Thursday, September 22, 2011
SHARK NIGHT 3-D, PG-13 ( 1 hr & 35 min )
Quickie Review: A group of college friends decides to spend the weekend at a shark-infested lake.
This movie is not really that far-fetch. Sharks have actually been seen in lakes and in rivers. I even read about it as a boy back in the Philippines when I went through my mom's collection of Reader's Digest magazines. Yet another reason why I'm scared of sharks.
This movie has a Rap Music Video by the whole cast at the end of the Ending Credits.
Here's what I didn't like about this movie: Among a group of friends, the first shark-attack victim is--you guessed it--the black guy! And a latina girl is next, because Hollywood is an "equal opportunity" exploiter! I guess that they all picked straws and it so happened that the black guy and the latina girl got the short ones randomly! Bullsh-t! When's Hollywood gonna change ...?
One last thing .... Sharks don't spit, they swallow! If a shark ever bites your arm off, you ain't ever gonna see it again.
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By The Way: "Snuff Films" can be easily traced by the authorities back to their source. 'Remember the "Stomp Videos" ( another kind of "snuff film" ) that were on the Internet recently? Well, some of them were traced back to their source in the Philippines! If you ever see a "Snuff Film" or a "Stomp Video" on the Internet, report it to the authorities a.s.a.p.
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