Sunday, November 3, 2024

THE BATWOMAN ( 1968 )

I started to watch this movie this afternoon, Saturday, November 2nd, 2024.

La Mujer Murcielago

Scene Commentaries:

This movie came out 2 years after Adam West's BATMAN Television πŸ“Ί Show. Even the car has a bit of resemblance to the Batmobile.

She sure can go snorkeling 🀿 well enough for the Philippine Badjao tribesmen to take notice of!

Yes, judging by her superheroine suit,
it'll be pleasurable to meet her! 😜

As I was saying ... "The pleasure is ours!"  πŸ˜›
Are those Secret Service conceal carry guns
in your pockets or are you guys just
so happy to see me? 😘

The wrestlers must've had trouble 
getting some sleep.  Thanks
to Mad Scientist, they can
now sleep forever! 😴 

How can you always tell if the doctor is 
just a mad scientist? πŸ₯Ό If his own
assistant's name is Igor?

Before evil doctors harvested Organs,
they honed their skills in getting 
all kinds of Bodily Fluids?

They brought the "donor" in just like
that in broad daylight.  Yet no
one took notice of it! 🀦‍♂️

"And we'll create the image and likeness of our ancestors, an amphibious human creature!" Wait a minute, how'd you know that I am going to blog about Aquaman next, huh? Tell me!  🀨

If you told them that you were having a
medical emergency, they might
have let you onboard.

Another movie reviewer said that it took
him 10 minutes to screenshot this
scene. It took me just 1 minute!
Imagine what 12 years' of
technology can do!
↘️    ⬇️    ↙️
Million Monkey Theater
April 2012. πŸ’ 

Yes, fake eyelashes do help to conceal 
one's own true Identity.  😏

Dang, all of the bad guys have hats that seem stuck to their heads!  πŸ˜„

If you guys are all waiting for Batwoman 
to come out, you might as well
enjoy  what  sights  are
available to you!

A 45 rpm record player which sits on a
wooden lounge chair's armrest! It is 
only now that I learn of it!    😲

You know, there's a reason why your
cousin Batman only hunts the 
bad guys at night! 🀨

Did they have seatbelts back then? πŸ€”

The Green Hornet & Kato are going to be pissed off when they find out that you bad guys are ruining their reputation with your imitation costume! Because they're not flattered by it❗😠

The mad scientist's fish-man looks
like a toy action figure.   πŸ˜ƒ

The fish-man looks more like a
lobster-man. If worst comes
to worst,🦞 🍽️πŸ‘ŒπŸ€€πŸ‘

And, with that, the waterbed was
invented in the same year❗

With the creation of a "fish-man" comes the need for a "fish-woman." Hence, the waterbed ❗ Because a mattress just won't do❗😜❗

"Fish-man" sure learned Spanish commands in a super fast time! Either that or his raging sex hormones kicked into overdrive❗πŸ˜‰❗

Why did the water bubble up when Igor opened the hatch for "fish-man" to get out?  πŸ€”

"Pisces is afraid of the fire." Of course, he is❗ He doesn't want to end up on someone's dinner plate❗πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‹πŸ‘

Hey, wait a minute! Why does Batwoman look bulkier in the ring?  🀨

This Batwoman seems clueless when it comes to Tracking Devices.  😏

Don't they have stray dogs running loose 
in this coastal resort town?  🀷‍♂️

And this scene served as inspiration for 
the movie, 40-YEAR OLD VIRGIN!

Batwoman, you forgot to take your fake 
eyelashes off before going to bed!

Why did Batwoman scream like a little girl when "Fish-man" grabbed her? 🀷‍♂️ And why didn't Virgin Guy shoot "Fish-man" when he had the chance to do so?  🀦‍♂️

Oh, so many wet mattresses to choose 
from! Decisions, decisions ....  πŸ€ͺ

Virgin Guy, why did you throw away your revolver after just one shot❓🀷‍♂️❓ Don't tell me that you only had one bullet in it❗🀦‍♂️❗Come to think of it, you almost hit Batwoman! Never mind me asking you, then.  😐  But you could've still used it as a club.  πŸ˜•

Virgin Guy is thinking, "When you turn her
into "Fish-woman," turn me into "Fish-
man," too❗ So that I can finally get 
lucky with her after all this time!"


Why does Mad Scientist keep calling Pisces, his creation, a Feces? πŸ’© 

Virgin Guy is once again thinking, "My Pineal Gland Fluid is not the Bodily Fluid of mine that I was hoping you would use on her. But, given my predicament, It Will Just Have To Do!"  😜

The Mad Scientist would never find out what happened to his experiment.  ¡QuΓ© lΓ‘stima!

They could've had a Lobster 🦞 Feast❗πŸ™‍♂️❗

The Mexican Batwoman is the only reason why I watched this movie.  πŸ™ƒ  But why do most of the people in this movie look Spanish instead of Mexican❓🀷‍♂️ ... 🀦‍♂️❗

Maura Monti is actually Italian! Her family 
moved to Venezuela when she was 5.
Then they moved to Mexico where
she became a model before 
she became an actress
for  ~10  years.

Tidbits:

I went to Seafood City Grocery Store after I left Wendy's Restaurant to see what kind of Pork Rinds they had in stock. I almost slipped and fell 🀸‍♂️ at the entrance because of the rain ☔ & because they didn't have an area carpet for just such a prevention! Senior citizens who fall and break their hips usually die within a year❗ They're lucky I didn't fall down or I would have sued them❗🀬❗

This section of their Beauty Aisle has nothing 
but just Whitening Products for Asians who
want to identify themselves as whites! 😁

And they have a Hot Noodle Challenge display:
"Only for Mukbang Challengers." 

They don't have the St. Michael's Chicharon Pork Rinds brand.

But they have these 2 brands on $ale.
The orange label one tastes better!

Then, I went to the Neighborhood Wal-Mart to see if they have the St. Michael's Chicharon Pork Rinds brand. They don't anymore. I guess it's because other people didn't like it, too!  πŸ˜•  I looked at their Fish Sauce selections again.

Red Boat Fish Sauce is THE ONLY CHOICE 
for purists such as myself ❗πŸ‘❗

After walking the whole sales floor TWICE, and drawing suspicion from a stock clerk, I went and bought a twin-pack of the Wal-Mart brand of Cream Cheese.
For just $0.84 more, I get twice than what
I would get at the Dollar Tree Store. πŸ€‘

It had stopped raining by the time I got home. So, I did a bit of walking around the parking πŸ…Ώ️ lot before I went to my condo.

5.55 kilometers 
5.34 km
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The best way to pop cornπŸ‘Œ❗πŸ‘

πŸ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/9nR9KOOZx6Q?si=LzzYE0TqUukeWvl6

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Uh oh, p diddy's party guests are starting to be named by an eyewitness to some after-party hush-hush stuff!  🀫
πŸ‘‡ https://www.facebook.com/nicelookjay/videos/575161368304237/?mibextid=CDWPTG

πŸ‘‰ https://youtu.be/LHbrXlWqFDg?si=yTtXu3q-mdzLXOqF

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"Snapshots & Sound Bites win Political Campaigns"πŸ‘Œ❗πŸ‘
πŸ‘‰ https://www.facebook.com/reel/397881983395240?mibextid=9drbnH

bj kammy is so desperate now that she'll take anything Pres. Trump says and twist it❗😑
πŸ‘‡ https://www.facebook.com/NEWSMAX/videos/1012489457233869/?mibextid=CDWPTG
πŸ‘‡ https://www.facebook.com/NEWSMAX/videos/1196533708087132/?mibextid=CDWPTG

Surprise, surprise! brandon IS the October Surprise❗ πŸ˜‚❗
πŸ‘‡ https://www.facebook.com/NEWSMAX/videos/1051356463437969/?mibextid=CDWPTG

They won't go on record to say they support bj kammy's socialist/communist/MARXIST plans because they are secretly sneaking such things into their governmental agenda❗🀬❗
πŸ‘‡ https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/8398325846929384/?mibextid=CDWPTG

If I were a cop, I'd tell her to take a hike❗🀬❗
πŸ‘‡ https://www.facebook.com/reel/870270677987844/?mibextid=CDWPTG

Clueless Libertard IDIOT "celebrities" are slammed for endorsing bj kammy ❗πŸ˜†

πŸ‘‰ https://youtu.be/7ZOy0DhXPqw?si=SgLbDi1vAyrsMPSv

She has been lying to US Citizens❗🀬❗

πŸ‘‰ https://youtu.be/ez3WAiXXvyw?si=-ZXMrqNGh4rGqc-y

bj kammy says that hurricane πŸŒ€ Victims are too irresponsible to save for emergencies ❗🀬❗

πŸ‘‰ https://www.youtube.com/live/evkjJqNiKzM?si=NUpJVP5jFJgC-1Vd

Puerto Ricans for Trump❗πŸ‡΅πŸ‡·

πŸ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/OuW2hJZ1eSM?si=8-YbLkAPaawzgFU4

Trash Bags for Trump supporters make Halloween affordable again❗ πŸ€‘❗

πŸ‘‰ https://youtu.be/89fRjwWAfR8?si=AWRKEUj-qiW4GInN

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Early Voting results are in! Georgia has more Republican than DEMON-cratic votes. And Virginia Republicans HUGELY dominate in 4 voting categories: 0 X 4 ( never voted in the last 4 Presidential Elections ), 1 X 4 ( only voted once in the last 4 Presidential Elections ), 2 X 4 ( only voted twice--like me--in the last 4 Presidential Elections ), 3 X 4 ( voted thrice in the last 4 Presidential Elections ) & 4 X 4 ( voted in all of the last 4 Presidential Elections )❗This isn't a Red Wave; it's a Red Tsunami❗🌊❗
πŸ‘‡ https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/906177338152169/?mibextid=CDWPTG


tampon tim likes to do the Jazz Hands & the Radio City Rockettes high kicks. So, let him be. If that's his way of expressing his "manliness" after shoving a tampon up his--only Lord knows where--let him!  πŸ˜„

πŸ‘‡ https://www.facebook.com/reel/1343078253384763/?mibextid=CDWPTG

"mark, I've one question for you. Can you define what a woman is?"  🀨

πŸ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/o14aDw8ehUk?si=45RgoyQGZ-T4-tKi

πŸ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/fA1YrOksE2E?si=SjDTBvslcH69oFry

"There is no such thing as a medically necessary abortion."

πŸ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/AlTfMk0o4vk?si=sd1b95IqpvY5dpJk

If the GRABBERment can get a warrant to break into your house to confiscate your beloved family members and perform late stage abortion on them because some "concerned" strangers don't like your family, what else will they not hesitate to do to you and people like you for the "good" of society?  😈

πŸ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/pPYu9xHT2m0?si=un64IXImSS01qGdP

Pres. Trump is closing stronglyπŸ‘Œ❗ πŸ‘

πŸ‘‰ https://youtu.be/FHSi1qnqJ1c?si=VvNs_UgaMcyNjuWw

"How the hell do you take a day off" since you've already had 4 years of doing NOTHING ❓🀷‍♂️❗

πŸ‘‰ https://youtu.be/EWG66rKqckw?si=ST_e31eIn2Vb93i7

US citizen Muslim who supports Pres. Trump.

πŸ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/VpFftj0FGBo?si=jZcWjAIlXXPvUNMk

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"The religion of peace" ....   πŸ™„


Except for those who enforce shari'a, who else is safe from its enforcement?

πŸ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/KRIp8UDnXUE?si=IfOlNxNWtURpvKjd

How to get back at pro HAMπŸ‘‰Ass keyboard ⌨️ warriors:

πŸ‘‰ https://youtu.be/ptGX2qvKaU4?si=kvL_nN4GlT2GLO5b

When they have no "skin" in the game.  🀐

πŸ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/hruwJtmyhYs?si=8jzRd_E-w3PTN8qg

PM Netanyahu makes his intentions clear❗🀨❗

πŸ‘‰ https://youtu.be/C3GE-x92E1E?si=ChRdRpeQQ2IIq79O

Israeli Navy Seals catch His-Bolas commander❗πŸ‘

πŸ‘‰ https://youtu.be/d6SeQ9alyAE?si=qyWjX_fr9diS2FGw

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First enemy of Batwoman:  πŸ₯‹ 
πŸ‘‡ https://www.facebook.com/100001831609934/posts/pfbid0PXH6y4rjGf8MKytFzgZCZoRjYV5Rs6kacBrLkPuCiHLCPAwVFdnsgup7MLoSBn7ml/?mibextid=NOb6eG

Where's yomama when you need her?  😨
πŸ‘‡ https://www.facebook.com/100001831609934/posts/pfbid02PRpHVEwdjxeitP1yHnfBcfuRPCQNkQjCeuWjuXdJp6YSxDBaZy2GSdxkP2uKaxu2l/?mibextid=NOb6eG

I'd like to see him try it at a gas ⛽ station!  πŸ”₯ 
πŸ‘‡ https://www.facebook.com/reel/1150015073369656?mibextid=9drbnH

It becomes quite clear when you present the arguments in this way❗🧐❗
πŸ‘‡ https://www.facebook.com/reel/1743956969794341/?mibextid=CDWPTG

Never go on a blind date❗πŸ‘Ή❗
πŸ‘‡ https://www.facebook.com/MisterManyarro/videos/1679772176205178/?mibextid=CDWPTG

Hunger is stronger than fear❗ πŸ’ͺ
πŸ‘‡ https://www.facebook.com/100001831609934/posts/pfbid0nDhLRZ9tAG96EA8XK7d5e1Vc8Ga9wQVQAHaXW83BtoqQyiSwWyXJHxCChiCtjuqBl/?mibextid=NOb6eG

Adorable music lover! 😻

πŸ‘‰ https://youtu.be/Ni9nsV9y-HI?si=G4O3r1lRXWCsDVJ2

"Everything's gonna be alright."  πŸ‘¦πŸ½

πŸ‘‰ https://youtu.be/c8lXySB8QC4?si=H-kjYisOPMbGujMq

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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners. Drumroll πŸ₯ please .... 

Congratulations to the USA for 
winning in 1st place!
πŸŽ‰πŸŽ†πŸ†πŸŽ‡πŸŽŠ
πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ₯‡πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
❗❗
🍾
Congratulations to Germany for 
winning in 2nd place!
πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ₯ˆπŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
❗❗
And congratulations to Russia for 
winning in 3rd place!
πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ₯‰πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί
❗❗

Thanks to the countries that participated in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! 🏁          πŸ›£️          🏎️

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