THE INFIDEL ( 2010 )

I started watching this pre-PLANdemic movie at just before midnight, Sunday, June 2nd, 2024, in bed 🛏️ via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App.

Scene Commentaries:

"For men, women are like a buffet, aren't they?" If I must equate women with food, I would much prefer an à la carte dish!  👌🤤 👍

"So, who is he?" 😶 😃 😆 🤣

"Yeah, I wrote a letter complaining about that."  😄

"He who looks after an orphan shall be in paradise." 😐

On "ram it down," I mean ramadan:

👉 https://youtu.be/K8DnIm1FkF4?si=Axn22MzCPwtc9ErN

The birth certificate!  😳

Waifs and Strays Society.  😏

The revelation! BUT if he was given up for adoption at 2 weeks of age, wouldn't that mean that he was already circumcised by then❓😲❗And THAT didn't make him question his heritage? 🤷‍♂️ ! 🤦‍♂️

The Morning Jew. What a way to start the day.  😁

In my Cultural Anthropology class, I learned that in a certain moslem country homosexuality is practiced up to a certain age. But, beyond that age it becomes a No-No!  🧐

The "ninja" 🥷🏽 woman ....  😏

"We are hezbollah now ... Kill the unbelievers!"  😳  Talk about indoctrinating impressionable little brats in the country that took you in and helped you and your family to have a better life❗🤨❗ Sadly, there's truth to this!

"I don't know. It was a weird wedding---Catering by al qaeda."  😒

The music video.  😮

Mahmud's on-line search

on Israel and on Jews.

"People of the checkbook."  😄

The confession.  😀

"What do you know about Jews?"  🤔

The now friend and confidant neighbor.  😐

"Jews for Jesus. What the f... is that about?" It all goes back to The Old & New Testaments where it says that the Messianic Jews won't get their ministry to their fellow Jews done in time for His 2nd Coming. That's why the Messianic Jews are frantically working overtime, along with the evangelical christians, to help as many of their fellow Israeli Jews to "See the Light." 

👉 https://www.gotquestions.org/all-Israel-saved.html

I cannot find the exact passage about the incomplete ministry to the Israeli Jews in the time that I have dedicated to this blog. But the above reference gives a general backdrop to it.

The crash course on becoming a Jew. 😆

The cup!  😬

The anti Israel rally kippah!  😃

Now that school is out for the summer, and there are no pro-Ham👉ASS Libertard IDIOTS protesting on campuses, Israel will do a massive attack on gaza! This is the hush-hush talk behind closed doors❗

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/ox8HlHrCcqE?si=tEzHzc-VgpMbUOWT

The bar mitzvah❗😃❗

"Name the 5 books of Moses .... In Hebrew."  😂

"No, no. I told you--they're not really Jews."  😏

The Tennessee Wig Walk:

👉 https://youtu.be/KL3-Y6BsARA?si=pjG4oxZ7Ogy_Gvn_

"Daddy, the funny men have come to see if we're muslim enough."  😄 😄 😄

"The liberal, moderate muslim can only be stretched so far." It's important to bear this in mind once jihad is achieved.  🤨

"How was I inciting racial hatred?"  😂 😂 😂

The newscasts.  🙂

The swastika!  😟

The "praying for the dead" Rabbi.  🤣 🤣 🤣

"Did you wipe the porn off? F()¢k, no! I wanted him to die happy."  😂 😂 😂

But it does beg the question, Who put the VHS 📼 tape in the TV's VCR since the patient was bedridden?  🤷‍♂️

Blepharospasm. I have eye twitching at times but not to this extent!  😉

"Not that it matters---Just so you know, Mr. and Mrs. Monassa---Scientologists!" 

The Lollywood song & dance.

The NOSE 👃🏼 argument!  😁 😁 😁

I like this movie's comedic conflict & resolution❗ 

This movie is funnier than either TO DUST or TANGO SHALOM. 👌🤓 👍

Tidbits:

After buying a Power Stick Anti-Perspirant Deodorant at the Dollar Tree Store, I went in search of the MSF location. The road is a cul-de-sac. And the place looks like a warehouse.

I don't even see a training area to practice riding skills in.  😕  Anyway, it will be a while before I will get a mini-moto. So, this plan will have to get shoved into the back burner for now.  I have my eye on this Benelli 🏍️

I saw a co-worker when I went to the Admiral Callaghan Lane Grocery Outlet Bargain Market to buy some nutritional supplements. He didn't even know that I had an Open Heart Triple Bypass surgery ❗😮❗When I filled him in on my current condition, he remarked that I am half dead and half alive❗🤞❗ BUT that about sums it up for me, for now.  😐

I did my Sunday walk 🚶🏼‍♂️ for a total of ....

6.95 kilometers 

6.70 km

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I had a long day today, Monday, June 3rd, 2024. I had to wake up extra early to be on a consultation call sharply by 9:00 a.m. It took over an hour. Then, I went back to sleep 😴 for 2 hours to catch up on some lost sleep! I went to GOIN' POSTAL to pick up some mail. And I proceeded to the post office to drop-off my bill payments and to buy a booklet of postage stamps. I prefer the US Flag stamps but they're sold out of it! I had to settle for floral stamps.  😒👎

I went to the employment department.

But they couldn't help me find any

employment because of the 

specialty field that I have 

experience in.  😕

I was given this job hunting application 

form. I can't make it to either of this

week's info sessions because

of my doctor's appointments.

I'll try for the last week of 

June's info sessions.

I didn't see any "chocolate varieties" parading their "wares" on the infamous stretch of Sonoma Boulevard on my way to the York & Marin Streets Grocery Outlet Bargain Market. I guess that the city is cracking down on street prostitution "traffic hazard".  🤷‍♂️

I bought a few groceries before I headed on home. I decided to take a little nap before having my late lunch. And I really ended up with having a REALLY Late Lunch because I woke up at past 10:00 p.m❗ I didn't even have the time to finish my daily walk❗🙁❗ Because I had to get back to finishing this movie blog.

I first saw this movie either after I had my emergency Foot 🦶 surgery on August 1st, 2021 or after my Heart 🫀 surgery on May 24th, 2022. But I'm glad that I made time to see it again for the 2nd time because it is funnier now that I really paid it a lot of attention ❗By the way, the main character in this movie is an Iranian-British comedian.

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Here are Monday's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners:

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And here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners.  Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 

winning in 1st place!

🎉🎆🏆🎇🎊

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Congratulations to Israel for 

winning in 2nd place!

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And congrats to The USA for

winning in 3rd place!

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Thanks to the countries that took part in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish!  🏁      🛣️      🏎️ 

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TANGO SHALOM

I watched this very early in the morning today, Saturday, March 30th, 2024, in bed 🛏️ via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App. 

Scene Commentaries:

I am quite surprised that someone actually came up with this Very Interesting Idea for a Dramedy Movie! 😀

My Persian Jew classmate ( who I mentioned in my blog on THE PERSIAN VERSION ) had a Mezuzah nailed to her apartment doorframe. That was the first time that I've ever seen one in real life. I wanted to get one to attach to my mom's house's front door but she would never have understood what it was for.  😏 Later on, I thought about getting one for my condo unit's front door but I don't know if it's a good idea to have one in my neighborhood.  🤷‍♂️

"Fernando Caliente, the hot Hasidic bullfighter!" 😂 😂 😂

The old-fashioned grandma at the dining table was melodramatically funny.

Okay, this is probably just for laughs. But I'm not sure 🤔 that businesses have doctors on the spot to do physical exams on potential new hires. But the Hernia Test requirement scene is very funny! 🤣

As an aside, in the Old Testament of The Bible, whenever someone placed his right hand under another man's thigh to swear an oath that affects the future generations of both men, the man making the solemn oath actually had to cup the testicles of the other man that he was making a promise to! 😬 I'm okay with just shaking hands, though. After all, some guys out there grab other men's hands Very Bone-Crushingly HARD---And I Don't Want Any Man Grabbing My Testicles In Such A Way❗😖❗

The 1st scene at the dance studio was charming! 👌

And I can't believe that the dance teacher actually chose Hava Nagila! 😍 I think that I might have already mentioned this song years ago. I'm not too sure, though. But it's worth mentioning again! This song was played repeatedly on the radio 📻 back in June of 1967, in my town of Kidapawan, Cotabato, Mindanao, Philippines after the end of the Six Day War, much to the chagrin of the native moslems. But it was played mostly for a devilish 😈 reason, as I pointed it out to my Persian Jew classmate when I spent time with her at her apartment studying for our upcoming exam. You see, media censorship was strict back then. But this song was an easy way for the DJs to get around the censorship issue. Imagine me as a puzzled little boy running around and asking others why the radio was playing a nasty song over & over! 😂 😂 😂  But all that was needed was for the listener to know how to speak in Tagalog & in Bisaya. Because the Hebrew words in the song actually almost sound like Pilipino words. To prove my point, I sang it to my Persian Jew classmate in what Pilipinos think that it sounds like and, finally, in how it translates to in English.

Here is what it sounds like to a Pilipino who speaks Tagalog and Bisaya:

Haba nang dila, haba nang dila, haba nang dila ne Mila. Haba nang dila niya, haba nang dila niya, haba nang dila ne Mila. Ooh ... malaki'ng bilat ne Mila, malaki'ng bilat ne Mila, malaki'ng bilat ne Mila, malaki'ng bilat ne Mila. Malaki! Malaki'ng ... bilat ne Mila .... 

And this is what it translates to in English, my apologies in advance:  🙏

Her tongue's very long, her tongue's very long, Mila's tongue is so very long. Her tongue is very long, her tongue is very long, Mila's tongue is so very long. Ooh ... Mila's got a big vagina, Mila's got a big vagina, Mila's got a big vagina, Mila's got a big vagina. It is big! It is big ... Mila's vagina ....

My classmate doubled-over laughing! 🤣 🤣 🤣

I didn't know that Hasidic men go to bed with a Kippah on their head. This is a new one on me! 😐

The Rabbi, the Priest, the Imam and the Granthi give Moshe their own religious advice. But the balloon 🎈from the Granthi who has such mysterious eyes was a very imaginative solution that really, really made me interested in this movie even more!

The curious pedestrians 🚸 gathering outside of the dance studio to witness the strange spectacle 💃🎈🕺was very amusing to see!  😄

To a Hasidic Jew, breaking a female stranger's balloon 🎈 barrier seems as bad as breaking a female stranger's hymen--heaven forbid❗😲❗

Cyberspace fame's consequences: "Look, Moshe! Are my eyes 👀 crossing yet?" 😁 Oy 😁 Vey 😁

If you see furniture stores closing and opening under another new name, they're really not going out of business. What they do is have people buy furniture on credit and once they have enough customers buying on credit, they turn around and sell the furniture business because they can get their initial investment back in the business PLUS the extra profit that the credit 💳 card buying customers financially represent to the "new" owners!  🤑

You know, now that they made headlines, she could just establish a GoFundMe account for her daughter and get more money! 💰 And Moshe can keep the prize money to share with his brother!! A Win-Win situation 👌❗😎❗👍

Tango, the dance that brings together a religiously diverse community! Ahh ... such a "Feel Good" movie.  👌☺️👍

Here, go ahead. Have a banana! 🍌

 

Shh ....  🤫 Here's how Hasidic Jews really party behind closed doors: 😉

👉 https://youtu.be/EGmXAu8geVg?si=73ZZSb4GY46aNrA0

I don't know why this funny movie wasn't shown on the Big Screen. 😕 I would have gladly paid money to go and see it on such a screen! 🥤🙂🍿

The Granthi character actor should be cast in some really scary movie franchise! He'd fit right in!! I'd be scared to find myself alone with him in a dimly lit room and be forced to stare 😳 into his eyes The Whole Time ❗😬❗

FYI: If you're curious as to why I mostly stay up until the early morning hours, it is because of my diagnosed Heart Disease condition. Statistically speaking, most Heart Attack deaths happen between the early morning hours between 3 & 6. I make sure to hydrate and stay awake until around 5 a.m. before I take a 5-hour sleep. 😴 But I also sleep 😪 early in the evening to wake up around midnight. So that I can stay awake for the next 4 hours. 🥱

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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners. Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for

winning in 1st place!

🎉🎆🏆🎇🎊

🇭🇰🥇🇭🇰

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🍾

Congratulations to the USA for

winning in 2nd place!

🇺🇲🥈🇺🇸

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Congratulations to Israel for

winning in 3rd place!

🇮🇱🥉🇮🇱

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Congratulations to the UK for

winning in 4th place!

🇬🇧🏅🇬🇧

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And congratulations to Germany for

rounding up the top 5!

🇩🇪🎖️🇩🇪

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Thanks to the countries that entered in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish!  🏁   🛣️   🏎️

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