SLAW ( 2017 )

I started watching this "covid lockdown so that the DEMON-crats can steal the 2018 Elections and clamp down on Free Speech and tell (UN)social media to censor non-woke bloggers which led to my blogsite losing readers in over 160 countries" movie at predawn today, Thursday, July 25th, 2024, in bed 🛏️ via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App.

Scene Commentaries:

The rude & racist stressed-out diner cook.  😠

The "Russian Roulette" carousel of consequences!  😬

The Hair Fest.  😃

"Two more years with you, I might just jump off the bridge."  😄

The birthday 🎂 party encounters.  😠

Slip of the tongue!  👅 

"Sex! S-E-X!"  😜

"Garri with an I not a Y."  😒

"I guess they know you better than I do."  😁

"I can't believe it. I've got a sister."

That's "Sisters," dum dum.

She has a twin, as

you can see!

"I'm full. I'm gonna fart all night ... in my sleep. There's the preview. Oh, that one's gonna curl your eyebrows."  🤢

"Life is nothing more than a bunch of bullshit strung together."  Pessimist, much?  🤨

Lakeysha's rant ....  😄

The Fish Guts Restaurant.  😆

"Bobby, the burner. 'Just a name."  😏

One  would  think  that  the  sudden 

closure and name change would 

make the cops look into the 

very suspicious real

estate deal.

🧐

"Girls always look at shoes first."  👀 

Hah, I knew it---"Sisters"!  😂

Van Halen---Sam Hagar!  😆

The "We don't knows."  🙄

"I saved a ton of money on my car insurance this year."  🤦‍♂️!🤷‍♂️

What else is Jack Sparrow gonna do for 

a living after dizzy-knee dumped 

him  because  of  Amber? 

This movie's Ambers

come to mind.

This scene brings up an interesting question.

If you order food at a restaurant and it

comes back with pubic hair in it,

but You KNOW that it's from 

the pretty and sexy chef,

would you still refuse

to eat the food?

😛 😜 🤪

🤔

"I can eat coleslaw all day!"  😅

Coleslaw is my preferred salad, by the way. I mix both the regular or 3-color coleslaw with Broccoli Slaw in a big bowl and have it for supper, drizzled with whatever salad dressing I have in my fridge, and 1 or 2 hardboiled eggs. I don't need to eat anything else with it, not even--and especially not even--pubic hair❗🤣❗Eyew, that's just so gross .... 🤢 🤮 

"Douche number one or douche number two?"  😏

"You heard what the captain said. Focus on this case and this case only."

"Are those pubes burning that I smell?"  😄

"That's the commissioner's wife! Son of a bitch!"  😯

"I take that back. That's not racist. That is racist."  😆

Oh, for the love of mustard! 🤦‍♂️

Reverse Racism ain't gonna save

your sorry ass from

this looney

family!

😃

Hmm .... 🤔 

'Never learned the lesson 

on splitting the tab!

And kiss his posterior, too,

while you're at it! 😘

"Why do you suppose my family thinks I'm gay?"

👌🤣❗🤣❗🤣👍

There are Bonus Scenes during the Ending Credits.  🙂

😉   🙃   😉

And there's a Kevin Nash outtake AFTER the Ending Credits 👌😂👍

What caught my eye about the movie poster is the Eye. No pun intended because I thought that this movie is a new installment in the SAW franchise. Until I realized that it's a Parody movie. But I liked it. 👍

Tidbits:

I'm just focusing on the Clueless Libertard IDIOTS' VIOLENT INSANITY at the moment❗Mark my words ❗❗There Will Be Many More Of This Happening Leading Up To Election Day❗❗❗All Orchestrated, Sponsored And Done By The Violent FASCIST Leftards❗😡❗🤬❗ Nothing Is New Under The Sun With These Socialists, Communists, Globalists, pro-Illegals/-Jihadists DEMON-crats & RINOs❗👎❗And as always, they'll victim-blame Pres. Trump and the Conservative Republicans Because That Is Part Of Their Communist Fascist Agenda ❗ 😠❗😡❗🤬❗🖕❗

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moslem barry odumbass soetoro started the anti-Israel movement❗🤬❗

👇 https://www.facebook.com/DMLNewsApp/videos/1007713207481179/?mibextid=9drbnH

And it doesn't help matters much when TREASONOUS TRAITORS in Congress aren't punished for their defense of terrorist organizations❗😠❗😡❗🤬❗

👉 http://opr.news/4911a859240725en_us?link=1&client=opera

👉 https://youtu.be/QGQmQr8yAj0?si=FZaotSJz4CsMSRVs

You talk about "insurrection"? THIS IS ONE OF 4 THAT HAPPENED IN THE LAST FEW YEARS--and the January 6th 👉protest👈 isn't even one of them❗

👉 https://www.theblaze.com/shows/sara-gonzales-unfiltered/hamas-protesters-washington-dc

No thanks to open borders, it's starting to happen ❗😠❗😡❗🤬❗

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The real thomas crooks that the Fake News Media is hiding from you❗😡❗

👇 https://www.facebook.com/reel/1878007389379741?mibextid=9drbnH

He supports brandon's DEMON-crazy policies❗😈❗👿❗

👉 https://youtu.be/J6EcIZo3ydo?si=VvMgZ8nE7qSX9Y45

The significance of 6:11 ....

👇 https://www.facebook.com/reel/1607402733152219?mibextid=9drbnH

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How to cure yourself of Trump Derangement Syndrome:

👇 https://www.facebook.com/NEWSMAX/videos/1280990783310353/?mibextid=9drbnH

👇 https://www.facebook.com/reel/448576594699139?mibextid=9drbnH

👇 https://www.facebook.com/reel/912592770641483?mibextid=9drbnH

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/-1mCcAOReY0?si=XT1c_K2Jp6ybWBc7

👇 https://www.facebook.com/reel/554060173802704?mibextid=9drbnH

clueless Libertard IDIOTS in a NUTshell

👇 https://www.facebook.com/reel/1850847958700261/?mibextid=NOb6eG

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Bidenomics for starving artists:

When  you  have  no  more  cocaine 

money for "blow", stay hungry!

Meanwhile, under MAGA ...

They installed him!

👉 https://www.facebook.com/100088161277094/videos/1015725939918904/?mibextid=9drbnH

Hell, no. joe must go!

👇 https://www.facebook.com/reel/1844910089339093?mibextid=9drbnH

Forced to step down! DEMON-crazy is not MERITOCRACY❗

👇https://www.facebook.com/NEWSMAX/videos/1497034467583123/?mibextid=9drbnH

vp's failure as border czar:

👇 https://www.facebook.com/61553572666395/videos/8098955576858796/?mibextid=CDWPTG

Freudian Slip, perhaps?  🧐

👇 https://www.facebook.com/reel/445090878362295?mibextid=9drbnH

Dear Lord, what have the DEMON-crats done❓🤷‍♂️❗🤦‍♂️

👇 https://www.facebook.com/reel/467712796041268?mibextid=9drbnH

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why did brandon get IT in the prisoner exchange❓

Did barry odumbass soetoro

pull some strings?

They should have left IT in

a Russian prison and 

had the patriotic 

US Citizen in

exchange!

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👇 https://www.facebook.com/reel/463028516048932?mibextid=9drbnH

👇 https://www.facebook.com/reel/1013202983719288?mibextid=9drbnH

'Can't wait for the day ....

👇 https://www.facebook.com/reel/1180062383264143?mibextid=9drbnH

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Ponder on this!  🤔 

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They want another PLANdemic so that they can implant more self-replicating Nanobots in the clueless Hosts! 😠

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/1244185833226629?mibextid=9drbnH

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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners.  Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Singapore for 

winning in 1st place! 

🎉🎇🏆🎆🎊

🇸🇬🥈🇸🇬

❗❗

🍾

Congratulations to Israel for 

winning in 2nd place!

🇮🇱🥈🇮🇱

❗❗

Congratulations to the USA for 

winning in 3rd place!

🇺🇲🥉🇺🇸

❗❗

And congratulations to Germany 

for winning in 4th place!

🇩🇪🏅🇩🇪

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Thanks to the countries that participated in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! 🏁          🛣️          🏎️ 

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GOOSEBUMPS in 3-D, PG ( 1 hr & 43 min )

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I went to see this movie on Thursday, October 15th, 2015, here in Vallejo, CA, for the advance 3-D screening at 6:090 p.m. in auditorium 1, 4th row ( counting from the front ), 7th column ( counting from the left ). The price of admission was $11.50. And I bought a small Buttered Popcorn for $6.05 and a small Powerade Mountain Berry Blast for $0.00 ( free offer with the purchase of a small popcorn on my e-mail movie watcher coupon ).

Quickie Review: Zach ( Dylan Minnette ) accidentally lets loose the imaginary creatures of R. L. Stine ( Jack Black ) on their town of Greendale, Maryland. And he, along with his friend, Champ ( Ryan Lee ), the author, and the author's daughter, Hannah ( Odeya Rush ) must team-up to capture all of the creatures now terrorizing the whole town.

There were just a few people in the audience with me for this advance screening. And they seemed to like this movie.

This movie was okay.  Go see this if you're a fan of the Goosebumps series.

Here's what's wrong with this movie: The moment that you realize the common origin of the creatures IS the moment that you start to ask yourself "logic" questions.

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Before going to the movie, I went to cash my paycheque and made deposits into my savings and checking accounts.

Then, I went to Earthly Nutrition, a local health food store in Benicia, CA, to open a shopping account to get discounts on my purchases. For now, I just bought a 60-capsule bottle of Paradise Olive Leaf Extract. Supposedly, it helps to normalize blood pressure and increase one's endurance. I need to try and see if this works because my exercise routine had been sporadic of late because of my bad left knee which I re-injured back in April when I slipped down an embankment where I trail-hiked.

This one-month supply costs $17.37 ( total cost ). It's over $20.00 without a shopping discount account.

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I then drove on over to CSAA ( California State Automobile Association ) to pay the monthly bill on my car insurance. And I noticed that the new Chick-Fil-A Restaurant had just opened up for business. I've been waiting for this particular restaurant to open up a franchise here in Vallejo, CA. The next closest one is in Fairfield, CA, which is about 18 miles away. I won't have to travel such a distance from now on. I wonder if this restaurant is closed on Sundays like the other Chick-Fil-A Restaurants are. I'll find out for you guys on a Sunday, someday.

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In the above photo, you can see to the left of center my car's Jack-In-The-Box antenna ball staring at the Chick-Fil-A sign and not liking it at all.

This is exactly what my car's Jack-in-the-box antenna ball looked like when it was brand new. It's time that I put on a new one of a different design. I feel sorry for new-car owners because such cars don't have antennas anymore. Ha, ha, ha.

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And do you notice the pick-up truck to the right of center, how its left tires are right on top of the parking space dividing line? Its driver just did a classic example of what is commonly called, "Asshole Parking"!

Please don't be like this driver. Nobody likes Asshole Parkers. I'm currently dealing with one at my condominium complex. I have pictures to back-up my claim should it all eventually involve the homeowners' association.

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In this next photo, you can see the meal combo that I ordered for late lunch. It's the # 2 meal. But instead of medium fries, I ordered it with a medium side of coleslaw. And, instead of a fountain soda, I had it with a medium sweet tea. The total cost was $7.81. I didn't eat the bun that it came served with, as you can see. But the food was good, in case you wanted to know. But they don't keep condiments and napkins at the tables ( are they just being cheapskates? )!!!

Today was their first day of business. Their hours of business are from 6:00 a.m. 'til 10:00 p.m. I was served at 5:13 p.m. And my receipt showed that I was customer # 2,838, which simply meant that by the time they took my order they were already pretty much experts at what they were trained to do. Sweet ....

It will be interesting to see what the LGBT crowd has to say about this restaurant! We shall see ....

And, no, I won't be boycotting this restaurant at all.

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