PARANORMAL CALAMITY ( 2010 )

I started to watch this pre-PLANdemic movie at predawn today, Sunday, August 4th, 2024, in bed 🛏️ via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App.

Scene Commentaries:

At the 00:02:28 mark, I would have said, That's it! I'm out---'Bye❗There was no reason at all for him to be hanging around in such a very verbally abusive marriage after that point. 👍

What's wrong with this picture?

Empty towel rack on the left and

no clutter on the counter!

Back when I was renting a room at my sister's house, her bathrooms would be as brightly lit as this one with its 8-lightbulbs fixture above the lavatory sink. It was too much light for me so that I would loosen 4 of the 8 lightbulbs from time to time; only to find out the following day that my sister had retightened the 4 bulbs. 💡 Heck, I tried to help her lower her electricity costs. But ... oh, well.  😕  Among my siblings and I, I Pay The Lowest Electric Bill❗🤑❗They each pay over a hundred per month, I pay around $14.00❗👌😎👍❗

The leading woman's character's name, Jennifer, reminded me of a 1983 Sit-Com. It only played for one season.

Jennifer Slept Here starred Ann Jillian as the titular character. The ghost of a celebrity star who somehow was stuck in the house where she lived in before she passed away. One day, I came up with a perfect episodal script for her show. I rushed it to her. And I waited. And waited. And waited. Then, I read in the news that her TV show was cancelled❗☹️❗

There I was, with the perfect script to cap the season! But it was not meant to be ❗😢❗My hollywood dream was dashed to pieces❗👎

The beautiful Ann Jillian and I had a "connection." I was feeling sad on my lunch break one day in 1981, and read a supermarket tabloid to while the time away, which was when I saw a baby picture of her in the magazine. I liked it so much that I drew it with my ballpoint pen, found her fan club address, and sent it off to her. She responded personally to me! 🥰  We wrote to each other for a while. She's the one who inspired me to master ( self taught ) the Art of Charcoal Portraiture❗😊❗

She was also "The Next Door Neighbor" seductress in the 1983 movie, MR. MOM.

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Dang, Michael married a golddigger!

She forgot about the camera.

You can say that again! 😉 

"Luckily I'm unemployed so I've got plenty of time to examine that footage. Can you burn me a DVD?" 😜 Another good reason why they shouldn't have gotten rid of the DVD/CD Player in laptops!  😉

No, Michael. Forget the hypnotherapist.

Just dump her. Don't be such

a cuckold!

This reminds me of the old Ad Slogan.

"Who  wants  to  be  like  Mike?"

No, not like "Big Mike!" 

Well, that's one way of having YOUR WAY❗🤪❗

"Holy moly Water."  😃

Lights on. Lights off.  😂  😂  😂

"I'm being possessed ...." Well,if she's possessed, then the entity in her will be with her anywhere she goes!  🤦‍♂️

"Deeper."  'I can't help you there!'  🤣  🤣  🤣

😆  😆  😆

"I got two words for you. Ghost Porn."  👻 

Uh, oh. Exposed armpits like that means 

that he's dominating your space

with his Pheromones!

It's the same way with 2 🐈tomcats🐈‍⬛. If you have them cuddle with you, they will snuggle contently until one of them will unexpectedly swat the other one in the face for releasing a little too much of its Pheromones! 😾 😸 😼

😁  😁  😁

"The world is your oyster. 🦪  Go out and suck on it."   😗

So, this is what happens if you have Succubi vying for your own attention and "quality time."

They're real, by the way, as I can personally attest to such encounters! Strangely, the Succubi were blondes ( mohammad got it wrong with his description of the 72 virgins in paradise 🧐 ). But the benevolent female entity which I 👉non-sexually👈 encountered was a raven-haired Beauty ( the Hindu Goddess Gayatri, I think 🤔 ).

My Yogi said that I should not recite this

particular Mantra because I would 

need to learn the Sanskrit first.

But the Goddess appeared

to me! So, what does

he make of it?

🦗 🦗🦗

Are they all demonic? Obviously, No❗The way that you can tell whether such an entity is good or evil IS IF THERE IS A SEXUAL ATTRACTION OF SOME SORT❗❗Such an "encounter" will be initiated by the entity which you will be powerless to resist. With a benevolent female entity, THERE IS NO SEXUAL ATTRACTION AT ALL, No Matter How Beautiful Such A Female Entity Is ( and the benevolent one which I encountered is The Most Beautiful "Young"  Woman That I've Ever Met, Hands-Down )❗❗❗ 

You see, the more highly evolved a Spirit Entity becomes, the lesser the need for it to procreate. Isaiah 53: 2 says that there is no beauty in Him that we should desire Him, implying that He never had offsprings nor was He ever married to Mary Magdalene❗In The New Testament of The Bible, Yeshua Ha'Mashiach says that there is no sexual relations in Heaven:

The Book of Matthew 22: 30

According to the Talmud or Midrash, there is the legend of Lilith, Adam's first wife, who was supposedly a Demoness. Also, in The Book of Genesis 2: 24, God commanded that once a man and woman "know" each other, they become as one! There is also the origin story of the Nephilim in The Book of Genesis 6: 4, who were the offsprings of such unions with its male counterpart, the Incubi.

My sexual encounters with such female beings were initiated BUT never consummated, a spiritual Coitus Interruptus--a "Not Now!" moment ❗ 🙃❗'Talk about "Divine Intervention."  😏  Oh, boy! What a Sunday church service testimony this would make❗🙄❗It would get me excommunicated ASAP ❗😆 😆 😆❗Thank God that I don't go to church anymore.  😁 😁 😁

As a consolation, it's good to know that some females find me sexually irresistible❗ 🤪❗

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This movie is sometimes funny. But I just can't stand the wife--and her mother! But, at the end, they both got what they had coming!  😜

Tidbits:

After I left the Indian Bazaar yesterday, I went to the new Dollar Tree Store. But I couldn't take pictures inside.  😕

I asked the cashier why I could not get a

reception. She said that the building 

is old and blocks 'phone signals.

Whatever   .  .  .  .           😒

Here are yesterday's walking results:

8.30 kilometers 

8.00 km

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I went to the Selecta Pilipino Buffet Restaurant for lunch, my 1st meal of the day.

The first of a 3-course meal. Clockwise 

from the Top Left: Kare Kare, Sweet 

& Sour Codfish, Shrimp Fry sauce,

water, Lumpia w/ sauce, banana

and Goat Papaitan Soup.

I'm just going to have a very light meal later on tonight: Milk 🥛 with Vegetable Protein Powder, Apple 🍎 and an Avocado. 🥑 

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The old Twitter was a hunter laptop censorship machine 

👉 https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/1240416830286917/?mibextid=CDWPTG

US Secret Service was infiltrated by a Russian spy!

👇 https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/1347254852898853/?mibextid=9drbnH

The Deep State is panicking because of the strong possibility of Pres. Trump coming back to finally drain the TREASONOUS Swamp❗

👉https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02VkiFoN9qdZRQyRxAyxQgN2QnTmNsd5SfHAd3tWYLmXnvYpRKt12Q2aHcU7U4NeUCl&id=100044252088762&mibextid=ZbWKwL

Supporting the attackers instead of the victims:

👉 https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/975955794280985/?mibextid=9drbnH

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Before the Offended-For-You virtue signalling Libertards escaped from the Looney Bin!  🤪

👇 https://www.facebook.com/reel/971985551394058?mibextid=9drbnH

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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners.  Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Singapore for 

winning in 1st place!

🎉🎇🏆🎆🎊

🇸🇬🥇🇸🇬

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🍾

Congratulations to Israel for 

winning in 2nd place!

🇮🇱🥈🇮🇱

❗❗

Congratulations to the USA for 

winning in 3rd place!

🇺🇸🥉🇺🇲

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Congratulations to Russia for 

winning in 4th place!

🇷🇺🏅🇷🇺

❗❗

And congrats to Germany for 

rounding up the Top 5!

🇩🇪🎖️🇩🇪

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Thanks to the countries that participated in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! 🏁       🛣️          🏎️

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CLASH OF THE TITANS, PG-13 ( 1 hr & 58 min )

where: CINEARTS @ PLEASANT HILL in Pleasant Hill, CA
when: Thursday, April 1st, 2010
show: 8:00 p.m.
costs: $10.00 Ticket + $4.25 small Popcorn ( w/ Butter ) + $3.75 small Diet/Zero Coke + $1.00 Fudge Brownie Cookie Dough Bites ( bought at 99 Cent Only Store & smuggled-in ) + $4.00 Bridge Toll = $23.00
auditorium: 1, The Cinedome
seat: 6th row, 22nd column

2nd time:

where: CENTURY 14 VALLEJO in Vallejo, CA

when: Sunday, April 4th, 2010

show: 7:45 p.m.

costs: $10.00 Ticket + $3.00 3-D Glasses + $3.75 small Diet/Zero ( w/ Barq's & Cherry flavors ) Coke = $16.75

auditorium: 8, with the 3-D screen

seat: 5th row, 9th column

synopsis: Perseus ( Sam Worthington ) watches helplessly as Hades ( Ralph Fienes ) kills his family. After being rescued from the shipwreck by the soldiers of the city of Argos, he learns that he is a demigod son of Zeus ( Liam Neeson ). Angry over his loss, he joins a small ragtag army on a quest to exact vengeance on his uncle, Hades.

noteworthy scenes: 1.) Plucked from the sea; 2.) One day; 3.) Statue of Zeus; 4.) Sunk; 5.) Love that feeds us; 6.) Argos; 7.) Era of Man; 7.) Demigod; 8.) Interrogation; 9.) Io ( Gemma Arterton ); 10.) Bring everything; 11.) Volunteers; 12.) Alliance; 13.) Flutes; 14.) Sword lesson; 15.) Gift from the gods; 16.) Pegasus; 17.) Scorpions; 18.) Together; 19.) Caravan; 20.) The witches; 21.) I hate to refuse you twice; 22.) Charon, the Ferryman of the dead; 23.) I'm trying to help you live; 24.) Medusa ( Natalia Vodianova ); 25.) Don't become one of them; 26.) You're the best of both; 27.) Kraken; 28.) Religious mob; 29.) Andromeda ( Alexa Davalos ), the sacrificial offering; 30.) The Furies; 31.) The fall; 32.) That's almost human of you; and 33.) The reunion.

audience reaction: Hard to tell since there were just about five people in the audience.

2nd audience reaction: There were more people in the audience this time around. And I believe they enjoyed this movie.

recommendation: There are too many slow scenes in this movie billed as a mythological fantasy adventure. To me, it's not good enough to rate a very positive recommendation. I may have to see this in 3-D to see if it will make a difference in my opinion.

2nd recommendation: The "after-thought" 3-D SFX that Hollywood used to hook audiences into paying $3.00 extra for this movie is not worth it! Most of the time, I had to strain my eyes just to notice the 3-D effect. At other times, the 3-D effect was distorted so that the actors' images each looked like a deck of cards. And the fight scenes were too frenetic for the barely-there-to-begin-with 3-D effect to be discernible. Save your money and watch it in 2-D, instead! You won't miss a thing--trust me.

spoiler alert! How and when did Perseus learn acrobatics? The scorpion claw looked fake as it rested on the ground because it was too loose at the joint. Who forced Io to wear a mop-head around the collar of her toga? The sword went through her body in such a way that her diaphragm would have been sliced in half and then it would have killed her almost instantly through asphyxiation--she wouldn't have been able to talk at all! When the sea floor ripped open, there should have been an earthquake on land and the water should have receded, followed by a tsunami. The Kraken was flailing its arms about for an inordinately long time before it surfaced its ugly head. As they swam up to the surface, not one of the hundreds of boulders and rocks hit them. The Golden Owl was not employed in this one, unlike in the original CLASH OF THE TITANS ( 1981 ).

fyi: I decided to see this movie here because the Cinedome is the perfect venue for blockbuster movies since it's an huge auditorium, with a big screen to boot.

Natalia Vodianova, as Medusa, is the hottest babe in this movie! She makes Uma Thurman's Medusa in PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF ( 2010 ) look like a plain-Jane. This Medusa can turn any hot-blooded man to rock--iykwim!

I don't remember much about the original 1981 version except for the Golden Owl--and vaguely at that!

It was a common belief in ancient times that gods had sex with humans. Even the Bible mentions this in Genesis 6:2. On a broader range, female spirits called, Succubi, and male spirits called, Incubi, have sexual intercourse with humans. How do you think the mother of Jesus got herself pregnant?

word of advice: Do not commit the sin of Blasphemy against God for it is "The One Unpardonable Sin" ( Matthew 12:31-32 and Mark 3:22-30 ) that Jesus Christ didn't die on the Cross for. [ This is my Good Friday message to everyone. ]

tidbits: At 7:30 p.m., as I was wiping my hands with a paper towel in the men's room, I made the comment that the motion-activated faucets in this room will not activate themselves independently because I've never seen any of them do that, unlike in the other men's room around the other side of the theatre. Just then, the faucet that I had just used came on by itself! 'Proved me wrong.

On my way home, I swung by the Safeway grocery store in Benicia, CA, to buy grape juice, gefilte fish, a banana, and an orange. Then I stopped at the Chevron gas station next door to get some gas and to buy some lottery tickets. And I hurried home because I had to eat the gefilte fish with my matzo unleavened bread and horseradish, and wash it all down with the grape juice before midnight or I'd turn into a permanent gentile! Ha, ha, ha.

I would have posted this blog before noontime today, Good Friday, except that there was something wrong with BlogSpot.Com earlier today and I couldn't post this at all until it was almost midnight.

2nd tidbits: When I stepped out of this auditorium after the ending credits, I could have easily walked into auditorium 13 across the hallway and watched this movie again in 2-D. Believe me, I was tempted. But I have a long day ahead of me tomorrow so I decided not to give in to this particular temptation.

After I left the theatre, I swung by the local CVS store to buy a beach chair. It is just the perfect height for doing cross-legged meditation without putting undue stress on my bad knee.