Friday, May 22, 2015

POLTERGEIST [ 2015 ], PG-13 ( 1 hr & 33 min )


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I went to see this yesterday, Thursday, May 21st, 2015, here in Vallejo, CA, at the CENTURY 14 VALLEJO, for the 8:30 p.m. advance screening in auditorium 1, 4th row ( counting from the front ), 7th column ( counting from the left ). The price of admission was $11.25. And I bought a small Buttered Popcorn ( $5.95 ) and a 20.0 oz VitaminWater Lemonade ( $4.60 ) at the concessions counter.

"Killer Clowns From Attic Space"
( 'sorry, I just couldn't resist it )

Quickie Review:  The Bowen family moves into their new home only to notice that things go "bump" in the night. Because their house--as well as their neighbors'--sits on top of an old cemetery!

The audience seemed midly entertained by this remake of the 1982 original of the same title.

I didn't find this movie scary at all. Heck, the original wasn't even scary to me! In a sense, then, this remake is true to the original in the "scare factor." You might be better off waiting for this to come out as a DVD rental. ( Of course, I might want to see this again in 3-D. )

The original had more skeletons--real ones, too! Did you know that?

Without elaborating, this movie is not really about poltergeist activity.

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Back in Matina, Davao City, Mindanao, Philippines, my family moved from an apartment and into our house on Mars Street in the GSIS Heights Subdivision sometime in 1972 ( ? ). My family was among the first few familes who moved into the subdivision.

To while my time away, when not in school, I would go across the street to hang-out with the carpenters who were upgrading the new house that would soon be home to a mayor and his family. One of the carpenters, Fermin, told me that he helped build my family's house and a bunch of other houses in the subdivision. And he said that when the hill was being cleared of trees, they would come across some huge snakes, Pythons.

But what Fermin told me that really scared me was that when the streets were being made by bulldozers, skeletons would be unearthed from their unmarked graves. And the find was not reported to the authorities at all. They just surreptitiously disposed of the skeletal remains!

During World War II, this whole hill was occupied by the Japanese because it offered a clear view of the sea. The Japanese had cannons, anti-aircraft guns and air-raid pillboxes lined-up halfway up the hill. It was also a prison camp for captured G.I.s and resistance fighters.

To this day, there are still three pillboxes behind some homes on the topmost street on this hill. The residents dumped their garbage in these pillboxes to keep curious children away because, more than likely, the Japanese set booby traps inside of them.

Further up the hill, close to where a local shrine is, there is supposed to be a secret passageway into the jungle. This secret passage was the Japanese' back-up plan in case the hill was overrun by the
Americans.

And on one side of the road leading up to the shrine is what once was a DEEP swimming pool that the Japanese made. This pool is almost the size of a basketball court and about 20 feet deep.

Anyway, back to the uncovered skeletons in unmarked graves which tie-in with this movie ....

The skeletal remains were probably those of G.I.s who died or were killed by the Japanese in the prison camp.

And There Were Some Scary Stuff Which Happened At This Subdivision. I talked to some of my neighbors. Their encounters with the supernatural ran the gamut from benign ghosts to bad spirits. Some even claimed to have made friends with teeny-tiny elves!

Of course, I myself, had encounters, too. Well, to be more precise, two benign encounters with the supernatural.

The first one being that I discovered at this place that I had the ability to control the wind, to make it stop and change direction. Whenever a strong wind would blow through the neighborhood, forcing everyone to close their jalousie windows, I would run out into the middle of the street because I could then play with my newfound friends, the Four Winds, away from the prying eyes of curious neighbors. And, oh, what fun times I had playing "traffic cop" to the winds!

The second encounter was when I fell from a neighbor's bicyle and hit my sternum against its handlebar, early one evening. I stood up unable to breathe. All of a sudden, a young American female's voice in my head commanded me, "Quick, run in a circle!" I did. I ran clockwise in a small circle. And I was able to regain my breathing ability. This supernatural incident marks the very first time that I started to hear a voice in my head.

For years since then, I wondered whose voice it was that saved me. I rationalized that it was an
American female in my future: Perhaps, a wife; perhaps, a daughter. But, later on, I de-romanticized the source because of the available evidence. More than likely, the voice belonged to either an American nun or an American nurse who was imprisoned by the Japanese and who died on that hill. R.I.P. And thank you for saving this little boy's life.


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Sunday, April 26, 2015

LITTLE BOY, PG-13 ( 1 hr & 46 min )

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I went to see this on Thursday, April 23rd, 2015, in Richmond, CA, at the CENTURY HILLTOP 16, for the 9:50 p.m. advance screening in auditorium 6, 4th row ( counting from the front ), 10th column ( counting from the left ). The price of admission was $11.25. And I bought a 16.9 oz Dasani Water for $3.85 at the concessions counter. The trip back to Vallejo cost me an additional $5.00 at the Carquinez Bridge Toll Plaza.

THE LITTLE BOY THAT COULD

Quickie Review: A little boy who looks up to his father will do anything to bring his father home from the war alive.

Believing himself to be in possession of a super telekinetic power awakened in him by his comic book superhero, the one and only Ben Eagle ( Ben Chaplin ), "little boy" Pepper Flynt Busbee ( Jakob Salvati ) becomes obsessed with the idea that he has the power to teleport his father ( Michael Rapaport ) back to their ( fictional ) hometown of O'hare, California, during World War II. Especially after he hears the church sermon on faith the size of a grain of mustard seed ( Matthew 17:20 ). But Father Oliver ( Tom Wilkinson ) reminds him that such a faith can only be had if one is unselfish and cares for others. So, the priest gives him a list of things taken from the Bible ( Matthew 25:35-36 ) that he must do in order to acquire a mustard seed-sized faith. As he checks-off each task on his list, he befriends the town's pariah, gains the respect of the class bully and wins the admiration of everyone in town.

Would you believe it if I told you that I was the only one in the auditorium for this particular show? Well, indeed, I was! But I liked this charming movie. I especially liked how two "little boys" were interwoven into a seamless fabric of the movie's plot. This is a well-crafted movie ideally suited for the whole family. Go see this movie with your little brats.

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Driving to the theatre and back home made me worry that my car's "check engine" light might come on again. It didn't. The last time that it came on was over a month ago before and after my brother-in-law passed away. Will the engine light come back on again? I don't know. I don't want it to, whether the reason be that of a bad omen or whether it be simply that of a bad engine.

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Saturday, April 25, 2015

NANAK SHAH FAKIR, NR ( 2 hr & 25 min )

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I went to see this yesterday, Thursday, April 23rd, 2015, in Richmond, CA, at the CENTURY 16 HILLTOP, for the 6:05 p.m. showing in auditorium 12, 4th row ( counting from the front ), 8ht column ( counting from the left ). The price of admission was $10.75. And I got a free small Buttered Popcorn ( movie-watcher e-mail reward coupon ) to go with my small Powerade Zero Orange for $4.10.

Quickie Review: This movie is based on the life of Sikhism's founder, from his prophesied birth all the way into his adult ministry. In his travels, he sought to unite the Hindus and the Muslims through his revelation of Ik Onkar ( there is only One God ) in a mystical musical way.

There were just a few people in the audience. I wasn't able to gauge their reaction to this movie.

I liked this movie. It offered me a better glimpse at the life of one of World Religions' influential founders. This movie was banned because some Sikhs thought that their founder's portrayal was blasphemous. But Nanak's face was never shown at all. I would recommend this movie to any follower of Sikhism or to anyone interested in World Religions.

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This movie added to my understanding of my Yogi's faith. My Yogi is a Sikh, as I had mentioned in an earlier post. What I observed is that Nanak, in essence, preached what Jesus Christ, Himself, preached. But, then again, no matter who preaches what, the message is the same if it comes from one source, from One God.

"Hold on!" you might say in protest. "Christians believe in the Holy Trinity. How can you Christians say that you believe in One God when you worship God, the Father; God, the Son; and God, the Holy Spirit? These are three different Gods that you worship, not one."

But you proceed from the mistaken notion that God is incomplete. The very essence of God is that He is whole. No matter how many representations of God that you may have of Him, be it one, three, seventy-two or one hundred and eight--or more--He is still One God! You cannot add or subtract from God because He is completely whole. Here's a simple mathematical analogy: 1 X 1 X 1 = 1; and no matter how many more times that you multiply 1  by itself, the answer will still be 1. This is the same way with God. It is no contradiction at all when a Christian worships the Holy Trinity.

Allow me to illustrate further by adding to a simple analogy that my Yogi gave me and my fellow initiates. My Yogi said that if you go to the Ganges River and scoop some of its water into a vessel, say a glass, the water in the glass and the water in the Ganges River will still be one and the same, molecule for molecule and atom for atom. But the water in the glass will not be the Ganges River; it becomes part of the Ganges River only after it's poured back into the river! In the same manner, we can use this analogy to represent God, the Father, as the Ganges River; God, the Holy Spirit, as the water in the glass; and God, the Son, as the water-filled receptacle. God, the Son, i.e. Jesus Christ, became one with God, the Father, when he transmuted His ego-aware body ( the water-filled receptacle ) and "poured" the Holy Spirit back into its proper source which is God, the Father ( in much the same way that the water in the glass was poured back into the Ganges River in our earlier example ). And Jesus Christ can return in His humanly form, analogically speaking, in much the same way that a glass can be retrieved from the Ganges River if it was put in the river in the first place.

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When I bought my ticket at the box office, I asked the booth clerk how long the movie was because the movie listing didn't include the time length and even the movie rating, itself. She said that it was almost two hours. "Almost two hours," my butt! It was more than that as I kept checking the time on my watch after 8:00 p.m. to see when the movie would end because I hadn't had dinner yet. And I still had to come back to this theatre to see an advance screening of, LITTLE BOY. Well, it was past 8:30 p.m. when the movie finally ended.

When I stepped out of the theatre, I decided to try the food at the new Chinese buffet restaurant, Lee's Garden Buffet.

Ah, this is much better than the lame excuse of a "picture" that I took of this place a couple of weeks ago. Wouldn't you agree?
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I'd been at this Chinese buffet several times years ago when it went by another name and, obviously, was under different management/ownership. I took the above photo before I walked in. The sign on the door said that their Mon-Thu hours are from 11:00 a.m. to 9:00 p.m. ( Fri-Sun hours are from 11:00 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. ). I had less than 15 minutes to pig-out to my tummy's content! I asked the hostess if I could look at their buffet islands to see if there were still sufficient food left to feed a hungry movie blogger---There was!

I paid at the register first. I was charged a Senior Discount of $9.99 + $0.95 tax. And it couldn't have been because I looked old to the hostess since an old white man called me, "Kiddo," just a few hours earlier. But, then again, in today's "politically correct" society, I think calling a colored man, "Kiddo," is more acceptable than calling him, "Boy." Hey! wait a minute ....

Anyway,

I sat down at my table and gobbled-up food as fast as I could since I was in a race against time. When it was time for me to go back for seconds, a kitchen lady was already gathering-up the buffet pans. Another lady saw me going up to the buffet island and let the first lady know that there was still one hungry mouth to feed. The first lady just threw down into a pan with food still in it the serving spoons and tongs that she had collected. I quickly worked my way around that island as I piled "leftover" food high on my second plate. "This sure is one hungry pig at the trough! Oink, oink," one lady seemed to say in Chinese. Whatever .... I knew one thing, though: A Chinese lady would be going home with empty Chinese take-out containers tonight! Heh, heh, heh ....

"Mommy, why is this take-out container empty? I'm hungry! "
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And, just to be on the safe side, I piled a third plate high with food, too. Ha, ha, ha.

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Friday, April 24, 2015

THE SOUND OF MUSIC, G ( 3 hr & 0 min )


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I went to see this on Wednesday, April 22nd, 2015, here in Vallejo, CA, at the CENTURY 14 VALLEJO, for the 2:00 p.m. showing in auditorium 5, 4th row ( counting from the front ), 8ht column ( counting from the left ). The price of admission was $8.50. And I bought a $1.00 medium upgrade on a free small popcorn ( movie-watcher e-mail reward coupon ), a $4.75 medium Mountain Berry Blast and a $1.50 Kernel Season's Cheddar-flavored Popcorn Seasoning at the concessions counter.

This is a 50th Anniversary presentation of a multi-Oscar winning musical classic.

Quickie Review:  An Austrian naval war hero refuses to serve in Hitler's 3rd Reich and hatches an ingenious escape plan. Based on a true story.

There was quite a turn-out for this particular show. Mostly, the audience was comprised of the middle-aged and the elderly. They liked this movie and gave it a "Hands Clapper" ending.

I liked this movie, too. Go see this movie if you're into Musicals.

This movie was banned in Austria until recently because the Austrians didn't want anything to do with something that would remind them of their past.

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I was about 6 years of age when I saw this movie for the first time in Kidapawan, Cotabato, Mindanao, Philippines. Of course, at such an early age, and with English as my 3rd language, I wasn't able to fully appreciate the sweet simplicity, innocence and beauty of this movie. All that I could remember from this movie were the songs, I Am Sixteen Going On Seventeen, Do Re Mi and its title song, The Sound Of Music. And these songs were played over and over on the radio, which served me as a memory aid. 

When I learned that this movie will be shown on its 50th Anniversary at select theatres, I knew that I would have to see it again to fully appreciate it. And I was glad that I was able to see it again. But, at the same time, this movie gave me a cause for worry ....

If you compare the movie dialogues back then to the ones that we are now subjected to, in the 50 years since this movie originally premiered, Spoken English has devolved into the current "trendy" vulgar vernacular in use not just by today's representative youths but by today's representative adults, as well! This is such a sad and worrisome commentary that I make based on my cinematic observation.

And even in today's G-rated movies, "Potty Humor" seems De Rigueur!

Where one goes, the other follows:

Written English, also, has fallen from grace. Today's folks don't seem to know how--or are too irresponsibly lazy--to spell ( or to even use "spell check" ) and use proper grammar and punctuation. Now, mind you, I'm not an English teacher--never had been and never will be. But Spelling, Grammar and Punctuation are educational tools that are taught in school and should be used conscientiously on a day-to-day basis. These are signs of a well-educated person. And one should strive to make a good impression of him/herself before others when one is writing a letter, a note, a text or an e-mail. Written English is different from Spoken English in the sense that its use must follow a stricter set of guidelines. For, you see, you are afforded the Luxury of Time to collect your thoughts and properly structure your sentences and paragraphs whenever you commit "pen to paper." In this way, your message or idea is presented in a clear and concise manner. To commit an error in writing due to laziness is almost unforgivable. And if you're ignorant of the Rules of Written English even though you went to school, why are you?

And none of today's youths seem to even know how to write a proper business letter! What they teach kids in school these days, I have no idea.

As I mentioned earlier, English is not my native language. And I was harassed and made fun of by my classmates, humiliated by my teachers and beaten by my own father for being such a slow and stubborn learner ( I had to go to summer school once and I flunked school twice ). I learned how to read by way of countless repetitions; and I learned how to write by paying close attention to how a sentence and a paragraph were structured, and why punctuation marks were chosen the way they were chosen.

In time, my valuable Learning Repertoire began to include Word Substitutions, Parenthetical Statements, Appositives, Modifiers, Prepositions and Transpositions. To this day, I still rely on these. They are my "fail-safe" go-to aids. 

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