NAPOLEON

I went to see this today, November 28th, 2023, an All Day Bargain Tuesday, at the Century 14 Vallejo, here in Vallejo, CA. The price of admission was $6.50.

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R, 2h & 38m

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This movie chronicles the rise and fall of Napoleon Bonaparte through battles interspersed with his love for his unfaithful wife, Josephine, in a marriage of social necessity.

In which case, the title should have been, Napoleon 💓 Josephine, a love story. Or ...

Napoleon Et Josephine. 

Auditorium 4, B-7

Almost all of the

seats behind my

seat were taken

just before the

movie started.

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Before the movie began, a public advisory message reminded those in attendance to turn off their phones. 📱 Then, they showed a St. Jude Hospital ad that you can donate to by using your phone 🤳🏽 to scan the QR Code.  🤷🏻‍♂️!🤦🏻‍♂️

Napoleon Bonaparte was either a hero or the antichrist! It all depends on your Christian denomination. To the Catholics, he was the Antichrist❗ To the Protestants, he was a Hero❗❗ Because he effectively put a temporary end to the pope's Roman Empire ambition ❗❗❗Napoleon's General Berthier captured and imprisoned Pope Pius VI in 1798 who then died later in captivity. Thus, ending the papacy's 1,260-year reign from since 538 AD ( AMERICA IN BIBLE PROPHECY© 2020, Amazing Facts International ). The Protestants believed that this was the Blasphemous 7-headed Dragon with 10 horns--each with a crown--in Apocalyptic Literature ( Revelation 13:1-8 ) whose 1 head was mortally wounded yet later on survived! ( The "America" part is supposedly the one mentioned starting in verses 11 through to 17, especially with the roman catholic brandon at the helm❗ )

I was really hoping that this movie would shed light on the character of Nicolas Chauvin! ☹️

But the omission of such

a character could mean

that he is simply just

fictional in nature. 

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And why is there no mention of Désirée?

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I once read an article on Napoleon Bonaparte's kinkiness. Before going home from battle, he would first send a letter to his wife Josephine with a specific "welcoming home" instruction: Don't Take A Bath 🛁❗ It seemed that being in the prolonged company of his unbathed men gave him a SENSE 👃 of appreciation for the "unhygienic human scent"❗❗ 🤢  Let me just leave it at that and have you sexually fill-in the rest with your own imagination ❗❗❗Just keep in mind what "French Kissing" means. 😉

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It's amazing how they did Fertility Tests back then! 😘

When Napoleon presented baby Napoleon François Joseph Charles to Josephine, I thought that she would yeet baby junior into the pond!

And speaking of Yeet, my friend Soberund has the perfect, best-selling Yeet Doll for you at

  

www.soberundgoodes.com  

today in the Dolls & Figurines collection:

This yeet doll is perfect for stunts and

for yeeting it out of a fast moving

car on the highway, freeway or

even on the autobahn!!! 😏

Think of the fun and excitement

that you'll experience as you

yeet this doll out of your

car window when you

drive past a cop

car! 😄

'Just kidding ....

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For 🇺🇸USA & Canada🇨🇦

shoppers only. ☹️

The Internet was set abuzz with pre-screening praises to actor's Joachim Phoenix and director's Ridley Scott perceived more-than-capable interpretive take on such a Historical figure! But, alas, in hindsight, such praises actually came, in all probability, from Paid Shills❗👎

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Since the French already had

established territories in both

Canada & the USA by the time of

Napoleon Bonaparte, and since

the French colonists interacted

with the indigenous peoples,

why wasn't the nutritious

Pemmican survival food

ever adopted by the

French Army?

🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

❓

 

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I wonder if Chef 👨🏻‍🍳 Appert is also the one who invented the Mayonnaise .... 🤔

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I just hate it when

Whollyweird takes

"Creative License"

preposterously

❗😠❗😡❗

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If The Picky French Hate It, you know that it might probably be Bad 😕:

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/24/arts/french-critics-napoleon.html#:~:text=French%20critics%20considered%20Ridley%20Scott's,And%20that's%20just%20to%20start.&text=The%20French%20do%20not%20like,the%20French%20critics%20do%20not.

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I believe that Ze 🥖 French 🫕 will approve of these 2 YouTube shorts regarding Napoleon Bonaparte: ( Oversimplified, sure. But easier to understand and more fun to watch & learn from! )

👉Première partie

https://youtu.be/zqllxbPWKNI?si=7A7WcRkCJMjXZ_gC

👉Deuxième partie

https://youtu.be/mY3SEMTROas?si=HYp2EPAEKKmAOfd7

🤓 Admittedly though, these 2 YouTube videos are quite good and are shorter by over 1½ hours---And FREE❗🤑  Just press "Like, [ Comment ] & Share [ & Subscribe ]". You'll do yourself a favor by seeing these 2 videos, first! Think of these as a primer to get you up-to-date on the movie's historicity. 👌❗👍

RE the subject of the Fondue ....   🧐

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Napoleon's Egyptian campaign gave the world a special gift, The Rosetta Stone:

It unlocked the secrets of the

Egyptian hieroglyph which

gave us a better under-

standing of Egypt's

role in Biblical

History. 

There is no verifiable proof at all that Napoleon Bonaparte ever slept in the Great Pyramid. So, take this article with a grain of salt:

https://scienceinfo.net/discover-napoleons-horrifying-nocturnal-mystery-in-the-egyptian-pyramid.html

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Yes, he did ride on a donkey. But a war horse looks so much better to have in the world famous battle portrait. Because Donkeys Are Smart ( asses ) Enough NOT To Charge Mindlessly Into Battle, unlike the dumb horses. Also, Napoleon Bonaparte could just have imitated the Kings of Ancient Israel who were forbidden by God from riding on horses. Even Yeshua Ha'Mashiach, Himself, rode a donkey victoriously into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday! But it didn't win Napoleon any favor from God since he "invented" modern warfare which costs more human lives in its execution.

When God led the Israelites out of Egypt, He told them to stop doing things the Egyptian way. One such way was for an Israelite king not to ride on a horse like the pharaohs did. It was one of God's ways of keeping those who had an intimate knowledge of His True Name, like King David, from dying a short, unfulfilled life ( Psalm 91:14-16 ). And a war horse can get one killed sooner than a stubborn donkey can! Of course, one would have to meet God halfway for this promise of a long life to happen.

 

And speaking of lives lost, the French soldiers' mortality rate kept going up with each campaign. Obviously, his enemies were taking notes of his battle tactics but it never crossed his mind. I don't have military experience ( too physically unfit to serve ) but I see the obvious faux pas committed by both sides: The British don't have posted guards on the battlements in the opening battle scene; not employing the use of forward scouts to scope out unfamiliar territory; marching towards the enemy position out in the wide open space in broad daylight; employing battle tactics already made obsolete by advancements in war technology; they have unguarded perimeters; I see the French allowing themselves to be led into a Cossack trap; and Napoleon's overconfidence, arrogance and naivety in his uncouth need for acceptance among the European nobilities. And I see that neither side stuffed their cannons with bags full of small lead balls, which would have been more efficient at killing a number of enemy soldiers! 🤦‍♂️

https://youtube.com/shorts/OJXXckAs28M?si=CuLmjcUnJmLtbZVg

Napoleon is nicknamed "Boney" in this movie as a play on his surname. Here's how I look at it: Bonaparte sounds like Bone Apart. Hence, Napoleon Bone Apart. Or, Napoleon Fillet will do! 👌😃👍 So, when he extended an offer of peace to his rivals, it was recorded in governmental records as "Peace Fillet" ❗🤦🏼‍♂️

The defeat at Waterloo was probably caused, in part, by this catastrophic event:

Sacré Bleu❗❗❗

Oh, merde❗❗

🌋❗🤯

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https://www.imperial.ac.uk/news/187828/napoleons-defeat-waterloo-caused-part-indonesian/#:~:text=Historians%20know%20that%20rainy%20and,the%20course%20of%20European%20history.

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This movie is not a homage to Napoleon Bonaparte but, rather, a 3-Course thanksgiving 🦃 "TURKEY" 🦃 dinner served on a tarnished silver platter with colorful, yet unsavory, INACCURATE GARNISHES:

https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/movies/a45899545/napoleon-review-joaquin-phoenix/?utm_campaign=socialflowFBESQphoto&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&fbclid=IwAR2Yi3hbqBDpOx__6tb5fOUFblp0-FHnCIs5Iji0mtAFoMwEAzUgBioMxYY

I was shocked to see them shoot cannonballs at the pyramids. Incroyable! 😲 There was no mention of this at all in my Archaeology Class! 

Napoleon Bonaparte must have rolled over in his tomb because of this embarrassing movie:

"Déjà vu, la Pyramide❗😬❗"

I can just hear him say in

a very muffled way.

I'm bad .... 😏

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To all of my Francophile readers in the 🇺🇲USA🇺🇸 and in 🇨🇦Canada🇨🇦, my friend Soberund @

www.soberundegoodes.com

has something that you might be interested in:

Perfect for Period History

reenactments or to 

stand out in the

crowd when

you go out

& about!

👌❗👍

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and Soberund also has these for you to consider:

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Just go to the Halloween and Costumes selections to place an order! 

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TIDBITS: I walked around the block ( Turner Parkway, Admiral Callaghan Lane and Plaza Drive ) 2X before seeing this movie. I covered 3.0 miles/4.8 kilometers.

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P.S. To all of my faithful readers in Russia, I'm sorry for your losses. Please accept my condolences. My understanding is that the ILLEGITIMATE occupier of the White House left Putin with no other choice. But your people are the ones who are made to suffer.  🙏

Likewise, I offer my condolences to the people of Ukraine, too, for their losses.  🙏

As well, I offer my condolences to the people of Israel for their losses in the barbaric, surprise terrorist attack by HAM👉ASS on their innocent, helpless civilians.  🙏

I Grieve With All Of You .... My Sincere Thoughts And Prayers Go Out To All Of You ❤️♥️♥️ And May All Of You Have Adequate Heating This Winter Season❗🤞❗🤞❗

FYI: The All-Time Tracker of my movie blogsite shows Russia as having the 2nd highest number of Readership❗Ukraine has the 9th highest number. The chart below is mostly tabulated from figures gathered BEFORE February 2022:

And I'm deeply troubled that

many of my readers have

lost their lives in these

senseless Wars of

ATTRITION ❗

☹️😢

Human Life Is ANY

Country's Most

Precious Resource! 

Governments Should

Learn To Treasure

All Of Them ❗

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Please understand that this >recently escalated< Russia/Ukraine War WAS MEANT TO HAPPEN ❗ In fact, it is 6 Years Long Overdue❗❗The one who perpetrated the "Russian Collusion" HOAX ( as a pretext to HOOK 🪝 Russia into a Proxy War with Ukraine, to compromise Russia's fighting ability---Napoleon Bonaparte would have approved of this proxy war of attrition ) was meant to start it; but Donald Trump WON the 2016 Presidential Election, instead ❗❗❗And Trump's Presidency has the curious distinction of not being embroiled in Wars! In fact, he sought peaceful relations with Russia, China and North Korea ( gaining the reputation of being the 1st US President to ever set foot on North Korean soil ), and facilitated the Abraham Accords which should have garnered him a Nobel 👉PEACE👈Prize---But, no .... Instead, the Evil Puppet Masters gave barry odumbass soetoro a "participation award"  nobel "price" for his Apology Tour and for obamagate and for fomenting domestic racial conflicts & riots and for arming isis and for turning Minneapolis & Dearborn into terrorist recruitment cities❗ And DOTARD, Pervy, burisma joe brandon ( the 👉TREASONOUS👈, WORST US "president" Ever❗❗ ) is probably set to win an " ig-nobel price," too, for TANKING our Economy and for sending--Disarming US Citizens--our 2nd Amendment Rights' weapons & ammunition to his proxy "friend" and for arming the taliban and for opening our borders to invaders & to terrorist sleeper cell members❗❗❗

 From www.soberundgoodes.com

Unofficial Political Merchandise

"Let's go, brandon!" 

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"Gee, your hair smells terrific™,"

says Pervy, Sniffy-Sniff

brandon. 😒

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Why would they want Wars ...❓ Simple, I can answer that question in just 5 words: Military Industrial Complex BLOOD Money❗You see, their "Moral Compass"  🧭 points in All Directions to ⚰️GENOCIDE🪦 ❗❗They don't worship God, they simply "whore-ship" MONEY❗💵❗💰❗

Despite what the Libertard Left's FAKE News Media says, many US Citizens ( >50% ) polled want, hope and pray that Trump becomes President again, as do I❗ But he will have a seemingly insurmountable task ahead of him as his political foes have prepared the stage for him to "inherit," and be blamed for, the bidenomics' Devaluation of The Dollar ( probably via economics "major" alexandria ocasio-cortez's [ aoc ] help 🙄 ) AND the Domestic & International Conflicts that the DEMON-crats have set in place to ruin his anticipated Presidential Legacy ❗❗ We Live In Such An Apocalyptic Time❗❗❗

This economics "major" probably

helped brandon to formulate

>The Very Disastrous< 

bidenomics plan!

💸🤬👎

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Even movie director Oliver Stone doesn't believe that DOTARD, Pervy, burisma joe brandon actually won in 2020:

https://youtu.be/ZQZv8S9Km5I?si=SJpNKcDcNMHNNwya

Food for Thought: Did businesses really board-up their storefronts in anticipation of a brandon win in the 2020 ( election ) 👉COUP D'ÉTAT👈? Wait, what's that sound that I hear👂? 'Sure sounds like crickets to me❗ 🦗🦗🦗  🤷‍♂️

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And we all have the RINO Pence to

blame for certifying the outcome

of a questionable "election"❗

So, Good Riddance to

RINO Pence!

🖕👍

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http://opr.news/2bb29a8b231130en_us?link=1&client=opera

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Archie Bunker sure was right about the democrats❗😡 👍

https://youtu.be/R2w-kNI29k0?si=MwH-gmtIO-CqHKPs

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I'm Truly Sorry To End This Particular Blog On Such A Bad Note!  I PRAY WITH ALL OF YOU FOR THIS 😈EVIL NONSENSE👿 CALLED WAR TO STOP 🛑

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Am I really trying hard to push all of the content "moderator's" wrong buttons? Hmmmmm ....🤔

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