THANKSGIVING

I went to see this movie yesterday, Tuesday, November 21st, 2023, a $ 5.00 Bargain Tuesday All Day, at the Regal Edwards Fairfield & I-Max, in Fairfield, CA. The price of admission was $5.00. I also bought a Tub of Buttered Popcorn 🍿 for $5.05.

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R, 1h & 47m

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On the 1st Anniversary of a Black Friday tragedy at Right Mart where people got killed in a shopping stampede, certain people are targeted for brutal, sadistic murder. And the suspect uses a mask to disguise himself as the 1st governor of Plymouth, Massachusetts, John Carver. 

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Auditorium 16, C-10

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SPOILER ALERT: ( And Why Whollyweird Should Hire My Services )

This gory Slash & Chop horror movie could have been better had it not been for some slip-ups:

The cellphone 📱 should have had a numeric password as backup! All of the Dumpsters that I've seen have plastic lids, not metal lids. And even if the dumpster in this movie had metal lids, I don't think that the impact was strong enough to cut the victim in half; at best, the victim's Spine would have just been dislocated! Why didn't she head straight out of the front door where there were cops outside instead of engaging the killer in a labyrinthian chase? 🤷‍♂️ Why wasn't the mask banned from sale and/or use? Why was the intended victim able to activate the cop car's siren 🚨 right away? I wouldn't have known where to look for the siren's switch nor would I have even the time to do so, given the situation. Dead Bodies Do Tend To Turn Blue Because The Blood Is No Longer Oxygenated! And They Will Also Become Swollen! So, those dead victims were not SFX'd correctly!! Otherwise, the fake victims looked good! 👍  Why was the baked victim not tied up in the 1st place? 🤷‍♂️!🤦‍♂️ The baked victim would have taken longer to bake, when referencing the Stuffed Turkey Baking Guide ( and we know that the victim was "stuffed"  because the entrails and organs weren't first removed 🤢 )❗ Assuming that the baked victim weighed 135 pounds ( 61.23 kilos ), the baking time would have been 27 L-O-N-G hours ❗😯❗ Which means that by the time the victim was done being baked it would have been well into the late hours of Black Friday or even into the wee hours of Saturday, depending on when the victim was baked in the oven ❗❗❗This Is Why I Prefer Take-Out! 😁 Therefore, that Meat Thermometer popped Way Too Soon! 👎 And the baked victim wasn't even baked to "golden brown"  perfection!👌 Why were they able to get a Tunnel Map right away in such an emergency? The helium-filled Giant Turkey 🦃 balloon shouldn't have exploded because there was nothing incendiary about the Blunderbuss's projectile that hit it! The ending was stupid, as in Same Ol' Trope! 😒 👎

There's a Bonus Outtake Scene AFTER the Ending Credits. 🙂

If you're cooking Turkey 🦃 for tomorrow's Thanksgiving Day Celebration, here's a chef's tip on how to do it right:

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/5-common-mistakes-cooking-turkey-thanksgiving-chef-leah-cohen-reveals-avoid-them.amp

The word play on Carver's name during this Turkey 🦃 Season is commendable, though.  🧐

TIDBITS: As I made a left to go to the multiplex cinema's parking lot, I noticed some foot activity in the adjacent parking lot of the Fairfield Best Buy Electronics & Appliance Store. For about a year, I thought that this particular Best Buy went out of business because it was totally gutted inside. But I talked to one of the theatre employees who informed me that it isn't closed, that it was just being updated. So, I guess that Best Buy is getting ready for Black Friday. I hope that its Black Friday Sale won't turn out as horrific as this movie's Black Friday Sale!!!🤞😬❗

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I sprinkled Klim Kinder 1+ powdered milk on my Buttered Popcorn Lunch ( Yes, LUNCH! 😁 ) and had some chopped Macadamia Nuts ( for the Potassium & Magnesium contents ) to go along with it. I "washed" it all down with a single stick of Wyler's Light Island Punch Fruity Red Punch flavored 20.0 oz ( 591 ml ) water bottle of Aquafina. 

The proprietor of Selecta Pilipino Buffet Restaurant told me this last Sunday that he likes his Turkey 🦃 deep-fried. And that it only takes about 15 minutes to deep-fry such a big bird. 😮 If it's baked in the oven, an 8-pound unstuffed Turkey can take 3 hours to bake; and a 28-pound stuffed Turkey can take 5 hours to bake. 

🦃HAPPY 🦃THANKSGIVING🦃

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