LORD OF THE RINGS: THE WAR OF ROHIRRIM ( 2024 )

I went to see this movie today, Monday, December 23rd, 2024, a Senior Discount Day ( which ... didn't apply to me since I'm watching a matinee 😒 ). The price of admission was $7.75. I brought a packet 0.1 oz ( 3.1 g ) of Dole Zero Sugar Peach Mango Drink Mix to flavor my 20 oz ( 591 ml ) of Dasani Water. I also snuck in a 1.5 oz ( 42 g ) of Slim Jim Pepperoni 'N Cheese pack to snack on.

Auditorium 9, B-6

Scene Commentaries:

Freca, a scheming rival, wants Helm Hammerhand's throne to get the whole kingdom for his own self. And with his son Wulf, a longtime friend of Princess Héra, proposing marriage to unite both families, Freca's plan seems viable. Except that isn't the case since Princess Héra is a tomboy( grrl power 😏)---Awkward! An argument ensues which leads to an one-on-one fight between the kings. Helm Hammerhand lands a single punch, a lucky punch to be exact. Freca gets killed and the grieving Wulf plots his all-consuming revenge.

Many years later ....

The giant 4-tusked Mûmakils are patterned after the prehistoric Stegotetrabelodon:

Lived from ~8 million to ~4 million 

years ago in Africa.

Ivory poachers are just drooling over

the possibility that scientists will

be successful in cloning this

back  from  extinction.

The Watcher in The Water is essentially a Giant Squid with one piece of oddity. It camouflages itself by wearing a plot of land, with a tree on, it at the top of its own head, like a toupee❗🤦‍♂️❗WTF❓🤷‍♂️❓

It sure took long for Princess Héra's Cheek wound to start bleeding. She must've poor Blood Circulation.  😒  Well, she won't be bleeding out easily. That's for sure!

"One day, maybe someone will sing ballads of me."  🥲

A traitor in their midst.  😯

Actually, archers in the Middle Ages developed a technique to shoot multiple arrows in rapid succession! So, those 4 horseback riders should've been easy enough to get picked-off one after the other before the 3rd & 4th bad guy targets could've even reacted.

The archers on high ground, with a clear shot of the 2 bad guys executing their prisoner, should've shot multiple volleys once the hostage was done for! 🤦‍♂️

"The King who once wore that crown 👑 still lives."  🤨

An archer's arrow fell short of its target as he gauged the distance of the Siege Tower. But the arrow landed on the ground behind a bad guy at an Acute Angle when it should've landed closer to a Perpendicular Angle.

The Orcs.  😧

Why were there no archers posted at the gate? 🤷‍♂️

"That's how they found him, frozen in place."  😳

Don't they have Homing Pigeons of some sort?  🤷‍♂️

Nope, there's no way I'd rock climb like that or even remotely like it!  😬

A super Giant Eagle 🦅 such as that would have a giant-sized appetite. The Mûmakils and the Watchers in The Water would make for some good eating for them!  😋

The bag of Gold Coins.  🤑

The defending archers could've easily burned the Siege Tower with flaming arrows once it got close enough.  🙄

Blinded by his own hatred, Wulf becomes an arrogant fool!

That trail is covered in ice but no one is slip-sliding away.  😏

"A coward without Honor." 🤨

"Then, let Mercy rule this day."  😐

"The King will always have my Sword, my Loyalty, my Love." 

Off to Gandalf, they go.

This 30 Million Dollars movie is just so-so for me. It only made about half of that at the Box Office. 😒

Tidbits:

Today is my first day stepping out of my condo as I'm feeling a bit better. I went to the local GOIN' POSTAL to pick up a Christmas pasalubong( gift ) package from my sister: A Trump bottle opener. 

My eldest sister visited the Trump

International Hotel & Tower

in new york city and got

me  this  souvenir.

Then, I went to the Admiral Callaghan Lane Chase Bank, in the Target 🎯 Shopping Center, to make a deposit. And, to avoid the Christmas shopping traffic, I took the service alleyway behind the Plaza Drive shopping center to get to the Century 14 Vallejo Theatre.

I did some walking around before and after the movie ended.

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When they go Woke again.

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The Panama Canal is Pres. Trump's TRUMP CARD 👌😎👍

👇 https://www.facebook.com/NEWSMAX/videos/1228268001593578/?mibextid=CDWPTG

DANGEROUS, Decrepit, Dotard, Poopy-pants, Pee-pad, Pervy, Sniffy-Sniff, Foreign Agent, chy-nah joe beijing is giving Pres. Trump and We, The People a Big Middle Finger❗🖕❗

👇 https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/1093849252216632/?mibextid=9drbnH

Because of the prosecution of the good Samaritan Daniel Penny, an innocent woman was burned to death by a f()€king illegal Alien INVADER in a new york subway 🚇 when people refused to help her❗😠❗😡❗🤬❗

👇 https://www.facebook.com/NEWSMAX/videos/3987663981553834/?mibextid=CDWPTG

What's wrong with sanctuary/reparations cities where illegal Alien & Jihadist INVADERS and BLMers have more rights than law-abiding US CITIZENS❓🤬❓ 

TREASONOUS brandon & bj kammy BOTH Have INNOCENT US CITIZENS' Blood On Their Hands❗🤬❗🖕❗

Yes, they can be legally stripped of their

citizenship then be deported.  But

deportation is too lenient of a

punishment for TREASON!

Clueless Libertard IDIOT got shot down in his Anti-Trump argument❗

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/xOi94RBF2FY?si=ueEwgtr8Z6lOxwvN

https://www.facebook.com/NEWSMAX/videos/484867471305736/?mibextid=CDWPTG

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What Pres. Trump told Ben Shapiro about how he'll end the war in ukraine.  👍

👉 https://youtu.be/V-5cS9pJHtM?si=CUfmu6EbrzO3S4oF

The Prophet Ezekiel's Wheel within a Wheel? 🤷‍♂️

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/1385978955709804?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

The drone that ended sin+war.

👉 https://www.jfeed.com/news-israel/soznp3

fatah wants al jazeera out of west bank!

👉 https://www.jfeed.com/news-israel/sozsvi

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I will have to try this recipe but substitute

Low  Sodium  Chicken  or  Vegetable

Broth for the liquids in the cans!

👌  😋  👍

Potato Latke, 8 ways.  🤤

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/591024240531850?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

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5 Unusual Christmas Foods.  😮

👇 https://www.facebook.com/ProjectNightfall/videos/533545319673504/?mibextid=CDWPTG

Christmas 🎄 Songs. 🎵 🎶 

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/944488024493634/?mibextid=CDWPTG

Time, Distance, Direction.  🕵️‍♂️

👇 https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/470878892700731/?mibextid=CDWPTG

What's the justification for its revival? 🤷‍♂️

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/553701330824508?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

Harry Pothead With The Sorcerer's Bong.

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/1054537986361878?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

"(M)adder than the Devil at a baptism!"  👿

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/1241743023792026?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

Being served a health code violation notice. 😁

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/531110309516124?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

"Do the dishes!"  😼

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/1119239462893755?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

Crazy Cats not at all intimidated by fire! 🔥 

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/1963304937496864?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

Random Acts of Silliness!  🥴

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/909629404615138?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

7 Santa Claus Facts:

👉 https://interestingfacts.com/santa-claus-facts/

The dark side of Christmas.  🙁

👇 https://www.facebook.com/ProjectNightfall/videos/905955398333783/?mibextid=CDWPTG

👇 https://www.facebook.com/ProjectNightfall/videos/1268699861121030/?mibextid=CDWPTG

The Reason For The Season. 🌟

👇 https://www.facebook.com/NEWSMAX/videos/574042862036333/?mibextid=9drbnH

16 Christmases In Space.  🌌 

👇 https://www.facebook.com/ProjectNightfall/videos/466377426185806/?mibextid=CDWPTG

Of course, Christmas these days is synonymous with Mariah Carey! 🎵 🎶 

👇 https://www.facebook.com/ProjectNightfall/videos/551284944567944/?mibextid=CDWPTG

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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners. Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congrats to Singapore & the USA

for tying in 1st place!

🎉 🎇 🏆 🎆 🎊

🇸🇬 🥇 🇺🇸

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Congratulations to Hong Kong for 

winning in 2nd place!

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And congrats to Germany & Mexico 

for tying in 3rd place!

🇩🇪 🏅 🇲🇽

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Thanks to the countries that participated in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! 🏁          🛣️          🏎️

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