CREEPY TALES OF PIZZA AND GORE ( 2014 )

I started to watch this pre-PLANdemic movie at predawn today, Sunday, December 1st, 2024 in bed 🛏️ via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App.

Scene Commentaries:

From: Letterboxd.com

Introduction:

When you're too lazy to rewind it by hand ...

or too cheap to buy a rewinder.  😒

And the customer got so pissed off at your lousy delivery service that it dealt with you in the dark because you were too lazy to take care of your skateboard to make it on time! 🛹 

Or maybe you were sent as

a sacrificial offering.

Screaming Ghost.  😱 

Frankly, I don't miss this!

And it's really not a good idea if an unknown file gave you quite a scare only for you to go back for more! 🤦‍♂️

I told you not to go back!

Now it's holding your head like

a Corn-on-the-Cob❗

This is a good movie that is 

worth expanding to a 

feature length.

Devil Of The Night. 😈

It's the 2nd skateboard 🛹 in this anthology. 🙄

I wonder if the 1st 🛹 also has

the same brand name.  🤔

'Just like in the 1st short, this one

has a pentacle, too!  😒

Oddly enough, I find this hooded, braless

bad guy with man-boobies kinda

visually appealing.   🙃

Hey, this bad guy was John 

Wick's tormentor before 

he became a bad-ass 

super assassin.

But if a spike is hammered into

your Eye Socket repeatedly,

you'd be dead❗

And this bad guy's hood must have

once belonged to Shallow 

Hal's girlfriend!

Alone In The House.  😬

Matching pillowcases for when you 

are sleeping with the enemy.

I'm not sure if it's just Acne or if

she's starting to have a

Liver Disease.

A shout-out to H. P. Lovecraft's

Miskatonic University?  🤷‍♂️

Correction: It's Sleeping With 

The Frenemy!  😃

Wood. 🪵 

A Dual-Shift, Dual-Clutch Car!  😉

Does she spit or does she swallow?

I guess the answer's obvious. 😏

Am I the only one who keeps a box cutter,

a knife, a machete and a club

in the car?  Gun Laws

suck  Big  Time!

A Shuriken will have to do!  🤨

Killer Tape. 📼 

Sexual Asphyxiation of 

the VHS Kind.  😜

You could call the 1st & the Last of these anthologies as a bookend pair. It's an amateurish movie that has some parts that would lend well to a better script and a bigger budget.  🤨

Tidbits:

I stopped by J&R Mini Mart and Gas to buy some lottery tickets before I went to Wendy's Restaurant to while the time away until I had to go do some grocery shopping.

I went to the Food-Maxx Grocery Store on the corner of Redwood & Tuolumne Streets. I haven't been inside this store in over 4 years! I just bought a bag of Pork Rind Cracklings and a bag of Coleslaw. Their self checkout lane was closed. They close it at 9:00 p.m.

I should just shop at the Neighborhood Wal-Mart late at night because their self checkouts close at 10-ish p.m.

I didn't walk as far today because the Wendy's coffee ☕ was telling my Bladder to start leaking if I don't finish my walk ASAP. 🚶‍♂️ I started dripping as soon as I got in my bathroom before I even had the chance to drop my pants! 🚽 Please don't ask me why I didn't go and do a Pee Stop when I was at Food-Maxx.  🤦‍♂️

5.54 kilometers 

5.33 km

The Pork Rind Cracklings doesn't taste that good by itself. 😕 I'll have to have it with a Vinegar/Minced Garlic/White Pepper/Ketchup dipping sauce next time.  😋

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You noticed how many short Asians have big heads, I'm sure! Well, here's The Reason for it: 😃

👉 https://greekreporter.com/2024/11/30/new-human-species-china/

Desertification project, The Great 🟢 Green Wall.

👇 https://www.facebook.com/gochengdu/videos/417865811340144/?mibextid=CDWPTG

The socialist experiment is backfiring 👌❗👍

👇 https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/595617386336468/?mibextid=CDWPTG

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/FR8BQx8oPx8?si=syRhOJlXhIJ-cmTu

About time they brought this 

iconic label back! 👍

Now, it's on to the Land

O Lakes label!

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Bombshell details were left out of the hunter laptop 💻 report❗🤬❗

👇 https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/1854310492068858/?mibextid=CDWPTG

Pres. Trump is gonna outplay you

on this Pardoning Game,

brandon❗

😎

Jan. 6 political prisoners,

help is coming👌❗👍

👉 https://youtu.be/v8G08gBnI3I?si=Y07QU8EJSzTTAb78

👉 https://youtu.be/xDMBCAaIKwU?si=ghPKF07_GaqaqiAg

Honestly, though, I think that brandon is 

doing it to >Nuke-Spite<  his own party

for replacing him with  bj kammy!

brandon  turns  out  to  be  The 

Great Destroyer of his own

DEMON-cratic party❗

🇺🇲❗MA🦅GA❗🇺🇸

Yes, drain the DC Swamp❗

There's no reason to reauthorize the abuses on & the surveillance of US Citizens❗😡❗ 

👇 https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/1238781657356465/?mibextid=CDWPTG

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Only in pima county, AIRheadzona❗🤬❗

The DEMON-cratic party is the evil

party of CHEATERS❗🖕❗

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On Pres. Trump's RESILIENCE❗😎❗

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/85G6c4E3P4w?si=APnW-OcEA67aZMkG

Pres. Trump making fun of Donald Trump❗😃❗

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/f_sPTuInY4M?si=VKdl8lKkwAKwB4Zw

Bernie Sanders turns MAGA for the Win❗👍

👉 https://youtu.be/RTiUU_RNcqw?si=MgYxge36nNCWyWkI

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Yes, they want you to eat Bugs!  Once most of 

the farmlands are sold off for the housing 

market, meat will become more scarce

and very expensive so that only the

Rich will be able to eat all of 

the Steaks  &  Lobsters!

Do not be fooled by

"climate change"!

It Is A Scam❗

Just like

💉😷

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Now that we're on the subject of Food 🤤....😋

👌🤤🥧😋👍

👌🤤🥗😋👍

Forget the dogs! I'm making

Spaghetti with this!

👌🤤🍝 😋👍

Granny Smith & Pippin Apples

would be perfect❗🍏 ❗

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👇👇👇 What they're hiding ... 👇👇👇

Peru got it right! 👍 

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/11mWinGcCU0?si=vQwuhAhFYtS8QKw7

When conceiving became more like a game of Russian Roulette .... 😒

👇 https://www.facebook.com/olimaomega/videos/3549379992116490/?mibextid=CDWPTG

We'd hate to see you leave---NOT❗

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Border State ramps up Wall Construction in time for Pres. Trump's Presidential Inauguration. "Build it High, build it Wide, make it Electrified" 👌❗👍

👉 https://youtu.be/T35Esm41lJk?si=CigoV6IrlrvSVXY7

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chy-nah waits for Russia to weaken so they can reclaim what it gave away to Russia. Meanwhile, chy-nah preys on the militarily weak!  😠👎

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/JVhrh_Dl488?si=99HxmEFVzQDMyFL8

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The problem with the koran.  🧐

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/MJpYZ3rUL5E?si=Q5sVjuaPmF8LmUV5

The u.n. halts aid for gaza because of armed FAKEstenian looters!

👉 https://youtu.be/sMBuabEnQ6U?si=zjeVI0Omu8RYdfy2

Boots on the ground is needed to root out HAM👉Ass❗

👉 https://youtu.be/jPRjqiJsoPI?si=YuBzAF83P4x1zZSl

It's progressive to support 🇮🇱 Israel! 👌

👉 https://youtu.be/tYqe3JulRfw?si=73gKfdqZyRtCpL8h

The FAKEstenians & their pro-jihad supporters are not going to like this👌❗👍

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When you have to go to work but don't want to get out of bed! 🛏️ 

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/UIoy8BqFwrc?si=PFurgcu3EDXddYe7

A ¼ Billion Dollar$' worth❓😲❓

It must've been one Heck of 

a One Night Stand❗

👌 😛  😝  😜 👍

"If I only had an ...."  🍑

👇 https://www.facebook.com/popologynetworks/videos/1272430957410897/?mibextid=CDWPTG

How to appear to be a psychic at a guessing game.  🧙‍♂️

👇 https://www.facebook.com/Greeneskinsgaming/videos/27387847030862749/?mibextid=CDWPTG

When they lose their heads ....

👇 https://www.facebook.com/TrumpTrainNewsMedia/videos/3836050463278991/?mibextid=NOb6eG

"God, grant me the serenity to accept the kid that I cannot change."  😔

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/1301223954564531?mibextid=9drbnH

The Legendary 9-Tail?  🤷‍♂️

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/925429849522061?mibextid=9drbnH

Nature-inspired Artworks. 👌📸👍

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/1064977945089703/?mibextid=CDWPTG

Five unattractive Hollywood stars.  😕

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/571355705568420?mibextid=9drbnH

And the 5 Beauties who turned themselves into hideous Beasts!  😕

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/1532020584137135?mibextid=9drbnH

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Here are yesterday's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners:

And here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners. Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Singapore for 

winning in 1st place!

🎉🎇🏆🎆🎊

🇸🇬🥇🇸🇬

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🍾

Congratulations to the USA for 

winning in 2nd place!

🇺🇸🥈🇺🇲

❗❗

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 

winning in 3rd place!

🇭🇰🥉🇭🇰

❗❗

And congratulations to Germany 

for winning in 4th place!

🇩🇪🏅🇩🇪

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Thanks to the countries that participated in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! 🏁          🛣️          🏎️

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