Showing posts with label Kaiju. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kaiju. Show all posts

Monday, December 23, 2024

SUPER LEGEND GOD HIKOZA ( 2022 )

I started to watch this "Wear Masks 😷 And Practice Social Distancing And Don't Mind Us In Allowing ILLEGALS & JIHADISTS Into Our Country While We Tell You To Stay Indoors To Avoid Getting Sick During The 👉Planned Introduction Of A New PLANdemic Virus Variant👈 Which Is About To Be Released And To Remind You To Be Sure This Year To Just Mail-In Your 2022Mid-Term Selection Ballots For The Ballot Stuffers And Ballot Mules To Fraudulently Collect Them For The Sake Of Your Own Very Fragile Health & Wellbeing" movie at predawn today, Sunday, December 22nd, 2024 via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App.


Scene Commentaries:

For a Kaiju to be killed in English 
must be very humiliating!

I'd prioritize the barber who did this
to your hair in the 1st place!


The source of the research fund? 🤔





"God Combination!" 





"This is the evil species from space." 



I'm not really sure if Dowsing Rods
work on solid objects!   🤷‍♂️


😃  😀  😄  😅

Phantom Limb Phenomenon?

😧

😄  😁  😅  😂

Ad Promotions, Endorsements, Benefits and PR Tours all keep God Hikoza's daily schedule busy!

The man on the right wearing the red
flannel pants reminds me of two
fellow Lab Technicians at the 
partials chrome lab that I 
worked at 30 years ago.
It  was  what  they'd 
wear under their
lab coats! 🥼 

Let me just state the obvious:  Monster
Shachihokon is at the perfect height
to bite God Hikoza's crotch! 😖

😄  😆  😂  🤣

Where the heck did they get
their helmets from?

This wasn't what crossed my mind 
once "super vibration mode" 
became activated! 😜

Especially since God Hikoza and Ike 
resemble a pair of phalluses!
And  Japan  is  where  they
have Phallus Festivals,
Kanamara Matsuri.

The new and improved
God Hikoza!

It's the new & improved power!

Tidbits:

If Canadians are smart, they should vote out Trudeau❗👍

👉 https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/1221300055634796/?mibextid=CDWPTG

👇 https://www.facebook.com/NEWSMAX/videos/1725899824653724/?mibextid=CDWPTG

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Nobody with a functional brain wants anything to do with brandon❗

👉 https://www.westernjournal.com/scranton-finally-turning-biden-officials-demand-removal-name-landmark/?utm_source=Email&utm_medium=newsletter-CT&utm_campaign=dailypm&utm_content=conservative-tribune

https://www.facebook.com/NEWSMAX/videos/1313355989681787/?mibextid=CDWPTG

I unsubscribed today as soon as change.org sent this socialist/communist/marxist/fascist/globalist, pro-illegals/-jihadists petition to me❗🤬❗
change.org had the Clueless Libertard 
AUDACITY to actually run this
petition campaign for yet
another Coup d'État 
attempt! All
they have to do to get an illegal alien, "black" 
participation awardee do-nothing woman
in office is to 25th Amendment brandon!
But  That  Will  Just  Expose  Them 
For What They Truly Are:
👉 F R A U D S 👈

❗TREASON❗

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/4uGBLVMk3qY?si=xTtVYVZMYf3ViD-5

He is not even in office yet. But Pres. Trump is jumpstarting his presidency because that is how bad of a damage the ILLEGITIMATE, ILLEGAL Pee-pad brandon/Knee-pad bj kammy ODDministration has done to our Country, our Economy and our World Standing--This Is Not "A Smooth Transition"--like the DEMON-crats would have you believe❗🤬❗

👇 https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/1321304025714837/?mibextid=CDWPTG

It will be a precision strike of a MAGA Sledgehammer this time around👌❗👍

👇 https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/1108831684321418/?mibextid=CDWPTG

The things that they did--and continue to do--to Pres. Trump need to be ADDRESSED and HANDLED on Day One of Trump's Return To The White House❗👍

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/-3BHm7nAbEI?si=0vaCMg9ysBiBUj-l

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Pres. Trump reaches a milestone in a plan to end the ukraine war.

👉 https://youtu.be/PLmkAUoAOlc?si=3_2BNLknCgY21xdt

👉 https://youtu.be/JJOPSDRHXCg?si=oIARrJE2cyyddfaT

And no more US Citizens Taxpayers' MONEY going to ukraine, which keeps asking for more of our Taxpayers' MONEY❗🤬❗

👇 https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/1083669730176381/?mibextid=CDWPTG

Because ukraine cannot even protect and properly secure the technology and weaponry sent to them by western countries which the Russians only capture to use against them and/or reverse-engineer to Russia's advantage.

👉 https://youtu.be/4rfqoS46Tic?si=HlDyAB6saqzL2luP

Russian soldiers destroy land mines. 💥

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/1pSmV_BKKLg?si=zcD3mmgF8asp-Hq7

Tulsi Gabbard, and everyone with a functional brain, knows that 👉nato👈 is the problem in that region!

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/PeLMmGvej-A?si=9POmlMjueaVDoTkM

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Caffeine runs thick in our Blood❗🇺🇲❗

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/G0fnPClnvMA?si=6BZ7CZfsIydy279Z

Pres. Trump wants Panama Canal safe from chy-nah❗ 

👉 https://youtu.be/qY0_UOdC53s?si=GqhRKrANAj2F0QQv

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Christmas Market attack in Germany❗🤬❗ When are they going to learn not to open their own country to ( ex-moslem? ) jihad opportunists❓🤷‍♂️❓

👉 https://youtu.be/HWd9IR1jL2U?si=0X2BQLLwrPtnzJ4x

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Netanyahu's plan is collapsing the iranian regime.

👉 https://youtu.be/ndN3hqJybkc?si=7gX1Zua0BTHQmhKs

No ceasefire deal with HAM👉Ass if hostages are not released❗

👉 https://youtu.be/cl-q214DaoA?si=hZBn6vvXr4mnufqs

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Crab 🦀 Rangoon 

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/1799284614165887?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

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When Life gives you pronouns, bake them! 🤑
❓ 🤷‍♂️   🙃   🤦‍♂️ ❗

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What do US men and Russian men think about supporting their own women ❓🤷‍♂️

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/sVwEc2Y_dK0?si=BiSlF4GiZsa9xj_4

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Like I've been saying it, Respect Is A 2-Way Street❗

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/4izsZCPfQa4?si=aKqIoH4qdAjkSBSg

Yup, gotta protect that preciou$ 1.8 GPA!

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/3jhqR74y6K4?si=-F-RBvUK5tcsm8Xi


For a fair comparison ....
👇 https://www.facebook.com/691927606/posts/pfbid03YG4r9MTaQo9yqoaQ5iyfUwkqsGwvYvNQFPVhRqd2zfoY4oqeGtkfyvATeffLGEAl/?mibextid=NOb6eG

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This is the reason why I don't donate to cancer research and/or to cancer cure❗ 😡 ❗ 

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/932857948863747?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

Drones in Florida? What drones?  🤷‍♂️

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/583305091313060?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e


Yule Log. 😜

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/401021199672246?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

A karen learned her lesson❗

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/cydeVORvmEg?si=1vxZzXU15AqYGacl

3 English words in Cantonese.  😉

👉 https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02uQuT7aHEq9HNQ1K6Ehsc2q4FaH8jRfKjHNC4Kz8DKxLh2ZkDgKLd3TVS3NamofM7l&id=580747225&mibextid=ZbWKwL

When you get caught shoplifting.  😬

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/602234785510006?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

The best divorce settlement ever👌😎👍

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/JqYSq-0XTeA?si=uNdcjD_GI5xcWf0a

Dogs on a snowy day out in the countryside.  🐶

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/508115061550579?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/1313670189655638?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

Cigarette lighter and a monkey together = Not a good idea.  😏

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/932709768909105?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

Cats & magic 🪄 tricks.  🙀

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/1295051241809857?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/1129408348693623?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

When your cat dreams about riding a bicycle. 🚲 

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/554618407467912?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

Sometimes, it's just not worth it.  😏

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/GFxFn8eQL1I?si=RNMnp_G3sDFy1tyD

Some toys just need to be under lock & key. 🔐 

👇 https://www.facebook.com/100001831609934/posts/pfbid02zaaXqQC7o3RJgGNHPk1KFtDaB1ucWovAV3YDUhG6RdXFPecCMgaoUCgiGD1C6sBtl/?mibextid=NOb6eG

If animals were only created with arms.  😄

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/820251693374336?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

I "feel" for this Sad Sack.  😣

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/553399880416083?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

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Here are yesterday's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners:


And here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners. Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 
winning in 1st place!
🎉🎇🏆🎆🎊
🇭🇰🥇🇭🇰
❗❗
🍾
Congratulations to Malaysia for 
winning in 2nd place!
🇲🇾🥈🇲🇾
❗❗
And congratulations to Singapore 
for winning in 3rd place!
🇸🇬🥉🇸🇬
❗❗

Thanks to the countries that participated in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! 🏁          🛣️          🏎️

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Friday, April 12, 2024

ZILLAFOOT

I watched this at predawn today, April 12th, 2024, in bed 🛏️ via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App.

When you want to have a Big Budget Monster 
Movie but your budget only has enough
in it for just one super-duper big
monster, you improvise.

Scene Commentaries:

That space 🌌 probe looks suspiciously like a Circular Fluorescent Light fixture.  🤨

The outdoor sky watcher sounds like he's inside a studio.  😏

In my Introductory Astronomy class, we were taught that there is too much light pollution coming from city 🌆 lights. Outdoor sky watcher guy has at least 2 bright lamps with him that are kept ON!  🤦‍♂️ Obviously, he didn't get the memo .... 🙄

The corporal's wife is 8 months pregnant and he has been at the base for 3 years. But, it's a damn "miracle."  🤦‍♂️ Holy EMASCULATE Conception, Dumbman! 🥴

Can you say without needing to say, "Sexual harassment" ...?  😕

This movie is a spoof of old Japanese Kaiju monster movies. A "homage" ( deliberately? ) done in a really bad way; a really, Really BAD Way!  🙄 

That one particular alien 👽 working the controls sure looks like it has a strange "mammary obsession"!  😉

Godzilla 🦖 and King Kong 🦍 are both left scratching their heads! WTF?!?!?!

The subtitles are not in sync with the dialogues.  🙄  Fire the Captions Tech and hire me, Cine-Man, as an on-the-job trainee!  😁

The Wardrobe Department doesn't have any clothes for the actors to change into at all!  🤦‍♂️  Fire the HOD Costumer and hire me, Cine-Man, the penny-pinching, thrift store bargain hunter!  🤑

Supposedly, there's a part 2. Thanks. But, no thanks! I'll skip it❗Once is more than enough .... 😒

Why ...❓ Oh, why are movies like this still being churned out today❓🤦‍♂️❓

Remember, folks, that I forced myself to watch this movie so that you don't have to!!! "Oh, woe is me!" 🙁 😫 😩


Tidbits:

I went to a local metroPCS to pay on my phone bill because I forgot to do it yesterday, the deadline, since I was so busy with other things. Now I have Internet access once again! Bring the movies to me for my insightful critique ❗😁❗

I couldn't get any one on the phone from the IRS. DOTARD brandon hired at least an additional 15,000 new ( w-ap-niz-d ) agents since 4/6 of last year AND NOT ONE OF THEM IS AVAILABLE TO ANSWER THE PHONE❓🤦‍♂️❗🤷‍♂️❓ They must be out hunting the Super Rich to shake their pockets for every last ¢ent to give to the paroled ILLEGAL INVADERS❗😡❗I will have to go to their website and see if I can find what I need there for my tax forms❗🤬❗

I swung by the 99-Cents Only Store, on Sonoma Boulevard, to take advantage of their Close-Out Sales. About a 5th of their sales floor inventory is gone. I was there for Nutritional Supplements, Nuts, Chia Seeds and Apples, mostly.

While in there, I met with a married Pilipino couple who used to be my neighbors from 24 years ago. I didn't recognize them right away and they had to jog my memory. 👴🏼 Well, I did eventually remember them! It seems that I still have a number of Brain 🧠 Cells working, after all ....  😏  Now, what are their names again ....  🤔 



As I waited in line to get purchases rung up, these older Pinay women stood too uncomfortably close to me! And it had nothing to do with my manly cologne, whatsoever. Do I need to PASS GAS to let them get the message? They must be fresh off the boat and don't give a damn about "social distancing" in this Presidential "corruption" Year!  😷  Why do I get the feeling 🤔 that the closer we get to November, the more excuses that the DEMON-crats will have to get Clueless Libertard IDIOTS to vote by mail yet again ❓❗❓❗❓❗

🔴 Republicans have "Make America Great Again" 🟥

🔵 DEMON-crats have "Vote By Mail Again" 🟦

The cashier told me that the corporate headquarters might decide to keep a few of the stores in Southern California open for business.

But, why ...❓ 🤷‍♂️  SoCal is worse than CenCal and even worst than NorCal❗🤦‍♂️ They have more Shoplifters, Rioters, Illegal INVADERS, JIHADISTS and Homeless people down there ❗😤❗Plus Gangs, Prostitutes, Drug Dealers, Druggies, Rapists, Reckless Drivers and Murderers❗😤❗😠❗We all have the DEMON-cratic Dangerous DOTARD brandon and grabber-noir g.ruesome to thank for all of it ❗😠❗😡❗🤬❗

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Now that I'm done venting, 😤  here are the winners in today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race. Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 
winning in 1st place!
🎉🎇🏆🎆🎊
🇭🇰🥇🇭🇰
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🍾
Congratulations to China for 
winning in 2nd place!
🇨🇳🥈🇨🇳
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Congratulations to Israel & the US 
for tying in 3rd place!
🇮🇱🥉🇺🇸
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And Congrats to Germany & Seychelles 
for tying in 4th place!
🇩🇪🏅🇸🇨
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Let's all give a warm welcome to the new contestant, Seychelles! 👏 🥳

Thanks to all of the countries that took part in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! 🏁  🛣️  🏎️

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Wednesday, January 31, 2024

GODZILLA MINUS ONE/MINUS COLOR

I went to see this movie today, a Bargain Tuesday, at the Century 14 Vallejo, here in Vallejo, CA. The price of admission was $6.50. I brought some low sodium snacks with me. If only they sell No Sodium, ( real )Butter 🧈 Flavored Popcorn at the concessions counter! 😕

PG-13, 2 h & 5 m
Auditorium 2, B-6

Yes, I've already seen this movie twice before. But Not In Black & White! Which gives it the effect of harkening back to the 1954 original. Besides, I had to see this movie today because it's just a 1-week limited engagement. 

Incidentally, according to an Internet article, Godzilla was named after a Toho Company's burly crewman nicknamed, Gorira ( Japanese pronunciation of, Gorilla ) and the Japanese word for Whale, Kujira.

While waxing nostalgic for this Kaiju ( Giant Monster ) shown in retro Black & White, I realized that it has its limitations: Colors bring out contrasts and nuances Way Much Better! But the movie, either way, is still the Best of all the Godzilla movies that I've ever seen. I wouldn't be surprised at all if this movie gets an Oscar nomination for Best Foreign Film! 

And the little girl can act better than I can!  🙁😢


TIDBITS:

I was today years old when I learned that Godzilla was a dinosaur minding its own business, just hanging around with Sponge Bob under the sea, but suddenly became mutated by an Atomic Bomb test. 🤯  And got super pissed-off at humans after that because of it! Imagine that .... 🤓

I was disappointed by the taste of the Pinoy Tsitsarons which I bought on Sunday.  ☹️

All 3 of them didn't "wow" me! Could it
be that I've outgrown my craving for
pork rinds? Of course, I ate them
as-is with no dip or condiment.
I'll give them a 2nd chance by
dipping them in Vinegar with
Garlic next time that I have
them. I should also have
some of the greasier
Mexican version
which is fresh-cooked locally. 
Since I haven't had Mexican 
Chicharon in a long time!
A Taste-Test contest
is coming right up!
👌😋👍
Look out, sensitive teeth
of mine!  😬 

The antenna for my Hyundai Accent was finally delivered to my mailbox today at GOIN' POSTAL. It was signed for at 2:03 p.m.

To my disappointment, though, the GOIN'
POSTAL owner closed her branch early!
I arrived a little after 3 but it was closed
already!! I was hoping to get it installed
today before the rains get here!!! 
The forecast is rain or shower
for the next week or so.

Then, I decided to go to the J&R Market to buy a lottery ticket for the Mega Millions. Because I dropped my old wallet on the floor early Sunday night and out popped an old fortune cookie slip. I decided to try the numbers at the back of the slip for this week's Mega Millions. 'Call it a hunch ( and prepare for yet another disappointment 🤪 ). Since I was fixated on the upcoming mega prize money on Sunday afternoon, anyway, when I was at Selecta Pilipino Buffet Restaurant. 


The employee's little son, wearing a yellow
safety vest, was also behind the counter
with his dad. He looked at me and said,
"You look like a bad guy." I hoped that
he meant that I am a BAD guy!
As in ...❗👌 😎 👍❗
After I had bought a lottery ticket, he
told me that after I win big I should
give him $200! Yeah, why not? 🍀
Before the brat learns the true
value of money! 💰😁👍

I got home just to switch cars. I'm weird that way. 😜 Then, it was off to go see this movie.

After the movie was over, I decided to walk around the block and do a little shopping at the Dollar Tree Store in the Target 🎯 Shopping Center on Admiral Callaghan Lane. I only bought 3 plastic shaker containers of Forrelli Original Coffee Creamer.

They only sell the 8 oz
( 227 g ) size.
The creamers are
not for me.
I hardly drink coffee.

On my 15 minute walk back to the theatre's parking lot, I couldn't help but notice how unseasonably humid the Winter weather was. My 'phone's weather forecast showed a reading of 57° Fahrenheit ( 14° Celsius ) and a humidity reading of 87%! 🥵  The humidity is because of the expected Hawaiian Pineapple Express atmospheric river that's barreling towards the California coastal regions soon.

But why is it called Pineapple Express even though the Pineapple isn't native to Hawaii? 🤷‍♂️  Noni Express would be a much better name since the Asian Pacific Noni fruit has been in Hawaii for many centuries longer than the South American Pineapple fruit. Let's start a name-change petition!  🙂

When I arrived home, I decided to finish my evening walk around the condo parking lot since I still had about 1,500 steps to do to reach my target. There was a tow truck in the parking lot which was in the process of removing a Mercedes Benz sedan from a designated parking spot. Nobody else was there except for the tow truck driver and me. So, I guess that the car was trespassing on someone else's parking spot.

There was also a black, abandoned GMC pickup truck parked opposite of the Mercedes that had a trespassing notice on it for weeks! But the truck wasn't there anymore. I believe that another tow truck had just removed it before I got home.  🤨

And the winners of today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race are, drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Singapore
for finishing at the top!
🎇🎉🥇🎊🎆
🇸🇬🏆🇸🇬
❗❗
🍾
And to Hong Kong
for taking 2nd.
🇭🇰🥈🇭🇰
❗❗
And to the USA
for 3rd place.
🇺🇲🥉🇺🇸
❗❗
And finally to China for
taking 4th place.
🇨🇳🏅🇨🇳
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Thank you for your participation in this 24-Hour Endurance Competition! 👍

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