I watched this at predawn today, April 12th, 2024, in bed 🛏️ via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App.
Scene Commentaries:
That space 🌌 probe looks suspiciously like a Circular Fluorescent Light fixture. 🤨
The outdoor sky watcher sounds like he's inside a studio. 😏
In my Introductory Astronomy class, we were taught that there is too much light pollution coming from city 🌆 lights. Outdoor sky watcher guy has at least 2 bright lamps with him that are kept ON! 🤦♂️ Obviously, he didn't get the memo .... 🙄
The corporal's wife is 8 months pregnant and he has been at the base for 3 years. But, it's a damn "miracle." 🤦♂️ Holy EMASCULATE Conception, Dumbman! 🥴
Can you say without needing to say, "Sexual harassment" ...? 😕
This movie is a spoof of old Japanese Kaiju monster movies. A "homage" ( deliberately? ) done in a really bad way; a really, Really BAD Way! 🙄
That one particular alien 👽 working the controls sure looks like it has a strange "mammary obsession"! 😉
Godzilla 🦖 and King Kong 🦍 are both left scratching their heads! WTF?!?!?!
The subtitles are not in sync with the dialogues. 🙄 Fire the Captions Tech and hire me, Cine-Man, as an on-the-job trainee! 😁
The Wardrobe Department doesn't have any clothes for the actors to change into at all! 🤦♂️ Fire the HOD Costumer and hire me, Cine-Man, the penny-pinching, thrift store bargain hunter! 🤑
Supposedly, there's a part 2. Thanks. But, no thanks! I'll skip it❗Once is more than enough .... 😒
Why ...❓ Oh, why are movies like this still being churned out today❓🤦♂️❓
Remember, folks, that I forced myself to watch this movie so that you don't have to!!! "Oh, woe is me!" 🙁 😫 😩
Tidbits:
I went to a local metroPCS to pay on my phone bill because I forgot to do it yesterday, the deadline, since I was so busy with other things. Now I have Internet access once again! Bring the movies to me for my insightful critique ❗😁❗
I couldn't get any one on the phone from the IRS. DOTARD brandon hired at least an additional 15,000 new ( w-ap-niz-d ) agents since 4/6 of last year AND NOT ONE OF THEM IS AVAILABLE TO ANSWER THE PHONE❓🤦♂️❗🤷♂️❓ They must be out hunting the Super Rich to shake their pockets for every last ¢ent to give to the paroled ILLEGAL INVADERS❗😡❗I will have to go to their website and see if I can find what I need there for my tax forms❗🤬❗
I swung by the 99-Cents Only Store, on Sonoma Boulevard, to take advantage of their Close-Out Sales. About a 5th of their sales floor inventory is gone. I was there for Nutritional Supplements, Nuts, Chia Seeds and Apples, mostly.
While in there, I met with a married Pilipino couple who used to be my neighbors from 24 years ago. I didn't recognize them right away and they had to jog my memory. 👴🏼 Well, I did eventually remember them! It seems that I still have a number of Brain 🧠 Cells working, after all .... 😏 Now, what are their names again .... 🤔
As I waited in line to get purchases rung up, these older Pinay women stood too uncomfortably close to me! And it had nothing to do with my manly cologne, whatsoever. Do I need to PASS GAS to let them get the message? They must be fresh off the boat and don't give a damn about "social distancing" in this Presidential "corruption" Year! 😷 Why do I get the feeling 🤔 that the closer we get to November, the more excuses that the DEMON-crats will have to get Clueless Libertard IDIOTS to vote by mail yet again ❓❗❓❗❓❗
🔴 Republicans have "Make America Great Again" 🟥
🔵 DEMON-crats have "Vote By Mail Again" 🟦
The cashier told me that the corporate headquarters might decide to keep a few of the stores in Southern California open for business.
But, why ...❓ 🤷♂️ SoCal is worse than CenCal and even worst than NorCal❗🤦♂️ They have more Shoplifters, Rioters, Illegal INVADERS, JIHADISTS and Homeless people down there ❗😤❗Plus Gangs, Prostitutes, Drug Dealers, Druggies, Rapists, Reckless Drivers and Murderers❗😤❗😠❗We all have the DEMON-cratic Dangerous DOTARD brandon and grabber-noir g.ruesome to thank for all of it ❗😠❗😡❗🤬❗
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Now that I'm done venting, 😤 here are the winners in today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race. Drumroll 🥁 please ....
Let's all give a warm welcome to the new contestant, Seychelles! 👏 🥳
Thanks to all of the countries that took part in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! 🏁 🛣️ 🏎️
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