Friday, April 12, 2024

ZILLAFOOT

I watched this at predawn today, April 12th, 2024, in bed 🛏️ via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App.

When you want to have a Big Budget Monster 
Movie but your budget only has enough
in it for just one super-duper big
monster, you improvise.

Scene Commentaries:

That space 🌌 probe looks suspiciously like a Circular Fluorescent Light fixture.  🤨

The outdoor sky watcher sounds like he's inside a studio.  😏

In my Introductory Astronomy class, we were taught that there is too much light pollution coming from city 🌆 lights. Outdoor sky watcher guy has at least 2 bright lamps with him that are kept ON!  🤦‍♂️ Obviously, he didn't get the memo .... 🙄

The corporal's wife is 8 months pregnant and he has been at the base for 3 years. But, it's a damn "miracle."  🤦‍♂️ Holy EMASCULATE Conception, Dumbman! 🥴

Can you say without needing to say, "Sexual harassment" ...?  😕

This movie is a spoof of old Japanese Kaiju monster movies. A "homage" ( deliberately? ) done in a really bad way; a really, Really BAD Way!  🙄 

That one particular alien 👽 working the controls sure looks like it has a strange "mammary obsession"!  😉

Godzilla 🦖 and King Kong 🦍 are both left scratching their heads! WTF?!?!?!

The subtitles are not in sync with the dialogues.  🙄  Fire the Captions Tech and hire me, Cine-Man, as an on-the-job trainee!  😁

The Wardrobe Department doesn't have any clothes for the actors to change into at all!  🤦‍♂️  Fire the HOD Costumer and hire me, Cine-Man, the penny-pinching, thrift store bargain hunter!  🤑

Supposedly, there's a part 2. Thanks. But, no thanks! I'll skip it❗Once is more than enough .... 😒

Why ...❓ Oh, why are movies like this still being churned out today❓🤦‍♂️❓

Remember, folks, that I forced myself to watch this movie so that you don't have to!!! "Oh, woe is me!" 🙁 😫 😩


Tidbits:

I went to a local metroPCS to pay on my phone bill because I forgot to do it yesterday, the deadline, since I was so busy with other things. Now I have Internet access once again! Bring the movies to me for my insightful critique ❗😁❗

I couldn't get any one on the phone from the IRS. DOTARD brandon hired at least an additional 15,000 new ( w-ap-niz-d ) agents since 4/6 of last year AND NOT ONE OF THEM IS AVAILABLE TO ANSWER THE PHONE❓🤦‍♂️❗🤷‍♂️❓ They must be out hunting the Super Rich to shake their pockets for every last ¢ent to give to the paroled ILLEGAL INVADERS❗😡❗I will have to go to their website and see if I can find what I need there for my tax forms❗🤬❗

I swung by the 99-Cents Only Store, on Sonoma Boulevard, to take advantage of their Close-Out Sales. About a 5th of their sales floor inventory is gone. I was there for Nutritional Supplements, Nuts, Chia Seeds and Apples, mostly.

While in there, I met with a married Pilipino couple who used to be my neighbors from 24 years ago. I didn't recognize them right away and they had to jog my memory. 👴🏼 Well, I did eventually remember them! It seems that I still have a number of Brain 🧠 Cells working, after all ....  😏  Now, what are their names again ....  🤔 



As I waited in line to get purchases rung up, these older Pinay women stood too uncomfortably close to me! And it had nothing to do with my manly cologne, whatsoever. Do I need to PASS GAS to let them get the message? They must be fresh off the boat and don't give a damn about "social distancing" in this Presidential "corruption" Year!  😷  Why do I get the feeling 🤔 that the closer we get to November, the more excuses that the DEMON-crats will have to get Clueless Libertard IDIOTS to vote by mail yet again ❓❗❓❗❓❗

🔴 Republicans have "Make America Great Again" 🟥

🔵 DEMON-crats have "Vote By Mail Again" 🟦

The cashier told me that the corporate headquarters might decide to keep a few of the stores in Southern California open for business.

But, why ...❓ 🤷‍♂️  SoCal is worse than CenCal and even worst than NorCal❗🤦‍♂️ They have more Shoplifters, Rioters, Illegal INVADERS, JIHADISTS and Homeless people down there ❗😤❗Plus Gangs, Prostitutes, Drug Dealers, Druggies, Rapists, Reckless Drivers and Murderers❗😤❗😠❗We all have the DEMON-cratic Dangerous DOTARD brandon and grabber-noir g.ruesome to thank for all of it ❗😠❗😡❗🤬❗

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Now that I'm done venting, 😤  here are the winners in today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race. Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 
winning in 1st place!
🎉🎇🏆🎆🎊
🇭🇰🥇🇭🇰
❗❗
🍾
Congratulations to China for 
winning in 2nd place!
🇨🇳🥈🇨🇳
❗❗
Congratulations to Israel & the US 
for tying in 3rd place!
🇮🇱🥉🇺🇸
❗❗
And Congrats to Germany & Seychelles 
for tying in 4th place!
🇩🇪🏅🇸🇨
❗❗

Let's all give a warm welcome to the new contestant, Seychelles! 👏 🥳

Thanks to all of the countries that took part in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! 🏁  🛣️  🏎️

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