I started watching this COVID Lockdown movie at predawn today, Tuesday, April 30th, 2024, in bed 🛏️ via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App.
Scene Commentaries:
You keep your beer can in a paper bag and your hot date is gonna think that you're either a cheapskate or you don't know what a koozie is.
So, technically speaking then, The Independence Day celebration SHOULD BE CELEBRATED FOR A WHOLE MONTH ❗ 🎉 ❗🥳 ❗ 🤩❗🎇❗🇺🇸❗🎆❗🧨❗In your dreams, socialists!!!
Is that even standard procedure to just assume a City/County(?)-sized extraterrestrial ufo 🛸 that doesn't seem to pose an imminent threat be attacked immediately once it's in your sovereign air space? From the size of it and its ability to remain stationary, it is of an advanced unknown technology. And prudence would suggest that a course of action should be to scramble fighter jets to assess the situation first before deciding whether or not to attack it and potentially harming citizens in the area immediately below it. And provoking it to respond in like manner. After all, if it's illegal to shoot guns within city limits, it should also be illegal to shoot ICBMs at such an unknown-intent-as-yet object in an act of provocation above a populated area.
Despite what this movie shows, remember folks, History has shown time and time again that Advanced War Technology always 🇺🇸TRUMPS🦅 battlefield strategies. This is why you don't send your kids to a Libertard college where REAL History isn't taught❗
Shoot & Run away! That seems so recklessly irresponsible .... 😒 They must have learned that from HAM👈Ass❗
The president makes sense! Unfortunately for him, his security entourage doesn't know anything about the rapid railway system underneath The White House❗🤦♂️❗Why didn't they ask me, Cine-Man, conspiracy theorist, about it first???
You know what? If I were in such a situation, I don't think that I'd just casually walk in the parking lot. And why are the other car owners so slow to pick up on the emergency situation that's rapidly evolving ❗🤷♂️❗
The alien attack 🛸 aircraft can't chase down a helicopter? 🚁 WTF ....
And why is the alien pursuit aircraft rolling its wings during the chase when it doesn't have to? And does it even need to flip over to shoot at the planes chasing after it when its engineering and design team probably had rear defenses installed in place already? 🤷♂️
I've said this before years ago. If your aircraft is crashing, YOU DON'T PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN AGAINST YOUR LAP❗THEY only want you to do so because THEY want you dead so that you cannot sue THEM❗❗And You Won't Be Able To Sue Them If You Dislocate Your Neck Upon Impact❗👻❗👻❗
A survivalist wouldn't settle for a standard size magazine. An extended mag is the only way to go! And a Medusa handgun, too. It's no longer in production. I kicked myself in the butt for not jumping at the chance at owning one! ☹️
They couldn't afford to get Marky Mark Wahlberg for the role. So, they just settled for a cheaper look-a-like!
Take alien guy's rifle, damnit❗
"Mesh Network." That's another new one on me! 🤓
They are trying to flee slowly and the aliens are chasing them slowly, too. But the aliens don't finish them off right away. Even though they have a clear shot on the very slowly walking-away couple! 🤦♂️ And--Hey!--where did the aliens disappear to?!?!?! Their actor's union better not find out that you're making ALIENS do twice the work for half the pay! 🤑 Oh, wait! Half pay is standard pay for illegals ❗ Never mind, then .... 😏
"You're very brave. It's people like you that made me run for office," Yup, we don't need no safe-space Libertards with butt-hurt feelings to register to vote! 🦅🇺🇸🦅
If that alien device has a built-in tracker, why are the aliens not able to directly home-in on it?
And who closed the barn door when they were all inside already? 🤷♂️
The alien device was handed-over to the previous administration 6 years prior. That would make it 2012. That was when the 1st Alien occupied the White House! Which means, we've already been invaded AND Conquered❗
How did military lady know that Marky Mark look-a-like is ex-military? I must've missed the memo!
So, now, who unlocked the barn door for them? It can't be one of the aliens!
Why are there so many old Volkswagen Beetles in that tiny town? 🤔
I don't know about you, but when people get stressed out, they usually crave for something to eat. And that dining table has a lot of goodies & munchies on it! 🤤 😋
Why can't the aliens just break the glass windows? 🪟
You know it's a 4th of July movie when you see 🎆Fireworks 🎇 happening! 😏
Mr. Wahlberg's wife, you're using a revolver, mam. It only has 6 shots, mam. You should have been out of ammo minutes ago, mam. Why didn't I see you reload, mam?
Potassium Nitrate, highly reactive. ✔️ Copy that! 👌🙂 👍
The aliens better hitch a ride to go after the pick-up truck because they walk so slowly and have the reaction time of a sloth! 🦥 Slow-moving aliens & FAST interstellar spaceship somehow don't seem compatible with each other! 🤨
I thought that alien guy only knows how to speak rudimentary English. He speaks English better than brandon does! That's for sure! 😏
The world is about to be destroyed. I know that people will lose their moral inhibitions in such a predicament. But alien guy just wants to vegetate in front of the TV and watch a show about alien invasion! 🤦♂️ No wonder he looks like a VEGETABLE! At least, he doesn't look like a couch potato. 🥔 Oh, how could I forget: Only earthlings can turn into couch POTATOES. As my mom would've said, "Go NUTS and play outside!" because NUTS are not POTATOES! 😁
And you can't have a 4th🦅 of 🇺🇸 July movie without making a Patriotic Speech to cap things off! Boo-Yah❗👌😎👍❗
Ex-military guy is sweating in his shirt but military lady in uniform isn't. I would love to have that kind of classified tech, air-conditioned clothing! 😍
That alien teleporting device kinda looks like a Tee-Ball batting tee:
Damn, what's a Giant Squid doing on an Alien Ship? There must be a Yuge marine aquarium in the spaceship! An army of Japanese sushi chefs will make short work out of That Thing! 🍣 🍣🍣
That's why we have a Vice President, a Speaker and a FEMA Director in the Line of Succession. So that no one in line is that much more important than the rest! 🧐
"We're coming back, okay?" Yeah, in bits & pieces perhaps! 😏
What kind of a shotgun is that? It keeps on shooting without reloading! 😕
TIP: Cine-Man says, "Throw some money my way and I'll help you to make a much better movie"❗🧐❗
Tidbit:
I'm doing this as I decide whether or not to go out and see Bargain All Day Tuesday movies later on.
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Here are today's winners in the 24-Hour Le-Cine-Man's Race. Drumroll 🥁 please ....
Thanks to all of the nations that participated in today's 24-Hour race to the Finish! 🏁 🛣️ 🏎️
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