ALIEN SIEGE

I started watching this COVID Lockdown movie at predawn today, Tuesday, April 30th, 2024, in bed 🛏️ via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App.

Scene Commentaries:

You keep your beer can in a paper bag and your hot date is gonna think that you're either a cheapskate or you don't know what a koozie is.

So, technically speaking then, The Independence Day celebration SHOULD BE CELEBRATED FOR A WHOLE MONTH ❗ 🎉 ❗🥳 ❗ 🤩❗🎇❗🇺🇸❗🎆❗🧨❗In your dreams, socialists!!!

Is that even standard procedure to just assume a City/County(?)-sized extraterrestrial ufo 🛸 that doesn't seem to pose an imminent threat be attacked immediately once it's in your sovereign air space? From the size of it and its ability to remain stationary, it is of an advanced unknown technology. And prudence would suggest that a course of action should be to scramble fighter jets to assess the situation first before deciding whether or not to attack it and potentially harming citizens in the area immediately below it. And provoking it to respond in like manner. After all, if it's illegal to shoot guns within city limits, it should also be illegal to shoot ICBMs at such an unknown-intent-as-yet object in an act of provocation above a populated area.

Despite what this movie shows, remember folks, History has shown time and time again that Advanced War Technology always 🇺🇸TRUMPS🦅 battlefield strategies. This is why you don't send your kids to a Libertard college where REAL History isn't taught❗

Shoot & Run away! That seems so recklessly irresponsible ....  😒 They must have learned that from HAM👈Ass❗

The president makes sense! Unfortunately for him, his security entourage doesn't know anything about the rapid railway system underneath The White House❗🤦‍♂️❗Why didn't they ask me, Cine-Man, conspiracy theorist, about it first???

You know what? If I were in such a situation, I don't think that I'd just casually walk in the parking lot. And why are the other car owners so slow to pick up on the emergency situation that's rapidly evolving ❗🤷‍♂️❗

The alien attack 🛸 aircraft can't chase down a helicopter? 🚁 WTF ....

And why is the alien pursuit aircraft rolling its wings during the chase when it doesn't have to? And does it even need to flip over to shoot at the planes chasing after it when its engineering and design team probably had rear defenses installed in place already?  🤷‍♂️

I've said this before years ago. If your aircraft is crashing, YOU DON'T PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN AGAINST YOUR LAP❗THEY only want you to do so because THEY want you dead so that you cannot sue THEM❗❗And You Won't Be Able To Sue Them If You Dislocate Your Neck Upon Impact❗👻❗👻❗

A survivalist wouldn't settle for a standard size magazine. An extended mag is the only way to go! And a Medusa handgun, too. It's no longer in production. I kicked myself in the butt for not jumping at the chance at owning one! ☹️

Medusa is a multi-caliber handgun.

Perfect for when you need to 

scrounge around for

some bullets!

They couldn't afford to get Marky Mark Wahlberg for the role. So, they just settled for a cheaper look-a-like!

Take alien guy's rifle, damnit❗

"Mesh Network." That's another new one on me!  🤓

They are trying to flee slowly and the aliens are chasing them slowly, too. But the aliens don't finish them off right away. Even though they have a clear shot on the very slowly walking-away couple! 🤦‍♂️ And--Hey!--where did the aliens disappear to?!?!?! Their actor's union better not find out that you're making ALIENS do twice the work for half the pay! 🤑  Oh, wait! Half pay is standard pay for illegals ❗ Never mind, then ....   😏

"You're very brave. It's people like you that made me run for office," Yup, we don't need no safe-space Libertards with butt-hurt feelings to register to vote! 🦅🇺🇸🦅

If that alien device has a built-in tracker, why are the aliens not able to directly home-in on it?

And who closed the barn door when they were all inside already?  🤷‍♂️

The alien device was handed-over to the previous administration 6 years prior. That would make it 2012. That was when the 1st Alien occupied the White House! Which means, we've already been invaded AND Conquered❗

How did military lady know that Marky Mark look-a-like is ex-military? I must've missed the memo!

So, now, who unlocked the barn door for them? It can't be one of the aliens!

Why are there so many old Volkswagen Beetles in that tiny town?  🤔 

I don't know about you, but when people get stressed out, they usually crave for something to eat. And that dining table has a lot of goodies & munchies on it! 🤤 😋

Why can't the aliens just break the glass windows? 🪟 

You know it's a 4th of July movie when you see 🎆Fireworks 🎇 happening!  😏

Mr. Wahlberg's wife, you're using a revolver, mam. It only has 6 shots, mam. You should have been out of ammo minutes ago, mam. Why didn't I see you reload, mam?

Potassium Nitrate, highly reactive. ✔️ Copy that! 👌🙂 👍

The aliens better hitch a ride to go after the pick-up truck because they walk so slowly and have the reaction time of a sloth! 🦥  Slow-moving aliens & FAST interstellar spaceship somehow don't seem compatible with each other!  🤨

I thought that alien guy only knows how to speak rudimentary English. He speaks English better than brandon does! That's for sure!  😏

The world is about to be destroyed. I know that people will lose their moral inhibitions in such a predicament. But alien guy just wants to vegetate in front of the TV and watch a show about alien invasion! 🤦‍♂️ No wonder he looks like a VEGETABLE! At least, he doesn't look like a couch potato. 🥔 Oh, how could I forget: Only earthlings can turn into couch POTATOES. As my mom would've said, "Go NUTS and play outside!" because NUTS are not POTATOES!  😁

And you can't have a 4th🦅 of 🇺🇸 July movie without making a Patriotic Speech to cap things off! Boo-Yah❗👌😎👍❗

Ex-military guy is sweating in his shirt but military lady in uniform isn't. I would love to have that kind of classified tech, air-conditioned clothing!  😍

That alien teleporting device kinda looks like a Tee-Ball batting tee:

All you need now is for a Babe Ruth

baseball player to hit the nuclear 

ball for a Home Run. USA,

🦅! FOR THE WIN! 🇺🇸

Damn, what's a Giant Squid doing on an Alien Ship? There must be a Yuge marine aquarium in the spaceship! An army of Japanese sushi chefs will make short work out of That Thing! 🍣 🍣🍣

That's why we have a Vice President, a Speaker and a FEMA Director in the Line of Succession. So that no one in line is that much more important than the rest!  🧐

"We're coming back, okay?" Yeah, in bits & pieces perhaps! 😏

What kind of a shotgun is that? It keeps on shooting without reloading!  😕

TIP:  Cine-Man says, "Throw some money my way and I'll help you to make a much better movie"❗🧐❗

Tidbit:

I'm doing this as I decide whether or not to go out and see Bargain All Day Tuesday movies later on.

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Here are today's winners in the 24-Hour Le-Cine-Man's Race. Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 

winning in 1st place!

🎉🎇🏆🎆🎊

🇭🇰🥇🇭🇰

❗❗

🍾

Congratulations to Israel for 

winning in 2nd place!

🇮🇱🥈🇮🇱

❗❗

Congratulations to the USA 

for winning in 3rd place!

🇺🇲🥉🇺🇸

❗❗

And congrats to China & Germany 

for tying in 4th place!

🇨🇳🏅🇩🇪

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Thanks to all of the nations that participated in today's 24-Hour race to the Finish! 🏁  🛣️  🏎️

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KUNG FU PANDA 2 3-D, PG ( 1 hr & 35 min )

where:  CENTURY 14 VALLEJO in Vallejo, CA
when:  Thursday, May 26th, 2011
show:  6:15 p.m.
costs:  $13.25 Ticket + $6.49 # 13 Angus Bacon &  Cheese Burger meal @ McDonald's Restaurant ( w/ Dr. Pepper-flavored Diet Coke ) before the movie + $1.00  1.20 oz. Jack Link's All-American Beef & Cheese ( bought @ the Dollar Tree Store & smuggled-in ) + $3.50 20 oz. Focus VitaminWater + $12.77 dinner @ Empire Chinese Buffet after the movie ( + $2.13 Tip ) = $39.14
auditorium:  14, with the 3-D screen
seat:  5th row, 7th column


synopsis/overview:  After learning Kung Fu, Po finds out that there is an enemy who wants to conquer China by using a new and deadly secret weapon to destroy Kung Fu.  Po gathers his fellow Kung Fu master friends to help him put a stop to the evil plans of their new enemy, Lord Shen.  But Po must first learn of his past to gather the inner strength and the inner peace that he needs to rise up to the challenge.


noteworthy scenes:  1.) Prediction; 2.) Inner peace; 3.) "My fists hunger for justice"; 4.) "I think I saw ....  I gotta go"; 5.) "Stinky tofu"; 6.) "Crazy vision";  7.) The "No Radishes Story"; 8.) "Parting gift"; 9.) New weapon; 10.) "Action figures"; 11.) Dream; 12.) "I don't think Hard Style is your thing; 13.) "Nothing has changed"; 14.) "Kinda plushy and cuddly"; 15.) "Stealth mode"; 16.) Street dragon; 17.) Jail; 18.) "Kung Fu is dead"; 19.) Rickshaw race; 20.) Surrender; 21.) "You're afraid for a reason"; 22.) "My old enemy ...."; 23.) The "beast"; 24.) "You do not know"; 25.) Decoy; 26.) "You were there"; 27.) "The only way out is up"; 28.) "Happiness must be taken"; 29.) "Tell me what happened that night"; 30.)   Tuning fork; 31.) Cannon fire; 32.) "Like you could make me drink that"; 33.) "Nightmare or memory"; 34.) "Stop fighting"; 35.) "Let it flow"; 36.) "It is the rest of  your story, who you choose to be"; 37.) Blockade; 38.) Volleys; 39.) "Skadoosh"; 40.) "How'd you find inner peace"; 41.) Fireworks; 42.) "I know who I am";  and 43.) Sanctuary.

favorite scene:  I liked the scene when Po issued a challenge to Lord Shen, who couldn't hear well the words spoken.


audience reaction:  The auditorium was not as packed as I thought that it would be.  I guess my target audience watched the 2-D version of  this movie, instead.  But the 3-D audience enjoyed this movie, although no one gave it a "Hands Clapper" ending.


recommendation:  I liked this second sequel in a rumored six-part series.  Go take your brats to see this movie.


spoiler alert!  It sure took Po long enough to figure-out the obvious.  If  Lord Shen was hell-bent on getting rid of  Kung Fu, why did he use Kung Fu to fight Po and the other Kung Fu masters?  Lord Shen should have just flapped his wings and waddled around like a crazy duck in front of  the Kung Fu masters, if he hated Kung Fu so much. The tuning fork ( ? ) which got stuck in a wooden beam left crack holes  instead of  split holes.  Why didn't the bad guys finish them off  with arrows as they floated helplessly when the ships passed them by?  All of those successive cannonball volleys that Po manipulated would have really heated-up the palms of  his hands.  The sanctuary scene at the end didn't make sense since, supposedly, the villagers were killed according to an earlier story.


fyi:  Black Gunpowder ( by weight ) is made out of  75% Potassium Nitrate, 15% Charcoal and 10% Sulfur, ground separately to a flour consistency and mixed with just enough urine into a "doughy" texture.  Let it dry ... and the rest is up to you--proceed at your own risk!  ( Outhouses, pig-pens  and bat-caves were the preferred sources of  Potassium Nitrate in the old days. )

I tried stinky tofu once.  Yuck!  It is truly an acquired taste--but why one would want to acquire such a taste is beyond me!

The most that I ever weighed in my life was when I was at 215 pounds.  It may not seem a lot to you, but I had a hard time walking up a long flight of  stairs at that weight.  It was just too heavy for my 5'6" frame.

I'm sure that you've all noticed by now that I have Google Adsense advertisements on my blogsite.  I spent the better part of  Sunday evening and Monday morning installing this and other  widgets.  I thought that to get ads posted on my site, all I had to do was sign-up for it.  I didn't know that there were other things that I needed to do first.  The Google techies are probably saying to each other, "Well, it's about time that he figured-out how to put ads on his blogsite!"  "Yeah, and it only took him like, what, one year and eleven months ...?"  "What a clueless idiot!"  And now that I have ads, I hope to receive revenues from them so that I can claim my movie-watching expenses on my tax return.  So, my dear readers, aren't you all even just a teeny, tiny bit curious about the ads on my site?  ( You are under my hypnotic spell.  Yield to temptation, yield ....  Bwa, ha, ha, ha, ha--snort!  )

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I also included my top-10 Popular Posts.  If you scroll down far enough, you'll see it.  But I'm surprised that none of  my blogs on 2012, BOOK OF ELI, LEGION, WHEN IN ROME, SPLICE, PIRANHA, TRANSFORMERS, HARRY POTTER, TWILIGHT, G.I. JOE, COP OUT, and a few others, ever made  the cut!  And I'm flummoxed by it.


word of  advice:  Focus clearly on your objective.


tidbits:  I wanted to watch this movie's Wednesday midnight show here in Vallejo, CA, but I overslept.  I was in Oakland, CA, all day Wednesday hoping to get a hold of  that bitch-neighbor of my friend, Hector, who did a hit-and-run on my Geo Metro.  But she didn't show-up.  Hector said that she was there everyday since the hit-and-run.   BUT SHE JUST DIDN'T SHOW-UP ON THE DAY THAT I PLANNED TO CONFRONT HER ABOUT IT--the dent on her black SUV and the dent on my white Geo Metro are an exact pair, according to Hector and his son, Ernesto.  And I would love for her to call the cops on me because I want her to explain to the cops why she committed a hit-and-run crime since only uninsured drivers would do such a thing.  Because I honestly believed that she doesn't have auto insurance.  She can call the cops on me so I can demand of her proof of auto insurance, and so that the cops can match the dents and the paints.  I'll try to catch that bitch again next week!  Anyway, I got home just before 9:00 p.m. and decided to take a little nap.  When I woke up, it was already after 5:00 a.m. the following day, Thursday.  No thanks to that low-life bitch!

I didn't get my money's worth at the Chinese buffet because I was still full when I went there for dinner.


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