Thursday, April 11, 2024

THE FIRST OMEN

I watched this movie at the Century 14 Vallejo on Tuesday, April 9th, 2024, a Bargain Tuesday All Day. The price of admission was $6.50.

Auditorium 2, B-6

Scene Commentaries:

This is somewhat like the IMMACULATE movie. It's on the same subject about birthing the Antichrist. And using unsuspecting, young virgin females as the sometimes unwilling participants of the unholy job.

The church is open. Therefore, the workers who are replacing the stained glass panels should have had a scaffolding installed in place for the safety of the people who will be going in and out of the open church.

The workers should have alerted the 2 priests below of the danger that was happening. A simple voice-over would have sufficed.

The barhopping nuns reminds me of a member of KISS who was visited by a "nun" in his hotel suite with the intent of converting him to christianity. She ended up showing him her body, not "The Body of Christ,"  before they acted in a missionary way. 🛏️ 😲  Well, at least the dirty deed was done religiously?  🤷‍♂️  FYI: By missionary, I mean the "Missionary Position," to those who are not familiar with such an English slang. 🤫

Why do the delivery room windows not have curtains? 🤷‍♂️ Anyone who's casually walking down the hallway can easily see the delivery process taking place!  🤦‍♂️

Why was the young nun(?) in labor sporting a French Bikini "landing 🛬 strip" type of a wax job? You can see it IF YOU DON'T BLINK YOUR EYES 👀 ❗ Keep your eyes peeled while watching this scene so that you will see it! Don't be like this guy: 👉😑👈

The French Bikini, a "landing strip"
type of a wax job, is the one 
used in this scene.

Get a different Esthetician and be sure to hire me, Cine-Man, as the Details Inspector!  🕵️‍♂️  Because I'm a very detail oriented Scrutinizer❗🤪❗It must be the reason why I'm very near-sighted.  🤓 

Nuns should not only take A Vow Of Chastity but, also, A Vow Of Pelosity. It is a sure sex deterrent unless a nun comes across someone with a Hairy Woman fetish or an Amish man that has a built-in multigenerational immunity to female Hirsuteness❗🤣 ❗🤣 ❗🤣❗

Men with a history of Male Pattern Baldness 👴🏻 shouldn't get wax jobs because it leads to Traction Alopecia hair loss! And you'll actually need your pubes for hair transplant later on!! The fuller the pubic hair patch, the better!!! 👌🙂 👍 The end result will be that you won't be needing a haircut any longer; so that you'll get back some of the money you spent on the costly Kinky Hair transplant surgery! 💸  But, when you sweat, your head "might" end up smelling like your privates or, worse, your butt; in which case, you'll be called a Scheißkopf ( shithead ) by those unfortunate enough to be near you in an enclosed, hot area as you sweat❗ So, avoid the Sauna once your transplanted pubes grow in❗😂 ❗😂❗ 😂❗

There is only one hair surgeon that I know of who specializes in the use of body hair for hair transplant surgery. It's considered a Last Ditch Effort! He accepts patients that other doctors refuse because they don't have the skill set and experience to perform the type of surgery that he does.

Dr. Umar is bald headed as a result of a
botched surgical procedure. So, he
made it his duty to help those
bald men with enough of 
the body hair needed
to correct the
baldness.
Dr. Umar doesn't have enough body
hair of his own to correct 
his botched surgery.

Here are some Wax Job horror stories. Enjoy! 😊 

https://www.buzzfeed.com/michelleno/bikini-wax-horror-stories

( The one with the "Cadbury Chocolate Egg"  Creme-like filling disgusted me, # 5! 🤤 😛 😧 🤢 🤮  A cautionary tale for those among you who are "oral" aficionados. )

And the American/Pilipino comedian Jokoy has this funny Baby Boy Born joke for you to enjoy, too: 😄


👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/iRvGXNnhLKw?si=ZiSJ40FCOkQeFk18


The smoking 🚬 nuns Are Not Smoking Hot! 👎

The balcony jump is like the one in IMMACULATE. 😕

The 2 opposing 😈 churches 👿!

When her casual fling was pinned against the wall by the car and he said that he couldn't feel anything, I knew exactly what his predicament meant.

The hidden room.  😳

I'm sorry, but the 666 number is not in the ancient writing systems of the Hebrew, Aramaic, Greek and Latin❗ The number system now familiar to, and widely used by, us was invented in India about 600 years after the time of The Apostles❗❗ Branding someone with The Mark of The Beast in the writing systems known to The Apostles and their contemporaries WOULD HAVE TAKEN TOO MUCH SPACE ON THE SKIN OR PALATE OF THE UNFORTUNATE CANDIDATE❗😈❗👿❗

Again, if she was pregnant she would have noticed that her nipples were darker, her breasts plumper, and that she missed her periods.  😒

The car was hit at such an angle that I think 🤔 shouldn't have caused the passenger side of the windshield to get bloodied & smashed. I could be wrong, though ....  😕

Why the Hell did they have to dress her in a surgical gown after they recovered her from the crash site just to perform an emergency C-section on her? 🤷‍♂️ They could just have used a pair of scissors ✂️ to cut open her clothes which is what they do in an emergency surgery!  🤦‍♂️ 

Everyone knew what the surgery was all about so that an Amniocentesis would have been unnecessary since they were only interested in the baby, dead or alive! But better alive than dead.

Well, at least she still got to
keep her virginity!
😂😜🤣🤪
Or did she .... 🤔 

Her water ( Amniotic Fluid ) had burst. So, why was the doctor able to extract a 👉fluid-filled Amniotic Sac👈 from her Uterus❓🤷‍♂️❓❗🤦‍♂️❗

That stab wound could cause a serious sepsis infection, depending on where it penetrated her Torso.  🤨

Hey, where are you going? Preemies need to be incubated! And you've better have a wetnurse 🤱🏻 on standby!


'Just stating the obvious ....  🧐

Tidbits:

After this movie ended, I found a Dasani Water bottle with its cap still on in a hallway trash 🗑️ can. I took the cap and washed it thoroughly with soap and water in the men's room. And I thanked God for the thoughtful provision, of course! 👌😇👍

I saw this yt video last week of a man who put a chicken egg 🥚 in a storage container filled with regular Coca-Cola. After 24 hours, the egg shell was completely dissolved and he picked up a fully intact chicken amniotic sac! What a neat idea to be able to boil eggs and not have to bother peeling it anymore. 👌 So, I tried the egg experiment myself. But I used an already boiled brown egg🥚 and Sugar Free Coke. I left the egg in the container for 72 hours. When I got home from the Cineplex, I decided to eat it with my dinner. The shell had not dissolved! 🙁👎 I'll try it again using regular Coke and a raw, white commercial chicken egg which has a thinner shell. 🤞


Back in 1983, after I returned to the US from my time in the Philippines, I took up jogging around my neighborhood. There's a church ⛪ and a convent on the next street over from my late mother's house. I don't know what order that the nuns belonged to. I just referred to them as the Sisters of The Gray Habit. 😕 Anyway, one of them was a very beautiful--sans makeup--blonde Nun. I would see her on a number of occasions as I jogged around the neighborhood and we would wave at each other every time. HONESTLY, I had Disturbing Thoughts about her! 😬  And I often wondered 🤔 what she thought of me as I jogged in front of her panting and all sweaty 🥵 and wafting Pheromones for her to breathe in! 😶

If you believe in the circulating rumors, infant sacrifices and attempted Antichrist birthings have been happening in some churches since Medieval Times. But they did things In Vivo! Yes, the pagan orgies in ancient Rome was PURPORTEDLY practiced by priests and nuns in Medieval Times!! And archeological finds in churches of infant baby remains from that time period SEEM to confirm the rumors!!!  😯

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My issue with the County was just now ( 2:00 p.m. Thursday, 4/11/'24 ) resolved to my satisfaction. 🤗

I still need to go to the Vallejo JFK Public Library for some tax forms but their computer system was down. Therefore, they couldn't print me the forms that I needed. I called at 4:06 p.m. just to check but their system is still down! I'll have to go there tomorrow morning since the filing deadline is on 4/15.  🌅 

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Here are today's winners of the 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race. Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 
winning in 1st place!
🎉🎆🏆🎇🎊
🇭🇰🥇🇭🇰
❗❗
🍾
Congratulations to Israel for 
winning in 2nd place!
🇮🇱🥈🇮🇱
❗❗
Congratulations to China & the US 
for tying in 3rd place!
🇨🇳🥉🇺🇸
❗❗
And congrats to Germany and the UK 
for tying in 4th place!
🇩🇪🏅🇬🇧
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Thanks to all of the countries that joined in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish!  🏁    🛣️    🏎️

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