BORDERLANDS ( 2024 )

I went to see this movie at the Regal Edwards Fairfield & I-Max in Fairfield, CA today, An All Day Bargain Tuesday. The price of admission was $6.99. And I brought a packet of Welch's Passion Fruit flavor mix for my iced 20 oz ( 591 ml ) bottle of Aquafina Water.

Scene Commentaries:

After I posted the previous entry, I went back to my car which was, by then, the only car in the parking 🅿️ lot. Sweet! I got to eat my late breakfast in peace and in privacy---Except for the CCTVs which were monitoring my every bite & water spill on my Hyundai Accent's hood!  😒 I had a warm bottle of water with my Lenny & Larry's The Boss! Immunity Bar Peanut Butter Cup protein bar and ½ FlatOut Light Italian Herb flatbread with a slice of Arla Queso Gouda cheese.

It was sweltering HOT 🥵 in the shade at 93° Fahrenheit ( 34° Celsius )

with a Humidity of 23%❗The temperature & humidity went up a few degrees/percentage points 1½ hours later when I was inside the Regal Edwards Fairfield & I-Max ❗🔥 ❗

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Corporation, Criminals and Treasure Hunters look for The Vault in Pandora.  😶

A job proposition for Lilith.  💵

The armored tour bus.  😏

The annoying robot sidekick, Claptrap!  😒

"She seems deranged. You have a lot in common."  😕

"I leave you alone for 10 minutes ...."  😠

Thresher Piss Territory.  🤢❗🤮

How in the world did the Right Rear Tire get blown to pieces like that❓ Even retreads don't fall apart like that❗

Sanctuary City. Oh, boy! They have liberals on this planet, too❗🤦‍♂️❗

Mad Moxxi acts and talks like she's channeling the iconic late Mae West.  🧐

The Echo password.  😏

The old acquaintance, Dr. Patricia Tannis.  😐 FYI, Jaime Lee Curtis is just a few years older than I am but she isn't aging gracefully.  😕 This movie was made during the PLANdemic lockdown; so, do the math.

"He's my creator."  😲

"He created you to open the Vault."  😯

Every time that they did a close-up shot of Tiny Tina's face ...

I'd get fixated on the bandaid on the bridge of her Nose!👃 It's so distracting.  🙄  The Nose is at the center of your Face. So, put some EXTRA Consideration on what you affix on it or what you "decorate" it with❗

The background music sounds like something you'd hear in the '70s. Hah, that's why the Time Setting is 50 Light Years away❗😃❗

The Eridian Key #2!

"Is there a way out of here that doesn't involve garbage?  😕

The sewer system.  ☢️

The distraction.  🤨

Shitting bullets.  😒

Speaking of bullets, why don't they run out of bullets❓🤷‍♂️

"He's an elite soldier. If anyone can get out of it, it's him!"  😎

The Eridian Firehawk.  😮

A sacrificial choice.  😬

"Worst orgy ever!"  🙃

A tracking device. Wait a minute, I thought that Claptrap had a scanner built-in!  😕

"Too bad you won't be around to see it. Enjoy your freedom."  😒

"I know this place."  🥺

The pictures in this movie are like GIFS.  😀

In a flashback scene, a "younger" Dr. Tannis has a jet-black dyed hair. And  She Looked Like An Old Elton John! They do have cosmetic tapes that are used to pull facial skin tighter to reduce the appearance of lines, wrinkles and saggy skin! Fire the HOD Makeup Artist and hire me, Cine-Man, the esthetician apprentice magician❗ 🪄 

The 3rd Key! 🗝️ 

Atlas's Stealth Army.  😦

The true daughter of Eridia.

"No salvation without sacrifice. Remember a champion."  😔

"I'm alive. You're alive. He's not."  🤪

The Energy Source of Eridia.  ⚡

"Do the Thing." 🦸🏼

It's an Okay movie.  😕

If you're interested in learning more about the 👉actress Gina Gershon👈 on the Internet, just don't accidentally drop the letter "H"!  😳  You've been pleasantly warned!! Remember, I do the necessary HARD Research 🕵️‍♂️ so you don't have to!!! 😉

Tidbits:

I actually had to see this movie TWICE❗ Because I fell asleep 😴 when I watched the 6:35 p.m. show! All that I remember of it is the Beginning with the introduction and the part when Tiny Tat was being rescued by Roland; a Middle scene when they made their escape in a Dumpster and a portion of when they were in the sewer system; and the Last scene with the Fireworks 🎇 display 🎆❗

The 2nd movie that I bought a ticket for was the ALIEN: ROMULUS movie scheduled for 10:10 p.m. I had a choice. Either go ahead and see the Alien movie at 10:10 p.m. OR see BORDERLANDS again at 9:10 p.m. The next available showing for BORDERLANDS is the following night at 10:00 p.m. And there were no other cinemas in my area, on either side of the toll bridge, that will be showing it anymore ( I get the feeling that it's a bad movie 😕 ). So, I just decided to go see BORDERLANDS again at 9:10 p.m. in the same auditorium and in the same seat! 💺 I asked the manager if I could just trade-in my ALIEN ticket for a BORDERLANDS ticket; he okayed it and told me not to even wait in line to exchange the ticket. I walked around the hallways for over a thousand steps so that I wouldn't fall asleep for a 2nd time. 😁 😁 😁

I had the same flavored water and the same food for my late lunch as I watched this movie for the 2nd time. Except for the cheese! I ate a piece of Havarti cheese slice with my flatbread.

I walked back and forth in the theatre's hallways and around the shopping mall's parking 🅿️ lot until past midnight before I went home.

6.24 kilometers 

6.02 km

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I recharged my Remington R3 shaver again at 2:15 a.m. Let's see if it will be fully charged when I wake up at around 10:00 a.m.

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I unplugged my still not-fully charged Remington R3 shaver at 2:15 p.m. That's 12 hours❗😮❗

I'll plug it again when I get back home tonight. 🙄

I went back to the County Clerk's Office to make sure that they received my payment! And I took pictures of everything as proof❗

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As it is still too hot to go home, just slightly better than yesterday but my shirt is still drenched in sweat, 💦 I decided to see a movie. But not at the Regal Edwards Fairfield & I-Max in Fairfield, CA. Since it's $2.50 cheaper for a matinee show at the Century 14 Vallejo!

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bj kammy's greatest NON-accomplishments:

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/uxcyAaj6eHc?si=KTGtL5mfn0LFO7i7 

What else did you expect from the Quickie Queen? 😜

👉 https://youtu.be/PfvyrE38rBE?si=Iycts04EdVTbCZ52

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And Bullshit Lies Muttered only makes it WORSE:

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/vXd_JtdhXt0?si=R7FwlZo8GnDDBX_I

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/_jgZjh8XAv0?si=2C5RWIyzZICkfAVj

The white Libertard IDIOTS are responsible for sowing the seeds of racial division❗🤬❗

And jorge Sore👉ASS is Numero Uno:

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/DFL38F--F64?si=qBiZ4xUpUJ5b2Ert

How to light up a party:

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/LvjKo9uldwo?si=hppoL0hjUldPcAYE

Let the IMPLOSION begin!  🙂

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/dMvsajJfQJA?si=GuXI5XQNdlqttvpR

When you're as gender-confused as mikey is, you get brutally fact-checked!

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/Awk1ROiYgR4?si=94bj-B8JiXE-aXa6

Attention, gender bashers, The Whole World Needs Real Men❗🦸‍♂️❗

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/xjD9JNSr6Bk?si=8stE835kj1_XgkRV

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Indoctrinated, pro-ILLEGAL, Clueless Libertard IDIOT lives in a socialist bubble:

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/JbFo1rJ_RQ4?si=V7Y40-a09jve40Wh

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Very strong possibility that the failed assassin thomas crooks didn't work alone❗🤬❗

👇 https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/1697100047802986/?mibextid=CDWPTG

👉 https://youtu.be/esrkrOMWLQA?si=-Z73-273pC_-OmQq

❗😠😡🤬 #dei = #DIE 🤬😡😠❗

👇 https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/1063353905411356/?mibextid=CDWPTG

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The gateway to HELL which was once occupied by the Nazis during WW2:

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/OWS3PF6XpaA?si=kfw0JZs0U361K7Gf

👉 https://www.history.co.uk/articles/houska-castle-gateway-to-hell#:~:text=7%20famous%20haunted%20British%20castles&text=The%20pit%20was%20said%20to,ghosts%20and%20a%20headless%20horse.

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Parliament of the Netherlands' socialist mp sarah dobbe got herself fact-checked on unrwa ( mic 🎤 drop time ):

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/vql5aPDtn84?si=mQwmFPMdd17FE22C

Ireland welcoming the "religion of ( get blown to ) PIECEs" and the aftermath:

👉 https://youtu.be/7MkOCEaZszQ?si=kM69If80-ZVAHEUu

Texas doesn't want shari'a law👌❗👍

👉 https://youtu.be/cFz0EcGrqXg?si=tS9lF8UIbE1U_sNc

They expect us to respect their culture and religion when we go to their sh!tholes. But they INSIST On Us Accepting Them For Who And What They Are After They Invade Our Country Is THE DEFINITION Of A Jihad---Only Clueless Libertard IDIOTS are blind to this❗🤬❗

A US Citizen whose mind is in the right place, where it should be!

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/aN-jrkytGSo?si=wDwer5K1LCat7Dmg

Arab rescued by Israeli soldiers:

👉 https://youtu.be/GBpOWaUi9So?si=yg23Z6axK4t5bSmG

A useless "Red" Heifer of the socialist/communist kind:

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/FLzmNa-Why0?si=2U5JJx2DwM3eVNc7

The Illegitimate & Illegal brandon/bj kammy's ODDministration should mind its own business re Temple Mount!

👉 https://youtu.be/66Gm6KgDaiA?si=usFSmclkDuCZ29-e

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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners. Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Israel & Singapore 

for tying in 1st place!

🎉🎇🏆🎆🎊

🇮🇱🥇🇸🇬

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Congratulations to Russia for

winning in 2nd place!

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Congratulations to the USA for 

winning in 3rd place!

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And congratulations to Italy for 

winning in 4th place!

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Thanks to the countries that participated in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! 🏁          🛣️          🏎️

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THE FIRST OMEN

I watched this movie at the Century 14 Vallejo on Tuesday, April 9th, 2024, a Bargain Tuesday All Day. The price of admission was $6.50.

Auditorium 2, B-6

Scene Commentaries:

This is somewhat like the IMMACULATE movie. It's on the same subject about birthing the Antichrist. And using unsuspecting, young virgin females as the sometimes unwilling participants of the unholy job.

The church is open. Therefore, the workers who are replacing the stained glass panels should have had a scaffolding installed in place for the safety of the people who will be going in and out of the open church.

The workers should have alerted the 2 priests below of the danger that was happening. A simple voice-over would have sufficed.

The barhopping nuns reminds me of a member of KISS who was visited by a "nun" in his hotel suite with the intent of converting him to christianity. She ended up showing him her body, not "The Body of Christ,"  before they acted in a missionary way. 🛏️ 😲  Well, at least the dirty deed was done religiously?  🤷‍♂️  FYI: By missionary, I mean the "Missionary Position," to those who are not familiar with such an English slang. 🤫

Why do the delivery room windows not have curtains? 🤷‍♂️ Anyone who's casually walking down the hallway can easily see the delivery process taking place!  🤦‍♂️

Why was the young nun(?) in labor sporting a French Bikini "landing 🛬 strip" type of a wax job? You can see it IF YOU DON'T BLINK YOUR EYES 👀 ❗ Keep your eyes peeled while watching this scene so that you will see it! Don't be like this guy: 👉😑👈

The French Bikini, a "landing strip"

type of a wax job, is the one 

used in this scene.

Get a different Esthetician and be sure to hire me, Cine-Man, as the Details Inspector!  🕵️‍♂️  Because I'm a very detail oriented Scrutinizer❗🤪❗It must be the reason why I'm very near-sighted.  🤓 

Nuns should not only take A Vow Of Chastity but, also, A Vow Of Pelosity. It is a sure sex deterrent unless a nun comes across someone with a Hairy Woman fetish or an Amish man that has a built-in multigenerational immunity to female Hirsuteness❗🤣 ❗🤣 ❗🤣❗

Men with a history of Male Pattern Baldness 👴🏻 shouldn't get wax jobs because it leads to Traction Alopecia hair loss! And you'll actually need your pubes for hair transplant later on!! The fuller the pubic hair patch, the better!!! 👌🙂 👍 The end result will be that you won't be needing a haircut any longer; so that you'll get back some of the money you spent on the costly Kinky Hair transplant surgery! 💸  But, when you sweat, your head "might" end up smelling like your privates or, worse, your butt; in which case, you'll be called a Scheißkopf ( shithead ) by those unfortunate enough to be near you in an enclosed, hot area as you sweat❗ So, avoid the Sauna once your transplanted pubes grow in❗😂 ❗😂❗ 😂❗

There is only one hair surgeon that I know of who specializes in the use of body hair for hair transplant surgery. It's considered a Last Ditch Effort! He accepts patients that other doctors refuse because they don't have the skill set and experience to perform the type of surgery that he does.

Dr. Umar is bald headed as a result of a

botched surgical procedure. So, he

made it his duty to help those

bald men with enough of 

the body hair needed

to correct the

baldness.

Dr. Umar doesn't have enough body

hair of his own to correct 

his botched surgery.

Here are some Wax Job horror stories. Enjoy! 😊 

https://www.buzzfeed.com/michelleno/bikini-wax-horror-stories

( The one with the "Cadbury Chocolate Egg"  Creme-like filling disgusted me, # 5! 🤤 😛 😧 🤢 🤮  A cautionary tale for those among you who are "oral" aficionados. )

And the American/Pilipino comedian Jokoy has this funny Baby Boy Born joke for you to enjoy, too: 😄

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/iRvGXNnhLKw?si=ZiSJ40FCOkQeFk18

The smoking 🚬 nuns Are Not Smoking Hot! 👎

The balcony jump is like the one in IMMACULATE. 😕

The 2 opposing 😈 churches 👿!

When her casual fling was pinned against the wall by the car and he said that he couldn't feel anything, I knew exactly what his predicament meant.

The hidden room.  😳

I'm sorry, but the 666 number is not in the ancient writing systems of the Hebrew, Aramaic, Greek and Latin❗ The number system now familiar to, and widely used by, us was invented in India about 600 years after the time of The Apostles❗❗ Branding someone with The Mark of The Beast in the writing systems known to The Apostles and their contemporaries WOULD HAVE TAKEN TOO MUCH SPACE ON THE SKIN OR PALATE OF THE UNFORTUNATE CANDIDATE❗😈❗👿❗

Again, if she was pregnant she would have noticed that her nipples were darker, her breasts plumper, and that she missed her periods.  😒

The car was hit at such an angle that I think 🤔 shouldn't have caused the passenger side of the windshield to get bloodied & smashed. I could be wrong, though ....  😕

Why the Hell did they have to dress her in a surgical gown after they recovered her from the crash site just to perform an emergency C-section on her? 🤷‍♂️ They could just have used a pair of scissors ✂️ to cut open her clothes which is what they do in an emergency surgery!  🤦‍♂️ 

Everyone knew what the surgery was all about so that an Amniocentesis would have been unnecessary since they were only interested in the baby, dead or alive! But better alive than dead.

Well, at least she still got to

keep her virginity!

😂😜🤣🤪

Or did she .... 🤔 

Her water ( Amniotic Fluid ) had burst. So, why was the doctor able to extract a 👉fluid-filled Amniotic Sac👈 from her Uterus❓🤷‍♂️❓❗🤦‍♂️❗

That stab wound could cause a serious sepsis infection, depending on where it penetrated her Torso.  🤨

Hey, where are you going? Preemies need to be incubated! And you've better have a wetnurse 🤱🏻 on standby!

'Just stating the obvious ....  🧐

Tidbits:

After this movie ended, I found a Dasani Water bottle with its cap still on in a hallway trash 🗑️ can. I took the cap and washed it thoroughly with soap and water in the men's room. And I thanked God for the thoughtful provision, of course! 👌😇👍

I saw this yt video last week of a man who put a chicken egg 🥚 in a storage container filled with regular Coca-Cola. After 24 hours, the egg shell was completely dissolved and he picked up a fully intact chicken amniotic sac! What a neat idea to be able to boil eggs and not have to bother peeling it anymore. 👌 So, I tried the egg experiment myself. But I used an already boiled brown egg🥚 and Sugar Free Coke. I left the egg in the container for 72 hours. When I got home from the Cineplex, I decided to eat it with my dinner. The shell had not dissolved! 🙁👎 I'll try it again using regular Coke and a raw, white commercial chicken egg which has a thinner shell. 🤞

Back in 1983, after I returned to the US from my time in the Philippines, I took up jogging around my neighborhood. There's a church ⛪ and a convent on the next street over from my late mother's house. I don't know what order that the nuns belonged to. I just referred to them as the Sisters of The Gray Habit. 😕 Anyway, one of them was a very beautiful--sans makeup--blonde Nun. I would see her on a number of occasions as I jogged around the neighborhood and we would wave at each other every time. HONESTLY, I had Disturbing Thoughts about her! 😬  And I often wondered 🤔 what she thought of me as I jogged in front of her panting and all sweaty 🥵 and wafting Pheromones for her to breathe in! 😶

If you believe in the circulating rumors, infant sacrifices and attempted Antichrist birthings have been happening in some churches since Medieval Times. But they did things In Vivo! Yes, the pagan orgies in ancient Rome was PURPORTEDLY practiced by priests and nuns in Medieval Times!! And archeological finds in churches of infant baby remains from that time period SEEM to confirm the rumors!!!  😯

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My issue with the County was just now ( 2:00 p.m. Thursday, 4/11/'24 ) resolved to my satisfaction. 🤗

I still need to go to the Vallejo JFK Public Library for some tax forms but their computer system was down. Therefore, they couldn't print me the forms that I needed. I called at 4:06 p.m. just to check but their system is still down! I'll have to go there tomorrow morning since the filing deadline is on 4/15.  🌅 

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Here are today's winners of the 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race. Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 

winning in 1st place!

🎉🎆🏆🎇🎊

🇭🇰🥇🇭🇰

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Congratulations to Israel for 

winning in 2nd place!

🇮🇱🥈🇮🇱

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Congratulations to China & the US 

for tying in 3rd place!

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And congrats to Germany and the UK 

for tying in 4th place!

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Thanks to all of the countries that joined in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish!  🏁    🛣️    🏎️

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