Wednesday, August 28, 2024

BORDERLANDS ( 2024 )

I went to see this movie at the Regal Edwards Fairfield & I-Max in Fairfield, CA today, An All Day Bargain Tuesday. The price of admission was $6.99. And I brought a packet of Welch's Passion Fruit flavor mix for my iced 20 oz ( 591 ml ) bottle of Aquafina Water.


Scene Commentaries:

After I posted the previous entry, I went back to my car which was, by then, the only car in the parking ๐Ÿ…ฟ️ lot. Sweet! I got to eat my late breakfast in peace and in privacy---Except for the CCTVs which were monitoring my every bite & water spill on my Hyundai Accent's hood!  ๐Ÿ˜’ I had a warm bottle of water with my Lenny & Larry's The Boss! Immunity Bar Peanut Butter Cup protein bar and ½ FlatOut Light Italian Herb flatbread with a slice of Arla Queso Gouda cheese.

It was sweltering HOT ๐Ÿฅต in the shade at 93° Fahrenheit ( 34° Celsius )


with a Humidity of 23%❗The temperature & humidity went up a few degrees/percentage points 1½ hours later when I was inside the Regal Edwards Fairfield & I-Max ❗๐Ÿ”ฅ ❗

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Corporation, Criminals and Treasure Hunters look for The Vault in Pandora.  ๐Ÿ˜ถ

A job proposition for Lilith.  ๐Ÿ’ต

The armored tour bus.  ๐Ÿ˜

The annoying robot sidekick, Claptrap!  ๐Ÿ˜’

"She seems deranged. You have a lot in common."  ๐Ÿ˜•

"I leave you alone for 10 minutes ...."  ๐Ÿ˜ 

Thresher Piss Territory.  ๐Ÿคข❗๐Ÿคฎ

How in the world did the Right Rear Tire get blown to pieces like that❓ Even retreads don't fall apart like that❗

Sanctuary City. Oh, boy! They have liberals on this planet, too❗๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️❗

Mad Moxxi acts and talks like she's channeling the iconic late Mae West.  ๐Ÿง

The Echo password.  ๐Ÿ˜

The old acquaintance, Dr. Patricia Tannis.  ๐Ÿ˜ FYI, Jaime Lee Curtis is just a few years older than I am but she isn't aging gracefully.  ๐Ÿ˜• This movie was made during the PLANdemic lockdown; so, do the math.

"He's my creator."  ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

"He created you to open the Vault."  ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

Every time that they did a close-up shot of Tiny Tina's face ...


I'd get fixated on the bandaid on the bridge of her Nose!๐Ÿ‘ƒ It's so distracting.  ๐Ÿ™„  The Nose is at the center of your Face. So, put some EXTRA Consideration on what you affix on it or what you "decorate" it with❗

The background music sounds like something you'd hear in the '70s. Hah, that's why the Time Setting is 50 Light Years away❗๐Ÿ˜ƒ❗

The Eridian Key #2!

"Is there a way out of here that doesn't involve garbage?  ๐Ÿ˜•

The sewer system.  ☢️

The distraction.  ๐Ÿคจ

Shitting bullets.  ๐Ÿ˜’

Speaking of bullets, why don't they run out of bullets❓๐Ÿคท‍♂️

"He's an elite soldier. If anyone can get out of it, it's him!"  ๐Ÿ˜Ž

The Eridian Firehawk.  ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

A sacrificial choice.  ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

"Worst orgy ever!"  ๐Ÿ™ƒ

A tracking device. Wait a minute, I thought that Claptrap had a scanner built-in!  ๐Ÿ˜•

"Too bad you won't be around to see it. Enjoy your freedom."  ๐Ÿ˜’

"I know this place."  ๐Ÿฅบ

The pictures in this movie are like GIFS.  ๐Ÿ˜€

In a flashback scene, a "younger" Dr. Tannis has a jet-black dyed hair. And  She Looked Like An Old Elton John! They do have cosmetic tapes that are used to pull facial skin tighter to reduce the appearance of lines, wrinkles and saggy skin! Fire the HOD Makeup Artist and hire me, Cine-Man, the esthetician apprentice magician❗ ๐Ÿช„ 

The 3rd Key! ๐Ÿ—️ 

Atlas's Stealth Army.  ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

The true daughter of Eridia.

"No salvation without sacrifice. Remember a champion."  ๐Ÿ˜”

"I'm alive. You're alive. He's not."  ๐Ÿคช

The Energy Source of Eridia.  ⚡

"Do the Thing." ๐Ÿฆธ๐Ÿผ

It's an Okay movie.  ๐Ÿ˜•

If you're interested in learning more about the ๐Ÿ‘‰actress Gina Gershon๐Ÿ‘ˆ on the Internet, just don't accidentally drop the letter "H"!  ๐Ÿ˜ณ  You've been pleasantly warned!! Remember, I do the necessary HARD Research ๐Ÿ•ต️‍♂️ so you don't have to!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Tidbits:

I actually had to see this movie TWICE❗ Because I fell asleep ๐Ÿ˜ด when I watched the 6:35 p.m. show! All that I remember of it is the Beginning with the introduction and the part when Tiny Tat was being rescued by Roland; a Middle scene when they made their escape in a Dumpster and a portion of when they were in the sewer system; and the Last scene with the Fireworks ๐ŸŽ‡ display ๐ŸŽ†❗

The 2nd movie that I bought a ticket for was the ALIEN: ROMULUS movie scheduled for 10:10 p.m. I had a choice. Either go ahead and see the Alien movie at 10:10 p.m. OR see BORDERLANDS again at 9:10 p.m. The next available showing for BORDERLANDS is the following night at 10:00 p.m. And there were no other cinemas in my area, on either side of the toll bridge, that will be showing it anymore ( I get the feeling that it's a bad movie ๐Ÿ˜• ). So, I just decided to go see BORDERLANDS again at 9:10 p.m. in the same auditorium and in the same seat! ๐Ÿ’บ I asked the manager if I could just trade-in my ALIEN ticket for a BORDERLANDS ticket; he okayed it and told me not to even wait in line to exchange the ticket. I walked around the hallways for over a thousand steps so that I wouldn't fall asleep for a 2nd time. ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜

I had the same flavored water and the same food for my late lunch as I watched this movie for the 2nd time. Except for the cheese! I ate a piece of Havarti cheese slice with my flatbread.

I walked back and forth in the theatre's hallways and around the shopping mall's parking ๐Ÿ…ฟ️ lot until past midnight before I went home.

6.24 kilometers 
6.02 km

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I recharged my Remington R3 shaver again at 2:15 a.m. Let's see if it will be fully charged when I wake up at around 10:00 a.m.

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I unplugged my still not-fully charged Remington R3 shaver at 2:15 p.m. That's 12 hours❗๐Ÿ˜ฎ❗

I'll plug it again when I get back home tonight. ๐Ÿ™„

I went back to the County Clerk's Office to make sure that they received my payment! And I took pictures of everything as proof❗


As it is still too hot to go home, just slightly better than yesterday but my shirt is still drenched in sweat, ๐Ÿ’ฆ I decided to see a movie. But not at the Regal Edwards Fairfield & I-Max in Fairfield, CA. Since it's $2.50 cheaper for a matinee show at the Century 14 Vallejo!

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bj kammy's greatest NON-accomplishments:

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/uxcyAaj6eHc?si=KTGtL5mfn0LFO7i7 

What else did you expect from the Quickie Queen? ๐Ÿ˜œ

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/PfvyrE38rBE?si=Iycts04EdVTbCZ52

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And Bullshit Lies Muttered only makes it WORSE:

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/vXd_JtdhXt0?si=R7FwlZo8GnDDBX_I

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/_jgZjh8XAv0?si=2C5RWIyzZICkfAVj

The white Libertard IDIOTS are responsible for sowing the seeds of racial division❗๐Ÿคฌ❗

And jorge Sore๐Ÿ‘‰ASS is Numero Uno:

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/DFL38F--F64?si=qBiZ4xUpUJ5b2Ert

How to light up a party:

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/LvjKo9uldwo?si=hppoL0hjUldPcAYE

Let the IMPLOSION begin!  ๐Ÿ™‚

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/dMvsajJfQJA?si=GuXI5XQNdlqttvpR

When you're as gender-confused as mikey is, you get brutally fact-checked!

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/Awk1ROiYgR4?si=94bj-B8JiXE-aXa6

Attention, gender bashers, The Whole World Needs Real Men❗๐Ÿฆธ‍♂️❗

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/xjD9JNSr6Bk?si=8stE835kj1_XgkRV

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Indoctrinated, pro-ILLEGAL, Clueless Libertard IDIOT lives in a socialist bubble:

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/JbFo1rJ_RQ4?si=V7Y40-a09jve40Wh

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Very strong possibility that the failed assassin thomas crooks didn't work alone❗๐Ÿคฌ❗

๐Ÿ‘‡ https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/1697100047802986/?mibextid=CDWPTG

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/esrkrOMWLQA?si=-Z73-273pC_-OmQq

❗๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ #dei = #DIE ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ ❗

๐Ÿ‘‡ https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/1063353905411356/?mibextid=CDWPTG

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The gateway to HELL which was once occupied by the Nazis during WW2:

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/OWS3PF6XpaA?si=kfw0JZs0U361K7Gf

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://www.history.co.uk/articles/houska-castle-gateway-to-hell#:~:text=7%20famous%20haunted%20British%20castles&text=The%20pit%20was%20said%20to,ghosts%20and%20a%20headless%20horse.

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Parliament of the Netherlands' socialist mp sarah dobbe got herself fact-checked on unrwa ( mic ๐ŸŽค drop time ):

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/vql5aPDtn84?si=mQwmFPMdd17FE22C

Ireland welcoming the "religion of ( get blown to ) PIECEs" and the aftermath:

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/7MkOCEaZszQ?si=kM69If80-ZVAHEUu

Texas doesn't want shari'a law๐Ÿ‘Œ❗๐Ÿ‘

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/cFz0EcGrqXg?si=tS9lF8UIbE1U_sNc

They expect us to respect their culture and religion when we go to their sh!tholes. But they INSIST On Us Accepting Them For Who And What They Are After They Invade Our Country Is THE DEFINITION Of A Jihad---Only Clueless Libertard IDIOTS are blind to this❗๐Ÿคฌ❗

A US Citizen whose mind is in the right place, where it should be!

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/aN-jrkytGSo?si=wDwer5K1LCat7Dmg

Arab rescued by Israeli soldiers:

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/GBpOWaUi9So?si=yg23Z6axK4t5bSmG

A useless "Red" Heifer of the socialist/communist kind:

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/FLzmNa-Why0?si=2U5JJx2DwM3eVNc7

The Illegitimate & Illegal brandon/bj kammy's ODDministration should mind its own business re Temple Mount!

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/66Gm6KgDaiA?si=usFSmclkDuCZ29-e

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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners. Drumroll ๐Ÿฅ please ....

Congratulations to Israel & Singapore 
for tying in 1st place!
๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‡๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ†๐ŸŽŠ
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ
❗๐Ÿฅ‡❗
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๐Ÿพ
Congratulations to Russia for
winning in 2nd place!
๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ
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Congratulations to the USA for 
winning in 3rd place!
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
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And congratulations to Italy for 
winning in 4th place!
 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น
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Thanks to the countries that participated in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! ๐Ÿ          ๐Ÿ›ฃ️          ๐ŸŽ️

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