Showing posts with label Onechanbara--Bikini Samurai Squad 2008. Show all posts
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Saturday, August 31, 2024

ONECHANBARA--BIKINI SAMURAI SQUAD ( 2008 )

I finished watching this pre-PLANdemic movie tonight ( because I was too busy with other stuff ), Saturday, August 31st, 2024, ๐Ÿ›️ via my cellphone's ๐Ÿคณ TUBI Streaming App.


Scene Commentaries:

Wait a minute, I thought that they have a very strict gun control law in Japan❗๐Ÿ˜’ ❗ I'm gonna have to have some serious sit-down talk with Dan Bongino about the security breach at the US Military Base in Japan during barry odumbass soetoro's term's Fast & Furious Gun-Running Operation❗

Since fighting the Undead is a whole different kind of ballgame, a short skirt school uniform just won't do! ๐Ÿคจ A crime-fighting girl has gotta strip down to her bikini❗๐Ÿ‘™❗ 

Yeah, that's it, Bikini Girl! Save the best for the last evil bad guy❗๐Ÿ˜œ And thank God her tattoo is just a temporary arm patch---Could it be some kind of Nicotine Patch❓๐Ÿค”

Dang, how many bullets are in your double barreled, sawed-off shotgun? And why is it not chambered with shotshells❓๐Ÿคท‍♂️ ❓And what happened to its recoil❓๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️❗Fire the HOD Armory and hire me Cine-Man, one who knows the difference between a Rifle and a Shotgun!  ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ

I'll drink to That! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Yes, Stiffies to dump are 
a dime a dozen!

Friend Zone Alert, you desperate 
InCel horny-pants, you!
๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜

"Saki is Aya's little sister."  ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

"Please, don't kill her. She's my sister!" I got dibs❗๐Ÿคช❗

Hey, this isn't my Karate ๐Ÿฅ‹ Girl!
Eh, she'll just have to do.  ๐Ÿ˜•

"I sympathize with you. But now is not the time to be saying that."  ๐Ÿ™

This is worse than Michael Jackson's Thriller zombies from da Hood!  ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
These ARE zombies in hoodies! ๐Ÿ˜†

You know that stuff is going to get really serious once Aya shows the zombie bad guys her Red Bikini! ๐Ÿ‘™ 

I've heard of sister rivalry but---Damn!  ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Hey, it's no time for extended Flashbacks! Focus, Bikini Girl❗ FOCUS❗๐Ÿ˜ ❗


I am sure that Bikini Girl is still too young to start experiencing Hot Flashes! ๐Ÿ”ฅ 

Bikini Girl is channeling the stitched-mouth Deadpool!  ๐Ÿ˜

Attention, George Lucas: Take a close look at these Light Saber wielders:
And get your Jedi Knights in Bikinis 
& your Siths in Short Skirt School 
Uniforms  instead  of  the 
bathrobes that they
are wearing.
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
And I don't mean the guys who
identify as girls❗๐Ÿ˜„❗
None Of That 
woke b.s.
๐Ÿ˜œ

You know, if you stand this close to your enemy,
it would really be to your great
advantage if you have 
Halitosis!  ๐Ÿคข

Ah, hello? Have you not been 
paying close attention to 
what you've been 
doing  all
along?
๐Ÿคจ
Girls, I swear .... ๐Ÿ˜’

I'd keep the weapons, if I were you.
Especially the shotgun that
does not run out
of bullets!
๐Ÿ™ƒ

What's with the Christian burial
tradition? Aren't you guys
Shinto Buddhists?
๐Ÿง


This is an okay movie. 

Did this movie give you a craving for some authentic, exotic Japanese food? Here are 11 to whet your appetite: 

๐Ÿ‘‡ https://www.facebook.com/sunday.roast.media/videos/526455949894437/?mibextid=CDWPTG

Tidbits:

After having my lunch at Selecta Pilipino Buffet Restaurant, I headed for home. As I was about to cross on a Green ๐Ÿšฆ Light at the intersection of Springs Road & Vervais Streets, a white Van crossed the on a Red in front of me at 7:24 p.m.❗๐Ÿคฌ❗I don't know whether or not it was a BLMer or an ILLEGAL Alien behind the wheel but this area has a bunch of alien restaurants and stores and is a local venue for low-rider shows. I'm just putting this out there.  ๐Ÿ˜•

I went for my evening walk ๐Ÿšถ‍♂️about an hour later. 

As I arrived at the Sutter Solano Medical Center's Cancer Building parking lot, I saw a black & white cat easily climb up a 3-yard/meter vertical wall ๐Ÿงฑ. I thought that I saw some movement in the bush around the base of the lamppost. There was another dark colored cat. It ran towards me and stopped to look at me. It was a standard Tabby Tomcat. But it was a Rumpie Manx Cat❗๐Ÿ™€❗Just like my Manx Cat Winky but with the fur color of my other cat Marshall! It was a Winky/Marshall combination❗Was it just a strange coincidence that a Winky/Marshall cat combo appeared before me at 8:54 p.m. after I poured my Heart out about my 2 cats the day before ❓ I have never seen a Manx Cat in this area before ❗And the last time that I saw a Manx Cat near here ( about 300 yards/meters away ) was when an orange Rumpie Manx Cat crossed my path on Fairgrounds Drive 20 years ago❗Could it be a sign that my cats are still hanging around with me❓๐Ÿค” ❓

There are 2 kinds of Manx Cats: Rumpie & Stumpie. A Rumpie has a tuff of fur growing in the hollow of which should be the base of its tail. A Stumpie has a very short vestigial tail. The Rumpie is the one that suffers from Incontinence, and Leg & Eye problems in Old Age. Never Allow Manx Cats To Breed With Each Other❗

I took this photo about 40 minutes later:

You can see the black & white cat in the 
red circle. The base of the lamppost 
is where the 2 cats were at. In
the far left is the stairs to 
the upper parking lot.

What happens after a pet dies?

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/v6-X-9iVGfE?si=UGRo6S4iwWpU1-Os

Before I took the above photo, after I had gone to the park's sports field, I spoke with the tall black Security Officer Doug. He's my age, just 2 months older, and looks quite fit. We talked about health and fitness. And he shared some encouraging words with me. 

As I was heading towards the lower parking lot, a hospital staff lady asked me if I was one of the security guards because she would sometimes see me walking around in the evening. I just told her that I use the hospital parking lots to get to the Dan Foley Park because it's safer at night than to walk on the street where homeless people living in their vehicles are parked with their dogs loose at times! And I don't want to be forced to have to kill another pitbull because of some irresponsible dog owner❗But I'll be damned if I allow some asshole to deny me my right to Self-Defense❗๐Ÿ˜ก❗

Here are yesterday's walking results:

7.58 kilometers 
7.31 km

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Professor wins lawsuit against #DIE initiatives❗๐Ÿ’ต❗

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/M6TLa7Dz6kw?si=V7Ow6EY7Hi2aduRP

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This is why I refuse to go out on a "Let's Meet For Some Coffee" blind date:

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/yufhb6FmiCI?si=VNPHc1exIsxXyDN0

Or Any Kind Of Blind Date, For That Matter❗ Remember, friends who set you up for a blind date Are PRACTICAL JOKERS❗๐Ÿ˜ ❗

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Yet another proud member of the "tolerant" FASCIST Left. ๐Ÿ˜’

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/HCvI-aBcFSY?si=c-ZatFgbKpqziljL

A message to young democrats who supported RFK Jr.

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/_eKdwc6vbJg?si=ARMW8GgwuU1hOCzD

"I didn't leave the democratic party. The democratic party left me." Pres. Ronald Reagan 

To those among you who are still undecided on whether to vote for Pres. Trump or VICE resident Illegal Alien, "black" participation awardee bj kammy, watch this argument and see if you can come up with a solid rebuttal❗

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/aEMuCHr8S5c?si=AWt_UYotvXO7hYlF

I'm waiting .... ๐Ÿฆ— ๐Ÿฆ— ๐Ÿฆ—

TREASONOUS TRAITOR border czar bj kammy ❗ ๐Ÿคฌ ❗ 

๐Ÿ‘‡ https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/3333481713625374/?mibextid=CDWPTG

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/nxKI6ex3jRM?si=zbuvdMaY05m1wvOD

Bobblehead bj kammy at the Adult Table:

๐Ÿ‘‡ https://www.facebook.com/NEWSMAX/videos/1845994522559222/?mibextid=CDWPTG

Even a dog breed which has the best Sense of Hearing can't make sense of this:

๐Ÿ‘‡ https://www.facebook.com/CravenCountyRepublicans/videos/860788889329597/?mibextid=NOb6eG

Why nato HATES Pres. Trump and why We Don't Need nato:

๐Ÿ‘‡ https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/1237376927452838/?mibextid=CDWPTG

joke smut's election interference ❗ ๐Ÿคฌ ❗ ๐Ÿ–• ❗ 

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://www.facebook.com/NEWSMAX/videos/523139156937670/?mibextid=CDWPTG

VOTING MACHINES ARE HACKABLE ❗๐Ÿ˜ ❗๐Ÿ˜ก❗๐Ÿคฌ❗

๐Ÿ‘‡ https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/1033181515152856/?mibextid=CDWPTG

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The cocaine baggie has partial DNA but they don't want to investigate the brandon situation ❗๐Ÿคฌ❗

๐Ÿ‘‡ https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/1174588883812586/?mibextid=CDWPTG

To HELL with ILLEGAL & JIHADIST INVADERS and the TREASONOUS TRAITOR GRABBERment officials who favor them over their own US CITIZEN Constituents❗๐Ÿ–•❗

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/YDafhrrdfrk?si=xN4QBph-412eZ65E

Aren't they enforcing the same ๐Ÿ‚ ๐Ÿ’ฉ in the UK ❓

๐Ÿ‘‡ https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/1148360449595922/?mibextid=9drbnH

Dutch activist slams UK's pro islam stance:

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/r4ogTYn7gMY?si=5tL25MIS29rdWMFw

This is what happens when a communist chy-nese is caught at the border and interrogated!

๐Ÿ‘‡ https://www.facebook.com/100001831609934/posts/pfbid02YiWr3s24297YThLdUDB3aRWA3nw1FPqAxEe1BJKWNf4So5fNUhtY9e7q52HjmwE3l/?mibextid=NOb6eG

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This Is What The DEMON-crats Want, MORE TAXES❗๐Ÿ’ธ❗๐Ÿ’ธ❗๐Ÿ’ธ❗

๐“๐ก๐ž ๐“๐š๐ฑ ๐๐จ๐ž๐ฆ


Tax his land, tax his wage,

Tax his bed in which he lays.

Tax his tractor, tax his mule,

Teach him taxes is the rule.

Tax his cow, tax his goat,

Tax his pants, tax his coat.

Tax his ties, tax his shirts,

Tax his work, tax his dirt.


Tax his chew, tax his smoke,

Teach him taxes are no joke.

Tax his car, tax his grass,

Tax the roads he must pass.


Tax his food, tax his drink,

Tax him if he tries to think.

Tax his sodas, tax his beers,

If he cries, tax his tears.


Tax his bills, tax his gas,

Tax his notes, tax his cash.

Tax him good and let him know

That after taxes, he has no dough.


If he hollers, tax him more,

Tax him until he’s good and sore.

Tax his coffin, tax his grave,

Tax the sod in which he lays.


Put these words upon his tomb,

“Taxes drove me to my doom!”

And when he’s gone, we won’t relax,

We’ll still be after the inheritance tax.

( author unknown )

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Mickey D backfire❗

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/utSzwfiWT30?si=Tt1Zm7kBD3xVuZTy

"Vote for Trump,
not for tramp!"
Watch what happens in December or
in January. That's when they will
25th Amendment brandon's 
ass out of office so that 
whether or not they
win this election,
they can brag
that their 
party  is
the 1st
with
a "black" participation awardee 
illegal Alien ho'-man resident!
❗๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿคฌ ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ ❗
They ain't foolin' those
of us with ๐Ÿง ❗ ๐Ÿง 
and a pair of ๐Ÿ‘€!
I like the Old School 
Normal better!

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Dork suckerburp LIED
under Oath❗

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The Voice of Common Sense Reason:

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/zb-RdQRDd40?si=htu-of3elOjsfTN-

Douglas Murray exposes the evil of HAM๐Ÿ‘‰Ass:

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/0Xbw0nYtNOU?si=0nWbkUZ-Wwhltu4C

Anti-Semitism in jihad-DEAD europe❗

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/3dSLKgeyeOQ?si=cElTucSMDx_El6xC

Candace Owens' father-in-law speaks out.

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/LAMiMEJ2OV8?si=9fZWc_43IXiS5hyO

Why Candace hates Jews:

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/guPcBhPTbPY?si=M5uIjKsXb_lzo43X

Posters of hostages are being torn down ❗๐Ÿคฌ❗

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/wlNW3MClMw0?si=X_0lgH_8AU0iTln-

Harassment of blacks by pro-FAKEstenian supporters❗

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/LX4I8FR8mp8?si=H6foN9xVw3TFV6k0

Antisemitic press secretary:

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/fyFUonY0YVc?si=HW0oQ6Adg8dus8ml

Lebanese filmmaker: FAKEstenian cause is FAKE❗

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/-f_hKtYdt_Y?si=FbsedVExvGBGtBMv

Car bomb attacks in West Bank:

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/JicWiinm8fg?si=mPpqnRCjfwWvycqS


Amen ....  ๐Ÿ™

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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners. Drumroll ๐Ÿฅ please ....

Congratulations to Israel for 
winning in 1st place!
๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽŠ
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
❗❗
๐Ÿพ
Congratulations to Singapore & USA 
for tying in 2nd place!
๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
❗๐Ÿฅˆ❗
❗❗
And congratulations to Germany 
for winning in 3rd place 
๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช
❗❗

Thanks to the countries that participated in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! ๐Ÿ          ๐Ÿ›ฃ️          ๐ŸŽ️

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