ONE-PERCENT WARRIOR

I started to watch this "Wear Masks 😷 And Practice Social Distancing And Don't Mind Us Allowing ILLEGALS & JIHADISTS Into Our Country While We Tell You To Stay Indoors To Avoid Getting Sick During The PLANdemic And To Remind You To Be Sure To Just Mail In Your 2024 Ballots In Next Year's Residential Selection For Ballot Stuffers And Ballot Mules To Fraudulently Collect Your Ballots For The Sake Of Your Own Health & Wellbeing" movie at predawn today, Saturday, June 22nd, 2024, in bed 🛏️ via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App.

Scene Commentaries:

BIRTH ....  👶

"I want to train my co-stars in "real action," and make a "100% Pure Action Film." 

"All they want is fantasy."

Assassination-jutsu  😬

The disillusionment of the once-famous Action Hero.  😕

After the introductory scenes, the Beginning Credits end at 00:13:42.  😐

The 1%er Teaser Poster.  😳

The Sakaguchi's 1% Wave Punch is the Japanese's answer to Bruce Lee's 1-inch Punch!  😎

The "Median Plane."  😂 😂 😂

I wonder if the abandoned island is the same one used in the James Bond SKYFALL movie?  🤔 

The Nutcracker Fight Dance Choreography!  😆 😆 😆

A stray bullet!  😲

"Film the whole thing." 

Arachnid.  😮

"I could kill you right now. But I won't. Know why? Because I'm an Action Film actor."  🤣 🤣 🤣 This is probably the best line that I have heard recently in the movies! 👌😁👍 They should add this to the list of Famous Movie Quotes❗

"Who are you?" Lady, how is he supposed to answer your question IF you kill him first❓🤷‍♂️❗🤦‍♂️❓ Duhh ....   🙄

Maria, the daughter of the late Chairman of the Kurokawa-kai Crime Syndicate.  😯

Two Tons Of (Fun) Cocaine!  😬

👉 🙂 👈!  😃

The Arachnid's Hit Squad led by Shishido.  😦

"Daddy ... I think you should watch out. Not even the real Jackie (Chan) could do this." 😶

"As it turns out, he was the real deal."  👌

Assassination-jutsu finally in action!  🍿👌🙂👍🥤

Close quarters engagement requires the use of handguns, seems to be the tactical message.   🤨

"Jackie? I think I prefer Bruce Lee."  😎

Why didn't Camera Guy introduce her to the 2 guys before he left to finish his job?  🤷‍♂️

Hey, wait a minute! This Action Guy read my April 25th, 2024 blog on ABIGAIL and used my "flashlight secret weapon" in the dark❗ Copycat martial artists, I swear❗😠❗

Wait a minute, part 2❗ How come the bad guys don't have flashlights❓🤷‍♂️❓

"Don't yell before you attack."  😁

One of them could just have tackled Sensei to the ground! And everyone of them could've just piled on top of him to immobilize him!! While Maria proceeded to hog-tie Sensei!!!  😕

"It's not just your father. You're the same."  😳

"So, he really was Jackie Chan." Dang, Bruce Lee ain't getting any respect here! It must be because he yells before he attacks.  😏

"Why are you guys hitting it off? This isn't an action flick, asshole."  😄

"Guys who hit girls are scum!"

The truth about Akira.  😮

"Real action film actors are strong."  😐

This action movie's more realistic approach to Fight Scenes is in line with my personal belief! 👌🙂👍

The late Sonny Chiba is to Quentin Tarantino just as Tak Sakaguchi is to Cine-Man❗Move over, Quentin! Cine-Man is now in Tinseltown ❗😎❗

This movie is a must-watch!  🍿👌🤓👍🥤

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There is currently a territorial dispute in a southern border town between 2 different kinds of ILLEGALS about who can dominate the Big US Government:

👉 https://youtu.be/4i6sdxmVs7M?si=jO4eieWJiGUmGCo1

Tidbits:

Here are the results of last night's walk:  🚶‍♂️

6.97 kilometers 

6.73 km

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Today, Saturday, June 22nd, 2024, I took my Saturn SC-1 to OCM Auto Repair for its scheduled 60K miles/96,561 km Maintenance. Its Odometer reading is presently at 60,627 miles/97,570 km. I brought it in at ~8:05 a.m.

I took this picture while I waited inside of 

the McDonald's where I had a large

cup of coffee. I asked for some 

creamer that they forgot to 

add in & I forgot about

'til after I drank the 

whole thing! 🤦‍♂️

Duhh .... 🥴

The scheduled maintenance work was done shortly after I took the picture, almost 2 hours after the shop owner, Omar, got in my car. I like this auto shop. They treat me very well. And they do good work!  Omar charges $140/hour for labor. My car was worked on for about 2 hours. So, for labor alone, I should have been charged $280! But The Total For The Whole Thing, PARTS & LABOR, Was Only $278.23❗👌🤑👍❗

I went to the Admiral Callaghan Lane Grocery Outlet Bargain Market to buy some groceries. I also bought a bottle of Dawn Dish Detergent because I read a tip on how to make one's own Dawn Powerwash!

I need to try this on a very stubborn 

popcorn grease stain on

my jeans! 👖 

They have a new checker. It is her 1st day of training, a trial by fire! I told her that it will get easier later on. 👌

When I got home, I wanted to spray some Belt Dressing on my car's Alternator Belt. I always make it a habit to do so after each Oil Change. But I left the Belt Dressing in my other car!  🤦‍♂️  I'll fetch it from my Hyundai Accent tomorrow. Lord, please don't turn me into a Decrepit, Dotard, pee-pad brandon!  🥺

In the meantime ...

I finally got around to putting Super

Glue to the base of the Rubber 

Hose that I slipped on my

car's antenna. I had to 

hold it in place for

5 minutes 'til

it dried.

I'm about to have my late breakfast now at 3:00 p.m.

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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners.  Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 

winning in 1st place!

🎉🎆🏆🎇🎊

🇭🇰🥇🇭🇰

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Congratulations to Israel for 

winning in 2nd place!

🇮🇱🥈🇮🇱

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Congratulations to the USA for 

winning in 3rd place!

🇺🇸🥉🇺🇲

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And congratulations to Germany 

for winning in 4th place!

🇩🇪🏅🇩🇪

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Thanks to the countries that took part in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish!  🏁          🛣️          🏎️

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GHOST PROJECT

I started to watch this movie at predawn today, Saturday, March 6th, 2024, in bed 🛏️ via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App.

Scene Commentaries:

If I were to get an electric scooter 🛴, this is the one that I'm interested in getting because it has a 27 mile ( 43.5 km ) range and speed, it can climb a 25° incline, it is water resistant and it has solid tires ( because I'd hate to be miles away from home and get a flat tire---It happened to me at a State Park 9 years ago on a brand new chy-nah made mountain 🚲 bike that I just bought at Wal-Mart an hour prior 😰 ):

It's perfect for city commuting because

it's neither slow nor too fast!

And I'm partial to the 

color 💙 blue.

Why would she park in a Dean's reserved parking spot especially if her "scholarship is hanging by a thread"? 🤷‍♂️

Why didn't the CSI impound the ghost detector since it was an evidence of a "crime"?

I do believe in ghosts--and then some! Because I've had many encounters with such entities my whole life.

There's a difference between a ghost and an imprint. Some ghosts are of the imprint kind. It's the kind of ghost whose physical counterpart met with a violent death but resisted the transition to the afterlife. They're dealing with malevolent imprints that they unwittingly freed from their physical constraints. Which is what haunted house horror movies are usually about!

Why is Alice wearing the Om pendant?  🤔

Is the Om symbol relevant to this 

movie or was the director only

trying to do away with the 

usual  horror  movie 

trope, the Cross?

That single ghost handling one or two books, I can believe. But how in heck did it manage to make a whole bunch of books go floating around in the air? 🤷‍♂️ A little, old ghost shouldn't have been able to lift him straight up into the air and throw him against the bookcase!  🤦‍♂️  And was there an IKEA for them to go to for a replacement bookcase late in the evening?  🤷‍♂️  And wasn't the owner of the house IN THE HOUSE when the bookcase was crashed?  🤷‍♂️ ❗🤦‍♂️

Yeah, sure. They wheeled out a victim in a body bag but only zipped up the top, in front of the looky-looks, once they were about to put the gurney in the ambulance! 🚑  🤦‍♂️ Give me a break ....   😒

"Mama ...?" I like this poignant scene. 🥲  Cue in Freddie Mercury.  😏

https://youtu.be/fJ9rUzIMcZQ?si=Ao_fi7uJYzdn-J82

And since mama and daughter were both supernaturally reunited and the mama did have the ability to manipulate physical objects, the daughter should have asked her happy mama for the winning numbers of the lottery before she either changed her mind or vanished back into thin air!  💵👌🤑👍💰

So, that's why she was wearing the Om pendant 'cause she was more than likely making plenty of that sound during the "celebration."  😉

If you're wondering why Sysop, the Asian dude, wasn't getting any "action," it's because Whollyweird is intimidated by the Asian Man's sex mojo which was cemented into their collective minds when the handsome, badass alpha Sessue Hayakawa, a Japanese Samurai guy, invaded Tinseltown and used his small wakizashi samurai "sword" to defeat male rivals to then go on and conquer and ravish weak-kneed white females, especially redheads--gotta respect someone who loves beautiful redheads! That was back in the day when "Safe Sex" wasn't practiced as much. 😏  Hey, Japan is densely populated for a reason, you know. 😜  They don't serve LIMP "Soba 🍜 Noodles" in Japan!  😁 😁 😁  Anyway, Hayakawa went on to get an Oscar nomination for his role as a Japanese officer in the 1957 movie, THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI.

"If we don't take this opportunity, someone else will." Yeah, like the guy who you stole the invention from! Hello ...? "The light is on, but no one's home" again.  😒

Fifty-five ghosts❗ 🤯 ❗ This is gonna be worse than the THIRTEEN GHOSTS ( 2001 ) movie with a female ghost sporting a pair of badly done Fake Boobs---It looks like you cannot take it with you unless it's a pair of Fake Boobies❗🤪❗

Just a click away from uploading it to the Internet. I hope that you have his password access for just in case!  😬

A worker just met with a violent death in that building and you walked into it alone? Hello, again  ....  🙄  Listen, girl, just because the cops 👉forgot👈 to put a Crime Scene Tape across the door doesn't mean that it's okay to venture around in it alone! 🤦‍♂️ And how long did it take for her to jog 🏃🏻‍♀️ to Mike's cabin in the woods instead of rushing her injured self to the hospital? 🏥 

Ahh, Mikey has his own little agenda after all!  🤨

Damn dem 5G towers❗😡❗

"(M)y butt's freezing 🥶 here."  Well, ghosts are very cold, you know. And DO I REALLY HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO YOU WHAT IS HAPPENING 👉IN👈YOUR POSTERIOR, SYSOP❓🤷‍♂️❗🤦‍♂️❓🤷‍♂️❗🤦‍♂️❓🤷‍♂️❗

It looks like little Billy misplaced his tricycle:

Do you see what happens, Billy, if

you go and play in a bully's 

playground without 

getting invited?

So, don't come crying

to me about it! 

Alice in Nether Land.

All that they had to do was to flip on all of the lights in the building and the ghosts would have ran away like how a cockroach 🪳 does when the lights are on and someone's home!  🙃

Except for a few hiccups, this 2023 movie might have done well on the Big Screen!

There's an extended Bonus Scene in the Ending Credits.

I've been mulling over a horror movie script about getting rid of one particular imprinted ghost. It's a Horror Comedy.

Tidbit:

I was invited to attend a one year anniversary for a late Aunt today somewhere over an hour's commute from my place. But I have been having vision problems recently because of my old pair of eyeglasses. I haven't yet scheduled myself for an appointment with an optometrist since I've been juggling too many things recently. I have had close calls with driving in heavy traffic, evening traffic and/or inclement weather traffic! I hope that my brother let our cousins know why I couldn't attend. 🤞

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Here are the winners of today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race. Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 

winning in 1st place!

🎉🎆🏆🎇🎊

🇭🇰🥇🇭🇰

❗❗

🍾

Congratulations to the USA for 

winning in 2nd place!

🇺🇸🥈🇺🇲

❗❗

Congratulations to Israel for 

winning in 3rd place!

🇮🇱🥉🇮🇱

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Congratulations to Canada for 

winning in 4th place!

🇨🇦🏅🇨🇦

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Congratulations to Germany & Honduras

for rounding up the top 5!

🇩🇪🎖️🇭🇳

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Thanks to all of the countries that actively took part in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish.

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