Showing posts with label attack of the killer tomatoes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label attack of the killer tomatoes. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 30, 2024

ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES ( 1977 )

I watched this pre-PLANdemic movie at predawn today, Tuesday, July 30th, 2024, in bed ๐Ÿ›️ via my cellphone's ๐Ÿคณ TUBI Streaming App.



Scene Commentaries:

I really wasn't interested in seeing this movie when it first came out in 1977. My classmates who went to see it really liked it. But it seemed senseless to me. The Friday late night KTVU Channel 2's Creature Feature Movies host, the late Bob Wilkins, would sometimes talk about it by himself or with a guest on his show.

Back then, TV stations turned off at 12:30 or at 1:00 a.m. with the playing of the National Anthem; and would come back on at 6:00 a.m. with the latest news. There were 4 late night shows that kids tuned to either on the VHF Channels or the UHF Channels. They were Creature Features; Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark; some Blonde woman's show ( I can't remember her name ) and Kung Fu Theater. I'd check on the other 3 if there was no good, scary movie to see on Creature Features. And back then, TV shows were all free to watch since the advertisers funded the TV stations through ad placements. Ahh, the good ole days of crappy, fuzzy TV reception.  ๐Ÿ‘ด

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A National Emergency Meeting:

๐Ÿ™„

"Which we are confident will result in the ultimate destruction of the enemy." Dr. Nakitofa, in an English dubbed speech.  ๐Ÿ˜

Good one by the Japanese doctor in
sinking the USS Arizona! ๐Ÿ‘

"Technically, sir, tomatoes are fags. 'He means, fruits.'" ๐Ÿ˜„ 

"There's a little jap in the air. 'You mean, nip.'" ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Carter was just the DEMON-crats' 
appetizer before the super-
sized brandon meal
was  served!

The DEMON-crats' press secretary back then is the same kind of lying, shameless lowlife that this current ODDministration has❗

I think I know the likely inspiration for this movie:

>from Wikipedia<
This came to mind during the "cop
car being attacked by killer
tomatoes" scene!

"And in other news ..." 

๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️❗๐Ÿคท‍♂️

"You, you go disguise yourself as a tomato and infiltrate their camp."  ๐Ÿ˜’

Why does New York look suspiciously like San Francisco?  ๐Ÿง

And is that Alcatraz Island 
in the background?

The blind ๐Ÿฆฏ traffic cop!  ๐Ÿ˜ณ

A Cherry Tomato.  ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

A PR ad campaign.  ๐Ÿ™„

All these years, I never really knew
what the STP acronym stood
for. Now, I know! ๐Ÿ™‚

"Jesus Christ for Technicron."  ๐Ÿ˜ฒ  The 1977 Sacrilege begat the 2024 Blasphemy❗๐Ÿ˜ˆ❗

Wait a minute. That attempted assassination scene involving innocent bystander victims is from, or inspired, another movie! ๐Ÿคจ I just can't seem to place it. But this Tomatoes movie may have inspired the funnier 1980 movie, AIRPLANE. ๐Ÿค” 

It seems that nyc has been a festering ulcer for almost 50 years running!  ๐Ÿคจ


"Will somebody please pass the ketchup." ๐Ÿคญ


It's not a battle cry, more like a battle song. Ehh ... whatever. 'Close enough!  ๐Ÿ˜

Obnoxious, pestering reporter!  ๐Ÿ˜’

Car chase!  ๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️

"No man sits closer to power than the Press Secretary to the President of the United States."  ๐Ÿ˜ณ  You mean to say that ....  ๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️



Kinda like brandon before he
stole  the  election  on
his third try.



The Love ๐Ÿ‘ฉ‍❤️‍๐Ÿ’‹‍๐Ÿ‘จ Duet.

This PG Rated comedy movie is aimed at teens and young adults.

Whereas DEAD SUSHI is an R Rated comedy movie for older adults.

Tidbits:

The piece of history that is glaringly missing in this movie simply by its omission is the trendy '70s Men's Leisure suits!

Chicks Digged It! ๐Ÿ˜‰
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I went to Fairfield, CA to watch 2 or 3 movies on the Big Screen today.  ๐Ÿ™‚

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I would be foolish to mock Christianity if I were a fat, Extra Large lesbo like this one:


Because, of the 3 monotheistic religions, only Christianity allows for the eating of Pork❗And this unctuous swine of a lesbo looks ready to be spit-roasted, if IT identifies as such❗๐Ÿท❗Its "wokeness" really did a good job of fattening itself up as the corpulent sacrificial centerpiece❗๐Ÿคค❗๐Ÿ˜‹❗๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

Hey, barbara butch! You're in the wrong venue.
It's the Olympics, not The OZEMPIC
MUKBANG  GAMES❗

Massive power outage in Paris, France because of the Blasphemous opening ( the portals of Hell ) ceremony❓

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/2ztmApjAfgY?si=FS2CnfkzN1hlO4SH

2012 Olympic Opening Ceremony:

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/_ZdDMNA5zIU?si=Oz1kcZljORB2Brlj

1992 Olympics Opening Ceremony:

๐Ÿ‘‰https://youtu.be/lYUmI5phGjM?si=X3xLDYplLftpKVs5

Now, they have issued an apology ❗❓I shall accept their apology IF they BLASPHEME islam now that France is overrun by such JIHADIST INVADERS❗❗❗ That is how they will prove to me and the rest of the Judeo-Christian World that they are Sincere and Contrite about their issuance of such an "apology"❗

But It Was All A Deliberate Attack On Christianity and, worse, on God❗And God CAN NOT BE MOCKED❗๐Ÿ˜ก❗

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://www.facebook.com/reel/843389644399836?mibextid=9drbnH

SO, APOLOGY ๐Ÿ‘‰NOT๐Ÿ‘ˆ ACCEPTED❗



That's Libertardism for you❗

The Rabbi Jonathan Cahn's warning to brandon last year.

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/yDaECVmd2gk?si=0qLI8cOdllLfptnD

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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners. Drumroll  ๐Ÿฅ  please ....

Congratulations to Singapore for 
winning in 1st place!
๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽŠ
๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ
❗❗
๐Ÿพ
Congratulations to the USA for 
winning in 2nd place!
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
❗❗
Congratulations to Israel for 
winning in 3rd place!
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
❗❗
And congratulations to Germany 
for winning in 4th place!
๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช
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Thanks to the countries that participated in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! ๐Ÿ       ๐Ÿ›ฃ️       ๐ŸŽ️

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Monday, July 29, 2024

DEAD SUSHI ( 2012 )

I started to watch this pre-PLANdemic movie at predawn today, Monday, July 29th, 2024, in bed ๐Ÿ›️ via my cellphone's ๐Ÿคณ TUBI Streaming App.

Rated R for Violence & Nudity

Scene Commentaries:

It has been a year since Karate Girl worked at the multiplex cinema. She needed a change in scenery and a new fresh start. And nothing is fresher than RAW Sushi❗

Since this movie is made in 2012, I cannot help but wonder if this movie is parodying the hit 2011 documentary movie, JIRO DREAMS OF SUSHI.  ๐Ÿค”  If it's at all possible, I might just go to Jiro's restaurant in Tokyo someday and try his Sushis. ๐Ÿฃ

It's on TUBI, by the way.
I saw it on TUBI 
years ago.
 
"You smell like a woman ... which only adds to the fish smell. You'll never be a Sushi Chef."  I believe that there's a tongue-in-cheek joke embedded in this one!  ๐Ÿ˜†

The mean waitresses!  Or should I say, Mean Girls, Japanese edition❗๐Ÿ˜ ❗

No one treats my Karate Girl like 
this and expects to get
away  with  it❗
๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ

Bwah, ha, ha, ha, ha.  ๐Ÿ˜‚
Yeah, right ....  ๐Ÿ˜

Just let it out, man.
She smells like 
๐Ÿ  fish!๐ŸŸ
๐Ÿ˜œ

If it's good enough for a dumpster diving bum,

then it's good enough for me! ๐Ÿ‘

Jiro would be having nightmares of Sushi if he sees this movie!  ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ

Oops, I spoke too soon❗๐Ÿ˜ฌ❗This is Jiro's nightmare, part 1:


The Sushi Chef touching his sushi fingers all over the hostess's lips is Jiro's nightmare, part 2:


What the 

Hey, that's my Karate Girl that 
you're HER-assing!

'Sorry. Now, back to Jiro's nightmares ....

The "master" chef's art of sushi making.

They sure are very strict about 
how  sushi  is  made.

I wonder what the Japanese 
think about the sushi that
are served at Chinese 
buffet restaurants?

The unfathomable obsession with sushi can ...

be summed up in 
just one word:
ADDICTION!

Jiro's nightmare, part 3:

This is more fun to watch than
Jiro Dreams Of Sushi!

Jiro's nightmare, part 4:

Obviously, it is directed at all of those 
know-nothing rich & famous trend
chasers who fawn over Jiro's 
world-famous Sushi! ๐Ÿ˜

Jiro's nightmare, part 5:

Down with the sushi chef,
out with the secret!
๐Ÿคฃ  ๐Ÿคฃ  ๐Ÿคฃ

Jiro's nightmare, part 6:

Undressing a patron while beating 
up the other patrons❗
๐Ÿ˜   ๐Ÿ˜   ๐Ÿ˜
When Hairy Meets Sushi ๐Ÿ˜œ
When my Karate Girl takes
one for a spin  ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Domo Arigato!
๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚
Don't be trying to earn some
"Brownie Points" from
my Karate Girl!
๐Ÿ˜ค   ๐Ÿ˜ 

The former scientist employee.  ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

"Squid Sushi. Your strength has dwindled."  ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

"My butt!"  ๐Ÿคข
๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

Jiro's nightmare, part 7:

Fatty Tuna Sushi that has
quite a Bite!  ๐Ÿ˜ง
Attack  Of  The  Killer  Sushis❗
A Japanese remake of the 
Attack Of The Killer
Tomatoes   ๐Ÿ… 
This gives meaning to the 
term, Food Erotica!
( Sitophilia )
When an opportunity comes,
Carpe Diem  ๐Ÿ˜œ
Or Not!

"Sorry for the inconvenience."  ๐Ÿ˜„

French Kissers, pay close attention:
This is the Japanese ๐Ÿฅš Version.
Hey, I made a rhyme! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

If you know Sushi like
I know Sushi.  ๐Ÿ™ƒ

Ahh ... excuse me, that door handle is literally dripping in Caustic Acid!  ๐Ÿ˜’

Jiro's nightmare, part 8: Body Sushi ๐Ÿ‘€ 

But I am not really sure if it 
deserves such a derision!
๐Ÿ˜‰
Risus  Sardonicus,
Cephalopod 
style.
๐Ÿค“

How many bullets are in that gun❓

Jiro's nightmare, part 9:

๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿคฃ

Jiro's nightmare, part 10:

Now, the Sushis are copulating❗
You can say that again!  ๐Ÿ™„
๐Ÿคช

Alfred Hitchcock's THE BIRDS ( 1963 ) ain't got nothing on ....

The Flying Sushis!

Jiro's nightmare, part 11: Roast Sushi


He has a good point: ๐Ÿ‘‡


Jiro's nightmare, part 12:

๐Ÿ˜ƒ  ๐Ÿ˜„  ๐Ÿ˜

Jiro's nightmare, part 13:

"My God ... they're beautiful.

Hah, I knew it❗๐Ÿค“❗

Don't mess with a Sushi Chef ...

Unless the chef isn't Japanese. ๐Ÿ˜‰

As I'm sure, you've heard of the expression, "Fight fire with fire." 

Well, this movie calls for  ...

Jiro's nightmare, part 14:

Fighting Sushi with Sushi!  ๐Ÿคช

Jiro's nightmare, part 15:

๐Ÿ˜„  ๐Ÿ˜„  ๐Ÿ˜„

Jiro's nightmare, part 16:

A battleship?!?!?!  ๐Ÿคฏ

Jiro's nightmare, part 17:

A chicken tasting Sushi!  ๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️

Jiro's nightmare, part 18:

Fighting against Sushi and be
forever fed-up with it! ๐Ÿคท‍♂️

Jiro's nightmare, part 19:

A bold New Competition!  ๐Ÿ’ช

There are Outtakes during the Ending Credits.


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This ranks as my Karate ๐Ÿฅ‹ Girl's BEST ACTION MOVIE EVER❗๐Ÿ˜❗

You would have to have seen JIRO DREAMS OF SUSHI to truly appreciate this off-beat dark comedy that irreverently dismantles the art of sushi making! I can just imagine Jiro's reaction to this send-up to his documentary movie.  ๐Ÿ˜

This movie would pair well with the JIRO DREAMS OF SUSHI or ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES as a Double Feature, depending on your mood!  ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅค

Here's a Sushi article from somewhere in my state:

 ๐Ÿ‘‰ https://www.sfgate.com/food/article/bay-area-grocery-sushi-sale-19585100.php

Tidbits:

pro-Ham๐Ÿ‘‰ASS QueerDos for FAKEstenia mocked Christianity❗๐Ÿคฌ❗

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/klJzR_IFlbY?si=6HDVafW0X7w9Pkgh

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/Kga4p7Ujo8M?si=Anu5_ZCJ9jn2EA9s

Athletes were not allowed to represent their faith but were encouraged to mock God❗๐Ÿคฌ❗

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/CefuwWEDKg4?si=2S4zKl9zXvOLERNv

God will not be Mocked❗๐Ÿ˜ก❗

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/2ztmApjAfgY?si=srZqiIi7CAGploI_


I'll accept their apology only after they mock islam in the same way! Let's see how that turns out for them since they are now overrun by JIHADISTS in France❗๐Ÿ˜ ❗๐Ÿ˜ก❗๐Ÿคฌ❗

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Visiting an abortion clinic to make sure that future black US Citizen babies are aborted BUT opening the Southern Border to let in anchor ⚓ baby poppers to replace the DEMON-crat Plantation's run-away black slaves IS NOT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT, official or otherwise❗

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/IRzb7lBi4Qo?si=7Er6jGA3u9icf4-A

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/ggpN5nUYks0?si=V6Aiu4CTDjJoMBaj

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/w3pFfnwdwJw?si=hwNnRl5pXiGBv7TM


๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/xiDVeiG1zC0?si=aMLI0ctMU7_h5WQU

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/MxvaeofZv3E?si=OgYDl0E96ggBYFn0

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/4KBCJKTPl9k?si=SB1F1GmWEjOTxHo-

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/bHlb0z1vZm8?si=aDEa3N9RZ37RV4-g

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Creating "reasonable doubt":

๐Ÿ‘‡ https://www.facebook.com/100053289824158/posts/pfbid02T5rENa6pAjoCxfw6YnrK4aAQNJXmaoJ637RXxyir25hQPtwGn8YsegxRWjfby6Vsl/?mibextid=CDWPTG

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It takes a non-human to know something inhuman:

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://www.facebook.com/reel/2157808881257738?mibextid=9drbnH

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Here are my walking results from yesterday:

7.58 kilometers 
7.31 km
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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners. Drumroll ๐Ÿฅ please ....

Congratulations to Singapore for 
winning in 1st place!
๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‡๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ†๐ŸŽŠ
๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ
❗❗
๐Ÿพ
Congratulations to the USA for 
winning in 2nd place!
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
❗❗
Congratulations to Israel for 
winning in 3rd place!
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
❗❗
And congrats to Germany & Italy for 
both tying in 4th place!
๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น
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Thanks to the countries that participated in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! ๐Ÿ       ๐Ÿ›ฃ️       ๐ŸŽ️

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