Showing posts with label idiosyncratic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label idiosyncratic. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 9, 2024

THE AVERAGES ( 2023 )

I started to watch this "Wear Masks ๐Ÿ˜ท And Practice Social Distancing And Don't Mind Us Allowing ILLEGALS & JIHADISTS Into Our Country While We Tell You To Stay Indoors To Avoid Getting Sick During The ๐Ÿ‘‰Planned Introduction Of A New PLANdemic Virus Variant๐Ÿ‘ˆ Which Is About To Be Released And To Remind You To Be Sure Next Year To Just Mail-In Your 2024 Residential Selection Ballots For The Ballot Stuffers And Ballot Mules To Fraudulently Collect Them For The Sake Of Your Own Health & Wellbeing" movie tonight ๐ŸŒ†, Monday, July 8th, 2024, in bed ๐Ÿ›️ via my cellphone's ๐Ÿคณ TUBI Streaming App.



Scene Commentaries:

John Wig.  ๐Ÿ˜  Any relation to Kirsten Wiig, perhaps?

When your magic hammer gets the wrong message about what you need ๐ŸŒฝ for your butthole ❗

The Morning After confession.  ๐Ÿ˜ณ

"You're not crazy, really. You're just ... unique!" In another way, she's just a horny, Idiosyncratic woman.  ๐Ÿ˜’

"I think she's a f()€king kleptomaniac!"  ๐Ÿ˜€

"I'm so tired of all these special snowflakes!" ❄️❄️❄️ I would be, too! Please, teach your little brats not to rain ( reign? ) on someone else's little brat's parade❗๐Ÿคจ❗ It's hard to be a conservative in a liberal #d.i.e. enclave!๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️! This is why I avoid mingling with my neighbors because they're mostly liberals❗๐Ÿ™„❗

"This is a low budget film, and the producer didn't hire a sound guy to be on the set today, so we need to talk like this." Because SAG-AFTRA Says That Speaking Parts Need To Be Paid Per Word And The Cheap Producer Refused To Budget For It❗๐Ÿค‘❗


Movie Plot Summary:

Superhero Thorn wakes up, uses the toilet ๐Ÿšฝ, goes outside, writes about the everyday lives of ordinary people and meets with his 2 teammates, Sergeant America & Blount Widow for another heroic adventure. The End! 

( And somebody needs to tell Sargeant America that he's wearing a Puerto ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท Rican jersey shirt! Ahh, now that I mentioned it ....  ๐Ÿ˜ )

I forced myself to watch this movie so you guys won't have to❗

Tidbits:

My Left Foot was still tender from my sandpapering my Calluses smooth. I took the rest of the day off from walking around.

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Right on cue---Just in time this election year for yet another ๐Ÿ™„ PLANdemic ๐Ÿ‘‰variant๐Ÿ‘ˆ to come in, via the Open Borders BECAUSE THE CONvid VACCINE DOESN'T WORK❗๐Ÿคฌ❗

๐Ÿ‘‡https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/494538483247091/?mibextid=9drbnH


I'd like to see this "woke" #d.i.e. hospital staff do humanitarian work and hand-out "vaccines" in gaza:


๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/PFSO36EK3Ho?si=MxEYTHhe_gJocmIK


TV is not called "The IDIOT Box" for nothing:


๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/MEEjwxUMcIY?si=A5XnDBnKUjJk_mHT


Courtesy of the illegitimate, illegal ODDministration ....


๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/o0OstfLURuU?si=vuH4ALnbmrzYTwOw


Lyin' biden ....


๐Ÿ‘‡https://www.facebook.com/100088161277094/videos/1273683100275141/?mibextid=CDWPTG


๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/0NKLfJuJ1lQ?si=s_6Po8D58Jw_9Qqz


This is what is obviously happening not just to Australia but also to New Zealand, Europe, the United States, Canada and Israel❗ Like I said once before, Never Have Them Guilt-Shame You Into Surrendering Your Own Countries! And when it comes time for "it", Teach The ๐Ÿ‘‰INVADERS๐Ÿ‘ˆ Their Last Hard Lesson In Life:


๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/vYvwLalk1QQ?si=D9QPv7yN4ZA3URv7


This lying elder abuser "doctor" has no business campaigning for the ( UNFIT FOR THE PRESIDENTIAL OFFICE ) Traitorous, Treasonous, Dangerous, Decrepit, Dotard, Poopy-Pants, Pee-Pad, Pervy, Sniffy-Sniff, PUKE-rainian, Foreign Agent, chy-nah joe beijing❗๐Ÿ˜ ❗๐Ÿ˜ก❗๐Ÿคฌ❗


๐Ÿ‘‰ https://wrestling-edge.com/jill-biden-explodes-at-reporters-at-coffee-shop/


25th Amendment his sorry ass out, along with the reasoning-impaired "word ๐Ÿฅ— salad, black," participation awardee, illegal alien bj kammy ❗ ๐Ÿคฌ ❗ 


๐Ÿ‘‰ https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/835914764764035/?mibextid=CDWPTG


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I'm in-between watching 2 movies right now here at the Regal Edwards Fairfield & I-Max in Fairfield, CA.

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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners.  Drumroll ๐Ÿฅ please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 
winning in 1st place!
๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‡๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ†๐ŸŽŠ
๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ
❗❗
๐Ÿพ
Congratulations to Israel for
winning in 2nd place!
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
❗❗
Congratulations to the USA for 
winning in 3rd place!
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
❗❗
And congratulations to Germany 
for winning 4th place!
๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช
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Let's all give ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑIsrael๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ a warm Welcome Back!  ๐Ÿค—

Thanks to the countries that participated in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish!  ๐Ÿ          ๐Ÿ›ฃ️          ๐ŸŽ️

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Friday, July 5, 2024

GET SMART'S BRUCE AND LLOYD: OUT OF CONTROL

I started to watch this movie at predawn today, Friday, July 5th, 2024, in bed ๐Ÿ›️ via my cellphone's ๐Ÿคณ TUBI Streaming App.

When  Agents  99  and  86  are
too busy trying to prevent 
World Annihilation.

This spin-off movie was released 
in the  same year as  the remake 
of  the  '60s TV show,  Get Smart.


Scene Commentaries:

Optical Camouflage Technology.  ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

"Sorry about that!"  "No problem."  ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

"I'm gonna call you back on a landline."  ๐Ÿคข

The Static Electricity.  ๐Ÿ’ก 

"Dang, I've gotten so bad at this game."  ๐ŸŽฎ 

"We're gonna die! Wait a minute. Why is my life not flashing before my eyes? You're mother's right. I have no life!"  ๐Ÿ˜†

"That wasn't my fault."  ๐Ÿ˜

"We're working on a beer-based solvent. It's very technical."   ๐Ÿ˜’

" Four hours later ...."   ๐Ÿ˜•

"Sir, you have to press the button again to turn it off."  ๐Ÿ“ด 

"A small angry nation sandwiched between Paraguay and Uruguay. Don't ask why."  ๐Ÿ˜‰

"If I go down, you go down on me."  ๐Ÿ™ƒ

Hymie, the Robot.   ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

"You're being ridiculous. After they kill us, they can't torture us."   ๐Ÿ˜€

"Hello, I'm Isabella."  ๐Ÿ˜

"I thought twins were supposed to have an emotional bond."  ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

"I can see your nipples."   ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜

"Are you hitting on me?"  ๐Ÿ˜˜

No Socks, No Service!   ๐Ÿง

Is that a Mercedes Benz 240D? ๐Ÿ˜ฏ If it is, it's an underpowered BUT Super Reliable, long-lasting model. There are a few examples of it still running strong even with over 1 million miles/1,609,344 kilometers on the Odometer❗๐Ÿ‘❗

The SPECIFIC Anti-Odor Pheromone!  ๐Ÿ˜†

"I didn't say it was a bad smell. It's unique, distinctive ... idiosyncratic."   ๐Ÿคข

"And in 15 years, he gives me nothing of value except some sort of engine that runs on water. Hello? That's what gasoline is for."

"Please tell Bruce I speak Chinese."  ๐Ÿ˜„

The stench permeating the laboratory."  ๐Ÿคฎ

" They're not cheap. They're Oakleys!"  ๐Ÿค‘

"Your smell, which you don't have."  ๐Ÿ˜

The glass of wine. ๐Ÿท 

"Alcohol Neutralization Solution"  ๐Ÿ˜Ž

๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜Ž

"I will help you, for my father."  ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

"Uh, those were my breasts."  ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

"He's pretty much dead!"  ๐Ÿ˜ต

"The usual way--bribery, murder and the free elections sponsored by the United States."  ๐Ÿค

What a way to get rejected by the object of your lustful desire❗๐Ÿ˜ฅ❗

"36 years never got a party, never got a bag."  ๐Ÿ˜ 

"You look like an infant."  ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป

"You guys are sick. I'm telling mom."  ๐Ÿ˜ง

"This is like the ocean."  ๐Ÿ˜’

There are Outtakes during the Ending Credits. Hymie the Robot's scene is the funniest!  ๐Ÿคฃ

IMHO, they should have shown this simultaneously on the Big Screen when the GET SMART ( 2008 ) remake was being shown. It would have made for a perfect light-hearted, Double-Billed event!  Especially with Anne Hathaway as Agent 99 in a Cameo Scene! ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅค

Also, in an early scene, Terry Crews does a Cameo appearance as Agent 91.

Tidbits:

I decided against doing my walk this July 4th. From around 7:00 p.m., I started to hear fireworks and some gunshots. It peaked at around 9:30 or so. But the fireworks and a few gunshots still pierced the night sky every now and then. This year's fireworks and gunshots are more than those of previous years! I didn't want to take a chance and venture out on such an evening. Sporadic fireworks continued on 'til around 1:45 a.m.  ๐Ÿ˜•

This July 4th "fireworks gone bad" is from last year:


๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/Jt_hzRd7BNs?si=VZh1jcrFrS6lHlKi


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Today, July 5th, I decided to try my homemade DIY Dawn Powerwash to get rid of the Popcorn ๐Ÿฟ Grease Stain on the lap of my jeans!๐Ÿ‘– 

The Test Result:
⬇️
But 3 stain spots--marked in red--appeared!
The Left Side just got pretreated. I was
about to do the exact same kind of
treatment on the Right Side. 
It seemed to have worked. But my jeans
will need to be presoaked for a much
longer time for treatment when
I use my spray once again.

I Hate Popcorn Grease❗๐Ÿคฌ❗


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I'm getting ready to go and do some errands after I post this blog.  ๐Ÿ˜•

I'm glad that I don't have to tolerate Southern Weather❗๐Ÿฅถ❗๐Ÿฅต❗


๐Ÿ‘‰ https://www.facebook.com/itisasouthernthing/videos/1012897237240803/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v


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On a sad note, Hitler is really having a bad day today❗☹️❗


๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/W84TjyKQBO4?si=xZxtrZ-bV4CDQF4w


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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners.  Drumroll ๐Ÿฅ please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 
winning in 1st place!
๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‡๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ†๐ŸŽŠ
๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ
❗❗
๐Ÿพ
Congratulations to the USA for 
winning in 2nd place!
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
❗❗
Congratulations to China for 
winning in 3rd place!
๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ
❗❗
And congrats to Germany & Italy 
for tying in 4th place!
๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น
❗❗
❗

For as long as the Flag Icons are not corrected, I will just have to call someone out on it! Oops, I just found it!  ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘ˆ

Note: I accidentally deleted the 5:04 p.m. result of the 24-Hour Race! But the winners and their relative positions are still the same❗

Thanks to the countries that participated in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish!  ๐Ÿ          ๐Ÿ›ฃ️          ๐ŸŽ️

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