RISE OF THE BLACK BAT ( 2012 )

I started to watch this pre-PLANdemic movie at predawn today, Saturday, September 7th, 2024, in bed 🛏️ via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App.

Wrong guy on the poster!  👎

Scene Commentaries:

Wait a minute! If he's blind 🦯, why does he need

Eye Holes for his mask?  🤷‍♂️

I mean, he could totally "rock it" with just the White areas where his eyes should be; just like how masked guys are depicted in the comic books!  🤓

Or he could opt for a pair of this googly eyes:

This ought to really distract 

the bad guys!  😜

I'd better send off a memo to DareDevil!  🤪

Excuse me, guy. But do you have a permit to drive while blind? Did you ever consider getting a seeing-eye dog 🦮 that was trained to be a chauffeur?  😃

Who's gonna read all of that stuff that

you have stashed on your

car's visor?

It'd better be in Braille!  😏

It sure didn't take you long to brush 🪥 your teeth! I counted ~30 seconds❗🤨❗ That's ¼ of the time that it should take for your Upper & Lower Teeth to get brushed!  

Somebody left the lights on!  😒

You could just have called on the phone 📱 instead of snuck into a stranger's house in the middle of the night❗🤦‍♂️❓🤷‍♂️

"I can't see!"  😑

The very least that they could've done 

was to do a simple Internet search 

on acid burn victims ❗😕❗

But that's just me stating 

the obvious. 😏

The "people talking indistinctly" better be paid by the word, according to SAG-AFTRA Rules!  😁

The "proposition".  😶

Dang, that's 2 people in a row who owe DA Tony Quinn a really deep Debt of Gratitude❗😆❗

Not to be racist, but why do all of the "Oriental Doctors" look White?  🤷‍♂️  They could've hired me, Cine-Man, for cheap!  🤑

You know, I hate to be the bearer of Common Sense. But if your eyes are healed, you should be able to perceive the difference between light and dark even with the bandage on!  🤨

"Silk, can you turn off the lights completely? ..." 

Your experiment better not have anything 

to do with groping Carol's boobies 

in the dark because you will 

not get away with it! 

Your undercover disguise makes you 

stick out like some disco-hopping

guy from the early '80s!  😆

This guy is wearing a T-shirt with the 

logo from the 2010 movie,

Avenging Guardians.

Speaking of which, the mask is the 

same one! Even the superhero 

guy is the same, in a

cameo role! 🧐

If his eyes are too sensitive to light,

he  should  be  wearing  a  pair

of wraparound sunglasses!

'Just sayin', that's all.

The bikini contest sure is a whole lot of filler scene. And I'm not talking about Lip fillers, Boob fillers and Butt fillers! I'm talking about 10 meandering minutes long!  🤦‍♂️

Black Bat dude, can I interest you in some ...

Extended Mag clips?  🙂

You know, if you pop pills, it's gonna take some time for it to take effect. Count on a minimum of 30 minutes. Of course, this movie will have been over by then!  😄

Or you can just get the parts needed

to assemble Ghost Guns & Rifles 

with no serial numbers!

Don't ask me how I know. Just remember 

what I said twice before, I do all of 

the necessary hard work so

that you don't have to!

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Black Bat could go low tech and DIY some crude bombs 🧨 for use against the bad guys! It would distract and scare them especially if they're hiding around a corner.  😀

Hello, I don't see any bullet hits or any ricochets!  🙄

Now, he's sounding like Christian Bale's Batman. 😒

Actually, they're repurposed. They're from 

the movie, Avenging Force: The Scarab

aka Avenging  Guardians, 2010. You

might have even seen it yourself!

One of the sleazy guys even got

a  Souvenir  T-Shirt!    👕 

He does have dynamite 🧨 sticks, after all!  🤦‍♂️

The "air whooshes" scenes bothered my eyes! 🙈  I just couldn't take any more of it. Thank God the movie's over!  😆

I have a co-worker who told me that 

Batman originally carried guns.

I think that he mistook Black

Bat for the Batman.  😕

This mask would look great with

a pair of googly eyes! 👀 

I really need to slap some Common Sense into the heads of the 2 writers who wrote the moviescript❗🧐❗

I wondered why the Black Bat 🦇 looks like Batman. Now, I know!  🤓 There's also The Phantom who also resembles Batman but without the cape! At least, the Black Bat has the common decency to wear his underwear on the inside!  🤣  🤣  🤣

👉 https://renaramblesaboutcomics.tumblr.com/post/122066181419/batman-1940-2011-600-whos-the-black-bat/amp

Hey, wait a minute. This movie is just a "Racial Appropriation" remake❗😤❗

Tidbits:

I had to call my credit card provider to get their address to send a cheque payment to before the deadline. 

I still had over 34 minutes to spare 

before the mail got collected.

I went to the intersection where an anti-donut/burning rubber  barrier 🚧 was installed recently:

Down the slope of this street about 50

yards/meters  is  the  Post Office  on

the right and the Grocery Outlet

Bargain Market on the left.

I had a hard time putting my car key in the ignition. It never happened before. I had to finally force it in! Tomorrow, I'll spray some Lock Grease in the ignition. Hopefully, that will do the trick❗ 👌

I went to the Grocery Outlet Bargain Market to buy some groceries. And I bought eight 4.0 oz ( 113 g ) bags of Blue Diamond Bold Wasabi & Soy Sauce flavored Almonds to fill-up my empty almonds jar. 

The jar only has enough room for 6 of the bags.

It gives me a good feeling to grab

My Nuts every single day!  ☺️

Here are yesterday's walking results:

5.54 kilometers 

5.33 km

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"It's all fun and games until ..." a Stud Horse decides to do what it's supposed to do❗🤪❗

👉 https://www.facebook.com/culturacolectivaplus/videos/1912883569194400/?mibextid=CDWPTG

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This is what I have to put up with in the sanctuary/reparations city where I live in ❗🤬❗

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/S5b18lDFIJA?si=pPyaIkE8M5TsIybc

And this is what I have to put up with in the sanctuary/reparations state of CLUSTERFUCKNIA ❗🤬❗

👉 https://www.newsweek.com/migrants-cbp-one-app-california-residence-1946837

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The ILLEGALS in Aurora are running a "protection money" racket and are ILLEGALLY Squatting on vacant units❗🤬❗

👉 https://youtu.be/y4OtOoqUER0?si=Z4P452JE0GVFfv_k

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Swifties For Trump is real👌❗👍

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/v3SJWPJqPfw?si=2MDkzDFVc8tmMQqD

A Gen Z soy-boy WOKE UP and now will vote for Pres. Trump❗👍

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/oeGS9z244co?si=Tu7zkgEdNnTekkdk

tampon tim accused Pres. Trump of the things that the DEMON-crats do❗🤬❗

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/mYc08EFcqmQ?si=iVFzR4JhOHTAo7vG

bj kammy has no explanation for why she changed her mind on Fracking and on Healthcare.

👉 https://rumble.com/v5dnff1-anchor-immediately-regrets-inviting-vivek-on-cnn-as-he-exposes-kamala-fully.html

They're fed up with bj kammy's giggling and her association with Dangerous, Decrepit, Dotard, Poopy-pants, Pee-pad, Pervy, Sniffy-Sniff, Foreign Agent, chy-nah joe beijing ❗ 

👉 https://youtu.be/f84LWm123PM?si=IAnRXNZA3vde_180

No matter which one you switch to, the poopy 💩 smell 🤢 doesn't change at all❗

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This  seems  like  it  is  only

just underestimating

Trump's Lead!

A Brazen form of Election Interference slated for the week before the 2024 Presidential Election in November ❗ 🤬 🤬 

👉 https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/1917966005381079/?mibextid=CDWPTG

A Perversion of Justice, and Nonsense❗🤬❗

👇 https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/381557251485700/?mibextid=CDWPTG

They really want to imprison Pres. Trump❗🤬❗

👉 https://youtu.be/8xz8Zf0L8wQ?si=iGL69sdgxqxffJJ8

An update on the assassination attempt on Pres. Trump and why the fbi had the body cremated to hide the shameful evidence of a set-up:

👉 https://youtu.be/aYMKgSbM594?si=pA5rR7RVpYAaBiKY

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No matter what side a soldier is on, they all bleed the same. If they're forced to surrender, they should do so without hesitation! There's no shame in surrendering when you're not the ones who declared war in the 1st place❗

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/xq22YiieBYU?si=sLGYQ50XXfErFy-u

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Famous TV guy converts to islam and joins a terrorist sleeper cell❗🤯❗

👉 https://youtu.be/ZV-21hDvvNM?si=_x638zkTUiFokMvE

👉 https://youtu.be/d5dZcpCR6pw?si=CFWiI0zqpvORP8VX

Alan Dershowitz is no longer a DEMON-crat❗👌

👉 https://youtu.be/Ono3fnkVjPo?si=MXVYkkBUM0Z2H9qH

"Cultural learnings of America for make benefit glorious continent of europistan. Please watch my movie film. If you don't, I will be execute!"  😢 Borat Sagdiyev

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/N_MNi-KLtBg?si=M96DpcMTenpIyHzE

A pakiman was arrested on the Canada-US border for a plot to kill Jews in new york a year after the HAM👉Ass attack on Israelis❗😡❗

👉 https://youtu.be/2ZCDw9RXRPk?si=HSd0iGP4ZWR3t9ve

HAM👉Ass is on its last legs, according to an expert. 👌

👉 https://youtu.be/JQeflmPXKm8?si=2dN8EIYjcYKJYqSh

Especially now that HAM👉Ass compounded the problem by killing a dozen Druze children in Northern Israel! Which will likely involve Lebanon in this regional conflict❗

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/IhEMJSytxpg?si=hjSudjlLkceBBAyZ

PM Netanyahu gives a Visual Aid for the Clueless jihadist lovers:

👉 https://youtu.be/6sUsQwuvpaU?si=F9hJxch67jHDX6DE

We need drones to surveil the roofs of mosques for certain suspicious activities❗👀 

👉 https://youtu.be/9eniXjHvOf0?si=K63NAYr5npRr1I

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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners. Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Germany for 

winning in 1st place!

🎉🎇🏆🎆🎊

🇩🇪🥇🇩🇪

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Congratulations to Israel for 

winning in 2nd place!

🇮🇱🥈🇮🇱

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Congratulations to Singapore for 

winning in 3rd place!

🇸🇬🥉🇸🇬

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And congrats to Ireland & the USA 

for tying in 4th place!

🇮🇪🏅🇺🇸

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Well done, Germany! Finally👌❗👍

Thanks to the countries that participated in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! 🏁          🛣️          🏎️

Note:

My movie blogsite is being blocked heavily once again❗😠❗Take a look at today's ( Sunday, September 8th, 2024 ) 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race Results and Compare It To Yesterday's:

Which country is GLARINGLY restricted from accessing it❓🤨❓

Surely, it has nothing at all to do with the Debate slated for this Tuesday and with the upcoming 2024 Presidential Election---NOT❗😡❗🤬❗ Still, as a precaution, "they" restrict traffic to my blogsite because my recent posts might sway the opinion of liberals and undecided, independent voters❗Yes, it's a form of Election Interference, just like what they did to my blogsite in the Summer of 2012❗🤬❗

Bear in mind that, prior to 2017, most of my readers were from here, the USA. And it had about a 10X higher readership than the 2nd one, which was the number of readers from Russia! Of course, these days, we have to factor-in the war in Ukraine. By the way, Ukraine ranked 10th in readership. My blogsite was visited by readers from DOZENS of other countries REGULARLY, too❗At one time, my blogsite was ranked at 92 out of 100 in the Whole 🌎 World 🌍 and it was also ranked at 33 out of 50 in Southeast Asia in Current Events matters. But, "they" are actively and aggressively trying to make my site become insignificant! Yes, social(ist) media Censorship ✂️ is alive and well❗ I Do Not Even Get Any More Readers From The Philippines, 😲 Which Comes As A Complete Surprise To Me ( Is it because of my own opinion on the "extra judicial killings" .... 🤔 )❗👎❗

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THE AVERAGES ( 2023 )

I started to watch this "Wear Masks 😷 And Practice Social Distancing And Don't Mind Us Allowing ILLEGALS & JIHADISTS Into Our Country While We Tell You To Stay Indoors To Avoid Getting Sick During The 👉Planned Introduction Of A New PLANdemic Virus Variant👈 Which Is About To Be Released And To Remind You To Be Sure Next Year To Just Mail-In Your 2024 Residential Selection Ballots For The Ballot Stuffers And Ballot Mules To Fraudulently Collect Them For The Sake Of Your Own Health & Wellbeing" movie tonight 🌆, Monday, July 8th, 2024, in bed 🛏️ via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App.

Scene Commentaries:

John Wig.  😏  Any relation to Kirsten Wiig, perhaps?

When your magic hammer gets the wrong message about what you need 🌽 for your butthole ❗

The Morning After confession.  😳

"You're not crazy, really. You're just ... unique!" In another way, she's just a horny, Idiosyncratic woman.  😒

"I think she's a f()€king kleptomaniac!"  😀

"I'm so tired of all these special snowflakes!" ❄️❄️❄️ I would be, too! Please, teach your little brats not to rain ( reign? ) on someone else's little brat's parade❗🤨❗ It's hard to be a conservative in a liberal #d.i.e. enclave!🤦‍♂️! This is why I avoid mingling with my neighbors because they're mostly liberals❗🙄❗

"This is a low budget film, and the producer didn't hire a sound guy to be on the set today, so we need to talk like this." Because SAG-AFTRA Says That Speaking Parts Need To Be Paid Per Word And The Cheap Producer Refused To Budget For It❗🤑❗

Movie Plot Summary:

Superhero Thorn wakes up, uses the toilet 🚽, goes outside, writes about the everyday lives of ordinary people and meets with his 2 teammates, Sergeant America & Blount Widow for another heroic adventure. The End! 

( And somebody needs to tell Sargeant America that he's wearing a Puerto 🇵🇷 Rican jersey shirt! Ahh, now that I mentioned it ....  😏 )

I forced myself to watch this movie so you guys won't have to❗

Tidbits:

My Left Foot was still tender from my sandpapering my Calluses smooth. I took the rest of the day off from walking around.

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Right on cue---Just in time this election year for yet another 🙄 PLANdemic 👉variant👈 to come in, via the Open Borders BECAUSE THE CONvid VACCINE DOESN'T WORK❗🤬❗

👇https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/494538483247091/?mibextid=9drbnH

I'd like to see this "woke" #d.i.e. hospital staff do humanitarian work and hand-out "vaccines" in gaza:

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/PFSO36EK3Ho?si=MxEYTHhe_gJocmIK

TV is not called "The IDIOT Box" for nothing:

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/MEEjwxUMcIY?si=A5XnDBnKUjJk_mHT

Courtesy of the illegitimate, illegal ODDministration ....

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/o0OstfLURuU?si=vuH4ALnbmrzYTwOw

Lyin' biden ....

👇https://www.facebook.com/100088161277094/videos/1273683100275141/?mibextid=CDWPTG

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/0NKLfJuJ1lQ?si=s_6Po8D58Jw_9Qqz

This is what is obviously happening not just to Australia but also to New Zealand, Europe, the United States, Canada and Israel❗ Like I said once before, Never Have Them Guilt-Shame You Into Surrendering Your Own Countries! And when it comes time for "it", Teach The 👉INVADERS👈 Their Last Hard Lesson In Life:

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/vYvwLalk1QQ?si=D9QPv7yN4ZA3URv7

This lying elder abuser "doctor" has no business campaigning for the ( UNFIT FOR THE PRESIDENTIAL OFFICE ) Traitorous, Treasonous, Dangerous, Decrepit, Dotard, Poopy-Pants, Pee-Pad, Pervy, Sniffy-Sniff, PUKE-rainian, Foreign Agent, chy-nah joe beijing❗😠❗😡❗🤬❗

👉 https://wrestling-edge.com/jill-biden-explodes-at-reporters-at-coffee-shop/

25th Amendment his sorry ass out, along with the reasoning-impaired "word 🥗 salad, black," participation awardee, illegal alien bj kammy ❗ 🤬 ❗ 

👉 https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/835914764764035/?mibextid=CDWPTG

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I'm in-between watching 2 movies right now here at the Regal Edwards Fairfield & I-Max in Fairfield, CA.

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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners.  Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 

winning in 1st place!

🎉🎇🏆🎆🎊

🇭🇰🥇🇭🇰

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Congratulations to Israel for

winning in 2nd place!

🇮🇱🥈🇮🇱

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Congratulations to the USA for 

winning in 3rd place!

🇺🇲🥉🇺🇸

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And congratulations to Germany 

for winning 4th place!

🇩🇪🏅🇩🇪

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Let's all give 🇮🇱Israel🇮🇱 a warm Welcome Back!  🤗

Thanks to the countries that participated in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish!  🏁          🛣️          🏎️

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