SAMMY SLICK: VAMPIRE SLAYER

I saw this movie late tonight, Saturday, January 27th, 2024, in my living room 🪑, via my computer's 💻 TUBI Streaming App.

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First off, this isn't much of a Comedy unless you consider flirtatious Repartee funny. Someone might, however, consider such sexual innuendo back & forth banter between the main characters as "sexual harassment." 🙄

Second, the 1-2 seconds of "blackouts" between scenes are just too distracting.

Sammy Slick can kick but the fight scenes are too poorly choreographed.

That 1st fight should have been a 3 against 1 since there were 3 bad guys present. And We Know That Bad Guys Are Not Sportsmanlike When It Comes To Fights❗Especially if it's a Do or Die situation! 

There is too much talking 🗣️ going on in this movie. And there are 2 or more scenes of Sammy doing a monologue while facing the camera. A movie implies SHOWING, not talking too much!

This is a different breed of vampires. They smell of Lavender, they eat Garlic, they drink Holy Water, the Sun ☀️ doesn't affect them, they can not turn their victims into vampires, they can procreate with each other, they can have sex with their human victims and only a Silver Stake through the Heart can kill them!

Vampire or no vampire, why would you sleep with your bedroom window curtains not drawn closed?

The strip club patrons were all standing around mindlessly throwing dollar bills at the strippers without so much as saying a word. 🤦‍♂️ You'd think that none of them have ever been to a strip club---Hey, I'm not incriminating myself!  🤪

If they victimize 42 men ( and why was there a female victim? ) each week, their strip club should have already been on the cops' radar! 🤷‍♂️

The victim's Blood looked too liquidy.  👎

Why is there no Crime Scene Tape put across the door? And why would someone sleep on a bed 🛏️ where a victim was just brutally murdered hours before? 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Wow, a vampire is nice enough to use a car's turn signal indicator.  😁

The vampire guard had really bad Peripheral Vision! 👀 😄

Since you know that vampires go for the neck, why not put on a thick neck brace before you go out hunting for them?  🤷‍♂️

At least, these vampires don't leave a mess behind for the slayers to clean up after! 😏

Finally, a door creaks as it opens At ... The ... End! 😒

There's a Bonus Scene tacked at the very end. 

TIDBITS:

This movie was released on June 15th of last year. It's an independent production funded through Indiegogo. 

I had a chance meeting with Daniel, a former co-worker, in the overflow parking area of my condominium complex. He found another place of employment 2 years ago, I learned. He doesn't have to deal with customers anymore. So, that's a definite plus 👍 for him! He was there to pick-up his girlfriend. His girlfriend impatiently called him on his phone 📱 because I detained him with our conversation. So, I had to let him go. 

I swung by Island Pacific before going to Selecta Pilipino Buffet Restaurant because I have a big craving for Pinoy Pork Rinds, Tsitsaron na may Laman ( pork rinds with fat & meat attached ). 🤤

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I bought the Pink, Purple & Orange

labeled ones. I can't wait to

satisfy my craving!

Pinoy Tsitsaron pa More

( more Pilipino Pork Rinds )!

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There's a new Pinoy restaurant which just recently opened between Island Pacific and Selecta Pilipino Buffet Restaurant:

This used to be the Ihaw-Ihaw ( broiled 

dishes ) Restaurant. 

I had lunch and bought some lottery tickets at Selecta Pilipino Buffet Restaurant. I also talked to my sister in Michigan about some financial matters.

Then, I went to the Dollar Tree Store to buy a 2 qt ( 1.89 L ) bottle of 9pH AlkaNine Water, an 18 oz ( 530 ml )  zero sugar Bai Lemonade drink and an 8 oz ( 227 g ) plastic shaker container of Forrelli French Vanilla Coffee Creamer.

This is the 7 oz foreign 

market version. 😕

Some Diabetic Asshole Lowlife stole a bottle's worth of Weight Loss & Turmeric pills from the Dollar Tree Store!

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I then went to the 99-Cents Only Store next door to Selecta Pilipino Buffet Restaurant to buy a bag of Unsalted Sunflower Seeds, a bag of Salted Pumpkin Seeds and a bundle of Asparagus.

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And now, here are the winners of today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race: Drumroll 🥁 please ... 

Congratulations to Singapore for

taking first place!

🎉🎆🏆🎇🎊

🇸🇬🥇🇸🇬

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And China for second place.

🇨🇳🥈🇨🇳

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And the USA for third place.

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Canada for fourth place.

🇨🇦🏅🇨🇦

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And Germany for fifth place.

🇩🇪🎖️🇩🇪

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Thanks to all of you who participated in this latest 24-Hour endurance competition which is

open to all countries in the

whole 🌍 World 🌎.

All you need to qualify is access to my movie

blogsite and access to the

Internet ❗👍❗

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SUPER TROOPERS 2, R ( 1 hr & 43 min )

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I went to see this today, Friday, April 20th, 2018, in Napa, CA, at the Century Napa Valley 12, for its 4:45 p.m. showing in auditorium 2, row 4, seat 10. The price of admission was $9.25. And I bought a 20.0 oz Dasani Water for $4.10 (?) at the concessions counter.

Quickie Review:  When the borderline between the US and Canada is about to be redrawn, the Super Troopers are called back to active duty to set-up a Highway Patrol Station in a disputed border town of Canada.

What I think about this movie: This movie is not much of an improvement on the original. But for fans of the original SUPER TROOPERS, this is a welcome sequel.

Two scenes that I found funny: "The Key To Life Is To Have Happiness In Your Household ( said in the "French-Canadian" way was hilarious )"; and "Wrapped In The Japanese Flag."

However, the "Wet T-Shirt" scene--that the rest of the audience found funny--was just plain ridiculous to me ( taking too many Science courses in college will do that to anyone, I guess )!   😕

There are outtake scenes during the Ending Credits; and a scene after it.

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So, today, I went to my place of employment to pick-up my paycheque and to look at my next week's schedule. And, wouldn't you know it, I am scheduled to work next week when I'm supposed to have it off! You see, I was supposed to have last week off and this week off. But they screwed-up my vacation and had me scheduled to work last week! The manager told me that he will give me this week off--which I did--and next week off--which I DIDN'T. Arrgh ....   😠   When I go to work next week, I'll be sure to give the manager a daily reminder that I want the following week off.

I planned to have two weeks off back-to-back to do some Spring Cleaning around the house. But that isn't happening now because ... 1.) I've been sick the last four days,   🤒     🤧   and 2.) My vacation schedule was messed-up. Oh, well ....

I deposited some of my money at the Benicia Chase Bank. And I'm just one measly payment away from paying-off my mortgage!   ☺️   I could pay it off right now--or even much sooner--but I decided to just let my automatic mortgage payment end it come May 1st, a Tuesday.     😀

But, you know what really pisses me off about my mortgage? The total principal payment left is for $46.15 plus an interest of $0.31 AND ... a "filing fee/recording costs" of $100.00!   😵   They get you, coming and going! Bankers seem like a bunch of "white collar" crooks!

I went to the Mirchi Indian Grill on Columbus Parkway, Benicia, to have a buffet lunch.     😋

And I had to go to the Vallejo branch of the California Automobile Association ( CSAA ) to get a new license tag for my blue Hyundai Accent.    🚗   As today is the deadline for it.

Just before I got to the boundary between Vallejo and American Canyon, I hit a 3- or 4- inch sawed-off branch laying on the road!   😲  I couldn't swerve to the left because there was a car there beside my car. I checked my car's front right tire later on and it seemed okay.   Whew!      😓

And on the way to Napa, on the bridge just past the American Canyon Super Wal-Mart, I saw a dead fawn on the side of the bridge. Poor thing.     😢

Before going to the theatre, I decided to stop at the nearby Jack In The Box to have a large fountain drink because it was hot today. When I entered the parking lot, some bitch in a black SUV cut me off at the intersection! She had the stop sign and I had the right of way. But did she yield to me? No, because the idiot bitch was clueless of the fact that a vehicle entering a parking lot has the right of way over a vehicle exiting said parking lot--it's printed clearly in the California ( CLUSTERFUCKNIA is what I call it now because of the libertard idiots running it into the ground ) Driver's Handbook!      😤

I've been calling my home state, CLUSTERFUCKNIA, for almost a year now; no thanks to "gov." moonbeam and his minions!      😡

After the movie was over, I searched the floor for the Dasani Water's bottle cap which had fallen sometime earlier. I found it. I also found a Nickel and 2 Dimes!  Thank you, Lord, for this token of abundance.      😃

This SUPER TROOPERS 2 movie is partially funded by individuals through INDIEGOGO. Now, I know what to do with some of my money should I win the lottery Big-Time!     🤑


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