KARATE GIRL: KICK TO THE GROIN ( 2011 )

I started to watch this pre-PLANdemic movie at predawn today, Saturday, July 20th, 2024, in bed 🛏️ via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App.

It is dubbed in English. So, turn off the 

subtitles because they are not in

synchrony with the scenes. 

Scene Commentaries:

Our favorite, beautiful 😍 Karate 🥋 Girl is back to kick us all in the groin for only appreciating her High Kicks and not her acting talents! I'm talking to all of you guys out there, both normal ones and In-Cels, who are experts at Pause, Rewind & Screenshot❗ 😜❗

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She's out of school now and works at a multiplex cinema where the dress code is to wear long pants! 👖 

The purse snatchers.  😮

A social media sensation.  📹 

An invitation.  Well, she has a cellphone📱now. I hope that it's a Kyocera! It's the perfect match for an Action Girl like her!

International Kareteka hit squad.  😯

Don't they get enough money from their International Clients to afford a real training mat, instead of the cheap interlocking mats?  😕

From TEMU, ya can't get any

cheaper than this! 🤑

I have the same kind of interlocking 🧩 mats. But I got them way before TEMU even came around!  😆

"Karate is for killing. You must kill your enemy." This is obviously a different kind of Karate.  😒

"Tell her to stop! Teach her how to fight❗" 

Name branding isn't just for fast-food 

franchises anymore, it seems.

"I wish I could tell Keith that the belt's a fake." Ya just had to blurt it out, didn't ya?  🤷‍♂️  What an idiot!  🤦‍♂️

The Wheelchair 👨‍🦽 Punch is more powerful than Bruce Lee's One-Inch Punch❓😨❓ But why can't he afford to get one that's like this:  👨‍🦼

She's 18-years old now! Woo Hoo❗🤪❗

Am I the only one who's thinking, That's a 

whole lot of sugar for just 3 

tiny tea 🍵 cups?

And they don't even add

sugar in their tea!

"It's a deterrent ( Karate ). That's what it's for." 👌

"Because Karate is meant to protect."  👍

But what happened to all of

the fallen karatekas?

The whole gym floor was littered

with them just 1 minute ago!

Punch to the shins. Yup, that's one of the punches that I was taught. There are also 2 other frontal punches to the legs that are all Meant To Take The Enemy's Ability To Stand Up Before A Death Blow Is Dealt❗This kind of counter-attack is a last resort Or If There Are No Witnesses Around❗😎❗

I'm sorry. But, even though Karate is for Self Defense, it is still a Martial Art! And there's nothing 👉MARTIAL👈 about it if you refuse to kill the enemy who's threatening to end your life or the lives of those you are defending!! You have to have that kind of a MINDSET--for your own good!!! The strange thing about having such a mindset is that it actually calms you down with the confidence of knowing that you will know what to do in a bad situation. Instead of lashing out like an untrained, undisciplined LOW-LIFE Asshole.  😕

"Even if we get the real belt, she's still a threat to us. Deal with her!"  😠

"Are you insane? That's murder! It would draw too much heat."  Doesn't this secretary know what kind of "business" that she's in? And didn't she just see 2 of her colleagues get killed by one of her own in front of her? Hello .... Is anybody home? The light is on.  😏

"Send her to get the belt .... That's why it should be her."  🤨

"Is Karate for killing or for protecting? I want to know."  😐

"This is the Kurenai Stance. If you see this stance, it means they're an ally." My Philippine Dojo had it's own En Garde stance, too. But I learned that stance exactly half a century ago! If I encounter someone from the same style as mine in a fight now, I'd be too senile 👴🏼 to remember whether he's a friend or foe Because I Don't Remember The Stance Anymore❗🙄❗And may the best man win---Hopefully, yours truly❗😁 😁 😁❗

The sister Karatekas.  👭

"The Qi is the Kurenai way. The Qi is the Kurenai style." 🧘‍♂️

Yeah, sure. Pick on a little girl, tough guy!  😏

For a little girl, she sure has a deep sounding voice!  😃

"Don't come!" Wait, what? Why is she quoting bj kammy❓🤷‍♂️❓ That's so Age and Morally Inappropriate!  Who wrote the script?  🙄  Next time, hire Cine-Man, the Scriptwriter!  🧐

And ... she's back to wearing her school uniform. If you want to teach the bad guys a lesson, you have to dress appropriately for the occasion! It sure is very distracting, which is exactly the point. 👍  A good Fight Strategy, I must say❗👌❗It must be her trademarked ™️ Crime Fighter Costume❗😜❗

"I brought it ( the belt ). But you can't have it!" So, why bring it in the 1st place for?  🤷‍♂️

Kick To The Temples. Yup, Him Guy dead now❗  👻

Why does the main bad guy ALWAYS have to die a stupidly quick death?  🙄

There are outtakes during the Ending Credits.

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Curiously--or intentionally--the Philippines came out with a 2012 movie that's like this 2011 sister karatekas movie. SOMEWHAT❗ Because it's just in the "portmanteau" of the title, SISTERAKAS❗🙄❗

Tidbits:

Before I did my morning walk yesterday, I turned off one of my pedometer apps to keep my cellphone's battery 🔋 from draining fast. But that only made the older app to start acting up again❗🤦‍♂️❗I turned the newer app back on and guesstimated the lost step count and put it in!

The count AFTER I turned 

it back on.

The guesstimated 

count =

5.3 kilometers 

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I went to the CSAA to pay on my car insurance before they closed at 5:00 p.m. today, Saturday, July 20th, 2024. I got there with just minutes to spare. And I was the last one!  🤓

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The debate between Pres. Trump and Dangerous Decrepit, Dotard, Poopy-pants, Pee-pad, Pervy, Sniffy-Sniff, Foreign Agent, chy-nah joe beijing Is Very Savage!

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/830030638680228?mibextid=9drbnH

It's very irresponsible of the sh!tting Resident to say it:

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/-tBPVm8aP1k?si=Udl9MzsduINQ22QO

What Pres. Trump's doctor says about the bullet wound:

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/iQYObnOnomY?si=Mv_Jb0B-Tnr5QI0W

Violent Rhetoric Of The Left! The very same Loonies who support "the religion of peace":

👉 https://youtu.be/irC6-1rnF-c?si=RZHFoT22g6CMyjKd

The party of LOVE, tolerance, inclusion, diversity & UNITY hate Melania's message of Love & Unity because of TDS: 

👉 https://youtu.be/CEGl13VosFA?si=tG6hRZnLlqkOpSwX

How to fix the ( d.e.i. = die = I.E.D. ) US Secret Service:

👉 https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/2190656987941664/?mibextid=CDWPTG

👇 https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/1281589046155274/?mibextid=9drbnH

👉 http://opr.news/57b96ac3240720en_us?link=1&client=opera

This is proof that it

was a set-up!

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/ksoTOD0AVaQ?si=hqdR3Emv47N6Kole

Yes, joyless joy, we NEED to save the country from You & your ilk!

👉 https://youtu.be/J9ivzdK18UU?si=EiRNrhiGpS68K9-y

A "Policy Centered Conversation" is what is needed.

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/r2CcuLzuFH4?si=DqXo_5-KHNeMa3PB

Pres. Trump saved millions of people from killary bodybags clit-on's plan to have a war with Russia:

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/EhOwjdl3p_I?si=uHtwpFoC0PO3KMdc

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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners.  Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 

winning in 1st place!

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Congratulations to the USA for 

winning in 2nd place!

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Congratulations to Israel for 

for winning in 3rd place!

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Congratulations to Singapore for 

winning in 4th place!

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And congratulations to Germany for 

rounding up the Top 5!

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Thanks to the countries that participated in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! 🏁    🛣️    🏎️

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009-1: THE END OF THE BEGINNING

I saw this movie at past midnight, Friday, March 22nd, 2024, via my computer's 💻 TUBI Streaming App in my living room chair 🪑.

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Scene Commentaries: 

The name of the cyborg, Mylene, is what caught my attention and piqued my curiosity. You see, when my family moved from the provincial town of Kidapawan, Cotabato, Mindanao, Philippines to Davao City, about 100 miles ( 161 km ) away, I was enrolled in an elementary school and became the classmate of the 3 beautiful Mestiza cousins: Helen, Elizabeth and Mylene. They all lived downtown in a family compound which was surrounded by their 3 movie theaters: Golden & Galaxy along one block and the family compound & Garmon ( the portmanteau of the surnames G. & M. ) along the opposite block. 

Yes, I became addicted to seeing movies at such a young age because of them❗ There were 3 other movie theaters ( Lyric, Crest & some other ) in the city. But the G. owned theaters were my go-to favorites for an obvious reason! 😍

Of the 3 cousins, if I were to have chosen just one of them, it would have been Elizabeth. Then, one day after school, a side street sari-sari ( variety ) store owner, pointing to Elizabeth, asked me if we were siblings because we kind of looked alike, only she had fairer skin. Well, that "killed" it for me!  😀 

Then, there came a Spanish classmate, Dina P. ( who looked like a better looking Barbra Streisand ) whom I mentioned in a blog from years ago and an American classmate, I forget her name. So, I wasn't broken-hearted anymore. 🤗

Shortly after, another beautiful mestiza became my classmate. Then, Joy B. became my classmate ( re-read my blog on LISA FRANKENSTEIN ), too.  🥰

When I transferred to another elementary school, I had a schoolmate who was also a beautiful mestiza, Josephine V., whom I also mentioned in a blog from many years ago. I was intimidated by her beauty. And the other boys were also crazy for her. 'Funny thing is that there was a young American girl at this school about 3 grades my junior who eventually became my English course classmate at a college here in Oakland, CA, USA. 😲 Talk about a small world! I mentioned her, too, in a blog from years ago.

Then, in my final elementary school grade, Grade 6, I transferred to a school downtown. I had 3 beautiful classmates there, too. One of which was a dark-skinned, half-Pakistani(?) beauty, Soccoro A. The other one was a half-American named Lucia. The other one was part Chinese whose name I forget. And at this school, I had the pleasure of having THE MOST BEAUTIFUL TEACHER---EVER❗😘❗ Her beauty was International Beauty Pageant caliber❗👌❗ But the only thing that kept her from becoming such a contestant was her height, or lack thereof. She didn't meet the minimum height requirement needed for any aspiring contestant to enter such a beauty contest. ☹️ I mentioned her in an earlier blog, too.  And, boy, was she ever the flirt---Hubba hubba❗😛❗Needless to say, I never missed a class❗😂😂😂❗

At around this time, we moved to a subdivision and became neighbors with a Boholano family whose youngest daughter, Marivic A., was a true native beauty. I don't know if I blogged about her or not. ( Well, I'm blogging about her now! 😃 ) But when I went back to the Philippines in '82-'83 for vacation and to visit my estranged father, I tried to court her but she avoided me because of my scandalous father whose womanizing ways were known throughout the whole subdivision❗ She probably reasoned, "Like father, like son." It's true that I'm my father's son, but I'm not my father. Do you know what I mean?  🤷‍♂️

Anyway .... Where was I? 🤔  Oh, yeah. Something about a superheroine named Mylene. 

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If you order steak but the waiter forgot to bring you some ketchup ....

Dem sure are deadly melons! 

You know how at Mardi Gras that if you want a beautiful female to bare her breasts at you, you just throw her some beads? Well, you don't want this cyborg Mylene to show you her tits! Her tits are her secret, last resort, deadly weapons❗😨❗And she's packing quite a handful.... 😉

But how are the spent shell casings disposed

of? Out of her butthole, perhaps.  😏

Dang, she's got Ears 👂 that would make Dumbo, the Elephant, take notice! 

Why didn't one of the 3 female assassins stick the knife 🔪 into her side instead of just restraining the cyborg Mylene?

Those bullet holes should have been entry wounds, not exit wounds. Somebody in the SFX department needs to get fired! 😠

Those high-heel shoes sure are tough enough to not get damaged after being used to jump down from a building! 😕

Never tell an assassin, "Sayonara."  🤐

I think that Mylene is strong enough to break free of those chains.  🤔

Those zombies were probably dressed in quickly tailored clothes made from white bakery flour sacks. Because every time they got punched or kicked, white powder would get puffed everywhere! 😷 Cyborg versus Baker's Dozen!  🤣 🤣 🤣

Like mother, like daughter.  😏

This movie's Denouement is very disturbing as it involves familial s6x acts! "Family sticks Together" gets a Whole Different Kind Of Meaning In This Movie!  😶

Why do the Japanese characters in this movie have Western names? 🤔  Even cyborg Mylene's last name is Hoffman!  😕

I like the Cherine actress better. She's a darling! 

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PSA: When I was in elementary school in the Philippines, I had mostly Beautiful Teachers. With the exception of my 1st & 3rd grade teachers. I flunked in elementary school TWICE❗Guess which grades that I flunked in? Yup, Grades 1 & 3. I did very well in Grades 2, 4 ( so-so in 5 ) and 6. In fact, I made it to the Honor Roll in Grade 4; and I scored the highest IQ in Grade 6! Thanks to all of my beautiful teachers, especially my teacher in Grade 6❗😍❗

Likewise, I did extremely well in college in the courses taught by beautiful professors; I was ranked in the top 3 in Child Psychology and I was an A+ student in Cultural Anthropology! 😎

What I'm saying is this: If you are, or someone you know is, an education board member, make sure to hire only beautiful/handsome teachers who are 👉Gender Clear, not Gender Vague👈. Because fashion model-like role models are sure to get the pupils and students' Rapt Attention because they'll have every reason to glue their eyeballs 👀 to the Chalkboard, or in the general direction! 😜  And School Attendance will vastly improve. Plus, Academic Rankings will improve, too! Trust me. Take it from someone who personally knows 👌❗😎❗👍

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Here are today's winners of the 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race. Drumroll 🥁 please ....

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Congratulations to Hong Kong on

your 1st place win!

🎉🎇🏆🎆🎊

🇭🇰🥇🇭🇰

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Congratulations to Israel & USA

for tying in 2nd place!

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Congratulations to Russia & Ukraine

for tying in 3rd place!

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And congratulations to Germany

for winning in 4th place!

🇩🇪🏅🇩🇪

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Thank you to all of the countries that took part in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! 🏁  🛣️  🏎️

And Let's All Pray For The End Of The War In Ukraine SOON❗ Both Sides Have Suffered So Much Already! ✌️ 🕊️ ✌️

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