KARATE GIRL: KICK TO THE GROIN ( 2011 )

I started to watch this pre-PLANdemic movie at predawn today, Saturday, July 20th, 2024, in bed 🛏️ via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App.

It is dubbed in English. So, turn off the 

subtitles because they are not in

synchrony with the scenes. 

Scene Commentaries:

Our favorite, beautiful 😍 Karate 🥋 Girl is back to kick us all in the groin for only appreciating her High Kicks and not her acting talents! I'm talking to all of you guys out there, both normal ones and In-Cels, who are experts at Pause, Rewind & Screenshot❗ 😜❗

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She's out of school now and works at a multiplex cinema where the dress code is to wear long pants! 👖 

The purse snatchers.  😮

A social media sensation.  📹 

An invitation.  Well, she has a cellphone📱now. I hope that it's a Kyocera! It's the perfect match for an Action Girl like her!

International Kareteka hit squad.  😯

Don't they get enough money from their International Clients to afford a real training mat, instead of the cheap interlocking mats?  😕

From TEMU, ya can't get any

cheaper than this! 🤑

I have the same kind of interlocking 🧩 mats. But I got them way before TEMU even came around!  😆

"Karate is for killing. You must kill your enemy." This is obviously a different kind of Karate.  😒

"Tell her to stop! Teach her how to fight❗" 

Name branding isn't just for fast-food 

franchises anymore, it seems.

"I wish I could tell Keith that the belt's a fake." Ya just had to blurt it out, didn't ya?  🤷‍♂️  What an idiot!  🤦‍♂️

The Wheelchair 👨‍🦽 Punch is more powerful than Bruce Lee's One-Inch Punch❓😨❓ But why can't he afford to get one that's like this:  👨‍🦼

She's 18-years old now! Woo Hoo❗🤪❗

Am I the only one who's thinking, That's a 

whole lot of sugar for just 3 

tiny tea 🍵 cups?

And they don't even add

sugar in their tea!

"It's a deterrent ( Karate ). That's what it's for." 👌

"Because Karate is meant to protect."  👍

But what happened to all of

the fallen karatekas?

The whole gym floor was littered

with them just 1 minute ago!

Punch to the shins. Yup, that's one of the punches that I was taught. There are also 2 other frontal punches to the legs that are all Meant To Take The Enemy's Ability To Stand Up Before A Death Blow Is Dealt❗This kind of counter-attack is a last resort Or If There Are No Witnesses Around❗😎❗

I'm sorry. But, even though Karate is for Self Defense, it is still a Martial Art! And there's nothing 👉MARTIAL👈 about it if you refuse to kill the enemy who's threatening to end your life or the lives of those you are defending!! You have to have that kind of a MINDSET--for your own good!!! The strange thing about having such a mindset is that it actually calms you down with the confidence of knowing that you will know what to do in a bad situation. Instead of lashing out like an untrained, undisciplined LOW-LIFE Asshole.  😕

"Even if we get the real belt, she's still a threat to us. Deal with her!"  😠

"Are you insane? That's murder! It would draw too much heat."  Doesn't this secretary know what kind of "business" that she's in? And didn't she just see 2 of her colleagues get killed by one of her own in front of her? Hello .... Is anybody home? The light is on.  😏

"Send her to get the belt .... That's why it should be her."  🤨

"Is Karate for killing or for protecting? I want to know."  😐

"This is the Kurenai Stance. If you see this stance, it means they're an ally." My Philippine Dojo had it's own En Garde stance, too. But I learned that stance exactly half a century ago! If I encounter someone from the same style as mine in a fight now, I'd be too senile 👴🏼 to remember whether he's a friend or foe Because I Don't Remember The Stance Anymore❗🙄❗And may the best man win---Hopefully, yours truly❗😁 😁 😁❗

The sister Karatekas.  👭

"The Qi is the Kurenai way. The Qi is the Kurenai style." 🧘‍♂️

Yeah, sure. Pick on a little girl, tough guy!  😏

For a little girl, she sure has a deep sounding voice!  😃

"Don't come!" Wait, what? Why is she quoting bj kammy❓🤷‍♂️❓ That's so Age and Morally Inappropriate!  Who wrote the script?  🙄  Next time, hire Cine-Man, the Scriptwriter!  🧐

And ... she's back to wearing her school uniform. If you want to teach the bad guys a lesson, you have to dress appropriately for the occasion! It sure is very distracting, which is exactly the point. 👍  A good Fight Strategy, I must say❗👌❗It must be her trademarked ™️ Crime Fighter Costume❗😜❗

"I brought it ( the belt ). But you can't have it!" So, why bring it in the 1st place for?  🤷‍♂️

Kick To The Temples. Yup, Him Guy dead now❗  👻

Why does the main bad guy ALWAYS have to die a stupidly quick death?  🙄

There are outtakes during the Ending Credits.

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Curiously--or intentionally--the Philippines came out with a 2012 movie that's like this 2011 sister karatekas movie. SOMEWHAT❗ Because it's just in the "portmanteau" of the title, SISTERAKAS❗🙄❗

Tidbits:

Before I did my morning walk yesterday, I turned off one of my pedometer apps to keep my cellphone's battery 🔋 from draining fast. But that only made the older app to start acting up again❗🤦‍♂️❗I turned the newer app back on and guesstimated the lost step count and put it in!

The count AFTER I turned 

it back on.

The guesstimated 

count =

5.3 kilometers 

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I went to the CSAA to pay on my car insurance before they closed at 5:00 p.m. today, Saturday, July 20th, 2024. I got there with just minutes to spare. And I was the last one!  🤓

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The debate between Pres. Trump and Dangerous Decrepit, Dotard, Poopy-pants, Pee-pad, Pervy, Sniffy-Sniff, Foreign Agent, chy-nah joe beijing Is Very Savage!

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/830030638680228?mibextid=9drbnH

It's very irresponsible of the sh!tting Resident to say it:

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/-tBPVm8aP1k?si=Udl9MzsduINQ22QO

What Pres. Trump's doctor says about the bullet wound:

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/iQYObnOnomY?si=Mv_Jb0B-Tnr5QI0W

Violent Rhetoric Of The Left! The very same Loonies who support "the religion of peace":

👉 https://youtu.be/irC6-1rnF-c?si=RZHFoT22g6CMyjKd

The party of LOVE, tolerance, inclusion, diversity & UNITY hate Melania's message of Love & Unity because of TDS: 

👉 https://youtu.be/CEGl13VosFA?si=tG6hRZnLlqkOpSwX

How to fix the ( d.e.i. = die = I.E.D. ) US Secret Service:

👉 https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/2190656987941664/?mibextid=CDWPTG

👇 https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/1281589046155274/?mibextid=9drbnH

👉 http://opr.news/57b96ac3240720en_us?link=1&client=opera

This is proof that it

was a set-up!

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/ksoTOD0AVaQ?si=hqdR3Emv47N6Kole

Yes, joyless joy, we NEED to save the country from You & your ilk!

👉 https://youtu.be/J9ivzdK18UU?si=EiRNrhiGpS68K9-y

A "Policy Centered Conversation" is what is needed.

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/r2CcuLzuFH4?si=DqXo_5-KHNeMa3PB

Pres. Trump saved millions of people from killary bodybags clit-on's plan to have a war with Russia:

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/EhOwjdl3p_I?si=uHtwpFoC0PO3KMdc

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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners.  Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 

winning in 1st place!

🎉🎆🏆🎇🎊

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Congratulations to the USA for 

winning in 2nd place!

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Congratulations to Israel for 

for winning in 3rd place!

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Congratulations to Singapore for 

winning in 4th place!

🇸🇬🏅🇸🇬

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And congratulations to Germany for 

rounding up the Top 5!

🇩🇪🎖️🇩🇪

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Thanks to the countries that participated in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! 🏁    🛣️    🏎️

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