MISSIONARY MAN ( 2008 )

I watched this today, Tuesday, July 16th, 2024, via my TUBI Streaming App. 

Scene Commentaries:

This is a modern version of a Clint Eastwood Western movie from 1985, PALE RIDER:

This screenshot is from fb

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"What's your poison?"  If you drink too much alcohol, you don't get poisoned; you get intoxicated!  So, shouldn't the bartender have asked, "What's your toxin?"  😕

If you and your goons severely beat up a guy who owes you money, he might end up in the hospital and will be more worried about paying his hospital bill$ than he'll be about paying you back!  'Just stating the obvious, that's all ....  😏

The prayer ....

1 Samuel 2: 6-8

Don't tell me that they're just going to leave an M-16(?) Assault Rifle at the grave! 🪦 

How tall is Dolph Lundgren anyway? 😯 He almost hit the top of his head on the top doorframe as he stepped into the house! It must've been because of the camera angle.  I had a highschool teacher who was almost 7-feet/213 cm tall and would always bend slightly forward as he'd step into the classroom.

The Foley Artist used the wrong footstep sound FX for the bad guys walking to the used car garage!  🤦‍♂️

So, the bad guy's main goons will just stand there while he makes out with one of his sluts! Either he likes to put on a show OR they like to watch---Or both!  😜

A council meeting on a proposed casino 🎰 on tribal land. Is this a stereotype kind of thing ...?  🤷‍♂️

"We can't speak our language anymore ... because it was beaten out of us."  How does that old joke go ....  🤔  

Q: What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

A: An American!

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I don't know if that eagle 🦅 was making an eagle sound or a hawk sound. It's kinda hard to tell what Whollyweird sound FX they'll use for such shots from time to time!   😕

The number 4 is a Sacred Number. Hmm .... 🤔 I'll have to put this to the test.  🤨

Why didn't the bad guy driver run over the preacher's parked bike?  😕

"It's a real shame that in today's day and age, we couldn't find the evil that took him."  🙁

Dang, the bad guy better not be using the very same M-16 from the graveyard! Unless he's the cemetery's groundskeeper!  🤪

How many slices of lime do you need for a shot of tequila? 🥃 

The gazebo Bible class.

"Well, I'm going to ask you to beg the good Lord's forgiveness. But not before I take this knee and break that nose." 😖

"I don't like you, Reno." 😠

"That's the gun they shot you with." 😮

"I hope you don't mind if I live here when you're dead." 😐

"Jarfe."

"This is a white man's world." 

 😧

"I'm sorry. Did you say something?" 😨

"Not even God, Himself, can save the holy man of this piece-of-shit town from me." 👿

How did the girl get to town from her secret hideaway far from town? She would've had to swim across the lake first, then jogged! She must've been an Aquathlon Athlete. 😕

This movie is okay. Of course, I can't compare it to PALE RIDER, since I haven't seen it yet. 😐

Tidbits:

Here's something that I have observed:

➡️ ➡️ D.E.I. = I.E.D ⬅️ ⬅️

Such  an  explosive 

revelation🧨

🤯

👉 https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/1194369228340362/?mibextid=CDWPTG

When Paul Blart, the Mall Cop, gets a 

sex change to become a 

DEI new hire!

🙄

It was probably an inside job ...

👉 https://www.theblaze.com/shows/the-glenn-beck-program/sniper-with-longest-confirmed-kill-claims-trump-near-assassination-was-an-inside-job-but-glenn-and-panel-have-questions

The 'Hood could do a better job of protecting Pres. Trump❗

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/BsmqrJzkB3Q?si=P3jiNkydTCNr9QWU

The DEMON-crats will stop at nothing to keep Pres. Trump from winning this November❗

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/PJLdGgUio70?si=TUWbfmk7KkjYpTwf

The DEMON-crat Party is the party of Death ❗☠️ ❗ 

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/SDGaCqT1EP4?si=H0fpYoTW24eAMW3Y

I.E. Wars, open borders Invasion, Drugs, Bad Economy, Inflation, More Taxes, Abortion, Infanticide, Sex Change, Division, Racism, Crimes, Riots, Lootings, Smash & Grabs, Arsons, Election Interference ....

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brandon is thinking to himself, "Since Trump didn't concede to the 2020 election results, ain't no way I'm conceding to my handlers' demand for me to step down!"  🥴 

If you don't vote for me,

you ain't stupid!

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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners.  Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 

winning in 1st place!

🎉🎆🏆🎇🎊

🇭🇰🥇🇭🇰

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🍾

Congratulations to the USA for 

winning in 2nd place!

🇺🇲🥈🇺🇸

❗❗

Congratulations to Israel for

winning in 3rd place!

🇮🇱🥉🇮🇱

❗❗

And congratulations to Germany 

for winning in 4th place!

🇩🇪🏅🇩🇪

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Thanks to the countries that participated in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! 🏁   🛣️   🏎️

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