I started watching this pre-PLANdemic movie at predawn today, Friday, July 12th, 2024, in bed 🛏️ via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App.
Scene Commentaries:
Now THAT is one seedy hotel! 😬👎
"You don't need a blacklight to see all the stains." 🤢
"If you'll excuse me, I've gotta find a Vein." 😃
Yeah, he could take a punch alright. And then some❗🥴❗
"That's why I took my little sister's place." 👍 "That was stupid." 😄
"The training center is now closed. It's time to die. Make that work. That's my catchphrase, you know." 🙄
At least the Teddy 🧸 Bear is anatomically correct! 😏
"Human Centipede, bitches!" 🤢 Heck, no!! I don't ever want to see that movie.!!!
"I don't eat corn." 🌽 "Yeah, I did." 🤮
"A bloody smoke signal! You f()€ked us, you bloody knave." 😠
"If you don't mind, I'd prefer it in the chocolate factory." 😒
"Do I look okay?" 🤨
"Kanye West extract." 🤢❗🤮
Why does this movie have to have a barry odumbass soetoro lookalike? 🤷♂️
"What the hell is he doing?" 😜
"A 'respect boner.'" 😘
"Check her teeth." 🙄
"Two in the pink, one in the stink" hand salute! 😜
"Harry Bolsonyah." 🤪
"You just brutally murdered a girl!" 😦
"Is that a Mike Tyson rant?" 😃
"That's painful 😖 but also hilarious." 😆
"If he'll move, I'll see them better." 🤪
"Yeah, she's dead. That'd be weird. That'd be weird. I'm sorry." 😒
"You may be a gay man. But you're the best damn straight man we've ever met." 🤔
"Why are all these weapons shaped like dicks?" 🤦♂️
"Doubt me all you want. But don't doubt my knowledge of young adult fiction." 🧐
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The number of people in this movie's Production Crew is quite substantial! And which leads me to believe that it was made with the intention of showing it on the Big Screen. But I don't know whether or not it ever saw even a day on the Big Screen. Movies like this is why--if you can--you should invest in a Hi-Def Giant Television for your home theatre or for your Man Cave❗🤪❗
There are Bonus Scenes during the Ending Credits & one improvised funny Outtake 👉AFTER👈 the Ending Credits❗
This is a funny parody movie of 2 famous franchise movies. It draws attention to Whollyweird's diminishing enthusiasm for originality. It does take things to laughable extremes, though. 😕 Go watch this movie. But bear in mind that it has a "Gratuitous Nudity" District thrown right in the mix! 👀
Tidbits:
It's still hot 🥵 outside at past 3:00 p.m. I'll wait 'til after 6:00 p.m. before I step out of the house. One of my Heart Medications says to avoid bright sunlight and hot weather. I don't know why, but I don't intend to find out the hard way❗😕❗
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Here are my walking totals for yesterday:
This LOW-LIFE is such a damn INTERNATIONAL Embarrassment❗😡❗🤬❗
👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/fi_5UKAIHDs?si=46ydzbdn1prkX_7H
ILLEGALS & JIHADISTS get more governmental financial aid than what Naturalized Citizens get in retirement benefits from social security❗🤬❗
👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/IK82mm9uEVg?si=pi1kXoabrIrMpHUP
Socialist/Communist/Globalist senate votes to reject Voter ID Law = TREASON ❗🤬❗
👉 http://opr.news/1bbf33ba240712en_us?link=1&client=opera
❗F🖕J🖕B❗
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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners. Drumroll 🥁 please ....
Thanks to the countries that participated in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! 🏁 🛣️ 🏎️
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