USELESS HUMANS

I watched this in bed 🛏️ at predawn today, Monday, April 1st, 2024, via my phone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App. 

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Scene Commentaries:

"This year's bad ...."   🙄

What's up with all of those pots & pans? He collects them like how others might collect hub caps! 🤷‍♂️

The Elon Musk reference is a low-blow! But what else can you expect from parents who have unrealistic expectations of their own brats? 😕

Holy cow, Episiotomy is scarily Bad! 😲 I don't think it's a laughing matter at all:

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"My dick continues to be dry and lonely." Is this supposed to be an InCel joke? 🤔 Is "basement dwellers" the kind of target 🎯 audience that this movie is aiming for? Or is it Monks, Yogis and Priests---Oh, my .... 😒

That's a lovely cabin by a lake. 👌

Bahupada is a Sanskrit word which means many feet, associated with Long Life. 🧘‍♂️

An adventure bike with a pair of beer panniers! Very creative! 👍 Thank God it ain't bud light! 😉

There are birds present. Why did none of them go pecking out the victims' eyes? 🤷‍♂️

"A sir in the sheets, a mister on the streets." Good one! 👍

I have a beautiful blonde, blue-eyed Italian-American co-worker who complained to another co-worker that quite a bunch of Dick Pics text messages were sent to her 😯 by strangers after she ended her long-distance relationship! Yeah, way to let a girl that you want to hook-up with "know" That You're All Just A Bunch Of 👉PRICKS👈❗🙄❗👎 

( And, NO❗ I don't have her phone number. 🤨 So, stop wondering 🤔 whether or not I'm a prick---Quit it!  😁 She is my fb friend, though.  🙂  )

"It was a ghost of Bush/Cheney!"  😆 😆 😆

"I give food to people all around the world." 😂 Sorry, dude. But validating one's own self doesn't always get one out of trouble.  ☹️

"I don't want you to be the cowardly preacher. They're always the first to die!" 😁

Like I've said it before, Super Glue is one of the two greatest inventions of the last century! The other one being Duct Tape. 🤓

"Soul Doctor ...." 🥴

"Siphoning gas has a lot more in common with drinking a milkshake ...." 😄 😄 😄

"I have Glaucoma."

Those Schwinn Bicycles 🚲 should have already had deflated tires by then after so many years. And the battery powered headlights should have already been drained of battery power, if not have corroded terminals already. 😕

"Earth Decimator." Damn that Stephen Hawking! 

That sure is a stupid move with the knife! 👎

"It's not your fault but it is." 😅

"Eat my ass!" 😀

"I purposely date guys that I know won't last because I don't want to be vulnerable with anyone." 🤔

Big Oil & climate change 😠👎

"Light fucking beer!" It's a DAMN dylan mulvaney beer! 🤢 🤮

There are a bunch of outtakes during the Ending Credits.

Although this is a likeable silly movie, its SYMBOLISM isn't hidden to me. The alien 👽 in this movie ( and by extension, climate activists ) only targets Conservative Trump Supporters, as an outtake scene does imply it! The mass influx of 👽 ILLEGALS 👽 into the USA has killed many innocent US Citizens, one way or another!! This "administration" has Blood on its Hands!!! I hope that I'm not the only US Citizen who notices this message from Whollyweird❗

( In a televised meeting, one angry US Citizen called brandon out to his face on these unnecessary, avoidable Deaths! FJB )

Tidbits:

Shortly after I ate my Easter Lunch yesterday, I experienced some Kidney Pain. It Is True What A Doctor on yt said, A Carnivore or Keto Diet is not what harms the Kidneys! IT IS THE HIGHLY INFLAMMATORY SIMPLE CARBOHYDRATES THAT DO❗So, if you have Diabetes, AVOID SIMPLE CARBOHYDRATES ( and processed/artificial foods ).

When I got back home yesterday evening, the first thing that I did was replace my hallway lightbulbs with a pair of the 40-watt equivalent LED bulbs that I bought on Friday.

Then, I went for a walk 🚶 around the Sutter Solano Medical Center to burn ❤️‍🔥 some of the extra calories and noticed something new in the parking lot:

A self-driving robo-security patroller that

makes an eerie alien 👾 synthesizer

type of sound that doesn't even

scare any of the stray cats!

Good luck trying to rely on this to protect

your car and/or your person! This

thing doesn't even come with

built-in weapons and it

moves like an old

turtle! 🐢

🤣 🤣 🤪 🤣 🤣

Can you imagine coming to the

hospital 🏥 in an emergency

with this slow-as-molasses

thing hindering your way?

I don't think that they 

thought this one

through very

carefully!

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After I wrote the Bush/Cheney ghost 👻 sentence, at approximately 4:10 a.m., I turned on my bed lamp but the fresh, new 40-watt equivalent LED bulb that I installed on Friday had "burned" out! I replaced it with the previous 60-watt equivalent LED bulb.💡 But this one is flickering! Is it just a coincidence? 🤨  I'll have to replace the bed lamp with the spare that I have laying around. Okay, time to turn off this bed lamp once and for all at 4:23 a.m.! "Say, Goodbye, to my little" ex-friend❗

But I think 🤔 that there's something wrong with the Power Grid because the lights in my kitchen, hallway and bathroom are all doing the same flickering thing. But my refrigerator seems okay. 🤞 I'll know in a few hours if it's a Power Grid problem or an EMP attack! 😬 Whatta way ta start April Fools' Day .... 🙄

One of my fb friends says that Russia just got attacked by a nuclear missile. 😲  I hope that it isn't true. 🤞 Because retaliatory nuclear strikes will make the war much more worse than it is now! Bear in mind that Ukraine no longer has nuclear weapons. Therefore, such an attack would have been initiated by a 3rd party, a sure escalation! 😳 IT IS MORE THAN LIKELY JUST AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE, THOUGH---But A Very DESPICABLY Sick One At That❗🤬❗ WAR IS NO JOKE ❗😡❗Those who glorify war are just "armchair warriors" that are safe and secure from the Hellish Realities Of War❗😠❗There is nothing in the news or on yt which alludes to this supposed nuclear attack!! Let's all Hope and Pray for the end to this war SOON!!!  🙏 PEACE 🕊️

Update: As of 11:00 a.m., there is still a "blackout"  ( is this term no longer acceptable because of the socialist/communist virtue signaling PC CULTure? ). My entire condominium complex is completely without power! This better not be some practical joker's idea of an April Fools joke❗🤬❗

The power came back on at 1:05 p.m. That's almost half a day without electricity 🔌 💡And I re-switched the light bulbs. 

And it sure wasn't fun wiping my 🍑 🧻 👌in the dark❗😤❗

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I was distracted with the religious debates that I watched on yt to post this sooner. But it worked out well because blogspot.com doesn't adjust for Daylight Savings Time which is observed in most parts of the USA. So that I should post the views' tally count at 5 p.m. 'til sometime in late Autumn when the PST ( Pacific Standard Time ) goes back 1 hour again. 

Here are today's winners of the 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race. Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for

winning in 1st place!

🎉🎆🏆🎇🎊

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Congratulations to the USA for

winning in 2nd place!

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Congratulations to Canada, Israel & Russia. 

We have a 3-Way tie for 3rd place!

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And congratulations to Germany for

winning in 4th place!

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Thanks to all of the countries that took part in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! 🏁  🛣️  🏎️

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BEAUTY AND THE BEAST in 3-D, G ( 1 hr & 24 min )

where:  CENTURY 14 VALLEJO in Vallejo, CA
when:  Monday, January 16th, 2012
show:  2:00 p.m.
costs:  $9.25 Ticket + $5.75 small Popcorn + $4.50 medium Diet/Zero ( w/ Cherry ) Coke + $6.86 # 3 meal @ the MacDonald's Restaurant in the Target Shopping Center after the movie = $26.36
auditorium:  7
seat:  3rd row, 9th column


synopsis/overview:  A witch puts a handsome prince who is selfish, rude and ill-tempered, along with his unfortunate servants, under a spell  that can only be broken if the prince changes his ways and finds true love before time runs out for all of them on his 21st birthday.


noteworthy scenes:  1.) The curse; 2.) Book; 3.) Vain suitor; 4.) Invention; 5.) "Lost in the woods"; 6.) "A place to stay"; 7.) "I'll have Belle for my wife"; 8.) "Where's Poppa"; 9.) "The one we've been waiting for"; 10.) "I didn't get to say, Goodbye"; 11.) Bedroom; 12.) "I'm disgraced"; 13.) "Crazy old Maurice"; 14.) "Show me the smile"; 15.) Magic mirror; 16.) "Be our guest"; 17.) "If it's not Baroque, don't fix it"; 18.) "So, that's the West Wing"; 19.) Wolves; 20.) Arguments; 21.) Evil plan; 22.) Library; 23.) Breakfast; 24.) Bold/daring; 25.) Stupid; 26.) "I release you"; 27.) "It's alright, Poppa, I'm home"; 28.) Stowaway; 29.) Asylum for loonies; 30.) Village mob; 31.) "Belle, you came back"; and 32.) "I told you."


audience reaction:  The audience liked it.  And it got a "Hands Clapper" ending.

recommendation:  It's a formulaic Chick Flick, pretty much.  Go see it if that's your "thing".

spoiler alert!  What is a kingdom without a king and a queen, only a prince?  I never heard of such a thing.    What about the soldiers and guards?  There were none; only the prince's personal servants were in the castle.  In reality, if a person found himself alone in a dark, unoccupied building where objects take on a life of their own, that poor person would probably just die of fright!  Who can eat 5,000 eggs a day?  How did that skinny little Belle managed to put the unconscious Beast on the horse all by herself? Pigs do not wallow in the wintertime when the temperature drops down below 70 degrees Fahrenheit.  I don't think that the women back then wore brassieres.  How was Chip able to figure-out how to operate the newfangled invention?  The leading man in this movie and the one in the other Disney movie, TANGLED, both died a similar death and were revived pretty much the same way, too!

fyi:  I didn't see this movie when it first came out in 1991.

I wasn't much into movies back then.

Eggs are actually healthy for you.  Egg protein is the "Gold Standard" Protein by which all other kinds of protein are measured.  Although the egg yolk is high in Cholesterol, the egg white has enough Lecithin in it to counter the bad effects of Cholesterol!  It was the Grain Lobbyists who financed the Egg Study to fool the general public into thinking that eating a breakfast that is very  high in Sugar, Starch and Simple Carbohydrates is "better" for you than a breakfast that is high in Protein, Complex Carbohydrates and Fats.

word of advice:  Looks can be deceiving.  ( But I still won't marry an ugly girl! )

tidbits:  I forgot that today is a holiday, Martin Luther King's Day, to be exact. Lots of people turned-out at the cineplex!  And my usual favorite parking spaces were all taken-up so that I had to park far away, farther than I cared to park.

I ate at MacDonald's after the movie.

Then, I drove back home, took a shower, did some correspondence, and went to work.