I started to watch this at pre-dawn today, March 21st, 2024, in bed via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App.
Scene Commentaries:
I love the movie poster. It drew my attention to it. Of course, I am curious at how it will stack up against the Sharknado franchise, what with its never-heard-of actors in lead roles. Especially as it is pulling out all of the stops in wreaking havoc on coastal communities to one-up Sharknado's body count.
Here goes .... 😶
That fishing boat would not have been able to stand a chance against such a monster tornado! 🌪️
How stupid can a news reporter get just to have a 1st Scoop? 😕
Agonic, meaning not forming an angle but points directly to True North, is a new word for me to add to my vocabulary. 📖 Either I skipped Geology class that day or I nodded-off during the boring lecture! 😀 Or I was just day-dreaming, which I tended to do in most of my classes! 😂
There's an Asian man in the Cafe Scene, walking to the left of the frame, at around the 5 minute mark who shows up again, wearing the same clothes and walking towards the same direction, approximately 9 minutes later in the Hotel Bar Scene. Is he a Left-leaning stalker? 😦
This tornado 🌪️ is supposedly much greater than a Category F5, with its whirling 🌀 wind spinning at 300 mph ( 483 kph ) as it travels up to 60 mph ( 97 kph ). But this movie's Monsternado is whipping up spouts at 300 mph which is supposedly 4X faster than normal❗ In which case, it is referencing the Monsternado's 👉SPEED OF TRAVEL👈! 😬 If it is traveling through the Bermuda Triangle before it makes landfall, from its center to either Florida or Puerto Rico is about 500 miles ( 805 km ), for the sake of argument.
If the monsters that it suctions up into its spout were picked up from the Bermuda Triangle's center, and it travels at a speed of 300 mph ( 483 kph ), the Monsternado 🌪️ will take just ~1 hour & 25 minutes to make landfall! In other words, the monsters would have already been dead by then because the 4X speed at which they are being spun around in the duration of said spin Would Make Their Blood Cells Precipitate From The Plasma Fluid because of the Centrifugal Force Exerted Against Their Blood; And Their Brain Cells Would Die For Lack Of Oxygen, For Carbon Dioxide Build-Up, For Waste Matter Build-Up, For No Nutrients Uptake & For Intense Internal Organs Pressure!
( My Physics professor once said that there's no such thing as "Centrifugal Force," that it should be termed Centripetal Force! Eh, whatever. 🙄 'Same difference .... After all, scientists use Centrifuges, not "Centripuges"! 😏 )
The hotel bedroom scene with the FBI agent on top of the suspect would have been hilariously funny had they specifically hired dylan mulvaney for that agent's role--no one would notice the difference, except in the chest area! 😜
Oh, sure. Threaten an innocent hotel staff member, who's suffering from a heart attack, with your loaded gun! 🤦♂️
Those floppy Pterodactyls' wings would never keep them on the air, especially in our present day atmosphere ( remember kids: Floppy wings aren't Flappy ) which is not as dense as that during most of the Cretaceous Period! And they would first need to ACCLIMATIZE, too❗All of the prehistoric monsters would, maybe even the Suchus 🐊❗❗But understand that in the case of the Suchus, it would also NEED to recharge in the Sun because it is a cold blooded creature ❗❗❗Which the Suchus never had the opportunity to do! 😕 And there's the difference in atmospheric composition to consider, as well. So ... such monsters running loose today is never happening---Maybe! I say, Maybe, because some scientists are actually trying to clone the Wooly Mammoth 🦣 and Lord knows what else .... 🙄
The FEMA guy just wants to earn for himself some "brownie points" in an Election Year. Since this movie was made last year, it's talking about THIS year's election! Is it another coincidence, Conspiracy Theorists need to know? 🤨
"The alarms have been going off all afternoon!" Funny, I don't hear any alarm. Do you? 🤷♂️
In the scene with a guy sitting on top of the car, why didn't any Pterodactyl pluck him up? And the water level was low enough so that the Shark 🦈 cruising by should have had BOTH of its Dorsal and Tail Fins cutting through the water! 🧐
At 00:39:50, the bad guy had his back facing the armed agents that he failed to disarm. 🤦♂️ Why didn't the agents "aerate" the backside of his suit? 🤷♂️
Hold them off with what? How many bullets do you have in your gun, hon? And she's trigger happy, racking up the wrong body count! 😒
She hit the bad guy in the face, the very same bad guy that is holding a gun pointed straight at her. I don't know about him. But if someone were to hit me in the face, my hands, especially my trigger hand, would clench reflexively! 🙄
Old ex-military man said, "Granada," instead of, Grenada, an island country which is a member of The Caribbean Community! And which is about 900 miles ( 1448 km ) from Bermuda! And which I would think has more Strife in it than in Granada, Spain!
I thought that the hotel windows were tornado-proof! That Octopus 🐙 sure did an easy job of breaking through one!
Wait, what? Is that a coed 🚻 restroom in a
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For a bunch of big Crabs 🦀 or Lobsters 🦞 with very powerful claws, the only thing that was missing from their victim was its face❗🤦♂️❗
You should have listened to her when she ordered you to "Get your ass down here!" I mean, given the situation, no one should even have to say anything to you! 🤦♂️
He had the chance to give Kelly a "goodbye" kiss! 😘 It was then or never---A legitimate excuse, if ever there was one! 😉
Those Spiders that cut a man's arm off must have built-in Ginsu knives!
Why would a ( not a Sarcosuchus ) Crocodile 🐊 crawl willingly into the gaping mouth of a Megalodon 🦈? 🤔
Damn, the traffic sure looked normal instead of the long lines of bumper-to-bumper traffic that is commonly associated with such a disaster! 👎
The car has a moonroof that he could've easily crawled in through. Hello .... 😒
Floyd screamed too soon! 😅 Where's the new guy Scene Editor? 🤨
"Stay rigid❗ Don't go limp!" It sounds like the Viagra commercial that plays once in a while during the streaming of this movie. 🤪
Even the Tornado, as busy as it was spinning Sharks around, lowered its intensity and lingered around just long enough to see how this movie was going to wrap things up ❗ 🙃❗ Because even Tornados have inquiring minds .... 😏
That's A Wrap! 🎬
Just in case you're wondering why some of the characters speak with a British accent, wonder no more. This movie was actually filmed inside the Nhouse(?) Hotel in London!
But who's Kelly in this movie? 🤷♂️ Every one around one particular character kept calling her, Kelly. But there's no one actress credited with that role in the Ending Credits! 🔍 But if you search for this movie's Cast members' photos, one in particular sticks out, that of Chloe Carr, who plays the role of Lara. Yet No One Among The Cast & Crew Noticed The Mistake, Not Even The Scriptwriter Or The Scriptgirl❓🤦♂️❗🤷♂️❓Must Cine-Man do all of your works for free?!?!?! Give me a Break, PLEASE❗🙏❗
Why doesn't Whollyweird hire the services of Cine-Man ALREADY to help them with their Action Scenes? 🤷♂️
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Here's a vigorous 🌪️ tornado 🌀, courtesy of mrnobodydudy's "Mekus, Mekus":
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Tidbit:
I'm in the process of composing an e-mail to send to the Singapore Embassy. I want them to tell me exactly why my Singaporean readers are cut-off from accessing my movie blogsite. I'll have to do the same for the Czechia and the Canada Embassies, too. Their actions are preposterous!
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Now, for today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners. Drumroll 🥁 please ....
Congratulations, Hong Kong
on your 1st place win!
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Congratulations, Israel
on your 2nd place win!
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Congratulations, USA
on your 3rd place win!
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And congratulations to both
Germany & United Kingdom
for tying in 4th place!
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Thanks to all of the countries represented in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! 🏁 🛣️ 🏎️
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