AQUAfinaMAN, BATTLE FOR CINEMATIC DOMINANCE!

Cinemas, the world over, are in fear of being monopolized by Black Fanta. But AQUAfinaMAN is here to save the Big Screen World❗

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AQUAfinaMAN, aka Grayson Nonoa, Aquaman's skinny twin "brother from another mother" is sent in disguise as a mild mannered, gentle clerk at a local cinema. But behind that "customer service"  facade seethes a volcanic 🌋 rage against his own Arch Enemy, Black Fanta. AQUAfinaMAN needs to prove himself worthy of being accepted into the Atlantean world to rule as Co-Regent of the underwater domain. First, he has to prove his mettle by standing up against Black Fanta, who is possessed by the ghost of Adolf Hitler, and the minion army of Syrupy Sweet Nutsies ( SS Nutsies ) whose ghosts possessed the other Fantas!

The Evil Black Fanta!

And his demonic minions:

The SS Nutsies being loaded into their

transport vehicles to take them to

Sub-Antartica to wait and chill

until Black Fanta gives

them the order to

attack the

Kingdom of Atlantis❗

Black Fanta's nefarious plan is to convince the people of Atlantis that the only way that they can get rid of their 🐠 Fish 🐟 Breath is to chew on countless sticks of Trident Gum:

With so many flavors to choose from, how

can the Atlanteans resist trying to get

rid of their Fish Breath?

Soon, wads of used chewing gum litter the Kingdom. And not only are people blowing bubbles out of their butts but now are also blowing bubbles out of the opposite end! 🤦‍♂️ The Atlanteans' obsession with Trident Chewing Gum is tanking the economy by gumming-up precision machineries, reducing productivity, cutting the labor force and forcing citizens to do ANYTHING just to get a Chewing Gum fix, especially the pregnant ones who are expensively craving for thousands of Trident Chewing Gum, EACH, To Feed Their Hatchlings With❗

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But AQUAfinaMAN comes up with a plan, the DASANILization plan, to stop Black Fanta's invasion of Atlantis! 😲 This DASANILator leaves a bad taste in the mouths of those who chew Trident Gum and turn their own Tongues black! 😛 This forces the people of Atlantis to stop chewing gum, Trident Gum in particular, for obvious reasons❗The people of Atlantis are saved, Black Fanta and his SS Nutsie army of Fantas are bound and put in Deep Freeze storage in Sub-Antartica to chill forever, Trident Gum is sold on the Black Market to fund Atlantis' Black Budget Projects and AQUAfinaMAN finally rules alongside his twin brother AQUAMAN & together play occasional practical jokes on their clueless half-brother Orm❗ 😁 🪳  😁 🪳 😁

This is Just A Parody Movie Plot Summary---Too Bad, Though .... ☹️

P. S. Fanta was actually the soft drink of choice of the Nazis in World War Two! A Fun(TA) Fact .... 🤷‍♂️

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