HOLY SHIT ( Ach Du Scheisse )!

Today, Saturday, December 16th, 2023, as I scrolled through my pile of TUBI offerings for any possible hidden Covid Lockdown Movie Gems, I "stepped" 😉 in this OXYMORONIC Explosive 2022 Effort. 'Worth the time, I said. 👌🙂👍

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I don't know how this 💩 title went past the

Censor Board. It's bold & daring &

it piqued my curiosity. 😺

Imagine seeing this title on the theatre's

marquee. Then telling the box office

clerk that you want to see some

Shit! Ha, ha, ha. 🤣🤣🤣

This movie was released on October 20th, 2022, in Germany. 

This year, it was released in Japan on March 3rd.

And it should be released here in the USA even if for a limited engagement only! Better yet, show it dubbed in English for more enjoyment. IMHO 

A rebar wouldn't go through an arm like that with a wide open exit wound spilling out blood! Inflammation would also have already set in place.  😕

Here's another watch that's basically the same style as mine. But just a different band & brand.

"Under Construction." 😂

It's not a Comedy ( except for a brief moment near the end ) or a Horror genre, at all. This is a TIGHT & Suspenseful Drama and a very creative movie that's well thought-out and executed! Even at a CONSTIPATED length of 1 hour & 30 minutes long. 🙃 

But don't worry, though. Leave it up to me to provide you with Comedy in my Tidbits section. 

My gripe is that the subtitles are sometimes missing or are just partially shown. 😕👎 I would Love 😍 to see this dubbed in English if only so that I can have a better understanding of the movie! It does involve some betrayal. Even though it's essentially about a man who's stuck in a Loo--literally stuck! 

FYI: There's a rule in movie making about not starting the movie with nudity. Unless you're making a porn movie. But HOLY SHIT! breaks the rule in a creative way: The protagonist is in a claustrophobia-inducing enclosed space with a topless woman ( where are "feminists" when you need them? ) poster in front of him. I guess that such a poster is an occasional welcome change from watching either the man or the Porta Potty hole. I'm just sorry that his right arm is pinned down! 😜  Guys, I'm talking about the pain that the poor guy has to endure. 😏

TIDBITS:

I took an Intermission Break at 3:50 pm to have breakfast and to go for a walk. 🚶‍♂️I arrived back home at 6:42 pm. And I prepared my lunch of Kefir Yogurt/Chia Seeds/Flaxseeds/Keto Cereal/Blueberry bowl 🥣 plus a Gala Apple 🍎.

Then, I fixed my spare pair of eyeglasses 👓 because I plan on wearing it on future movie watching times at the multiplex cinemas.  🤓

I wanted to watch this movie while sitting in the toilet 🚽. But I changed my mind when my legs started to go numb from the nerve compression in the back of my thighs! 😁😁😁

After you're done watching this movie, when you go and join your family and friends, and your proctologist, around the dining table, impress them with your particular knowledge of Scatology. 🤓 

Who goes around sniffing Shit! as

a profession? 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Or, take them out to eat at a trendy ( coprophagic? ) restaurant, like this one below, where you don't even need to excuse yourself to go use the toilet 🚽! Just do it in place! 😜 I wonder if they have just napkins or also toilet paper 🧻 at each table .... 🤔 

Yes, waitress. I'd also like a side of toilet paper 🧻 so that I can plug-up my nostrils to keep the Umami taste of my food from getting contaminated by the wafting Skatole 🤢 "aroma" ❗🤪

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https://www.latimes.com/food/dailydish/la-dd-magic-restroom-cafe-opens-in-city-of-industry-20131014-story.html

Just a tip before you do "go": If you and your party reserved booth seating at the restaurant, be sure to have aisle seating if you have any intestinal "Chirashi" condition! Come in hungry, leave in a hurry! A restaurant like this is either a Coprophagic's dream come true or a Coprophobic's nightmare come true!  🤣 🤣 🤣 

What a way to go, if ya gotta go! 😄

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What I observed about my being on a High Fiber Diet is that it almost always clogs the toilet 🚽 🪠! Either clog my toilet or clog my Arteries, the choice is mine to make. I take comfort in that knowledge except whenever I'm having to pass a super-sized "Lincoln 🪵 Log".  😖💩😮‍💨

I did better in my walk today. But my hips were quite sore for the 1st half of the walk.

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And I got hot & sweaty enough that I had to remove my polar fleece jacket even though it is cold ( not freezing ) Winter time weather outside. Yeah, I'm definitely on my way to feeling well again. 👍

From tomorrow, a Sunday, until Wednesday, the local forecast calls for rain. I've better get my rain gear ready. And I have 9:00 am and 5:30 pm appointments scheduled for Wednesday, too. 

P. S. I heard that in Europe, moviegoers eat their snacks first before a movie begins. This Movie Is Definitely Made For Such A Crowd 👌❗👍

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