CRUSH KONG CURLY ( MY CURLY-HAIRED CRUSH )

I watched this movie, via the TUBI Streaming App, today, Sunday, January 14th, 2024, at my computer 💻.

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This would get an NC-17 Rating

here in the USA❗ 🛑 🔞

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This movie is about a girl's lucrative work in a thinly disguised version of the Internet Porn's scandalous OnlyFans site, OnlyChance. 

Dang, here's yet another Dildo movie: A pink vibrating one in inches, not in centimeters.  😏

House walls in the Philippines aren't usually made with drywalls--and a thick one at That ❗ Wooden older houses usually have wood planks for walls or  plywood for the newer ones. Heck, some really old ancestral homes don't even have inner walls, just outer walls. The wall studs are left bare to have room for improvised shelvings. I don't know when builders started using drywalls. But the "drywall" used in this house looks like it's 4 to 6 board sheets THICK❗😲❗ And shouldn't have broken through that easily ❗👎❗

If she easily fell through the hole in the wall,

a width which is supposed to be 14½

inches, then the house was not 

built to Newer Code!!!  😬

Mr. Bachelor guy--who's an architect--wants his dream house to have lots of glass window 🪟 panes and bricks 🧱 In Earthquake Prone Philippines❗🤦‍♂️❗🤷‍♂️❗Oh ... Kay ....  😒

Home Builders store clerk is way too eager to please! 😕

Mr. Bachelor guy is oblivious to Miss Elle's roomful of adult paraphernalia. 🙄 I would have been curious as heck!  🤫

"How To Be An Influencer" tips. I'm Furiously Taking Notes So That I Can Have My Very Own OnlyMovieFans Site❗🤣❗

Well, this is the only movie that I know of that explains the reason for a female's real-life Breast Augmentation Surgery. 👨‍⚕️

From Peter, the seminarian to "peter," the SEMENarian! 😜 Hey, I didn't invent the English Language!! So, cut me some slack!!!  🤪

Scandal of The Year. 👿

And the Sex Addict. 😲

And here's a word coined in the '50s which I learned when I was just Today Year's Old: Niblings, for nephews and/or nieces. This Old 👴🏼 Fart can still learn a thing or two, after all❗👌❗👍❗

Delivery 🚲 guy's Big Reveal. "I carried this for decades ...." ❓❗❓❗❓❗😳

A Life Pattern every 7 years needs to be resolved or the cycle will repeat 🔁 itself! I'll have to be more mindful of the passing of Time!! Dang, I can't get senile now, anytime soon!!! 

The hole in the wall is a metaphor. Almost rhymes.  😏 

I was about to say that this movie has a good ending when they kissed and made up. But "They Went All The Way" At The End❗🤦‍♂️ A BIG FINALE, all right❗😁❗ Talk About Having A Climactic Ending❗🤣❗🤣❗

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I'm surprised to learn that they are now doing "Bomba" ( nudity ) movies in the Philippines all over again. There hadn't been any since Martial Law was enforced in the early '70s. I don't know when Philippine movie producers started churning them out once more. But a quick search on the Internet yielded some recent Pinoy movies with "bold" actresses baring it all for the camera. ❌❌❌

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