ZOMBIE ASS: TOILET OF THE DEAD

I saw this on my computer's TUBI Streaming App late in the evening yesterday, Friday, January 19th, 2024.

Could this have been the source of inspiration

for ACH DU SCHEISSE ( Holy Shit! )❓

WARNING ⚠️: After the first 20 minutes, don't eat anything while watching the rest of this movie. 😶

This movie is a Coprophiliac's Wet (runny) Dream come true! 

Now, that's one mouth-to-mouth that I'd dread to be involved in!  🤢

River parasites = Tapeworms. 🪱 

That trout looked so suspended from a fishing line! 😒

At just past the 00:23:00 mark, 🤢🤮❗

This makes "stepping out of the closet" pale in comparison! 😏 But if they all crawled out of the outhouse's Shit-Hole, why weren't they more soiled ...? And why does the Shit-Hole hold so many zombies ❓ 🤷‍♂️

Farts Galore, if anyone's into that kind of "thing", this movie is perfect for those with a Flatuphiliac obsession! 😷

An axe 🪓 cannot cut a body in half with just a single strike! 🤦‍♂️

Deadly Butt 🍑 ASSault! 😁

A double barrel shotgun that can shoot more than 2 shells before reloading .... 😒 Dang, where can I get one?  🤪

"You should shut-up!" 😂

ENEMA of the Enemy 🤦‍♂️

"Roto-Rooter" Tapeworms! 

Butt Bat 😄

We got "Back-Up"!  😉

Butt But 😃

"All's well that ENDs well."

Constricting 🪱 COLONizer

Bun-BQ for 2 on a stick 😄

BUTT what happened to the dueling tapeworms? 

Don't just stand there---Run❗

"Shit for brains." 💩🧠

YES ❗ There's a new superheroine 🦸‍♀️ in Japan Town. Remember her name, BUTTwoman. Her exploits will go down in the ANALs of History.

Bun Pun intended! 😜 REPEATEDLY ❗🤣❗🤣❗

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Karate 🥋 Girl in a short schoolgirl outfit Fetish & Zombies, what more could one ask for in a Japanese horror movie? 🤷‍♂️ This will be a cult classic ( if it isn't already) among those of certain predilections in liberal college towns once it's shown during midnight movie screenings ( college kids don't just stay up all night to prepare for exams, they also attend Friday midnight shows to de-stress )!

Now, I see why ACH DU SCHEISSE was well-received in Japan!  😏

TIDBITS:

I was infected with a tapeworm back when my family still lived in Kidapawan, Cotabato, Mindanao, Philippines. I was a sickly, skinny little kid. But after we moved to Matina, Davao City, Mindanao, Philippines, the 🪱 crawled out of my 🍑! And I soon got FAT ❗

There was a scandal in the '70s about a doctor who marketed a very effective weight loss pill. What the buyers didn't know was that the capsules were filled with tapeworm eggs!  😳

Roto-Rooter:

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Michael🕴️ Jackson's THRILLER can't hold a stinkin' fart to this movie!  😁 😁 😁

This movie reminds me not to eat Rope Sausage anytime soon:

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At my age 👴🏼,  I'm due for a Colonoscopy. After watching this movie, I'm not sure if I should schedule one anytime soon! 😕

And the winner of today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race is--drumroll please ... 🥁

Congratulations, to all of my devoted

readers in Singapore. 👍

You did it again! 👌

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And an honorable mention

goes to my readers 

in China.

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As well as to my readers in

the US 🥉and in Russia

for finishing the

grueling

24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race! 

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