NOAH'S SHARK

I saw this early morning today, March 3rd, 2024, via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App while I was in bed. 🛏️

Scene Commentaries:

Well, it was bound to happen sooner than later. 🤷‍♂️ What with the worldwide success of the Sharknado 🦈 franchise. 😏 But don't get your hopes up just yet! 😶

At 00:02:46, the interviewer asks the priest, "Is God enough?"

Priest: "He or she has to be." What the Heck kind of answer is that to come from a priest?!?!?! 🤦‍♂️ The Bible is clear on God's masculine attributes and Earth's feminine attributes! 🧐

And why is the "televangelist" dressed like a priest? 🤷‍♂️!🤦‍♂️?

The mother of the possessed girl forgets that it is all recorded on tape. So, the priest has the perfect alibi! 

THE LEGEND: Noah supposedly had a son named Zadkael(?) who made a deal with a devil shark about something or other. When Noah found out about it, he struck Zadkael down. And the devil shark finished him off, headfirst! Noah, looking like Cecil B. DeMille's Moses with a fake beard--stupidly Fake grey beard!--cursed the devil shark into the watery abyss. The death of Zadkael caused an imbalance in the delicate order of God's creations. Because of it, Noah made his 3 other sons promise not to talk about their dead brother ever again.  🙄  Which is why you and I only find out about Zadkael(?) today❗  🙃

A shark that growls like a bear and is too puny to be a Great White Shark ...? 🤪 And I thought that COCAINE SHARK was bad!  😁 😁 😁

The old barn is such a stupid substitute for the Ark! I mean, seriously, you can tell that it's just an old barn.  😒

Admittedly, this movie has a catchy Title and Tagline. Sadly, it does not deliver! It's simply "belly-up dead in the water."  👎 I, Cine-Man, could have done a better job with the script, myself!  🤓

Once again, I wasted 2 hours of my time so that you guys won't have to!  😕

Tidbits:

According to what I read a few years ago, Ham's sin about seeing the "nakedness" of his father Noah is actually about him having an incestuous sexual intercourse with his own mother Emzara(?) [ Naamah? ] when his father Noah was passed out drunk! 😲

I decided to order a replacement Antenna for my Saturn SC-1. It's not an OEM. It's shorter at just 16.0 inches ( 40.6 cm ) long. And I went ahead and ordered a new red RFID Blocking Leather Wallet. 

Of course, I'll have to Super

Glue this one into

place, too!

🙂

I went to Selecta Pilipino Buffet Restaurant here in Vallejo, CA, to eat Pinoy food and to buy some lottery tickets.

The sweet & sour Fish Head was not spared

my desire to take it apart and eat its Jaw

Muscles, Eyes and Brains! Nobody

batted an eye since I was in the

company of fellow Pinoys.

The soup is Beef Nilaga

made with Tendon,

Cartilage and

Bone Marrow.

👌🤤😋👍

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Now, for today's winners of the 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race to the finish! Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations, Singapore, on

your 1st place win.

🎉🎇🏆🎆🎊

 🇸🇬🥇🇸🇬

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Congratulations, United Kingdom,

on your 2nd place win.

🇬🇧🥈🇬🇧

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Congratulations, United States, on

your 3rd place win.

🇺🇲🥉🇺🇸

And congratulations to both

Germany and Israel for

tying in 4th place.

🇩🇪🏅🇮🇱

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Thanks to all of the countries that participated in today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race to the Finish Line!   🏁  🛣️  🏎️

I think 🤔 that Team United Kingdom's pit crew put the same kind of $uper expensive engine under the bonnet of their hypersport race car that Team Singapore's pit crew had installed under the hood of theirs❗ 🤨  Mind you, this race is EXPTREMELY More Demanding to the drivers, pit crews and cars involved than its more famous racing counterpart❗❗ Only a very few can complete even one lap within the 24-Hour time period ❗❗❗ ⏰  "What's good for the goose is good for the gander."  😉

The "other" team(s) almost always complete the lap, too. 'Too bad that they officially don't qualify to compete in the race because they lack national representation(s)! 😕

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