IN A VIOLENT NATURE

I went to see this movie here in Vallejo, CA at the Century 14, today, June 4th, 2024, an All Day Bargain Tuesday. The price of admission was $6.50. I brought a Margaritaville Strawberry Daiquiri Singles To Go packet to flavor my iced 20 oz ( 591 ml ) bottle of Dasani Water. And I also brought with me a SlimFast Keto Strawberry Topped Cheesecake mini snack bar and a Ratio Keto Friendly Toasted Almond Crunchy Bar for lunch.

Auditorium 3, B-6

Scene Commentaries:

The necklace.  😐

Before I continue further, here are the 3 trope cliches that I see repeatedly in horror/slasher movies: No dogs when they are sorely needed, victims lack Peripheral Vision and "slow as molasses" killers! 😒  Also, don't ever venture into the wilderness unprepared and unarmed because it's not a G-rated, kid-friendly dizzy-knee environment to find yourself in--and remember what I said recently about having a snake bite kit in your emergency pack❗😉❗

Okay, so here goes ....

Approximately 65% to 75% of this movie 👉Is WASTED👈 on following the slow-moving killer in the woods. It's as if this length of time is used to think up what to do or how to handle the next victim. 😕  Obviously, no brainstorming session was even added to the production of this low budget movie. As if this wasted time is not enough, there isn't even any music to accompany the "suspenseful" 🥱 scenes!

The old fart victim knew the lay of the land, and even had trail markers set in place. Yet, somehow, he still managed to get himself ensnared in his own bear trap❗🤦‍♂️❗

Probably the only noteworthy scene in this movie was when the 2nd victim's top part of the head was thrown through a glass window and it landed right side up! 👌

Why did yoga 🧘🏼‍♀️ girl just stand there when it was safe enough for her to slide herself down the long embankment❓

Back about 9 years ago, I was walking in the trail section of Dan Foley Park when I arrived at the embankment and noticed something at the lake shore which caught my interest. I started walking down the embankment for a closer look when I lost my footing on the loose gravel and hyper-flexed my bad left knee❗😖❗And I didn't have my Articulated Knee Brace on because I forgot to put it on before I left my condo. 🤦‍♂️  And I thought that nothing bad was going to happen to my knee! Oh, boy, did I ever think incorrectly!!  🙄  It was one long and painful walk for me out of the trail!!!  😣

The killer's eyes are clouded-over but he can still see with them?!?!?!  👨‍🦯

Why didn't the ranger call for emergency back-up ❓🤷‍♂️❗🤦‍♂️❓

Why didn't the shotgun-toting ranger shoot out the killer's arms and legs when he had plenty of time to do so?  🤷‍♂️  After all, the ranger knew that the killer died years before; and making it Deader than DEAD should not even be up for a moral discussion. There was also a handy axe 🪓 nearby that could have been used for such a job, too!  REMEMBER: Neutralize A Threat As Best You Can As Soon As Possible❗

Okay, the killer is supposedly learning-disabled and, based on his origin, never was around machinery long enough to learn to operate any such machinery! Yet, The Killer Was Able To Easily Identify & Operate A Log Splitter❗🙄❗

Why in HELL did the last victim stand well within striking distance of the killer❓🤷‍♂️❗

It's time for me to reword the Lizzie Borden poem:

Killer Johnny took an axe, gave the victim 40 whacks! Once he liked what he had done, gave the victim 'nother 41❗🪓❗

The woman stood frozen on the spot as if she was thinking to herself, "Nope, I ain't having any of this sh!t❗" 

The boring story told in the truck almost made me fall asleep!  😔

This movie was made with just one thing in mind: Make it gory simply for the sake of gore. And you'd be braindead to expect more of this movie!  👎

In fact, the other Canadian movie that I recently saw, LOWLIFES, is better than this one!  👍

This movie was filmed in the Canadian side of Sault ( pronounced: "Soo" ) Sainte Marie.

The red dot that I made above the 

Sault Sainte Marie name was

where we dined & stayed 

for the evening.

My eldest sister and her late husband ( along with my then little niece ) took me to The United States' side of Sault Sainte Marie back in 2005 ( almost 19 years ago ), during my 1st ever trip to Michigan. We stayed the night at a motel. It was also the very 1st time that I had Fish & Chips!  😋

The Soo Locks is where boats from Canada and from The United States are put in an enclosure where the water level is then lowered ( from the Canadian side ) and raised ( from The United States side ) for the boats to travel to and from "Canada's" Lake Superior to "The United States'" Lake Huron. The word, Sault ( pronounced: "Soo" ) is French for Falls or Rapids. And which is why they put a boat enclosure, i.e. Locks, in place to raise or lower the water level depending on which country a boat needs to travel to.

You can stand at the river bank of Sault Saint Marie and can see the Canadians across the river. You could even converse with them if you wanted to--in English! My sister's late husband quipped that if he ever drove their SUV across the border, he wouldn't be checked for a passport but we would have to be checked!  😁 😁 😁

It was a cold afternoon in late September or in late October when we watched the Soo Locks in operation. It's the # 1 tourist attraction in the quaint US town of Sault Sainte Marie.  😏  And, boy, was it cold---My butt was freezing!  🥶  After that experience, I would make sure to wear thermal or fleece underpants whenever I'd vacation during the cold season in Grand Rapids, Michigan.  😀 

Tidbit:

Claudio, the Jason Momoa lookalike was there. He asked me what movie that I was there to see. I told him that I was about to see IN A VIOLENT NATURE. He thought that it seemed like an '80s slasher flick. I told him I'll let him know what I think about the movie later on.

I did a little bit of walking around the parking 🅿️ lot before my next movie started. And I did get around to telling Claudio that this horror movie majorly sucked Big Time❗🧐👎❗

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Here are the 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners. Drumroll  🥁  please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 

winning in 1st place!

🎉🎇🏆🎆🎊

🇭🇰🥇🇭🇰

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Congratulations to Israel for 

winning in 2nd place!

🇮🇱🥈🇮🇱

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Congratulations to The United States 

for winning in 3rd place!

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Thanks to the nations that competed in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish!   🏁       🛣️       🏎️

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IMMACULATE

I went to see this today, a Bargain All Day Tuesday, at the Century 14 Vallejo, here in Vallejo, CA. The price of admission was $6.50. I brought with me a 20 oz ( 591 ml ) bottle of iced Dasani Water, a stick of PeakH2O Wild Strawberry Energy Caffeinated Drink Mix to flavor my water with, a 1.69 oz ( 48 g ) Luna Chocolate Peppermint Stick and a 1.06 oz ( 30 g ) Genius Gourmet Chocolate Dream Keto Bar high fiber/high protein bars for as my late lunch. 

Auditorium 5, B-7

Scene Commentaries:

I was under the impression that the cardinal was none other than Robert De Niro! 😁

So, that is the place where nuns get old, end up with dementia and then die? That place is literally haunted! 👻

Yes, after Constantine and his mother converted to christianity, his mother Helena did go to Jerusalem on a pilgrimage and collected religious relics. She picked and chose with items and locations have religious significance. But whether or not what she decided to declare holy actually were is hard to answer. She probably decided on such things arbitrarily. Many were crucified by the Romans. Therefore, the nail's authenticity is anyone's wild guess! But what we know is that the nails were not driven through the palms of the accused. The victim's bodyweight would have caused the nails to rip right off each hand. The area around the wrist can hold a man's bodyweight.

Okay, a pregnant female's areolas will darken with pregnancy. Hers weren't. Fire the new guy SFX apprentice!  😀 ( Notice that I didn't say, Pregnant MALE!  🤨  )

Why did she just lose a tooth, just one? A wisdom tooth, perhaps? This calls for wisdom and discernment. 😄

Are you wondering why paul ( the supposed "apostle" 😒 ), who never even saw Yeshua Ha'Mashiach in person, would even write this?

Did paul just admit the very, Very

OBVIOUS about his own 

encounter with Satan 

on the road to 

Damascus?

🤔🤔🤔

There should have been more of a pain reflex reaction on the one whose tongue was snipped off! Folks, if you're gonna go for the squeamish or the gory, act the part! 

A Mercedes Benz?!?!?! 😲 Why not a Fiat or some other Italian car? After all, the film setting for this movie is somewhere in Italy!

Why did it take them so long to chase down a pregnant woman? 🤷‍♂️

I don't think that they can extract DNA material from a 2,000+ years sample. 😕

At best, the blood sample that they

can extract from the iron nail

will be very rich in Iron!

But all of that rust might just be

contaminated with Clostridium

Tetani. So, expect to get that

too in your blood sample. 

Back at the apartment building, in Matina, Davao City, Mindanao, Philippines, where my family lived next door to a doctor and his family, one of his two sons stepped on a rusty nail. Worried that his injured son might get Tetanus, the doctor shaved off some matchstick heads and stuffed his son's puncture wound with the shavings. Then, he lit it with a match! He son shook his leg uncontrollably and cried because of the burning pain. About 10 years later, I had an injury on the top of my left foot. Remembering what the doctor did, I also did the same thing to my open wound! I learned that day how a person with a burning pain on/in his foot would shake uncontrollably. But I didn't cry because I'm not a wuss!  😎 I have a better tolerance for pain, a trait that I inherited from my late father Who Circumcised His Own Wee-wee❗😁❗😁❗😁❗ Talk about Bad-Ass❗👌❗😎❗👍❗But I, and my brother, did get circumcised with a painkiller that Was Probably Just A Placebo BECAUSE IT DID NOTHING TO BLOCK THE PAIN❗😖❗ Why do I just now think that my father slipped the doctor a good amount of money to use a placebo on me and my brother? 🤔 But I didn't cry even though it was a torturously slow procedure done on me! Like father, like son👌❗😎❗👍 My little brother, on the other hand, was crying the whole time❗😒👎 Disclaimer: My father did a QUICK SNIP of his foreskin when he was a young, crazy kid❗So, I'm the badder of us two for enduring pain longer❗💪😎👍❗

Why did I reminisce about Tetanus and Torture? Because there is an earlier scene and a later scene that involve the use of a Branding Iron. And Sister Cecilia didn't act as I would have expected her to act. You know, you can elicit just about the same uncontrollable reaction in someone simply by tickling the sole of the person's foot!  😕 Fire the inexperienced "Acting Coach"❗😠❗ 

According to the late amateur archaeologist Ron Wyatt, whom I mentioned in my BOB MARLEY: ONE LOVE movie blog, he found the Blood of Christ and had it analyzed. The lab report said that it is missing a pair of Chromosomes. It only has 22 pairs instead of 23 pairs! The 23rd pair determines the embryo's gender. ( Yes, just 2 Genders, not 78! ) Therefore, the blood sample only has chromosomes from the mother.

The father on the other hand .... 

The partition screen in the Confession Box is pointless since you can clearly see the face of the confessor!  🤦‍♂️ Fire the HOD Carpenter❗😠❗

The part when Sister Cecilia broke her water and she exclaimed the cuss word, "Goddamit!" was appropriately funny, considering the predicament that she was in ❗🤣❗🤣❗🤣❗

I don't know how long the corpse was left there but it should have already putrefied and stank!  🤢

👉 https://youtu.be/COwkCW38J54?si=nBB8S7_sGeTaXRks

That's not how or where you do a Caesarean!  👨‍⚕️

Why didn't the doctor call the police?  🚓

Every time that I looked at her face, I'm reminded of her movie, ANYONE BUT YOU. Of course, she's also in the MADAME WEB movie. But it's the first movie that keeps popping up! 

Tidbits:

Applying the Occam's Razor, there were certain rulers in ancient times who also claimed to be of virgin birth. Medically speaking, a sperm doesn't have to be ejaculated into a female's vagina for her to be impregnated. It just has to be deposited somehow. Just like in the Artificial Insemination Procedure, which this movie is all about. Or surreptitiously through a "pap smear."

Ladies, watch out for the hairy armed,

creepy male Ob-Gyn who does the

pap smearing procedure 'cause

you might end up with a POP 

for your baby after you get

your Chastity SMEARED!

As if you do not have

enough worries

already....

And, at the risk of offending the deeply religious, Anal Sex was a common practice in Ancient Times as a form of birth control. And, as I have said it earlier, the semen doesn't need to be ejaculated into a vagina for a female to be impregnated. It just has to be deposited somehow. For a Roman to willfully impregnate a Jewish female would have caused quite a revolt! So, anal sex was performed. Enter Tiberius Pantera ( no pun intended ), a former Jewish slave, who became a Legionary. The supposed true father of Yeshua! 

Understand that this was just used to

discredit His Name! Because this

cannot explain for all of the

countless miracles that

He performed during

His Ministry! 

This movie was filmed in Italy where the Marian Movement is very strong! It takes a lot of intentional CHUTZPAH to do so❗❗❗

It took Mucho Mas

Cojones to do

this movie

in Italy!

SERIOUSLY❗

After I watched this movie, I walked around the block of Admiral Callaghan Lane, Turner Parkway and Plaza Drive to get over 7,000 steps walked before I went back to this theatre to watch GODZILLA X KONG.

P. S. My blog on GODZILLA X KONG will be posted either tomorrow or Friday. 

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NOTE: This is for yesterday's contest result before the movie began. I missed the first 3 minutes of the movie, after the previews, as I set-up the race result:

Here are the winners of today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race. Drumroll 🥁 please .... 

Congratulations to Hong Kong for

winning in 1st place!

🎉🎆🏆🎇🎊

🇭🇰🥇🇭🇰

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🍾

Congratulations to the USA for

winning in 2nd place!

🇺🇸🥈🇺🇲

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Congratulations to Israel & Russia for

tying in 3rd place!

🇮🇱🥉🇷🇺

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And congratulations to Germany for

winning in 4th place!

🇩🇪🏅🇩🇪

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Thanks to all of the countries that took part in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! 🏁  🛣️  🏎️

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