LYLE, LYLE CROCODILE ( 2022 )

I went to the Regal Edwards Fairfield & I-Max, in Fairfield, CA today, July 30th, 2024, a $6.99 All Day Bargain Tuesday, to see this movie. The price of admission was $1.00❗And I bought the kiddy snack pack for $5.00 + tax at the Concessions Counter for a total of $6.37 ( this is the only multiplex in my area that charges tax on Concessions purchases 🙁👎 ).

Auditorium 2, C-9

Scene Commentaries:

I actually saw this movie twice when it came out in October of 2022 because I liked it so much! But I resisted the opportunity to blog about it back then. Today, I'm making up for it!  🙂 Also, I was curious about the $1.00 deal.  And the $5.00 Kid's Pack.   🤑

The Five Dollar Kid's Pack Deal. 🤑

I hope that I was given a Diet

Pepsi because I didn't 

pay attention to 

what was put 

in the cup!

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Since this is a kids' movie, I'll go easy on it.  😏

"You've got to show them something they've never seen before."  🙁

Eddie's Exotic Animals pet store.  😲

The 1st Song & Dance lesson.  🙂

The House Deed.  😕

Stage Fright!  😳

18 months later ....  😒

"Most parents move out of the city once they have kids, not in!"  🥺

"I have no idea what that was."  😃 Even Alexa or SIRI got stumped!  😄

The attic.  😬

"Don't worry. You got this."

Cat in the mouth!  😮

"Did you see that?!"  😁  There's this Urban Legend of alligators in new york sewers! This movie's scene is about it. But, actually, somebody DID put an alligator in a new york storm drain back in the 1930s(?). Why an alligator instead of a crocodile 🐊? Because alligators can survive in snowy weather. So, the newspaper 📰 report on the 1930s(?) alligator eventually just ballooned into an Urban Legend! 

The mugger.  😯

Chocolate Dipped Cherries.  🍒 

The short cut. 👌

The percussion massager.  😀

A friend request.  😉

Dumpster diving.  😐

The bathtub 🛁 scene.  😄

Rooftop dining.  🍽️🕯️ 

Cat with an IBS.  😆

The kitchen helper.  👨‍🍳

3 rooftop CCTVs.  🤨

Pizza for breakfast.  🤤  I'll eat whatever I have available for breakfast. For example, the Kid's Pack that I had while I watched this movie was my breakfast❗😋❗

"It's time to tell your father."  🤨

The surprise visitor.  😯

"We have a crocodile and David Copperfield living in our attic."

Gators Fans. 👌😎👍

The wrestling match.  🤼‍♂️

The magic 🪄 show.  ✨ 

"I thought Lyle had changed."   ☹️

The HOA meeting. 👌 Good one. But how did the magician know?  🤷‍♂️

Animal Control.  😧

The Zoo.  🙁

"Well, why do you keep leaving him?"  😢

A Bask of 🐊 Crocodiles. 🐊 

"This is not life. We've got to show what Lyle can do."  🤨

I like the old motorcycle with a sidecar. 👌

"What's he doing in Times Square?"  🤷‍♂️

A stage performance!  🤩

The courtroom trial.  🧐

"I got you a floatie."  Cute ....  😏

The rattlesnake.  🐍

"Play Lyle's music."   🎼🎵🎶

This is a very entertaining movie to take your little brats to go see! 'Else, I wouldn't have bothered to go see it for the 3rd time❗😊👍

Tidbits:

My late mother had one such ceramic elephant 🐘 flower pot stand. It was exactly like the one shown in a scene. Somewhat like the one shown below:

My brother has it now.

He and his wife

have a lot of 

plants!

All throughout the movie, I would hear the occasional sound of what seemed like a cat purring loudly. Even when the cat on the screen was not in a scene!  Then, I realized that the purring sound was coming from behind me. There was someone in the audience who was breathing through a portable respirator.

I hope that the person behind me who was using a respirator doesn't get covid.  🤞 Because such a patient would have to be intubated❗And as a rule, A PATIENT SHOULD NOT BE INTUBATED FOR OVER 48 HOURS OR THEY WILL DIE❗😠❗ It angered me to hear this from a statement of a Respiratory Therapist because the CDC & the Fake News Media claimed that it was the PLANdemic virus that killed all of the intubated patients❗😡❗🤬❗

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After I wrote this, I still had time to walk around the shopping mall. I bought a movie ticket first.  😎

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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners. Drumroll  🥁  please ....

Congratulations to Singapore for 

winning in 1st place!

🎉🎇🏆🎆🎊

🇸🇬🥇🇸🇬

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Congratulations to the USA for 

winning in 2nd place!

🇺🇲🥈🇺🇸

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Congratulations to Israel for 

winning in 3rd place!

🇮🇱🥉🇮🇱

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Congratulations to Russia for 

winning in 4th place!

🇷🇺🏅🇷🇺

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And congrats to Germany for 

rounding up the Top 5!

🇩🇪🎖️🇩🇪

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Note: I used this earlier screenshot from 4:20 p.m. and not the one from 5:01 p.m. because the previous one shows Russia's participation in this race; but the latest one doesn't! I checked with the race results from yesterday and the day before; neither one has Russia in the chart. Race results are supposed to stay up for 👉24 hours👈! So, I don't know why Russia was allotted fewer hours on the chart. But my decision is based on giving credit where it is due. Therefore, I go with what the 4:20 p.m. time shows.

Thanks to the countries that participated in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! 🏁       🛣️       🏎️

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ANIMAL

I went to see this today, Monday, December 4th, 2023, at the Century 14 here in Vallejo, CA. The price of admission was $9.50.

Vijay has a lifelong need to always meet with his beloved father's approval. And he goes to certain extremes to do so. 

R, 3h & 2m

This movie sure was bumped

up 30 days earlier than it

was planned! I think

that there's a good

reason for it: An

anticipated hit

movie is on

its way.

😶 

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Auditorium 1, B-6

A few more people

showed up just as

the movie was

about to get

started.

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The Mile High Club. It's the only way to fly. 😉

For a great fighter, he sure doesn't know how to apply a Rear Naked Choke:

His victim should have passed

out in under 15 seconds if he

applied the chokehold

correctly.

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His obsession with underwear 🩲 reminds me of Kanye West who supposedly only uses any underwear JUST ONCE! It must be why there's a reference to buying him 365 pieces of underwear.

That door can't block bullets. Why did he shield himself from getting hit with bullets by hiding under that fallen door?

This is a first for me: They actually have a Bollywood Song & Hack now. Quite an extreme departure from the tried & true Bollywood Song & Dance! 

Some places in the world would feel somewhat uncomfortable in watching scenes with the Swastika. I know that some liberals here in the States would be "virtue signal" triggered by it! 

The mobility 🦼scooter which is outfitted with an array of Gatling Guns sure got me laughing!

Okay, Vijay killed a whole bunch of bad guys. Some of which looked physically fit! So, instead of waiting patiently for a Heart ❤️ Transplant donor, he could just have harvested a bunch of potential Heart Transplant organs on his next killing spree! 🤷‍♂️ Heck, in fact, he could have started A Very Lucrative Side Hustle Business harvesting the organs of his fallen enemies! 👌🤑👍💰 I'm sure that desperate organ recipients won't mind getting Masala Spice flavored Organs. 🙃

Worried about getting Bad Karma for killing so many people, he goes to a Catholic Church for forgiveness of his sins. But the priest condems him to 😈Hell👿, instead! Vijay should have consulted with 👉me👈 about the church's secret way of Sin Forgiveness that will have him be essentially covered for 10, 100 or even 1000 reincarnations, depending on how much money he can come up with to pay the priest ❗❗❗

How do you think all of the "christian"

genocidal maniacs got away with

killing so many people thru-

out the centuries? 🤷‍♂️

Vijay would be living future lives

as a "saintly" man. I'm just

being sarcastic, folks.

So, chill ....

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Dang the airplane's Black Box device!  😁

Gitanjali's brassiere looks like it has an under breast shelf to push up Dem Melons! 😜 Kinda reminds me of the elevator shoes for short guys! 😂

Okay, this has got to be the first Bollywood movie with a frontal nudity in it that I've seen❗ Well, maybe second if you consider 1996's KAMA SUTRA with Sarita Choudhury doing us the favor. 😏   No---Scratch that❗🤓❗ How could I even for a brief moment forget the 👉many contributions👈 made in Celluloid by Karenjit Kaur Vohra, aka Sunny Leone ❓🤷‍♂️❓🤦‍♂️❓I Do The Necessary HARD 😛 Research So That You, My Dear Readers, Don't Have To. 👀

Why are Vijay and Gitanjali arguing with each other in English? I mean, the Hindi language has been around for thousands of years! Surely, Hindi should have a whole surplus of cuss words and dirty words by now!!! 

I do know that it's a bad idea to flip a lit cigarette onto the tarmac! 😦

Again, don't shoot guns at an angle against the floor or the bullet will ricochet! 😠

There's supposedly a part 2 against an evil "twin"! 

And there are some Bonus Scenes after the movie ends. 

TIDBITS:

This movie is weird. 🥴  I don't know how to categorize it! It is Insanity, Violence and Comedy rolled into one In The Most Over The Top Way❗😕  It is about a toxic Alpha Male Testo Rage between 2 rival groups.

👉Why Bollywood should have consulted with me first before making this movie👈: 

The surgical scar on Vijay's chest looks too smooth. It doesn't look like that in a real post-op. I should know since I had one done on myself. It takes months BEFORE it smooths out. And the Rib Cage, which has to be secured back into place is held together by wire stitches 🪡. And the Chest will be loose for many months, too, and one would have to be careful how one sleeps and when one sneezes because either one might disturb the stitches. And one cannot wear any shirt that is not a button down shirt because one cannot be lifting one's arms away from one's Chest during the recovery period. And there are weekly visits from a nurse to check up on the Recovery Phase.

What I'm saying is that the fight on the tarmac could have easily ended badly for Vijay had the bad guy taken advantage of Vijay's situation ❗❗❗

A major surgery patient is also Intubated. You'd be surprised how far down they can put the breathing tube in you! And it can take a while to slowly pull it out of you. How in heck are they even able to put it in, in the 1st place?!?!?! The right side of my Throat was so sore after the tube was removed!

When I woke up from surgery and learned that someone had put a Penile Catheter in Mini-Me, I felt like I was violated. I mean, there I was under General Anesthesia in a roomful of people who were watching that catheter get shoved into poor little ol' Mini-Me! 🙁 And when I used the toilet 🚽 to empty my Bladder after the Penile Catheter was removed, the Urine Flow was so weak AND the Meatus of my "meat" 😏 fluttered with the flow of Urine, somewhat like it was "motorboating" ( see Slang definition ) all of the while that I was peeing!  🤣🤣🤣

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I dined at an off the freeway Jack In The Box, on Red Top Road between Vallejo & Fairfield, a few times. I sometimes noticed that this restaurant is a pit-stop for people who deliver Live Organs for Transplants! I could easily see through the car's window the Thermos Lunch Box-style coolers that the Donor Organs are kept in❗ Can you just imagine if someone hot-wired the medical transport car or if someone broke in and stole the medical coolers thinking that there was food in them❓😳❗

For this movie, I had a small bag of almonds with me to eat with my Hungry Buddha Lemon/Blueberry Keto Bar. I washed it all down with a 0.1 oz (2.7 g) stick of Dole Zero Sugar Tropical Splash flavored 20 fl oz (591 ml) Dasani Water.

The Beginning Reader Tally is ... 

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The Ending Reader Tally for the 24-Hour period is ...

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