CONJURING BABA

I started watching this "Mask 😷 Up & Social Distance because it's the 2022 MADterm selection yEAR" movie at predawn today, Sunday, Mother's Day, May 12th, 2024, in bed 🛏️ via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App.

If you're expecting to see this Evil Dude,

you're in for a major disappointment!

Scene Commentaries:

This is like a very amateurish film school beginner's 1st movie project.  🧐  Or maybe it is! Either way, it's a sophomoric film effort.

Those graveyard crosses needed to be aged! Fire the new guy Breakdown Artist and hire Cine-Man, Artist Apprentice❗

That's the "Baba"❓😮❗ Hell, I'd be more scared if I was in an old graveyard 🪦 and approached rapidly by something like this:

👉 https://youtu.be/_94viw75ulc?si=_LWeHdx8DFTQ1qyZ

or this ....

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/UgnupEkHXPo?si=j0_c0MSq9qfIEoX5

Why would he leave his Genie Lamp behind? 🤔 

For an entity to manifest itself by manipulating objects or people, TAKES A WHOLE LOT OF ENERGY FOR IT TO DO SO❗Such an activity tires it out easily 😮‍💨 and it needs to take a rest before it can resume its Poltergeist activity❗❗If such an activity occurs more than once within a short time span, there are likely 2 or more entities pranking you❗❗❗

At 00:13:24, the show's guest talks about a patient who was weighed before death then some time after. The after-death weight was less. I believe that this was made into the movie, 21 GRAMS ( 2003 ).

People think that this 21 grams is the weight 

of the Human Soul. No, it's not! Crudely 

explaining it, It's The Last Gas That

You Will Pass Out Of Your Ass.

Hey, I just made a poem!

You also have Air in your Lungs, in your Blood, and in your Stomach, as well as the one in your Intestines. And, depending on what your Last Supper was, your body's after-death weight loss averages to about 21 grams. Remember that all of your body's Sphincter Muscles, Valves and Pores stop functioning at death and begin to open up, releasing into the surrounding area what once were contained in & by the body. And the 21 grams of Gases are the first to be released, followed by the Fluids and lastly by the Solids.

"A penis! This ain't no woman!" Do you see what happens when you identify with the opposite gender❓ It Leads To Sexual Disappointment❗  🤣 🤣 🤣

👉 Keep in mind that all of the World's most Evil People started out in life as adorable, cute and sweet little infants! Only to grow up into what they ultimately became❗😈❗👿❗Nature & Nurture go hand-in-hand in raising a child. So, be ever present in your child's upbringing AND SERVE AS A GOOD, RESPONSIBLE, CONSIDERATE, RESPECTFUL, HONEST, FAIR & POSITIVE ROLE MODEL TO YOUR CHILD. And teach your child to believe in God and to Thank God Every Day for the LITTLE THINGS--not the big things--in Life! Because the LITTLE THINGS are really what count; and the LITTLE THINGS DO ADD UP LITTLE BY LITTLE BUT EVER SO SURELY❗And Making A Habit Of Thanking God Every Day For The Little, Seemingly Inconsequential Things ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN DAILY 👉PRAYERS👈❗❗Or 👉"Good"👈 Deeds to God❗❗❗What are examples of Little Things? Serendipitous things and/or events! It means that God is attentive to your needs!! So Believe In The Holy Spirit, i.e. Adonai Ruach Ha'Kodesh!!! Because He's the Comforter sent to you by God the Father to be your True Best Friend who has known you from the time that you Inhaled your First Breath and will be with you when you Exhale your Last Breath❗ This is what is meant By The 👉TRUE SAINTS👈 Of God When They Said That They Were Filled With THE HOLY SPIRIT---but we ain't saints yet, you and I ❗❗Remember that you can pump a dead body with air but it won't rise from the dead if the Holy Spirit/Ruach Ha'Kodesh isn't in that air or no longer is in the body❗❗❗The Holy Spirit/Ruach Ha'Kodesh is present in the air that we breathe--But Is Separate From It--WHICH ARE THE OMNISCIENT, OMNIPOTENT & OMNIPRESENT ASPECT OF GOD! If He leaves the air that you breathe, you're instantly dead! You CAN Actually Train Yourself To "See" His Presence Separately From The Air That You Breathe; in a somewhat similar way that scientists can separate Oxygen from Hydrogen in the water that we drink❗ Once you "see" His Presence, SHOW RESPECT, HUMILITY & REPENTANCE❗❗When I "saw" His Presence, I Felt Worthless, I Was Humbled And I Cried Uncontrollably❗❗❗So, never forget to thank God multiple times every day for the Little Things or you'll just invite Evil into your life which will only make bigger things miserable for you and possess you if you're not lucky! With God on your side, you have nothing to fear from Evil❗And remember what the late PM Golda Meir once said:

👆 This is my Sunday sermon on the importance of guiding and helping your child to resist EVIL Influences. 🙏

The janitor should have wiped that emergency exit door clean in the area above the push handle because it is smudged with oil and dirt! Dang, what do they pay janitors to do at school nowadays? 🤷‍♂️

If she is a student at that school, how come she doesn't know where the restroom 🚺 is? New students are provided with a campus map on their 1st day!  🤨  I guess that she just decided to identify as a Man because men don't need maps. But men also use a tree to pee on when they can't find the restroom!  🤪

Automatic lavatory faucets in public restrooms ACTUALLY have turned on for me. It has happened in 4 or 5 public restrooms! It would've freaked guys out if they'd have seen it!! But I just thank it and greet it!!! Never show fear❗ Because bad entities feed on the emotion of Fear❗❗And Good Entities KNOW that you need to be fed with the Emotion of LOVE❗❗❗

The genie 🧞‍♂️ is just a harem pimp❗

"Baba, I need your help. Come talk to me, please." I need the winning Lotto Numbers ASAP!  🤑

Happy Monster's Day❗👹❗💐❗

Tidbits:

I finished my walk last night with these totals:

6.1 Kilometers 

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Today, I went to the Selecta Pilipino Buffet Restaurant for lunch. And I also bought some Lotto tickets, just in case Baba heard me!  😄 😄 😄

After lunch, I walked 7 doors to the Dollar Tree Store to tell a couple of employees there about their new branch that opened on May 4th and which I visited yesterday. I told either one of them to go and check out the new store that's at least twice as big as theirs is!

And because of the TAROT movie which gave me a sudden craving for Taro ( Gabi ) Chips, I walked 🚶‍♂️on over to the opposite end of the shopping center to shop at the Island Pacific Pilipino Grocery Store.

I bought a small bottle of Artificial

Vanilla flavor on this aisle.

And I bought a  bag of Taro  ( Gabi ) Chips

on this aisle. And I decided to make it

a Trifecta by buying a bag of Sweet

Potato Chips and a bag of Ube

( Purple Yam ) Chips, too!

❗👌❗🤤❗👍❗

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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners. Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for an

impressive 1st place lead!

🎉🎇🏆🎆🎊

🇭🇰🥇🇭🇰

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Congratulations to The United States 

for winning in 2nd place!

🇺🇲🥈🇺🇸

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Congratulations to Israel for 

winning in 3rd place!

🇮🇱🥉🇮🇱

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Congratulations to China & Russia 

for tying in 4th place!

🇨🇳🏅🇷🇺

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And congratulations to Germany for

rounding up the Top 5!

🇩🇪🎖️🇩🇪

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Thanks to all of the countries that joined in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish!  🏁    🛣️    🏎️

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A VERY HAROLD & KUMAR 3-D CHRISTMAS, R ( 1 hr & 30 min )

where:  EDWARDS FAIRFIELD STADIUM 16 & I-MAX in Fairfield, CA
when:  Friday, November 4th, 2011
show:  1:15 p.m.
costs:  $12.00 Ticket + $5.75 Zap Pack = $17.75
auditorium:  9
seat:  4th row, 7th seat

synopsis/overview:  A package sent to the wrong address starts this irreverent send-up of everything we sentimentally hold dear about Christmas.

noteworthy scenes: 1.) Bad Santa; 2.) "It's gonna be amazing"; 3.) Protesters; 4.) "F--k a baby into me"; 5.) The whole extended family; 6.) Family photo shoot; 7.) The ex-girlfriend; 8.) "Donde esta el banjo" [ Where's the bathroom ]; 9.) The father-in-law's story; 10.) The Christmas Tree; 11.) X-Mas Tree Lot; 12.) New friends; 13.) Daughter in the backseat; 14.) "Acting coach"; 15.) Beer pong; 16.) Mob boss; 17.) Cocaine dust; 18.) Rapists; 19.) I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas; 20.) Closet; 21.) Claymation; 22.) White Castle; 23.) The Plan; 24.) Christmas Extravaganza Show; 25.) Dressing room; 26.) Heaven; 27.) "Misdirection"; 28.) "Long, beautiful history together"; 29.) "Wafflebot"; 30.) Stuck; 31.) "Mints"; 32.) Santa; 33.) "My house"; 34.) Ex-girlfriend's bedroom; 35.) "It's a miracle"; 36.) Christmas Day party; and 37.) Santa up on high.

favorite scene:  I liked the Beer Pong scene.
 
audience reaction:  The audience liked it.

recommendation:  I was somewhat amused by it.  It's a comedy not meant for everyone except for those out there who are of  a  rebellious, selfish, immature  and/or  irresponsible  nature.

spoiler alert!  The poop on the driver's side window changed shape.  That guy had all the time in the world to hose down his van and get rid of the poop smear on the window.  The cops would know how to track down the owner of the overturned vehicle.  It was dark in the ex-girlfriend's room.  So, how did she know right away that the intruder was none other than her ex-boyfriend?  That girlfriend of his was a "drug enabler"--'must be related to some drug dealer.  How did Wafflebot's bullet holes disappear overnight?  And how did Santa's Hat get back on his head?  The mob boss still wanted them dead!  And why was a Hanukkah candle holder ( a.k.a. Menorah ) shown at the end of the Ending Credits?  Is the next installment of  this franchise going to be, A VERY HAROLD & KUMAR 3-D HANUKKAH, guest-starring Adam Sandler?  And what's next after that, a Kwanzaa related movie?

fyi:  I will go on record to state that I don't do drugs.  And I don't have a high regard for people who do.  The director and the writers of this movie overstepped the boundaries of responsibility, decency and propriety.  Isn't anything sacred anymore?

It's sad to see Christmas Trees strewn unceremoniously along the road after The Holidays.  People can be so selfish, inconsiderate, disrespectful and irresponsible.

word of advice:  Trees are living, breathing things.  Save the trees, don't mutilate them!  Be kind and use artificial ones, instead.

tidbits:  Unlike at UA Emery Bay Stadium 10 in Emeryville, CA, Edwards Fairfield Stadium 16 & I-Max ( also part of the same theatre chain, Regal Cinemas ) doesn't provide a tray liner for their Zap Packs.  So, if you put butter on your popcorn, the butter leaks out at the bottom and soaks your pants!  The right inner thigh of my blue jeans was just soaked in popcorn butter ( or should that be  popcorn grease ).  I guess that I should just be thankful that I didn't wear my khaki pants for this movie.  Otherwise, after the show, people would've noticed and thought  that I "busied" myself during the nude scenes!  My right testicle probably smells of popcorn butter right now.  Hmm ... I wonder if popcorn butter is good for wrinkles.  Ha, ha, ha--snort!

After exiting the theatre building, I decided to go back to the main lobby to check the movie time listings.  As I got close to the main entrance, a pigeon perched up on the marquee squirted-out a big piece of poop that landed with a thud just to my left!  I guess that was a sign for me to stay away--a warning shot, if you will!

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