Saturday, April 6, 2024

GHOST PROJECT

I started to watch this movie at predawn today, Saturday, March 6th, 2024, in bed ๐Ÿ›️ via my cellphone's ๐Ÿคณ TUBI Streaming App.


Scene Commentaries:

If I were to get an electric scooter ๐Ÿ›ด, this is the one that I'm interested in getting because it has a 27 mile ( 43.5 km ) range and speed, it can climb a 25° incline, it is water resistant and it has solid tires ( because I'd hate to be miles away from home and get a flat tire---It happened to me at a State Park 9 years ago on a brand new chy-nah made mountain ๐Ÿšฒ bike that I just bought at Wal-Mart an hour prior ๐Ÿ˜ฐ ):

It's perfect for city commuting because
it's neither slow nor too fast!
And I'm partial to the 
color ๐Ÿ’™ blue.

Why would she park in a Dean's reserved parking spot especially if her "scholarship is hanging by a thread"? ๐Ÿคท‍♂️

Why didn't the CSI impound the ghost detector since it was an evidence of a "crime"?

I do believe in ghosts--and then some! Because I've had many encounters with such entities my whole life.

There's a difference between a ghost and an imprint. Some ghosts are of the imprint kind. It's the kind of ghost whose physical counterpart met with a violent death but resisted the transition to the afterlife. They're dealing with malevolent imprints that they unwittingly freed from their physical constraints. Which is what haunted house horror movies are usually about!

Why is Alice wearing the Om pendant?  ๐Ÿค”

Is the Om symbol relevant to this 
movie or was the director only
trying to do away with the 
usual  horror  movie 
trope, the Cross?

That single ghost handling one or two books, I can believe. But how in heck did it manage to make a whole bunch of books go floating around in the air? ๐Ÿคท‍♂️ A little, old ghost shouldn't have been able to lift him straight up into the air and throw him against the bookcase!  ๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️  And was there an IKEA for them to go to for a replacement bookcase late in the evening?  ๐Ÿคท‍♂️  And wasn't the owner of the house IN THE HOUSE when the bookcase was crashed?  ๐Ÿคท‍♂️ ❗๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️

Yeah, sure. They wheeled out a victim in a body bag but only zipped up the top, in front of the looky-looks, once they were about to put the gurney in the ambulance! ๐Ÿš‘  ๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️ Give me a break ....   ๐Ÿ˜’

"Mama ...?" I like this poignant scene. ๐Ÿฅฒ  Cue in Freddie Mercury.  ๐Ÿ˜


https://youtu.be/fJ9rUzIMcZQ?si=Ao_fi7uJYzdn-J82


And since mama and daughter were both supernaturally reunited and the mama did have the ability to manipulate physical objects, the daughter should have asked her happy mama for the winning numbers of the lottery before she either changed her mind or vanished back into thin air!  ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฐ

So, that's why she was wearing the Om pendant 'cause she was more than likely making plenty of that sound during the "celebration."  ๐Ÿ˜‰

If you're wondering why Sysop, the Asian dude, wasn't getting any "action," it's because Whollyweird is intimidated by the Asian Man's sex mojo which was cemented into their collective minds when the handsome, badass alpha Sessue Hayakawa, a Japanese Samurai guy, invaded Tinseltown and used his small wakizashi samurai "sword" to defeat male rivals to then go on and conquer and ravish weak-kneed white females, especially redheads--gotta respect someone who loves beautiful redheads! That was back in the day when "Safe Sex" wasn't practiced as much. ๐Ÿ˜  Hey, Japan is densely populated for a reason, you know. ๐Ÿ˜œ  They don't serve LIMP "Soba ๐Ÿœ Noodles" in Japan!  ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜  Anyway, Hayakawa went on to get an Oscar nomination for his role as a Japanese officer in the 1957 movie, THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI.

"If we don't take this opportunity, someone else will." Yeah, like the guy who you stole the invention from! Hello ...? "The light is on, but no one's home" again.  ๐Ÿ˜’

Fifty-five ghosts❗ ๐Ÿคฏ ❗ This is gonna be worse than the THIRTEEN GHOSTS ( 2001 ) movie with a female ghost sporting a pair of badly done Fake Boobs---It looks like you cannot take it with you unless it's a pair of Fake Boobies❗๐Ÿคช❗

Just a click away from uploading it to the Internet. I hope that you have his password access for just in case!  ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

A worker just met with a violent death in that building and you walked into it alone? Hello, again  ....  ๐Ÿ™„  Listen, girl, just because the cops ๐Ÿ‘‰forgot๐Ÿ‘ˆ to put a Crime Scene Tape across the door doesn't mean that it's okay to venture around in it alone! ๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️ And how long did it take for her to jog ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿป‍♀️ to Mike's cabin in the woods instead of rushing her injured self to the hospital? ๐Ÿฅ 

Ahh, Mikey has his own little agenda after all!  ๐Ÿคจ

Damn dem 5G towers❗๐Ÿ˜ก❗

"(M)y butt's freezing ๐Ÿฅถ here."  Well, ghosts are very cold, you know. And DO I REALLY HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO YOU WHAT IS HAPPENING ๐Ÿ‘‰IN๐Ÿ‘ˆYOUR POSTERIOR, SYSOP❓๐Ÿคท‍♂️❗๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️❓๐Ÿคท‍♂️❗๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️❓๐Ÿคท‍♂️❗


It looks like little Billy misplaced his tricycle:

Do you see what happens, Billy, if
you go and play in a bully's 
playground without 
getting invited?
So, don't come crying
to me about it! 


Alice in Nether Land.

All that they had to do was to flip on all of the lights in the building and the ghosts would have ran away like how a cockroach ๐Ÿชณ does when the lights are on and someone's home!  ๐Ÿ™ƒ

Except for a few hiccups, this 2023 movie might have done well on the Big Screen!

There's an extended Bonus Scene in the Ending Credits.

I've been mulling over a horror movie script about getting rid of one particular imprinted ghost. It's a Horror Comedy.

Tidbit:

I was invited to attend a one year anniversary for a late Aunt today somewhere over an hour's commute from my place. But I have been having vision problems recently because of my old pair of eyeglasses. I haven't yet scheduled myself for an appointment with an optometrist since I've been juggling too many things recently. I have had close calls with driving in heavy traffic, evening traffic and/or inclement weather traffic! I hope that my brother let our cousins know why I couldn't attend. ๐Ÿคž

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Here are the winners of today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race. Drumroll ๐Ÿฅ please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 
winning in 1st place!
๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽŠ
๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ
❗❗
๐Ÿพ
Congratulations to the USA for 
winning in 2nd place!
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
❗❗
Congratulations to Israel for 
winning in 3rd place!
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
❗❗
Congratulations to Canada for 
winning in 4th place!
๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
❗❗
Congratulations to Germany & Honduras
for rounding up the top 5!
๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐ŸŽ–️๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ณ
❗❗

Thanks to all of the countries that actively took part in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish.

๐Ÿ    ๐Ÿ›ฃ️    ๐ŸŽ️

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Friday, April 5, 2024

TREK OF THE MUTANTS: ULTIMATE WAR

I watched this Covid Lockdown Movie this afternoon, Friday, April 5th, 2024, at Selecta Pilipino Buffet Restaurant here in Vallejo, CA, via my cellphone's ๐Ÿคณ TUBI Streaming App. 

brought to us by the fjb "administration" in
preparation OF THE planned chy-nah 
virus and its MUTANTS that will
soon  TREK  through  our 
Southern  Border in  a
very real ULTIMATE 
biological act
of WAR❗

Scene Commentaries:

This movie came 3 years before this current "administration" was installed. Now, in 2024, this mid-April in particular, a movie will be showing worldwide about a Civil War uprising here in the USA❗ If the pattern remains, it will happen about 3 years from now sometime in 2027❗❗ The bold, crazy Leftists don't even hide their intentions anymore. Since they can ALWAYS Blame it on the other side, just as they've been doing all of the time ❗ ❗❗

Sniffy-Sniff brandon is outmatched
by his German Shepherd
Dog Major!
Major can sniff out major trouble! 


Really pay close attention to this:

You've been warned .... 

What a way to welcome visitors with a booby trapped arrow! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Suffice it to say that a "No Trespassing" sign would have been quite enough! ๐Ÿ‘Œ

What happened to the boy monk's backpack? ๐Ÿคท‍♂️

They could just have used shadow orientation to make sure that they weren't walking around in a circle. ๐Ÿ˜•

GROUND HOG DAY jร  vu 1! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

"White Bone Lady" sounds like some sort of racial sex preference. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Honestly, though, she's quite Hot!  ๐Ÿ˜˜

GROUND HOG DAY jร  vu 2!  ๐Ÿ˜ง

At around the 21-minute mark, a blue plastic disk appears in the foreground sand. ๐Ÿ˜

"Endless Samsara."  ๐Ÿง˜‍♂️

GROUND HOG DAY jร  vu 3!  ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

"Instant Space" reminds me of what is being sold at the 99-Cents Only Store: Korean INSTANT Noodles with nothing else added. So that you can fill the extra room in your pot with whatever additional ingredients you can use to fill-up the SPACE!  ๐Ÿคค

"Fatuous" is not something that I would use to describe the captured king. Of course, it's the perfect adjective to describe the Dangerous Decrepit DOTARD resident in the White House.  ๐Ÿ˜

I would advise White Bone Lady--gotta LOVE her name!--to retire and sell Ivory. She'd easily monopolize the Market ❗ And she'd be doing it Legally and Ethically, too❗๐Ÿ‘❗

GROUND HOG DAY jร  vu 4!  ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

to be continued ....  ๐Ÿ˜’

Tidbit:

Rey, the restaurant proprietor, told me that the 99-Cents Only Store will be closing all of its stores CHAINWIDE. Because it's an LLC and the founder, who passed away recently, doesn't have any heirs! Is it too late to claim that I'm the only long-lost relative to inherit the wealth? ๐Ÿค‘

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I'm shocked ๐Ÿ˜ณ to learn that my site got the most hits ๐ŸŽฏ today from the USA❗I checked which particular blog entries were read ( only 26 ) in the last 24 hours. But the numbers just don't match at all❗ ❗I'm still scratching my head❗๐Ÿคจ❗

Anyway, here are today's winners in the 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race. Drumroll ๐Ÿฅ please ....

Congratulations to the USA for
winning in 1st place!
๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‡๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ†๐ŸŽŠ
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
❗❗
๐Ÿพ
Congratulations to Hong Kong for
winning in 2nd place!
๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ
❗❗
Congratulations to Israel for
winning in 3rd place!
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
❗❗
Congratulations to Germany & Russia
for tying in 4th place!
๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ
❗❗

Thanks to all of the countries that took part in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! ๐Ÿ  ๐Ÿ›ฃ️  ๐ŸŽ️

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Thursday, April 4, 2024

GODZILLA X KONG: THE NEW EMPIRE

I saw this movie in Vallejo, CA, after I saw the IMMACULATE movie. For the same admission price of $6.50.

Auditorium 1, B-6
All of the seats ๐Ÿ’บ to the right of mine
were occupied, too. The man seated
to my right had a smart watch on
his left wrist. Prolonged wear of
a smart watch weakens one's
grip. I hope that he is not a
Left handed guy or he is
in for a rude awakening!
Say, Goodbye, to your
little friend❗ ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคช

Scene Commentaries:

Godzilla has gone completely woke with PINK Mohawk Dorsal & Caudal Spikes❗๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️❗๐Ÿคท‍♂️❗This "wokeness" disease has caused The Ires of March ( see what I did there ... )! Meaning that this franchise just possibly opened a can of BAD LUCK worms! ๐Ÿ˜ 

And King Kong is no better with his BLUE-GREEN glow:

Keep in mind that the colors Pink, Blue & Green are all associated with the DEMON-crats ( Pink = Clueless new voters, Blue = DEMON-cratic party, Green = Illegal alien voters & "Climate Change" activists/terrorists )❗ From this point on, I'm gonna have to wait 3 weeks, or longer, before I go and see any new installments in this franchise❗๐Ÿ‘Ž❗Yup, Whollyweird is at it again, trying to subliminally influence this November's Presidential Election, in a panicked Desperation Mode❗๐Ÿ˜ก❗๐Ÿคฌ❗You'd have to be Clueless not to notice the rainbow ๐ŸŒˆ shades that they're throwing at you ❗๐Ÿ˜’❗

When those hounds chased after King Kong, he could have EASILY crawled up or down the craggy surface of the mountain side Like He Had Done In Previous Installments❗๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️❗

The monster crustacean Scylla that Godzilla fought against in Rome would have made for a super Big BATCH of delicious Cioppino! ๐Ÿคค Buon Appetito! ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ‘

Here's what I learned in my Cultural Anthropology class. Native tribes and Aborigines ( who didn't practice Oral Hygiene and never went to a dentist ) who were not exposed to The Western Diet DID NOT GET DENTAL DISEASE! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ A 1930s(?) dentist/researcher dubbed the missing nutrient as "Vitamin X," which is not present in processed/artificial foods and in Muscle Meat but is quite abundant in Organ Meats! Therefore, the only way that King Kong got a bad canine tooth and gum inflammation is because he came to our world and ate "Western food." ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ So, he went to the westerners' base camp as if to say, "You made this happen, now fix it! 'Cause you don't want this giant gorilla ๐Ÿฆ going around like a raging 'Bull in a China shop'!" ๐Ÿ˜„

What a big crybaby Kong turned out to be! ๐Ÿ‘Ž I've had to deal with bad teeth and severe gum inflammation on a number of occasions. Did I cry like a big baby? Hell, No! I gargled with Hydrogen Peroxide and Listerine Mouthwash and sterilized a needle in 70% Alcohol then punctured the Inflamed Gum in different places before squeezing out the Puss! But King Kong didn't have access to such things so ....  ๐Ÿ˜•

King Kong was orally sedated before his Upper Left Canine Tooth was extracted. Therefore, he shouldn't have been able to move the left side of his Upper Lip, when he looked at Jia, because he was still numb in that area of his mouth! Fire the dental consultant❗๐Ÿ˜ ❗They should have consulted with me, instead! ๐Ÿ˜ค

And since they didn't administer Antibiotics on him prior to the dental surgery ...

and he eventually dies of a Stroke or
a Heart Attack, Baby Kong can sue
the invasive Westerners for all
of the Bananas in the world!
๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ
๐Ÿ‘Œ❗๐Ÿคค❗๐Ÿ‘
๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜‚

What King Kong did to Baby Kong should have easily injured the little one! And it reminded me of how a gorilla would defend itself against a troop of Chimpanzees. Which is why I thought that Baby Kong was some kind of red-haired chimp. ๐Ÿคจ 

FYI: Chimps attack badly outnumbered gorillas because they like to eat baby gorillas❗๐Ÿ˜ง And it's a more than likely possibility that such chimps have also preyed on human infants, too❗❗ So, don't feel sorry for the chimps that get hunted down and eaten by native tribes in a "Man eat Chimp" world❗❗❗

How were the apes able to make knives? ๐Ÿคท‍♂️

"Ace Ventura hippie." ๐Ÿ˜†

A Polaroid Flash Camera in this day and age? Newsflash, a Google Pixel can do a way much better job in low light sceneries, Dude. 

In the underwater fight scene, King Kong and the other monster would have made a "blub, blub, blub" sound. Just stating the obvious .... ๐Ÿ˜

Seriously, eating a bag of banana chips in ape country? ๐Ÿคจ

Based on what I learned in my Physical Anthropology class, the ape king, Skar, must be an OranguChimp hybrid, not an Orangutan! ๐Ÿฆง Because dominant male Orangutans have Cheek Flanges which this supposed ape king doesn't have!  And of all the Apes, Chimpanzees have a penchant for battles and wars just like humans do!  ๐Ÿง You know what that means, don't you? Yes, they should fire the Anthropology "consultant" and consult with me, Cine-Man, instead, IF ... they care about not making ๐Ÿ’ monkeys ๐Ÿ’ of themselves in the Cinematic World❗๐Ÿค“❗

Since King Kong in this movie has grown to 4X his size since we first saw him interact with Jia in Godzilla vs Kong ( 2021 ), he would now have to use a giant magnifying glass to read Jia's sign language! ๐Ÿ”Ž๐Ÿšถ‍♀️But he should just make sure that the magnifying glass is not in-between Jia and the midday Sun❗ ☀️  ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜

I don't think that it's a good idea for the ape king to sit on top of Shimo and risk getting frostbitten balls!  ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

There are scenes in which Baby Kong's eyes didn't look natural. Fire the CGI Techs responsible for it❗๐Ÿ˜ ❗

That sure is a very high and steep staircase ( a perron ) without any hand rail!  ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Godzilla had to go and do a "Baltimore Bridge" style of destruction. Even though this scene was made before the bridge disaster happened, I couldn't help but wonder how people who are personally affected by the March 26th bridge collapse react to this scene upon seeing it. ๐Ÿค” Although bridges do get struck by ships all the time because of the physics of a large body of water pushing against a relatively small object.


https://www.politifact.com/article/2024/apr/04/two-ships-colliding-with-bridges-in-the-same-week/


What a Demolition Derby❗๐Ÿ˜ฒ❗Godzilla, Kong and the other Monsters go around the world trashing and smashing stuff. Hmph, typical tourists .... ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ‘Ž 

This movie got a "Hands Clapper" ending. But there are no Bonus Scenes at the end.  ๐Ÿ˜

Tidbits:

I completed a total of 8,200 ( 3.4 miles/5.5 km ) steps ๐Ÿšถ by midnight before I went home.

Do you know what it looks like if you're black and dressed in black clothes in the dark ๐ŸŒ‘ of night? Nothing, as in ... I almost bumped into one as I walked on the sidewalk on my way back to my car. He didn't even say anything as we were approaching each other while I was looking at my pedometer. He must think that he's Ninja Guy! ๐Ÿ˜’ The faint light from my cellphone ๐Ÿคณ was the only thing that alerted me of a fast approaching man. Note to myself: Use my phone's flashlight whenever I'm walking in the dark. 

Early in the morning of the following day, yesterday, I walked 1.3 miles ( 2.1 km ) up and down a hill to go to the local Kaiser Permanente Hospital for my 9:30 a.m. appointment with my cardiologist. I arrived on time. And what do you think they did on me first? They took my Blood Pressure reading! Of course, it was a little high at 139/79 with a Pulse of 86 because I Had Not Yet Rested Well From My Walk!! But my Pulse Oxymeter Oxygen Saturation reading was at a near-perfect 99%!!!


I asked my cardiologist about my Heart Surgery grafts. He said that the heart surgeon used a LIMA ( Left Internal Mammary Artery ) on one of my blocked Arteries and a Leg Vein graft on my other two blocked Arteries. Since Leg Veins are never meant to replace Coronary Arteries, I will have to ask him next time what will happen once the two vein grafts start failing and how I will know if and when they do fail.

My cardiologist also said that the surgeon noted that my Heart Septum ( Interatrial and/or Interventricular? ) had slightly thickened and that my LVEF ( Left Ventricle Ejection Fraction ) had gone from 35%, which is Congestive Heart Failure Territory, to 40%. ๐Ÿ‘

I also voiced my concern regarding my Thymus Gland since it's located just above the Heart and is a gland that helps in Cancer Prevention. My cardiologist said that my Thymus Gland wasn't injured or damaged during the Open Heart Procedure; otherwise, the heart surgeon would have noted it down.

I also told him that I'm curious about my post surgery Echocardiogram and my BNP ( B-type Natriuretic Peptide) Score. He scheduled an upcoming appointment for me.

My cardiologist took me off Digoxin but wants
me to take another drug! ๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️

I hope that my Echocardiogram and BNP Score will both show noticeable improvements in my Heart Health ❗๐Ÿคž❗

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And, now, for the winners in today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race. Drumroll ๐Ÿฅ please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for
winning in 1st place!
๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽŠ
๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ
❗❗
๐Ÿพ
Congratulations to Israel for
winning in 2nd place!
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
❗❗
Congratulations to Russia & USA
for tying in 3rd place!
๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
❗❗

Thanks to all of the nations that took part in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ›ฃ️ ๐ŸŽ️

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Wednesday, April 3, 2024

IMMACULATE

I went to see this today, a Bargain All Day Tuesday, at the Century 14 Vallejo, here in Vallejo, CA. The price of admission was $6.50. I brought with me a 20 oz ( 591 ml ) bottle of iced Dasani Water, a stick of PeakH2O Wild Strawberry Energy Caffeinated Drink Mix to flavor my water with, a 1.69 oz ( 48 g ) Luna Chocolate Peppermint Stick and a 1.06 oz ( 30 g ) Genius Gourmet Chocolate Dream Keto Bar high fiber/high protein bars for as my late lunch. 

Auditorium 5, B-7

Scene Commentaries:

I was under the impression that the cardinal was none other than Robert De Niro! ๐Ÿ˜

So, that is the place where nuns get old, end up with dementia and then die? That place is literally haunted! ๐Ÿ‘ป

Yes, after Constantine and his mother converted to christianity, his mother Helena did go to Jerusalem on a pilgrimage and collected religious relics. She picked and chose with items and locations have religious significance. But whether or not what she decided to declare holy actually were is hard to answer. She probably decided on such things arbitrarily. Many were crucified by the Romans. Therefore, the nail's authenticity is anyone's wild guess! But what we know is that the nails were not driven through the palms of the accused. The victim's bodyweight would have caused the nails to rip right off each hand. The area around the wrist can hold a man's bodyweight.

Okay, a pregnant female's areolas will darken with pregnancy. Hers weren't. Fire the new guy SFX apprentice!  ๐Ÿ˜€ ( Notice that I didn't say, Pregnant MALE!  ๐Ÿคจ  )

Why did she just lose a tooth, just one? A wisdom tooth, perhaps? This calls for wisdom and discernment. ๐Ÿ˜„

Are you wondering why paul ( the supposed "apostle" ๐Ÿ˜’ ), who never even saw Yeshua Ha'Mashiach in person, would even write this?

Did paul just admit the very, Very
OBVIOUS about his own 
encounter with Satan 
on the road to 
Damascus?
๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

There should have been more of a pain reflex reaction on the one whose tongue was snipped off! Folks, if you're gonna go for the squeamish or the gory, act the part! 

A Mercedes Benz?!?!?! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ Why not a Fiat or some other Italian car? After all, the film setting for this movie is somewhere in Italy!

Why did it take them so long to chase down a pregnant woman? ๐Ÿคท‍♂️

I don't think that they can extract DNA material from a 2,000+ years sample. ๐Ÿ˜•

At best, the blood sample that they
can extract from the iron nail
will be very rich in Iron!
But all of that rust might just be
contaminated with Clostridium
Tetani. So, expect to get that
too in your blood sample. 

Back at the apartment building, in Matina, Davao City, Mindanao, Philippines, where my family lived next door to a doctor and his family, one of his two sons stepped on a rusty nail. Worried that his injured son might get Tetanus, the doctor shaved off some matchstick heads and stuffed his son's puncture wound with the shavings. Then, he lit it with a match! He son shook his leg uncontrollably and cried because of the burning pain. About 10 years later, I had an injury on the top of my left foot. Remembering what the doctor did, I also did the same thing to my open wound! I learned that day how a person with a burning pain on/in his foot would shake uncontrollably. But I didn't cry because I'm not a wuss!  ๐Ÿ˜Ž I have a better tolerance for pain, a trait that I inherited from my late father Who Circumcised His Own Wee-wee❗๐Ÿ˜❗๐Ÿ˜❗๐Ÿ˜❗ Talk about Bad-Ass❗๐Ÿ‘Œ❗๐Ÿ˜Ž❗๐Ÿ‘❗But I, and my brother, did get circumcised with a painkiller that Was Probably Just A Placebo BECAUSE IT DID NOTHING TO BLOCK THE PAIN❗๐Ÿ˜–❗ Why do I just now think that my father slipped the doctor a good amount of money to use a placebo on me and my brother? ๐Ÿค” But I didn't cry even though it was a torturously slow procedure done on me! Like father, like son๐Ÿ‘Œ❗๐Ÿ˜Ž❗๐Ÿ‘ My little brother, on the other hand, was crying the whole time❗๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‘Ž Disclaimer: My father did a QUICK SNIP of his foreskin when he was a young, crazy kid❗So, I'm the badder of us two for enduring pain longer❗๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘❗

Why did I reminisce about Tetanus and Torture? Because there is an earlier scene and a later scene that involve the use of a Branding Iron. And Sister Cecilia didn't act as I would have expected her to act. You know, you can elicit just about the same uncontrollable reaction in someone simply by tickling the sole of the person's foot!  ๐Ÿ˜• Fire the inexperienced "Acting Coach"❗๐Ÿ˜ ❗ 

According to the late amateur archaeologist Ron Wyatt, whom I mentioned in my BOB MARLEY: ONE LOVE movie blog, he found the Blood of Christ and had it analyzed. The lab report said that it is missing a pair of Chromosomes. It only has 22 pairs instead of 23 pairs! The 23rd pair determines the embryo's gender. ( Yes, just 2 Genders, not 78! ) Therefore, the blood sample only has chromosomes from the mother.

The father on the other hand .... 

The partition screen in the Confession Box is pointless since you can clearly see the face of the confessor!  ๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️ Fire the HOD Carpenter❗๐Ÿ˜ ❗

The part when Sister Cecilia broke her water and she exclaimed the cuss word, "Goddamit!" was appropriately funny, considering the predicament that she was in ❗๐Ÿคฃ❗๐Ÿคฃ❗๐Ÿคฃ❗

I don't know how long the corpse was left there but it should have already putrefied and stank!  ๐Ÿคข


๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/COwkCW38J54?si=nBB8S7_sGeTaXRks


That's not how or where you do a Caesarean!  ๐Ÿ‘จ‍⚕️

Why didn't the doctor call the police?  ๐Ÿš“

Every time that I looked at her face, I'm reminded of her movie, ANYONE BUT YOU. Of course, she's also in the MADAME WEB movie. But it's the first movie that keeps popping up! 

Tidbits:

Applying the Occam's Razor, there were certain rulers in ancient times who also claimed to be of virgin birth. Medically speaking, a sperm doesn't have to be ejaculated into a female's vagina for her to be impregnated. It just has to be deposited somehow. Just like in the Artificial Insemination Procedure, which this movie is all about. Or surreptitiously through a "pap smear."

Ladies, watch out for the hairy armed,
creepy male Ob-Gyn who does the
pap smearing procedure 'cause
you might end up with a POP 
for your baby after you get
your Chastity SMEARED!
As if you do not have
enough worries
already....

And, at the risk of offending the deeply religious, Anal Sex was a common practice in Ancient Times as a form of birth control. And, as I have said it earlier, the semen doesn't need to be ejaculated into a vagina for a female to be impregnated. It just has to be deposited somehow. For a Roman to willfully impregnate a Jewish female would have caused quite a revolt! So, anal sex was performed. Enter Tiberius Pantera ( no pun intended ), a former Jewish slave, who became a Legionary. The supposed true father of Yeshua! 

Understand that this was just used to
discredit His Name! Because this
cannot explain for all of the
countless miracles that
He performed during
His Ministry! 

This movie was filmed in Italy where the Marian Movement is very strong! It takes a lot of intentional CHUTZPAH to do so❗❗❗

It took Mucho Mas
Cojones to do
this movie
in Italy!
SERIOUSLY❗

After I watched this movie, I walked around the block of Admiral Callaghan Lane, Turner Parkway and Plaza Drive to get over 7,000 steps walked before I went back to this theatre to watch GODZILLA X KONG.

P. S. My blog on GODZILLA X KONG will be posted either tomorrow or Friday. 

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NOTE: This is for yesterday's contest result before the movie began. I missed the first 3 minutes of the movie, after the previews, as I set-up the race result:

Here are the winners of today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race. Drumroll ๐Ÿฅ please .... 

Congratulations to Hong Kong for
winning in 1st place!
๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽŠ
๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ
❗❗
๐Ÿพ
Congratulations to the USA for
winning in 2nd place!
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
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Congratulations to Israel & Russia for
tying in 3rd place!
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ
❗❗
And congratulations to Germany for
winning in 4th place!
๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช
❗❗

Thanks to all of the countries that took part in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! ๐Ÿ  ๐Ÿ›ฃ️  ๐ŸŽ️

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Monday, April 1, 2024

USELESS HUMANS

I watched this in bed ๐Ÿ›️ at predawn today, Monday, April 1st, 2024, via my phone's ๐Ÿคณ TUBI Streaming App. 

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Scene Commentaries:

"This year's bad ...."   ๐Ÿ™„

What's up with all of those pots & pans? He collects them like how others might collect hub caps! ๐Ÿคท‍♂️

The Elon Musk reference is a low-blow! But what else can you expect from parents who have unrealistic expectations of their own brats? ๐Ÿ˜•

Holy cow, Episiotomy is scarily Bad! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ I don't think it's a laughing matter at all:

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"My dick continues to be dry and lonely." Is this supposed to be an InCel joke? ๐Ÿค” Is "basement dwellers" the kind of target ๐ŸŽฏ audience that this movie is aiming for? Or is it Monks, Yogis and Priests---Oh, my .... ๐Ÿ˜’

That's a lovely cabin by a lake. ๐Ÿ‘Œ

Bahupada is a Sanskrit word which means many feet, associated with Long Life. ๐Ÿง˜‍♂️

An adventure bike with a pair of beer panniers! Very creative! ๐Ÿ‘ Thank God it ain't bud light! ๐Ÿ˜‰

There are birds present. Why did none of them go pecking out the victims' eyes? ๐Ÿคท‍♂️

"A sir in the sheets, a mister on the streets." Good one! ๐Ÿ‘

I have a beautiful blonde, blue-eyed Italian-American co-worker who complained to another co-worker that quite a bunch of Dick Pics text messages were sent to her ๐Ÿ˜ฏ by strangers after she ended her long-distance relationship! Yeah, way to let a girl that you want to hook-up with "know" That You're All Just A Bunch Of ๐Ÿ‘‰PRICKS๐Ÿ‘ˆ❗๐Ÿ™„❗๐Ÿ‘Ž 

( And, NO❗ I don't have her phone number. ๐Ÿคจ So, stop wondering ๐Ÿค” whether or not I'm a prick---Quit it!  ๐Ÿ˜ She is my fb friend, though.  ๐Ÿ™‚  )

"It was a ghost of Bush/Cheney!"  ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

"I give food to people all around the world." ๐Ÿ˜‚ Sorry, dude. But validating one's own self doesn't always get one out of trouble.  ☹️

"I don't want you to be the cowardly preacher. They're always the first to die!" ๐Ÿ˜

Like I've said it before, Super Glue is one of the two greatest inventions of the last century! The other one being Duct Tape. ๐Ÿค“

"Soul Doctor ...." ๐Ÿฅด

"Siphoning gas has a lot more in common with drinking a milkshake ...." ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„

"I have Glaucoma."

Those Schwinn Bicycles ๐Ÿšฒ should have already had deflated tires by then after so many years. And the battery powered headlights should have already been drained of battery power, if not have corroded terminals already. ๐Ÿ˜•

"Earth Decimator." Damn that Stephen Hawking! 

That sure is a stupid move with the knife! ๐Ÿ‘Ž

"It's not your fault but it is." ๐Ÿ˜…

"Eat my ass!" ๐Ÿ˜€

"I purposely date guys that I know won't last because I don't want to be vulnerable with anyone." ๐Ÿค”

Big Oil & climate change ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ‘Ž

"Light fucking beer!" It's a DAMN dylan mulvaney beer! ๐Ÿคข ๐Ÿคฎ

There are a bunch of outtakes during the Ending Credits.

Although this is a likeable silly movie, its SYMBOLISM isn't hidden to me. The alien ๐Ÿ‘ฝ in this movie ( and by extension, climate activists ) only targets Conservative Trump Supporters, as an outtake scene does imply it! The mass influx of ๐Ÿ‘ฝ ILLEGALS ๐Ÿ‘ฝ into the USA has killed many innocent US Citizens, one way or another!! This "administration" has Blood on its Hands!!! I hope that I'm not the only US Citizen who notices this message from Whollyweird❗

( In a televised meeting, one angry US Citizen called brandon out to his face on these unnecessary, avoidable Deaths! FJB )

Tidbits:

Shortly after I ate my Easter Lunch yesterday, I experienced some Kidney Pain. It Is True What A Doctor on yt said, A Carnivore or Keto Diet is not what harms the Kidneys! IT IS THE HIGHLY INFLAMMATORY SIMPLE CARBOHYDRATES THAT DO❗So, if you have Diabetes, AVOID SIMPLE CARBOHYDRATES ( and processed/artificial foods ).

When I got back home yesterday evening, the first thing that I did was replace my hallway lightbulbs with a pair of the 40-watt equivalent LED bulbs that I bought on Friday.

Then, I went for a walk ๐Ÿšถ around the Sutter Solano Medical Center to burn ❤️‍๐Ÿ”ฅ some of the extra calories and noticed something new in the parking lot:

A self-driving robo-security patroller that
makes an eerie alien ๐Ÿ‘พ synthesizer
type of sound that doesn't even
scare any of the stray cats!

Good luck trying to rely on this to protect
your car and/or your person! This
thing doesn't even come with
built-in weapons and it
moves like an old
turtle! ๐Ÿข
๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคช ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ

Can you imagine coming to the
hospital ๐Ÿฅ in an emergency
with this slow-as-molasses
thing hindering your way?
I don't think that they 
thought this one
through very
carefully!
๐Ÿ™ƒ

After I wrote the Bush/Cheney ghost ๐Ÿ‘ป sentence, at approximately 4:10 a.m., I turned on my bed lamp but the fresh, new 40-watt equivalent LED bulb that I installed on Friday had "burned" out! I replaced it with the previous 60-watt equivalent LED bulb.๐Ÿ’ก But this one is flickering! Is it just a coincidence? ๐Ÿคจ  I'll have to replace the bed lamp with the spare that I have laying around. Okay, time to turn off this bed lamp once and for all at 4:23 a.m.! "Say, Goodbye, to my little" ex-friend❗

But I think ๐Ÿค” that there's something wrong with the Power Grid because the lights in my kitchen, hallway and bathroom are all doing the same flickering thing. But my refrigerator seems okay. ๐Ÿคž I'll know in a few hours if it's a Power Grid problem or an EMP attack! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Whatta way ta start April Fools' Day .... ๐Ÿ™„

One of my fb friends says that Russia just got attacked by a nuclear missile. ๐Ÿ˜ฒ  I hope that it isn't true. ๐Ÿคž Because retaliatory nuclear strikes will make the war much more worse than it is now! Bear in mind that Ukraine no longer has nuclear weapons. Therefore, such an attack would have been initiated by a 3rd party, a sure escalation! ๐Ÿ˜ณ IT IS MORE THAN LIKELY JUST AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE, THOUGH---But A Very DESPICABLY Sick One At That❗๐Ÿคฌ❗ WAR IS NO JOKE ❗๐Ÿ˜ก❗Those who glorify war are just "armchair warriors" that are safe and secure from the Hellish Realities Of War❗๐Ÿ˜ ❗There is nothing in the news or on yt which alludes to this supposed nuclear attack!! Let's all Hope and Pray for the end to this war SOON!!!  ๐Ÿ™ PEACE ๐Ÿ•Š️


Update: As of 11:00 a.m., there is still a "blackout"  ( is this term no longer acceptable because of the socialist/communist virtue signaling PC CULTure? ). My entire condominium complex is completely without power! This better not be some practical joker's idea of an April Fools joke❗๐Ÿคฌ❗

The power came back on at 1:05 p.m. That's almost half a day without electricity ๐Ÿ”Œ ๐Ÿ’กAnd I re-switched the light bulbs. 

And it sure wasn't fun wiping my ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿงป ๐Ÿ‘Œin the dark❗๐Ÿ˜ค❗

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I was distracted with the religious debates that I watched on yt to post this sooner. But it worked out well because blogspot.com doesn't adjust for Daylight Savings Time which is observed in most parts of the USA. So that I should post the views' tally count at 5 p.m. 'til sometime in late Autumn when the PST ( Pacific Standard Time ) goes back 1 hour again. 

Here are today's winners of the 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race. Drumroll ๐Ÿฅ please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for
winning in 1st place!
๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽŠ
๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ
❗❗
๐Ÿพ
Congratulations to the USA for
winning in 2nd place!
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
❗❗
Congratulations to Canada, Israel & Russia. 
We have a 3-Way tie for 3rd place!
๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ 
❗๐Ÿฅ‰❗
❗❗
And congratulations to Germany for
winning in 4th place!
๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช
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Thanks to all of the countries that took part in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! ๐Ÿ  ๐Ÿ›ฃ️  ๐ŸŽ️

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