THE AMERICAN SOCIETY OF MAGICAL NEGROES

I went to see this tonight, March 19th, 2024, a Bargain Tuesday All Day, here at the Century 14 Vallejo, in Vallejo, CA. The price of admission was $6.50.

Auditorium 5, B-7

Scene Commentaries:

First off, what the heck did I went and saw?!?!?!  🤷‍♂️ I was under the impression that it's a Black version of the Harry Potter origin movie!  🤦‍♂️

Spike Lee is credited with coining this "Magical Negroes" term. It stems from the cruel treatment of slaves to the point that they lost their dignity in favor of survivability. To this end, they became obsequious subjects of their plantation owners. "Flattery will get you anything;" to the slaves, being alive for yet another day was sufficient enough! 

FYI: Slavery was and still is practiced all over the world today. It was abolished by Britain, France and the USA by the mid-1800s:

The first black slave owner here in the

USA was a black man who argued

for it in court and won! He was

Anthony Johnson. The one

who was responsible for

the court-sanctioned

form of slavery.

But, I believe that the very first slaves here

were the Irish. And they were treated

far worse than the African slaves! 

But that's not to say that slavery is no longer practiced today! Because, sadly, it still is in many parts of the world. Especially with Financial Slavery at the forefront❗☹️❗

Before the court-sanctioned form of slavery took hold, blacks were better off, relatively speaking. In fact, one of the 👉17 Presidents👈 before Washington took office was a black man:

Sorry, barry odumbass soetoro fans! 🧐

👉 And he is a mulatto, not black; a

half European & half African. 

George Washington became the US

President on April 30th, 1789.

He became the 15th

President after

the Colonies

gained their Independence! 🤓

Never use a free-standing ATM, especially late at night. I always used an ATM at the bank, with a security guard nearby!

What a way to treat a Prostate or Erectile Dysfunction problem! 😂

"Black lives depend on us," has a conspicuous message in it.

The 👫eetBox problem about its" Facial Recognition" AI is a joke that many would surely recognize! 😄

Meritocracy DIEs when #d.i.e. is enforced!

"Sentenced to go back to being a Black American." 😆 😆 😆

Never forget those who helped you to succeed. It's only the HONORABLE thing to do. 👍

Don't mix business with pleasure. No office romances, in other words. Any good lawyer would caution you and discourage you from getting involved in such. 👌

"In my defense ... he colonized." What a way to say, "He pulled rank on me."  😒

I like the symbolism conveyed by his unfinished, unraveling yarn sweater.  😏

I once saw this you tube video of a track & field athlete whose friends dared him to run out of the train 🚆 car 🚃, run out of the train station, run a few blocks and catch the same train again! He won the bet! But as soon as he was in the train car, he collapsed out of breath surrounded by his friends. I mention this because Aren should have collapsed on the ground once he caught up with Lizzie after running🏃🏽‍♂️ for so many blocks! 

Come November, take this card with

you when you vote. So that you

don't "discomfort" all of the

white plantation owning

democrats, seems to

be its message!

Here's yet another attempt at influencing the voters this Presidential Election Year! Courtesy of Libertard Whollyweird❗

Remember to see this movie, to believe in

it, then to vote for me again this year!

Or "You ain't Black," fo sho ❗

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/1ci24rLD4Qk?si=wqMhVhoT5rVIo4V_

Fool us once, shame on you! Fool us twice, ain't no way dat's happenin'---FOOL❗🤬❗

https://youtu.be/d_5m77DcRgE?si=HVeWuMicebyeo7L2

Tidbits:

After watching the last movie shown for the evening at Regal Edwards Fairfield & I-Max, I decided to go to the Century 14 Vallejo to catch this movie's last show. 

Today, March 20th, I called an optometry clinic here in Vallejo about the eye exercise program that they have for vision improvement. I was referred to their Walnut Creek, CA branch. I'll call the Walnut Creek clinic later.

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Now, for the winners of today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race. Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong

for winning in 1st place!

🎉🎇🏆🎆🎊

🇭🇰🥇🇭🇰

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Congratulations to the USA

for winning in 2nd place!

🇺🇲🥈🇺🇸

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Congratulations to Germany & Israel

for tying in 3rd place!

🇩🇪🥉🇮🇱

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And congratulations to the UK & Italy

for tying in 4th place!

🇬🇧🏅🇮🇹

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Thanks to all of the countries that took part in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! 🏁  🛣️   🏎️ 

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LISA FRANKENSTEIN

I went to see this yesterday, February 13th, 2024, a 5 Dollar All Day Tuesday, at the Regal Edwards Fairfield & I-Max, after I watched OUT OF DARKNESS. The price of admission was $5.00. And I bought a Large tub of Popcorn for $5.40. I brought a stick of Wyler's Light Zero Sugar Island Punch to flavor my Aquafina bottled water. I also brought my own special, secret popcorn seasoning blend that I made myself. It's savory 😋 and somewhat spicy! 🥵

Auditorium 8, C-12

SCENE COMMENTARIES: 

This movie, set in 1989, is somewhat like a Horror Comedy version of the 1985 movie, DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN.

I never saw this movie nor would I

want to! Because madonna had

a bad influence on two girls

that I know from around

the time when she

became famous.

The tanning bed reminds me so much of a Panini press sandwich maker. Towards the movie's end is when I realized that I was right. 👌

My friend Soberund has a Panini press for sale in his on-line store:

www.soberundgoodes.com

Prospective US 🇺🇲 and 🇨🇦 Canadian buyers can find them in the Kitchenware & Appliances collection. 

That was quite a distance traveled to the party! Did she, or did she not, walk back home? 

Why did Lisa have a closet full of men's clothes and shoes? 🤷‍♂️

How did the "creature" learn how to drive a car?

As for the other things wrong with this movie, let's just say that all of the science courses that I took in college makes it hard for this movie to suspend my disbelief--which is what movies are supposed to do❗ Attention, Whollyweird: You Only Have One Job And That Is To Suspend Your Moviegoers' Disbelief❗❗ That's it❗❗❗Why do you keep failing at such a simple, SINGLE Job❓🤷‍♂️❓🤦‍♂️❓

The Pinay American actress Liza Soberano, who plays the role of Taffy, Is The Only Reason Why I Went To See This Movie! I've heard of her but never saw her on the Big ( or small ) Screen before now. She reminds me so much of a classmate of mine back in elementary school in Davao City, Mindanao, Philippines. This girl, whose name is Joy, has the same kind of eyes as Liza's. She was also very beautiful with her twinkly eyes and dimpled smile. But knowing that I would be immigrating with my siblings to the USA soon made me obsess with all things--and girls--that are European American! Had I known then what I know now, I would have pursued and courted her; especially since I seem to have met with her mother's approval! Now that I've spent the better part of my life here in the States, I've come to appreciate what is meant by the proverb on unrealized love, "Absence makes the heart grow fonder." And what is meant by Shakespeare's Juliete when she said, "Parting is such sweet sorrow ...." ☹️  But I should not even quote Tennyson's, "'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all," since I never even got THE Chance to share joy with Joy at all!  😢💔😭 ( Did I just add a line to Tennyson's poem? 😏 )

Because the surname Soberano is the Spanish word for Sovereign, I asked Soberund if that is what his name means. He said that his father Mr. Goode Sr. gave it to him to uphold and to treasure. Mr. Goode Sr. was a verbally and physically abusive alcoholic at some point in his life. One day, he finally realized what he was doing to himself and, more importantly, to his pregnant wife so decided to quit drinking alcohol, Cold-Turkey❗ He never touched the stuff ever again so as to serve as a good role model to his own future son. So, he came up with the name of Soberund ( phonetically pronounced, Sew Bee Roond ) for his newborn son. It means, "Sober and ...."  It's a fitting name, I must say not only because my friend's last name is Goode but also because Soberund grew up morally upright, in keeping with his promise to his father! 👍

TIDBITS:

I went for a walk after watching OUT OF DARKNESS and before seeing this movie.

I was walking when I took this picture of a

parked car across the street from the

Cineplexes' parking lot. The car is

surrounded by 6 police cars. I

am sorry for the blurriness

of the photo because I

didn't stop when I

shot it.📱

🙄

I got the Blood Draw & Urine Test results back late this evening. My Thyroid, Prostate, Electrolytes, Cholesterol and Triglycerides are all normal. My Hgb A1C is at 6.9 which is 1.3 above normal; but it's going down because it was at 13.5 at one time in September 2020! 

My Albumin to Creatinine ratio is high. As well as my Protein to Creatinine ratio. But I suspect that it's because I don't really drink that much water each day! I usually have between 5 to 7 cups of water each day. I'll try drinking 10 to 12 cups between now and my next Lab Tests in May or June.

An Iranian doctor discovered that many

diseases can be cured simply by 

drinking plenty of water.

I'll see if it's really

true! 👌👍

The doctor's name is

Batmanghelidj.

I have an appointment with my cardiologist on April 3rd. I'm interested in knowing what my new BNP Score will be. I hope that it will be lower, if not back to normal!  🤞

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Now, for today's winners of the highly competitive 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race. Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations, Singapore on

your 1st place win!

🎉🎇🏆🎆🎊

🇸🇬🥇🇸🇬

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Congratulations, Hong Kong on

your 2nd place win!

🇭🇰🥈🇭🇰

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Congratulations, USA on

your 3rd place win!

🇺🇲🥉🇺🇲

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And, lastly, congratulations to

Germany on your 4th

place win!

🇩🇪🏅🇩🇪

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Thanks to all countries that took part in this extreme 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race to the Finish Line! 🏁 🛣️ 🏎️

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