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Showing posts with label product placement. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 17, 2024

GIANTESS ATTACK: YEAR ZERO!

I started watching this "PLANdemic covid lockdown in preparation for the 2018 election cheating by the DEMON-crats which eventually censored Free Speech and banned my readers in over 160 countries from accessing my blogsite anymore" movie at predawn today, Wednesday, July 17th, 2024, in bed ๐Ÿ›️ via my cellphone's ๐Ÿคณ TUBI Streaming App.


Scene Commentaries:

"Caramel Cookie Candy Snack cereal with free pets in every box."  ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

"This is so going on you tube."  ๐Ÿ˜

O Organics Popcorn. ๐Ÿฟ I wonder if they're getting paid for this product placement?  ๐Ÿค” 

"No, not the pussy!"  ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

A Kickstarter fund.  ๐Ÿ˜’

A Crotch-Shot "xmas" ๐ŸŽ„ party.  ๐Ÿคท‍♂️

The Metalunans from Outer Space.  ๐ŸŒŒ 

Betamax Capsules.  ๐Ÿ˜

"You earthlings are stupid!"  ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

"Oh, man, I'll be a TMZ legend when this is done!"  ๐Ÿค‘

"They tore apart the scientology building."   ๐Ÿ˜

The Snack Artist Potato Chips ( and O Organics Popcorn ). Who made this movie? ๐Ÿคท‍♂️ Was it Safeway Supermarkets that made this lame excuse for a movie?  ๐Ÿคจ  And I can't help but wonder what their Human Resources Director has to say about the many Crotch-Shot scenes throughout this movie!  ๐Ÿง

Talk about an ATM ( look-up the meaning of this sexual acronym ).  ๐Ÿคข!๐Ÿคฎ

"When you two broads get on your period, you'll get bigger and bigger!"  ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

PTSD, but not the regular kind!  ๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️

"Spit, don't swallow!"  ๐Ÿ˜‰

The foot fetish weirdos.  ๐Ÿ˜’

Monster vs Monster ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿฟ

"I'm back, bitches!" 

Another Fine Kickstarter Production ....  ๐Ÿ‘Ž 

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I've seen way better monster movies from the original King Kong to the 1st Godzilla movie.  ๐Ÿ˜’

This movie has way more Crotch-Shot scenes than a "Japanese girl in a school uniform" karate ๐Ÿฅ‹ movie!  ๐Ÿ™ƒ 

Guys, I forced myself to watch this "movie" so you don't have to.  ๐Ÿ˜ You owe me Big-Time!!!

Tidbits: 

I didn't get to walk far yesterday because I was scouring the Web for more relevant news surrounding the assassination attempt on Pres. Trump's life.

3.94 kilometers 
I
3.80 km

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Dan Bongino on the clusterfuck cover-up:

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/1563164644608169/?mibextid=CDWPTG

๐Ÿ‘‡https://www.apexlifehub.com/news/detail/fa496f280f374b42325c93b7e5d63018?app_version=5.0+%28Linux%3B+Android+10%3B+K%29+AppleWebKit&country=us&entry_id=35377102240717en_us&language=en&request_id=DETAIL_EXPLORE_9e68c691-ed44-4a89-8593-18e862f8b0f5&features=162129586587566601&abgroup=MT-3381&client=opera&like_count=0&uid=3e55c0217ca732473ceb4a3e54be3a2207130645&utm_source=feednews&utm_medium=ofa


It was a close call!

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/YXDuFgLgC_w?si=D5fqb0buWC_Rz9Bn

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/Q_gcLg1I3Wo?si=GIaXQ5oHCRc6lG1A

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/e-Ob4yMyZ8Q?si=jVm02KNoSLwZb9JY

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/MB9fJCfq9ZA?si=MAXowroAwYmkJ0oy


Another would-be assassin apprehended:

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/orue_sUYV0Y?si=YCOmP7jTlOY7zZQO


THE Party of Division, Hate & Destruction:


๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/bzeXcHDmzFE?si=MfJRQAkw_GvYwRAU


The Libertard Left calls Trump a racist!?


๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/WIgBd2whOaU?si=cKpBEk1rQQKAZILk


The consequences of their irresponsible, disrespectful exercise of Free Speech:

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://www.theblaze.com/news/5-radicals-who-learned-there-are-finally-consequences-for-publicly-wishing-death-upon-trump

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/vjO8e59pZ44?si=t15rwNxnrtWOS0q6

๐Ÿ‘‰ http://opr.news/34fd5d9240717en_us?link=1&client=opera


Let me clear the air on this issue on "racial identity" ... 

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://www.newsweek.com/jd-vance-wife-attacks-maga-trump-running-mate-1926194

based on what I learned in my College Biology & Anthropology classes. People born in India are considered Caucasian❗ But I'm Still Against ILLEGALS & JIHADISTS❗❗If they come here Lawfully to become productive contributors to our society and Assimilate and Swear Undivided Allegiance To The JUDEO/CHRISTIAN United States, they are more than welcome, irrespective of skin color ❗❗❗ BUT ... They Have To Realize That Their Naturalized Citizenship Status Is A ๐Ÿ‘‰Legal Contract๐Ÿ‘ˆ Between Them And The Federal Government Which Can Be Readily Revoked In The Event Of A "Breech of Contract Agreement" ❗ I Shall Remind Pres. Trump Of This The Next Time That I Correspond With His Office.

Close the Borders❗๐Ÿ˜ก❗๐Ÿคฌ❗

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://www.facebook.com/NEWSMAX/videos/1091093192643265/?mibextid=9drbnH


Here's what is shared on my fb page regarding the bullet wound to Pres. Trump's Right Ear:


❗Vote  Straight  RED❗
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ✊ MAGA ✊๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ

Are they going to blame
it on Iran, too?

We don't need Poopy-Pants 
for president!

It looks like brandon is going to use his old trick of staying in his basement to win this year's Selection!  ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ‘Ž

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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners.  Drumroll ๐Ÿฅ  please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 
winning in 1st place!
๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‡๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ†๐ŸŽŠ
๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ
❗❗
๐Ÿพ
Congratulations to Israel for 
winning in 2nd place!
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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Congratulations to the USA for 
winning in 3rd place!
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
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And congrats to Germany & Singapore 
for tying in 4th place!
๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ
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Thanks to the countries that participated in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! ๐Ÿ   ๐Ÿ›ฃ️   ๐ŸŽ️

I'm sorry for the 30-minute delay in posting the race results. I was too preoccupied with scouring the Web for the assassination attempt updates.

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Sunday, June 16, 2024

MY ALIEN GIRLFRIEND

I watched this "Wear Masks ๐Ÿ˜ท And Don't Mind Us Allowing ILLEGALS & JIHADISTS Into Our Country While We Tell You To Stay Indoors To Avoid Getting Sick During The PLANdemic And Mail In Your 2020 Residential Selection Ballots In November of next year" movie at predawn today, Saturday, June 15th, 2024, in bed ๐Ÿ›️ via my cellphone's ๐Ÿคณ TUBI Streaming App.



Scene Commentaries:

"That's hair gel."  ๐Ÿ˜œ

This alien female gives a Literally New visual answer to the question, "Did you just soil yourself?"  ๐Ÿ˜•

Poopy ๐Ÿ’ฉ Pants  brandon  should 
know since  he is Sniffy-Sniff  joe,
with a heightened sense of smell.

Again, another alien that doesn't know how to fly an ufo ๐Ÿ›ธ and crash lands on Earth. Only to come out Butt-Naked!

❗๐Ÿคท‍♂️๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️❓

I KNEW that there was a reason why I had to insert brandon into this❗๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️❗

Naughty Bits.  ๐Ÿ˜‰

Cap'n Crunch. I used to love this when I was in my teens!  ๐Ÿคค  But now, looking back, what was that obsession all about❓๐Ÿคท‍♂️❓

No, not a democrat❗Unless you're fixing to have a VERY Stressful Relationship❗❗Just look at what happened to Johnny Depp❗❗❗

Lord, God! Help Us❗๐Ÿ™❗

Red Bull.  ๐Ÿฅด

"Home ...."  If you watch movies on TUBI anytime soon, you might come across an ad for "Home Warrant Chi."  ๐Ÿ˜  ( American Home Shield ad )

"That would take expert level bullshit."  ๐Ÿ˜„

"I prefer entertainers."   ๐Ÿ˜

"Yep, five minutes old."  ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Just please stop with the brandon reference. It has gotten old already, like the Old Fart Decrepit Dotard brandon, himself, has❗๐Ÿ˜’

Oh, boy! The drive-by showing.  ๐Ÿ˜

Ahh, guys .... You left the front door open.  ๐Ÿ˜€

"Joe, she's not right for you."  ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

"His baby, that would totally ruin my body."  ๐Ÿ˜’

"You will know if her ride shows up."  ๐Ÿ˜ณ

"It was supposed to be my 11."  ๐Ÿ˜†

"No mother ship?"  ๐Ÿ˜‚

The unexpected visitor.  ๐Ÿ˜ถ

The Ending Credits list 3X more songs than the number of principal actors of this movie.  ๐Ÿ˜•

It's a good movie to chill on.  ๐Ÿ™‚

Even with the many references to brandon and odumbass, this movie is not about a geek falling in love with an Illegal ALIEN who invades our Country through our Southern Border. And, SPOILER ALERT, this Alien Just Wants To Go Back Home ASAP! ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ‘

Tidbits:

Am I gonna get financially compensated for the "product placement?"   ๐Ÿค” 

I had to go get some gas ⛽ for my Saturn SC-1 at J&R Mini Mart. I bought $10 worth of gas which was just a little over 2 gallons ( 7.6 liters )❗๐Ÿคฌ❗Back when Pres. Trump was in charge, $10 would get me ~8 gallons ( 30.1 liters )❗

I finished my walk for the day once I arrived home.

6.58 kilometers 
6.45 km

The steps and distances between the two pedometers are so different from each other ❗๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️❗ It's because the new one was turned Off before I realized that it wasn't On! And I conservatively guesstimated that it was just off by 100 steps ❗๐Ÿ˜•❗

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Today, Sunday, June 16th, 2024, I went to Selecta Pilipino Buffet Restaurant for lunch. There were a lot of people. But not as many as there were in last Saturday's 1st anniversary of Connie's passing.

Now, I'm just waiting inside the restaurant for the weather to get cooler ( it's at 79° F/26° C with a 21% Humidity ) before I go home and finish my day's walk. ๐Ÿšถ‍♂️

I had to sit in a chair outside of the restaurant where there was a nice, cool breeze blowing through.  ๐Ÿ˜Œ

Ahh ... 'so much better!  
๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ‘

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY to those that this wish applies to ❗๐Ÿ‘Œ❗๐Ÿ‘❗

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Here are Saturday's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners ....


And here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners.  Drumroll ๐Ÿฅ please ....


Congratulations to Hong Kong for 
winning in 1st place!
๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽŠ
๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ
❗❗
๐Ÿพ
Congratulations to Israel for 
winning in 2nd place!
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
❗❗
Congratulations to India for 
winning in 3rd place!
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ
❗❗
And congratulations to Germany 
and the United States for 
tying in 4th place!
๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
❗๐Ÿ…❗
❗❗

Thanks to the countries that took part in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish!  ๐Ÿ        ๐Ÿ›ฃ️        ๐ŸŽ️

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Wednesday, June 29, 2016

INDEPENDENCE DAY: RESURGENCE, PG-13 ( 2 hr & 0 min )

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where: CENTURY 14 VALLEJO in Vallejo, CA
when: Thursday, June 23rd, 2016
show: 8:00 p.m. 3-D Advanced Screening
costs: $15.00 + $1.00 medium upgrade on a free small Buttered Popcorn ( free offer on my movie-watcher email reward coupon ) + $4.85 medium Powerade Mountain Berry Blast = $20.85
auditorium: 2
seat: 6th row from the front, 6th column from the left



2nd time


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where: CENTURY 14 VALLEJO in Vallejo, CA
when: Tuesday, June 28ht, 2016
show: 6:40 p.m. 2-D
costs: $6.25 ( All-Day Bargain Tuesday ) + $0.00 small Buttered Popcorn ( free offer on my movie-watcher email reward coupon ) + $4.20 =$10.45
auditorium: 11
seat: 4th row from the front, 9th column from the left

synopsis/overview:  The bad aliens are back for revenge, bigger and badder this time around!

noteworthy scenes: 1.) "Be nice to Jake ( Liam Hemworth ) when you see him up there"; 2.) "I honestly didn't know it was gonna work"; 3.) "After 12 years of being catatonic"; 4.) Drill hole; 5.) Distress call; 6.) "He just walked in, didn't he"; 7.) "You're the only family I've got"; 8.) Training video; 9.) "Did we win"; 10.) Red Alert; 11.) "The same circle"; 12.) "It was a spaceship" 13.) "They're coming back"; 14.) Ominous object; 15.) Fusion Drive; 16.) Debris field; 17.) Mother ship; 18.) "What goes up must come down"; 19.) "'You peed your pants"; 20.) Emergency evac; 21.) Hospital gown; 22.) "They're celebrating"; 23.) "We have alien guns"; 24.) "Why are you afraid of this symbol"; 25.) Pants; 26.) Hive; 27.) "It's a deal"; 28.) "Collective mind"; 29.) LXR-73; 30.) Dogfight; 31.) "They have their own ecosystem"; 32.) Engine failure; 33.) System offline; 34.) "There will be no peace"; 35.) New president; 36.) Interpretation; 37.) "Hello, gorgeous"; 38.) Alarm; 39.) "They're mobilizing"; 40.) Primitive; 41.) Harvester ship; 42.) Bait; 43.) Volunteer; 44.) School bus; 45.) "This thing is way cooler than a machete; 46.) "Been holding that one for a while"; 48.) Shortwave radio message; 49.) Inbound; 50.) Dad; 51.) "I don't want to calm down"; 52.) "I'm not saving the world, I'm saving you"; 53.) "Happy 4th of July"; 54.) Breach; 55.) "Uhmm, Sir, is that suppose to happen"; 56.) "Shield is down"; 57.) Yellow line; 58.) "You talk too much"; 59.) "They got me"; 60.) Eye of the tornado; 61.) Windshield wipers; 62.) "We're alive---We're rich"; 63.)  "Maybe, we should try that"; 64.) "Who are you"; and 65.) "Interstellar travel."

audience reaction: The audience liked this movie but no one gave it a "Hands Clapper" ending.

2nd audience reaction: Someone gave it a "Hands Clapper" ending. And another one gave it a whistle.

recommendation: I liked the first one better. Is it just me or is this film simply formulaic and pandering shamelessly/obsequiously to the Chinese movie market? Anyway, go see this movie if you're into big and loud summer blockbuster movies.

spoiler alert! Yup, blockbuster movies won't be such without product placement--Chinese "Moon Milk", in this case ( whatever that is .... ). Okay, that scene wherein the warlord planted a kiss on the lips of his dead brother's picture didn't seem appropriate. All of those destroyed defense satellites would eventually rain down debris on Earth. Here are some figures to consider: The mother ship was greater than 3,000 miles ( 4,828 km ) in diameter; the Moon is 2,159 miles ( 3,474 km ) in diameter; the Earth, at the equator, is 7,926 miles ( 12,756 km ) diameter. If the mother ship was travelling to Earth at such a speed that air friction caused its leading edge to heat-up and glow, then it was travelling faster than the speed of sound and would have caused such a loud disturbance in the air. The mother ship would have such a gravitational field that, coupled with the Moon's own gravitational field, tsunamis and earthquakes would have wreaked havoc on Earth. All the mother ship needed to do was to give Earth a slight "tap" ( since it had a force field ) and that would have been the end of the movie---Goodbye, Humanity! When the mother ship landed on Earth, Earth's rotation, revolution and tilt would have all been affected ( can you say, Wobble? ). Once landed, the mother ship's underside would have created a temperature inversion first; then, hurricane-strength winds would have been generated all around it, hampering Earth's defenders in their effort to fight back against the alien invaders. I really don't think that a patient is allowed to wear underwear while dressed in a hospital gown. When the alien ship drilled a hole into the ocean, water would have vaporized and the sea level would have lowered. And the vaporized water would have turned into rain clouds that would have rained down on Earth, too. So, this movie is missing hurricane strength winds and rainstorms! When you and your fellow pilots engage the enemy in a dogfight, you don't look at each other for more than a second---Heck, you don't look at each other at all--look at the enemy! Why couldn't the alien space ships shoot with much better accuracy if the aliens were more technologically advanced than we are? Okay, how would their own ecosystem be compatible with ours? Earth was either contaminated by the alien ecosystem or vice versa! It was simply amazing that the alien ecosystem's water was similar in pH to ours--what a coincidence! Shouldn't the soldiers have been more spread-out? Why didn't the alien ships come with safety ejection seats?

Hollywood really should hire my services as Cine-Man, technical adviser!

fyi: There is a scene wherein Jeff Goldblum's character says in a tongue-in-cheek way, "I like how they go for the landmarks," or such-like, to emphasize what I said earlier about pandering.

I remember reading a newspaper article in the '80s in which an experiment was done in a submarine. Plants were grown in a section of the submarine. And it was shown that this helped the sailors in a psychological way.

I saw the first INDEPENDENCE DAY movie at the AMC THEATRE here in Vallejo twenty years ago. The theatre is no longer there. It was torn down and a retirement home (?) parking lot was built in its place.

Anyway, after I saw that first movie for its last show for the evening, I decided to take the long, winding way home. From Redwood Street, I turned right onto Tuolumne Street. As I was crossing Tuolumne's intersection with Loma Vista and Fleming Avenue, I saw two cars up ahead driving side-by-side as they raced toward me. Mind you, this stretch of Tuolumne Street only has one lane for each direction. I had to pull over to the curb as quickly as I could to avoid getting into a head-on collision with the middle car! What a couple of f-cking irresponsible idiots!

The Earth's inner core has its own inner core:  http://rense.com/general30/core.htm

Speaking of the first INDEPENDENCE DAY movie, I liked the scene wherein the space aliens destroyed the White House and Austin Power's arch enemy, Dr. Evil, used that movie scene to scare the leaders of the world into submission! Ha, ha, ha. That was really funny.

word of advice: To you horndogs out there, pay close attention when Maika Monroe's character walks up to the crashed alien ship. As she readies her gun for shooting, she makes her right breast bounce three or four times! Ha, ha, ha. I think that the director put her up to it. Naughty, naughty ....

Hollywood, please stop using your "tried-and-true" formulaic movie script in your Summer Blockbuster movies. It is wearing thin on some of us viewers.

tidbits:  I was at this same theatre the night before, June 22nd, to see the movie, ME BEFORE YOU, for its last show at 10:25 p.m. in auditorium 9, 2nd row from the front, 7th column from the left. The price of admission was $11.00. And I bought a $6.80 Lite Bites at the concessions counter.

1 hr & 50 min.  PG-13
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There were just about six people in the auditorium, all-in-all. The audience seemed to like it. ( Psst, I think the lead actress's sister looks better. )

I went to see this movie based on a co-worker's recommendation.  It's basically a "Chick Flick date movie". I hoped for a better ending because I know of one person in a similar situation who was told by his doctors that he would never walk again. He used brainwave entrainment Chakra Meditation to enable himself to walk again. Well, I was in for a major let-down! I stepped out of that auditorium feeling sorry for the ill-fated love between the two protagonists--I don't like movies like this; I prefer "feel-good" movies!

I was in that sorry state of mind when I entered the restroom to wash my hands and rinse my mouth at the 1st lavatory sink. There are four motion-activated lavatory sinks in the men's restroom, from right to left. As I stood there washing my hands at approximately 12:39 a.m., the 2nd lavatory faucet turned-on all by itself. There was nobody else in the restroom with me. I just quietly said, Thank you for your company. It was nice to know that my new day started-off on a supernatural note which made it personally special.

Later on in the morning, I received an email informing me that my meditation CDs were just shipped-out to me. I can't wait to try them out.


2nd tidbits:  A few hours before seeing this movie, I swung by the Grocery Outlet Discount Market on York and Marin Streets, here in Vallejo, to buy a Zero-Gravity Chair for $29.99 plus tax. It was the very last chair left in the store, just sitting there waiting for me to buy it and take it home with me.

What I bought is very similar to this in design ( but a cheaper version ) and in color. I found this image on the Internet.
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I will put this chair in my bedroom. I need it for my meditation sessions. I am about to start doing Shamanic Meditation. And my bedroom is the ideal place for it since that is were I encountered the most number of ghosts and spirits. I will set-up the chair in such a way that my head will be pointing east. I have found, through my countless personal experiences, that the east is the ideal cardinal point for such encounters.

I went into the men's restroom to wash my hands prior to the start of this movie.  Once again, I used lavatory sink # one. As I washed my hands, I thought about a poor friend of mine who married a mentally disabled woman just to supplement his meager social security income with her lifelong disability income. I said to myself that he was just keeping her alive long enough for him to die first. Once I said that, the motion-activated faucet of the 2nd lavatory sink turned-on all by itself three times in quick succession! That told me that my hunch was right since, in the occult/supernatural world, 3 means "Yes" and 2 means "No."


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