THE LEGEND OF MERMAID 2 ( 2021 )

I started to watch this "Wear Masks 😷 And Don't Mind Us Allowing ILLEGALS & JIHADISTS Into Our Country While We Tell You To Stay Indoors To Avoid Getting Sick During The PLANdemic And Be Sure To Just Mail In Your Midterm Ballots In Next Year's Selections For The Sake Of Your Health & Wellbeing" movie at predawn today, Sunday, June 9th, 2024, in bed 🛏️ via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App.

Scene Commentaries:

An All-You-Can-Eat Sushi Buffet!👌🤤👍

"Hard Guy, how does it compare to the Xiu Chun knife?"  Is this the Chinese version of Mae West's "pistol in your pocket" sexual innuendo?  😉

The Ghost Dragon King = Tornadic Waterspout?

East China Sea:

Yan Lie channels The Incredibles' Dash

as he propels the boat towards land.

The Mermaid Pearl. 🧜‍♀️🦪 

Not a marriage proposal.  😏

"Patriarch," seriously? Is this "woke" Preferred Gender game affecting Mermaids, too?  🤦‍♂️ What's next, Mermen?  🤷‍♂️  Come to think of it, a lot of Asians are androgynous ....  🤔

And speaking of Mermen, how do Mermaids have babies? There's a little girl in the group. So, again, how do these Mermaids get pregnant? Or are they all asexual?  😕

East Emperor Pearl.  😐

They're not clear on the meaning of, "Landlubber."  🧐

Deep-Sea Leech.

The Beard Of Shame!  😒

"Xiyin, you have become a Virgin." Ahh ... shouldn't that be the other way around?  🙄

The old madam!  😲

I find it amusing that they express their anger or displeasure by exclaiming, "Bullshit!" Don't they get taught manners in Mermaid School?   😄 But I guess that Sea Life will do that to anyone.  🤨

That's not how swallowing is done!  😏

Someone forgot to put shrapnels in those bombs!  😁 😁 😁

"It's time to give them some credit!" Excuse me. I think that what you mean to say is, "It's payback time❗"  😀

Lady, you don't look so bad:

Just think of yourself as a red-colored Mystique!

Did you know that if Mystique is 

your loving girlfriend, you can

have any woman you like? 

😍  ❗😜 ❗ 🥰 ❗ 🤪

"It's the pain that makes you feel loved." Wait, what?  😧  Is she condoning Spousal Abuse?  🤨

Has it been a hundred years already? Time sure flies when you are pining your life away!  😕 But what happened to Afo and his mermaid girlfriend?  🙁

This ties up things with Part One. But it still has some loose strings.  You'll have to see both parts back-to-back to know what I mean ....

Tidbits:

I had a really good reason to make sure that I did my walk: I ate too much at Connie's 1st year death anniversary!

6.87 kilometers 

6.63 km

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Just as expected, right after the pro-Ham👉ASS indoctrinated, clueless Libertard students--who failed History Class or Archaeology Class and had no summer sessions to attend--went on their vacation, Israel struck gaza!  🇮🇱 

"I can't wait to have my very

own  72  Virgins!"

he texted.

I guess that Ham👉ASS didn't get a clue from their fellow "sleeper cell" JIHADISTS in Minneapolis, Minnesota and in Detroit, Michigan about US schools' summer vacation schedule.  😉 

I decided not to go to Selecta Pilipino Buffet Restaurant today, a Sunday, because I'm still feeling full from yesterday's anniversary lunch. I know that I do my Sunday buffet lunch religiously. I just hope that I didn't offend the god of Gluttony.

By the way, did you know that the biggest meal anyone could have in any day is called, Dinner? It doesn't matter if the meal, itself, is eaten at breakfast, brunch, lunch, at mid-afternoon, supper or at midnight. It only has to be The Biggest Meal Of The Day In Order For It To Be Technically Called, Dinner!

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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners.  Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 

winning in 1st place!

🎉🎆🏆🎇🎊

🇭🇰🥇🇭🇰

❗❗

🍾

Congratulations to Israel for 

winning in 2nd place!

🇮🇱🥈🇮🇱

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Congratulations to The USA for

winning in 3rd place!

🇺🇸🥉🇺🇲

❗❗

And congrats to Germany & Russia 

for tying in 4th place!

🇩🇪🏅🇷🇺

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Thanks to the nations that participated in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish!  🏁       🛣️       🏎️

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