I started watching this pre-COVID Hysteria movie at predawn today, Friday, May 3rd, 2024, in bed 🛏️ via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App.
So alien scout guy travels the universe in search of planets that its Race can conquer. But it seriously needs to work on its landing skills! Couldn't his own Race send out a scout that's a better pilot? 🤷♂️
Alien scout guy has a fancy armored bodysuit but his Do-Rag is literally a Tattered Rag! 🤷♂️
Whether he's wearing a Codpiece or a Cup Protector, it's not a good idea to kick him in the crotch!
When your life is in peril, it's best to lie down under the shade of a tree and wax poetic? 🤷♂️
Why do those surveillance cameras, that are facing the gate and are attached to tree trunks, just sweep up and down instead of from side to side? 🤷♂️
How nice it must be to just leave your jacket and your handbag out on the front porch without a care in the world. Don't they have Porch Pirates? 🤷♂️
There are no little kids around to read to. Yes, your Italian accent is pleasing to listen to. But do you really have to read the diary out loud? 🤷♂️
Hey, alien scout guy, that's quite a Yuge sippy straw that you've got there! Seriously, though, drinking the brook water might just end up giving you Diarrhea! You don't believe this Earthling, do you? 🤷♂️
Hey, cabin lady! There are literally 3 Grizzly Bears 🐻 lurking about in your immediate area. Why are you obliviously just sauntering by AND singing to yourself without carrying a revolver? 🤷♂️
How odd that she'd have super firm breasts even though she didn't seem to be the kind who'd wear a corset. Why would the director use a woman, no matter how beautiful and bold she is, for a mid 1850s nude scene, who obviously had a boob job done? 🤷♂️
And isn't that snow melt water 🥶 that she wants to bathe in? 🤷♂️
Well, it was either the woman or the bears as a yummy mammalian snack. 🤤 I guess that fake mammaries are better tasting to such an alien. 🤷♂️
The butt-naked puny alien is a time-travelling Peeping Tom pervert?!?!?! 🤷♂️
The alien's rifle is some sort of a "Gatling Gun." Why doesn't it run out of ammo? 🤷♂️
Pray to God for help. But don't forget to take those extra 👉muzzle loading👈 BLACK POWDER REVOLVERS with you! 🤦♂️ Okay ...? 🤷♂️
The alien scout guy is not only a bad pilot but also a bad shooter❗🤦♂️❓🤷♂️
Now, do you see what happens if you leave your handbag, with your set of house keys in it, out on the porch when some butt-naked puny alien Peeping Tom pervert is lurking around? 🤷♂️
Hey, soldier boy, you just went past the area where you don't have Security Clearance! 😠 And why do you get to run up that hill without having to plod through snow unlike scientist lady has to? 🤷♂️
Mr. Reinhardt, your skeleton doesn't look like how a normal human skeleton does. I know from your Arnold Schwarzenegger accent that you're an alien, too. But, EXACTLY what kind of alien are you? 🤷♂️
Could it be that preying on a woman with fake boobies( in the words Arnie ) slowed down the reflexes of alien scout pilot guy? 🤷♂️
Why didn't he aim the weapon at the unprotected alien's face? 🤷♂️
The rock looks like a potato! 🥔 Was this movie's scene filmed in Idaho? 🤷♂️
Why does his cowboy 🤠 hat stay put like it has been Crazy Glued to his head? 🤷♂️
Back in the day, The Ending Credits would list the names of female extras who did nude scenes like this: "Nude bathing woman," etc. Why don't they do that anymore? 🤷♂️ Has it got something to do with the advent of AI Beauty Pageants? 🤷♂️ Where contestants are expected to be PERFECT & Blemish-Free, to the delight of the whole World's InCels ( Involuntarily Celibate---Unlucky in the dating department )❗😍❗
👉 https://youtu.be/RyeBwNSFSPE?si=enYKek_WQ0q2fMzD
InCels are so overjoyed that they are mail-ordering their own sex dolls now and are rushing to the nearest store to buy a year's supply of Lotions & Tissues ❗😜❗To them, who needs all of that drama, body odor, capriciousness, expenses and sexually transmittable diseases from Venus Flytrap baby mommas? 🤷♂️ Practice Safe Sex everyday, in its very Literal SENSE, until you get really good at it before you venture out into the Dating World! 😁 😁 😁
And I hope to God that there'll be an AI Beauty Pageant on Presidential Election Day this November! So that Libertard InCels will be too busy in their parents' homes' basements with their "voting✊ hand" to bother to go out and vote❗🤞❗
For the life of me, I can't find the Box Office results for this movie, both in the years 2013 & 2018! 🤷♂️
Tidbits:
I installed a Pedometer app, a Weather app and a Flashlight app on my new back-up 'Phone. And I took it for a walk last night and logged-in 7,905 steps ( not counting the 193 steps on my main 'Phone ) in 1h & 12m for a distance of 3.4 miles/5.5 km, to burn 276.4 Kcal at a walking speed of 2.8 mph/4.5 kph.
The flashlight 🔦 app is not as strong. BUT it has an SOS function as well as 5 Levels 🎚️ of Strobe Light function, just in case I get attacked by LOW-LIFE Punks who happen to be Epileptic. What a Disco Dance show that would be! 🤣 🤣 🤣
I also went to the Neighborhood Wal-Mart's to buy a 32 oz ( 946 ml ) bottle of 91% Isopropyl Alcohol for 1st aid, some Cheese, and a bag of Oroweat Keto Hotdog Buns; and a 12 oz ( 340 g ) bag of Mac's Golden Cracklings Butcher's Cut Double Cooked Pork Rinds to satisfy my craving before the night was over.
NOW THAT I HAVE MENTIONED 👉COVID👈 ... 🔍👀
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Pres. Trump fired faux(na)zi for a really Good REASON ❗❗❗
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Today, I went to GOIN' POSTAL to get my Jury Summons Notice to Appear before the banana republic-appointed kangaroo court, 2-tier INJUSTICE SYSTEM's "judge".
Then, I went to J&R Mini Mart to buy some Lotto tickets.
I followed it by going to 2 banks for some transactions.
On my way to the 1st bank, some blm almost hit my car because he didn't stop 🛑 at the intersection!
There were a lot of people in line at the bank because it was the 1st of the month 2 days ago and it's a Friday, too!
On my way to the 2nd bank, some idiot cut me off to get to the Left Turn 🚦 lane. And he ran a Red Light because he knew that he cut me off. We looked at each other as he drove in the opposite direction❗
There was nobody in line when I got to the other bank since it was just minutes before their 5:00 p.m. closing time.
At the intersection in front of the Dollar General Store, a guy on a white sport bike was waiting to make a left turn on Tuolumne Street. I should have taken a picture of him because of his customized helmet. He had on what I could only describe as an ORANGE colored Tickle Me Elmo slip-on sleeve:
"It's all fun and games until" the bike 🏍️ slips from under you or you rear-end the car in front of you at the light. Then, you realize that you now stick out like a Sore Thumb in front of every witness to the accident! Yup, "been there, done that!"
Finally, I went to the Dollar General Store, on the corner of Tennessee & Tuolumne Streets, for the 1st time in over a decade to see what they have to offer. They are pricier than 99-Cents Only Store and the Dollar Tree Store. Their prices are more in the range of those that you'll find at a Grocery Outlet Bargain Market, which is just slightly lower than the prices at Wal-Mart's. They have some nice Pocket T-shirts. But I just went there to buy a store brand 120 count 81 mg Baby Aspirin for my Heart.
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Here are the 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners. Drumroll 🥁 please ....
Thanks to all of the countries that took part in this latest 24-Hour Race to the Finish! 🏁 🛣️ 🏎️
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