HORNET

I started watching this Social Distancing movie at predawn today, Thursday, May 2nd, 2024, in bed 🛏️ via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App.

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Scene Commentaries:

Bumblebee masquerades as the Hornet in his side job!  😁

Finally, the movie gets going around 12 minutes later. ⏳

But, dang! Do you see the size of the robot Hornet? 😲 How'd they shoehorn it into the portable box❓ They must've come up with a super-lightweight metal alloy to build Hornet❗Bot-in-the-Box, anyone? Iron Man's briefcase suit ain't got nothing on this college experiment tech!  👨‍🏫 💡 👨‍💻

When doing the test run, Hornet took off running very fast. That is when they realize a crucial piece isn't installed: A communication device! 🤦‍♂️ So that they can communicate with their robot whenever it goes out of visual range!  Instead, they have to go running after it to fetch it. 😮‍💨 And why are they being videoed by a drone that seems to operate for a long time without recharging?  🤷‍♂️

Bathroom break, convenient excuse. But dispatch went offline! Why doesn't Mr. Park Ranger leave ASAP when he is called for emergency assistance? 🚓

Why is Goofball Gearhead sweating like a pig? 🐖 

Why doesn't she just floor the gas pedal, given the strange, threatening situation that they are in? 🤷‍♂️❗🤦‍♂️ And, dang, Strange Guy with the hatchet 🪓 is easily able to punch through the passenger side window! Yeah, right ....  😒

Note To Self: Don't ever find yourself in the company of females in a Life or Death situation BECAUSE THEY JUST TALK WAY TOO MUCH 🙉, PUTTING EVERYONE'S LIFE AT RISK❗See, this is why I'm a Cat 😼 Person!! Cats can be trusted to Shut The Hell Up!!! Dogs & BITCHES on the other hand ....  🙄

 

"What, you never heard of an Emergency Services Bot before?" Watchoo talkin' about, woman?!?!?!

"I'd always hoped that the government were the good guys." 🤣 🤣 🤣 Certainly, not this current ODDministration ❗😡❗🤬❗

Imagine how disappointed I was that he wasn't getting a neck massage after all. 🙁👎

Torture the male prisoner but not the female. Yeah, that's so Sex Discrimination sexist ....  😒 

Wait a minute. Wasn't it established early on that Hornet could detect approaching life forms?  🤷‍♂️

"Now you have a pretty high tolerance, for a civilian. You could make a good agent someday." Why "someday"? Heck, hire him on the spot now! Because he's tired of SITTING Around & getting interrogated for a LONG 🥱 TIME in a supposedly 👉"action"👈 movie. Maybe, then, he'll see some Real ACTION❗

These college kids don't like watching old movies, it seems. Otherwise, they'd have seen how RoboCop was programmed not to hurt its maker!  😕

Hornet doesn't have Infrared and/or Thermal Imaging programs installed! And it's supposed to be an Emergency Services Bot? 🤦‍♂️ WTF

"I believe you're feigning ignorance." Wait a minute, didn't the interrogator pull up his academic record earlier and learned that he's just a 2.0 average kid? I don't think that he's feigning it, Mr. Interrogator; he's just dumb as a rock! 🪨 To quote Jackie Chan in a RUSH HOUR Outtake, "You're wasting my film!" 

"Aliens don't exist." Kid, you've never been to the Southern Border, have you? Where'd you spend your Spring Break? 🤷‍♂️

In case of some broken rib bones, use your belt & your friends' belts to wrap around the Rib Cage to lessen the pain from breathing. You don't need to be a scientist to figure that one out!  🤨

"It's the job of a scientist to document. And in these extreme conditions, it's what I know to do." Girl, you don't need to be a 👉scientist👈 "to document ... extreme conditions." Just look at Tik Tok social media influencers' extreme Clips for Clicks!  😏

To paraphrase a song, "We built this monstrosity. We built this monstrosity to Rock and Roll." 🎶

Does she have to keep reintroducing herself and her friends whenever she gets in front of the camera to document the same ol' stuff?  🤷‍♂️ Here's a 2-word hint for you, Miss Scientist: Facial Recognition.  😏

How is Hornet able to infiltrate without being detected? 🤷‍♂️

Alright ... who's the wise guy who reprogrammed Hornet's speech function ❓🤦‍♂️❗

Tidbits: I arrived home from my evening walk 🚶‍♂️ just before 10:00 p.m. And I logged in 9,162 steps for 1h & 24m. And burned 339.2 Kcal for a distance of 3.7 miles/6.0 km.

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It was strange how throughout the morning hours, as I dozed off every now and then while watching this boring movie in bed, that I'd see corrections being done on this post in my mind. My old fart 👴🏼 proofreader/fact-checker just can't seem to take some time off!  He'd better not ask me for Overtime Pay and Holiday Pay and/or Bonus Pay!! His senile self seems to forget that he works for me, not for a union!!! Labor unions are just 3rd party socialist money-grubbers!  😒👎

I got myself one of those pay-as-you-go cheap 'phones, as back-up. My old back-up 'phone, a Samsung Galaxy J3 Luna Pro 3G phone is not compatible with 5G. I misplaced my old Samsung and can't find it for now. I need to transfer my Memory SD Card from that one to this new back-up 'phone.  🤓

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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners. Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 

winning in 1st place!

🎉🎆🏆🎇🎊

🇭🇰🥇🇭🇰

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Congratulations to Israel for 

winning in 2nd place!

🇮🇱🥈🇮🇱

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Congratulations to USA for 

winning in 3rd place!

🇺🇸🥉🇺🇲

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And congratulations to all of these nations 

for an unprecedented quintuple

win: China, Germany, Iran,

 Netherlands and

Turkmenistan!

🇨🇳🏅🇩🇪🏅🇮🇷

🇳🇱🏅🇹🇲

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Thanks to all of the countries that participated in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! 🏁  🛣️  🏎️

Let's all give a warm welcome to Iran 🇮🇷 and Turkmenistan 🇹🇲 for joining in the Race!  🤗

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