DEADMAN APOCALYPSE

I started watching this COVID Lockdown movie at predawn today, Monday, May 13th, 2024, in bed 🛏️ via my cellphone's 🤳🏻 TUBI Streaming App.

This movie poster is Very MISLEADING ❗

Scene Commentaries:

He has been trapped in Labyrinthia for a decade. Funny, I didn't notice him go down there in the first place with a lifetime supply of cigarettes! 🚬

That sure is a whole lot of pallets❗It reminds me of how kids make their own playhouse by using seat cushions.  😏

I did not know that they

are so expensive!

No wonder that they get stolen all

of the time  from retail  stores!

Assholes would just drive to 

the backlot of stores and 

load up their pickup 🛻 

trucks  with  them!

How'd he manage to keep his beard well-trimmed in the dark for a decade--and without a handy razor & mirror?  😒

How nice of the "emperor" to have his sycophantic acolyte go and get some mints ( leaves? ) for the captive woman. Was it because he wanted her to have a minty-fresh 🗣️ breath for her reunion with her lover? What about the oral hygiene of her cigarette-breath lover? 🤷‍♂️

What's with all of the dim red lights?

If water was such a precious commodity that it had to be rationed and used as THE barter tool in the exchange of goods & services, EVERYONE's Oral and Personal Hygiene Would Be Virtually Non-existent❗🤢❗

And what, exactly, did they have for food?   🤨

How did the lasso manage to get itself looped around the victim's waist when there was no room in the tunnel for the rope to get over the head of the victim in the first place?  🤦‍♂️

Gimme some room, pardner, to

round-up this here hot filly!

When his master said, "I'm your enemy," why didn't he shoot him directly since he received such a confirmation and had the rifle in hand? 

That cleaver wasn't stuck on to the wood slat at all. He could have easily pried it loose! 🤦‍♂️

It's a "Death Blaster," not a slumber-sooner!  😒

The tunnel is about a 4 yard/meter by 4 yard/meter in measurement. If you need to shoot directly at someone in front of you, just shoot straight near or in the center of the tunnel!  🙄

Blood is a liquid. But that doesn't mean that it should squirt out like Hawaiian Punch❗🤦‍♂️❗

Why did the pallets catch on fire so quickly?

Why wasn't he overcome by the smoke in the burning ❤️‍🔥 section of the tunnel? Where did all of the smoke go, anyway?  🤷‍♂️  I mean, he's just sitting there looking at the burning area AND even smoking a cigarette! 🚬 

It should take them much longer for their own eyes to adapt to the bright daylight!  🤨

For someone with a learning disability, he sure knows the need for "repopulation." Yes, beauty will do that for you!  😜  But, hold on there, Einstein. You would need a bigger Gene Pool for all of the "homunculi" to go swimming in if the whole of Humanity needs to continue on! 

"I'm a warrior woman, too!" Can the woke nonsense just stop with this "identifying with the opposite gender" already?!?!?!

This movie is a 🧐👎

Tidbits:

Here is my walking 🚶🏽‍♂️ result from yesterday:

6.00 kilometers.

I took  an empty  42.2 fl oz/1.25 L

bottle with me to the park to refill.

There was nobody there at all.

Not even the homeless.

And  it was  quite  dark!

I used the Artificial Vanilla Flavoring, that I bought yesterday, on my breakfast bowl of Oatmeal. But I learned recently that Oats are fed to Horses 🐴 to make & keep them "fat"! 😦 I have 2 more breakfast servings to go and I'm done with Oats! 👎

I also had some Island Pacific Taro ( Gabi ) Thins to go with my breakfast.

The nutrition information label says

that a serving consists of 6 PCs.

I opened the bag and said, What

do they mean by "pieces"?!?!?!

There are literally hundreds of

broken-up pieces  inside of it!

S🤦‍♂️M🤦‍♂️D🤦‍♂️H🤦‍♂️

Why couldn't they just use a simple 

measuring cup to approximate

the serving size?🤷‍♂️?🤷‍♂️?🤷‍♂️

Their nutritionist has 

no  common  sense!

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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners.  Drumroll drum please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for

winning in 1st place!

🎉🎆🏆🎇🎊

🇭🇰🥇🇭🇰

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Congratulations to Israel for 

winning in 2nd place!

🇮🇱🥈🇮🇱

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Congratulations to Russia for 

winning in 3rd place!

🇷🇺🥉🇷🇺

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Congratulations to The United States 

for winning in 4th place!

🇺🇸🏅🇺🇲

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Congratulations to Canada for 

winning in 5th place!

🇨🇦🎖️🇨🇦

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And congratulations to China, Germany

& Vietnam for tying in 6th place!

🇨🇳🇩🇪🇻🇳

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Thanks to all of the countries that took part in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish!  🏁  🛣️  🏎️ 

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