I started to watch this pre-PLANdemic movie at predawn today, Friday, August 1st, 2024, in bed 🛏️ via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App.
Scene Commentaries:
A not-for-sale Piñata is bought and taken home for a backyard birthday celebration for a kid. And there it witnesses one of its buddies get beaten apart,
spilling its candies all over the ground!
This scene shows a Coca Cola refrigerator to the left:
Mexican soft drinks are sweetened with Sugar, not High Fructose Corn Syrup. Corn Syrup is worse for you than Sugar. As a T-2 Diabetic, I avoid anything with High Fructose Corn Syrup or even just plain ol' Corn Syrup. And I eat very little Sugar now, too!
Uh, oh. This is not looking good:
Alarmed that the piñata was sold!
"You're the baby of the family. 'Luke is the baby of the family.' Luke was a mistake. He's not even supposed to be here." 😃 Luke was an unplanned family planning baby! 😄
I wanted to have a Pontiac Vibe once because it's just a rebadged Toyota Matrix, but slightly better!
And I wanted to give it a custom
CA license plate: Rey Thor.
Let it sink in! 😜
It was either that or the Ford 👉Probe👈! 😉 You don't want to get your own car rear-ended by a "probe"! 😁
A couple of innocent piñata bystanders.
Que lastima! Pobrecitos. 😢
The unexpected party guest. 😕
It's Capitan Puerto Rico's turn!
Grieving the loss of a superhero friend ...
and the other friend:
"Do you have the strawberry kind?" 😄
Here's one way to really piss-off a piñata:
If you wanna, but she don't wanna ....
means that you've been "friend zoned" until she can find someone else to dump you for! Tuck your "tail" between your legs and move on. Take it from me who also got "friend zoned." Losers stick around just to get more emotionally damaged. Don't be that delusionally desperate guy. 🤨
There's a saying, "If you love someone, let her go. If she comes back, it's because she loves you." Hah, what a chamberpot full of crap! 💩 If she comes back it's only because she got dumped by someone who just wanted to get in her pants! Trust me on that! Don't be a "Sloppy seconds Joe" schmo!! There's plenty of fish in the sea!!! Think of it as an " upgrade." 👌❗👍
The reason why I don't ever want to restart a relationship with someone boils down to this: Since she didn't give me a chance, there's no reason why I should give her a 2nd chance❗Or, to put it another way, give her a taste of her own bad medicine❗❗ At that point, she's just a Bad Memory From My Past Anyway❗❗❗
Loser Guy looks like Josh Hutcherson:
Friend Zone Alert! 🚨
Here's a rarity these days:
A computer with a disk 📀 player.
A few years ago, I was shopping for a new laptop 💻. I was told that they stopped putting a CD/DVD player in such computers. They're just peripheral add-ons now! It didn't make sense to me back then. I hope that computer makers put it back in for those of us who still have such 💿 disks! 📀 Because I don't want my Binaural Beats Sound Meditation CDs compressed because the music loses sound quality when compressed! And I invested thousand$ of dollar$ on such CDs already❗
"How are you doing that? Whatever you're doing to my ass!" 😬 "Wait. How are you in two places at once?" 😧
Coitus Interruptus of
the evil kind.
Good question!
🤔
Bro, when are you gonna listen to me? 🤷♂️
She's holding out for the right guy, not the right-now guy! That's what friend-zoning is!! Dump her already!!! Don't go around asking yourself later, "Why did I even want to be with her in the first place?" Because, by then, she'll be just "damaged goods"❗ 🤨 On the other hand .... 😶🌫️
You know, back when this movie was made, the Flashlight 🔦 App was already available for downloading. Why are you 2 walking around in the dark with a Bic Lighter for? 🤦♂️
The origin of La Piñata. 😲
Scott has a point:
In such a situation, people's need for "self preservation" of one's genetic code actually makes one get the urge to have sex! 😏
Hey, even La Piñata knows the importance of "self preservation." 😒
🙊
At least he died happy. 🙃
This is not gonna end well. 😨
There's a Bonus Scene after the Ending Credits. 😶
This might become a College Town Friday Late Night Cult Classic movie. 🧐
Tidbits:
Here are my walking results from yesterday:
6.90 kilometers
6.66 km
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It's only fair:
🇵🇭 Pinoy Pride 🇵🇭
🇺🇲 USA, USA, USA 🇺🇸
An update on this boxing controversy:
👇 https://www.facebook.com/reel/1512260452725102?mibextid=9drbnH
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On hunter exposing cia agents to the chy-nese government because his client was arrested by the doj!
👇 https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/798791172281152/?mibextid=9drbnH
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On the "Great Replacement Theory" of whites:
👇 https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/800752715464378/?mibextid=9drbnH
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Dangerous, Decrepit, Dotard, Poopy-pants, Pee-pad, Pervy, Sniffy-Sniff, Foreign Agent brandon wants to deliberately thin out the Secret Service Agents to endanger Pres. Trump's life once again in the upcoming months, on US Citizens Taxpayers' money ❗😠❗😡❗🤬❗🖕❗
👉 https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/1670902470395217/?mibextid=9drbnH
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On the woke military ....
👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/1157504078849768/?mibextid=CDWPTG
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On iran's response to HAM👉Ass leader haniyeh's assassination ...
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On the prisoner exchange, a sharp contrast:
The full trade list is out regarding the prisoner swap between the U.S. and Russia. Here's a quick breakdown...
Released from Russian custody:
-Evan Gershkovich, a Wall Street Journal correspondent
-Paul Whelan, a former U.S. Marine
-Vladimir Kara-Murza, a political activist
-Ilya Yashin, an opposition politician
-Alsu Kurmasheva, a journalist for Radio Free Europe
-Oleg Orlov, a human rights activist
-Alexandra Skochilenko, an anti-war artist
-Rico Krieger, a former German Red Cross medic
-Kevin Lik, an 18-year-old student
-A few associates of Alexei Navalny, the former political rival of Putin who died earlier this year
Released from U.S./German custody:
-Vladislav Klyushin, Russian businessman and hacker
-Roman Seleznev, a hacker & identity thief
-Vadim Krasikov, an FSB operative and notorious assassin
-Artem Dultsev and Anna Dultseva, espionage artists
-Pavel Rubtsov, undercover spy
-Mikhail Mikushin, undercover agent
-Vadim Konoshchenok, a member of the Serniya smuggling network
What are your thoughts on the exchange?
( from Dennis Michael Lynch )
👉 Russia should get Brittney Griner back, as a bonus since The INGRATE still hates the USA, because she loves to kneel! Let them teach "her" another good reason for kneeling❗ 😉❗
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Here are today's 2-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners. Drumroll 🥁 please ....
Congratulations to Singapore for
winning in 1st place!
🎉🎇🏆🎆🎊
🇸🇬🥇🇸🇬
❗❗
🍾
Congratulations to Israel for
winning in 2nd place!
🇮🇱🥈🇮🇱
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Congratulations to the USA for
winning in 3rd place!
🇺🇸🥉🇺🇲
And congrats to Germany for
winning in 4th place!
🇩🇪🏅🇩🇪
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Thanks to the countries that participated in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! 🏁 🛣️ 🏎️
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