GODZILLA MINUS ONE/MINUS COLOR

I went to see this movie today, a Bargain Tuesday, at the Century 14 Vallejo, here in Vallejo, CA. The price of admission was $6.50. I brought some low sodium snacks with me. If only they sell No Sodium, ( real )Butter 🧈 Flavored Popcorn at the concessions counter! 😕

PG-13, 2 h & 5 m

Auditorium 2, B-6

Yes, I've already seen this movie twice before. But Not In Black & White! Which gives it the effect of harkening back to the 1954 original. Besides, I had to see this movie today because it's just a 1-week limited engagement. 

Incidentally, according to an Internet article, Godzilla was named after a Toho Company's burly crewman nicknamed, Gorira ( Japanese pronunciation of, Gorilla ) and the Japanese word for Whale, Kujira.

While waxing nostalgic for this Kaiju ( Giant Monster ) shown in retro Black & White, I realized that it has its limitations: Colors bring out contrasts and nuances Way Much Better! But the movie, either way, is still the Best of all the Godzilla movies that I've ever seen. I wouldn't be surprised at all if this movie gets an Oscar nomination for Best Foreign Film! 

And the little girl can act better than I can!  🙁😢

TIDBITS:

I was today years old when I learned that Godzilla was a dinosaur minding its own business, just hanging around with Sponge Bob under the sea, but suddenly became mutated by an Atomic Bomb test. 🤯  And got super pissed-off at humans after that because of it! Imagine that .... 🤓

I was disappointed by the taste of the Pinoy Tsitsarons which I bought on Sunday.  ☹️

All 3 of them didn't "wow" me! Could it

be that I've outgrown my craving for

pork rinds? Of course, I ate them

as-is with no dip or condiment.

I'll give them a 2nd chance by

dipping them in Vinegar with

Garlic next time that I have

them. I should also have

some of the greasier

Mexican version

which is fresh-cooked locally. 

Since I haven't had Mexican 

Chicharon in a long time!

A Taste-Test contest

is coming right up!

👌😋👍

Look out, sensitive teeth

of mine!  😬 

The antenna for my Hyundai Accent was finally delivered to my mailbox today at GOIN' POSTAL. It was signed for at 2:03 p.m.

To my disappointment, though, the GOIN'

POSTAL owner closed her branch early!

I arrived a little after 3 but it was closed

already!! I was hoping to get it installed

today before the rains get here!!! 

The forecast is rain or shower

for the next week or so.

Then, I decided to go to the J&R Market to buy a lottery ticket for the Mega Millions. Because I dropped my old wallet on the floor early Sunday night and out popped an old fortune cookie slip. I decided to try the numbers at the back of the slip for this week's Mega Millions. 'Call it a hunch ( and prepare for yet another disappointment 🤪 ). Since I was fixated on the upcoming mega prize money on Sunday afternoon, anyway, when I was at Selecta Pilipino Buffet Restaurant. 

The employee's little son, wearing a yellow

safety vest, was also behind the counter

with his dad. He looked at me and said,

"You look like a bad guy." I hoped that

he meant that I am a BAD guy!

As in ...❗👌 😎 👍❗

After I had bought a lottery ticket, he

told me that after I win big I should

give him $200! Yeah, why not? 🍀

Before the brat learns the true

value of money! 💰😁👍

I got home just to switch cars. I'm weird that way. 😜 Then, it was off to go see this movie.

After the movie was over, I decided to walk around the block and do a little shopping at the Dollar Tree Store in the Target 🎯 Shopping Center on Admiral Callaghan Lane. I only bought 3 plastic shaker containers of Forrelli Original Coffee Creamer.

They only sell the 8 oz

( 227 g ) size.

The creamers are

not for me.

I hardly drink coffee.

On my 15 minute walk back to the theatre's parking lot, I couldn't help but notice how unseasonably humid the Winter weather was. My 'phone's weather forecast showed a reading of 57° Fahrenheit ( 14° Celsius ) and a humidity reading of 87%! 🥵  The humidity is because of the expected Hawaiian Pineapple Express atmospheric river that's barreling towards the California coastal regions soon.

But why is it called Pineapple Express even though the Pineapple isn't native to Hawaii? 🤷‍♂️  Noni Express would be a much better name since the Asian Pacific Noni fruit has been in Hawaii for many centuries longer than the South American Pineapple fruit. Let's start a name-change petition!  🙂

When I arrived home, I decided to finish my evening walk around the condo parking lot since I still had about 1,500 steps to do to reach my target. There was a tow truck in the parking lot which was in the process of removing a Mercedes Benz sedan from a designated parking spot. Nobody else was there except for the tow truck driver and me. So, I guess that the car was trespassing on someone else's parking spot.

There was also a black, abandoned GMC pickup truck parked opposite of the Mercedes that had a trespassing notice on it for weeks! But the truck wasn't there anymore. I believe that another tow truck had just removed it before I got home.  🤨

And the winners of today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race are, drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Singapore

for finishing at the top!

🎇🎉🥇🎊🎆

🇸🇬🏆🇸🇬

❗❗

🍾

And to Hong Kong

for taking 2nd.

🇭🇰🥈🇭🇰

❗❗

And to the USA

for 3rd place.

🇺🇲🥉🇺🇸

❗❗

And finally to China for

taking 4th place.

🇨🇳🏅🇨🇳

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Thank you for your participation in this 24-Hour Endurance Competition! 👍

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SAMMY SLICK: VAMPIRE SLAYER

I saw this movie late tonight, Saturday, January 27th, 2024, in my living room 🪑, via my computer's 💻 TUBI Streaming App.

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First off, this isn't much of a Comedy unless you consider flirtatious Repartee funny. Someone might, however, consider such sexual innuendo back & forth banter between the main characters as "sexual harassment." 🙄

Second, the 1-2 seconds of "blackouts" between scenes are just too distracting.

Sammy Slick can kick but the fight scenes are too poorly choreographed.

That 1st fight should have been a 3 against 1 since there were 3 bad guys present. And We Know That Bad Guys Are Not Sportsmanlike When It Comes To Fights❗Especially if it's a Do or Die situation! 

There is too much talking 🗣️ going on in this movie. And there are 2 or more scenes of Sammy doing a monologue while facing the camera. A movie implies SHOWING, not talking too much!

This is a different breed of vampires. They smell of Lavender, they eat Garlic, they drink Holy Water, the Sun ☀️ doesn't affect them, they can not turn their victims into vampires, they can procreate with each other, they can have sex with their human victims and only a Silver Stake through the Heart can kill them!

Vampire or no vampire, why would you sleep with your bedroom window curtains not drawn closed?

The strip club patrons were all standing around mindlessly throwing dollar bills at the strippers without so much as saying a word. 🤦‍♂️ You'd think that none of them have ever been to a strip club---Hey, I'm not incriminating myself!  🤪

If they victimize 42 men ( and why was there a female victim? ) each week, their strip club should have already been on the cops' radar! 🤷‍♂️

The victim's Blood looked too liquidy.  👎

Why is there no Crime Scene Tape put across the door? And why would someone sleep on a bed 🛏️ where a victim was just brutally murdered hours before? 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Wow, a vampire is nice enough to use a car's turn signal indicator.  😁

The vampire guard had really bad Peripheral Vision! 👀 😄

Since you know that vampires go for the neck, why not put on a thick neck brace before you go out hunting for them?  🤷‍♂️

At least, these vampires don't leave a mess behind for the slayers to clean up after! 😏

Finally, a door creaks as it opens At ... The ... End! 😒

There's a Bonus Scene tacked at the very end. 

TIDBITS:

This movie was released on June 15th of last year. It's an independent production funded through Indiegogo. 

I had a chance meeting with Daniel, a former co-worker, in the overflow parking area of my condominium complex. He found another place of employment 2 years ago, I learned. He doesn't have to deal with customers anymore. So, that's a definite plus 👍 for him! He was there to pick-up his girlfriend. His girlfriend impatiently called him on his phone 📱 because I detained him with our conversation. So, I had to let him go. 

I swung by Island Pacific before going to Selecta Pilipino Buffet Restaurant because I have a big craving for Pinoy Pork Rinds, Tsitsaron na may Laman ( pork rinds with fat & meat attached ). 🤤

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I bought the Pink, Purple & Orange

labeled ones. I can't wait to

satisfy my craving!

Pinoy Tsitsaron pa More

( more Pilipino Pork Rinds )!

❗🇵🇭❗

✊

There's a new Pinoy restaurant which just recently opened between Island Pacific and Selecta Pilipino Buffet Restaurant:

This used to be the Ihaw-Ihaw ( broiled 

dishes ) Restaurant. 

I had lunch and bought some lottery tickets at Selecta Pilipino Buffet Restaurant. I also talked to my sister in Michigan about some financial matters.

Then, I went to the Dollar Tree Store to buy a 2 qt ( 1.89 L ) bottle of 9pH AlkaNine Water, an 18 oz ( 530 ml )  zero sugar Bai Lemonade drink and an 8 oz ( 227 g ) plastic shaker container of Forrelli French Vanilla Coffee Creamer.

This is the 7 oz foreign 

market version. 😕

Some Diabetic Asshole Lowlife stole a bottle's worth of Weight Loss & Turmeric pills from the Dollar Tree Store!

❗😠❗😡❗🤬❗

I then went to the 99-Cents Only Store next door to Selecta Pilipino Buffet Restaurant to buy a bag of Unsalted Sunflower Seeds, a bag of Salted Pumpkin Seeds and a bundle of Asparagus.

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And now, here are the winners of today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race: Drumroll 🥁 please ... 

Congratulations to Singapore for

taking first place!

🎉🎆🏆🎇🎊

🇸🇬🥇🇸🇬

❗❗

🍾

And China for second place.

🇨🇳🥈🇨🇳

❗❗

And the USA for third place.

🇺🇸🥉🇺🇸

❗❗

Canada for fourth place.

🇨🇦🏅🇨🇦

❗❗

And Germany for fifth place.

🇩🇪🎖️🇩🇪

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❗

Thanks to all of you who participated in this latest 24-Hour endurance competition which is

open to all countries in the

whole 🌍 World 🌎.

All you need to qualify is access to my movie

blogsite and access to the

Internet ❗👍❗

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2025 ARMAGEDDON

I saw this movie tonight, Thursday, January 25th, 2024, in my living room chair🪑 via my computer's 💻 TUBI Streaming App. 

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How did they go from a 2006 scene to Present Day scene with no relevant connection?  🤷‍♂️ I say no relevant connection because the SNAKES ON A PLANE movie released on August 28th, 2006 was produced by Mutual Film Company and distributed by New Line Cinema.

This should have been chosen as a

lead-to movie because it was re-

leased 2 weeks before the

Snakes On A Plane was! 

And because it was produced by

The Asylum, the very same one

which produced this movie,

2025 Armageddon. 

"We may have a security matter on our hands." Yah think?!?!?!  🤦‍♂️

The Asylum sure did one ambitious, never-thought-of-before self-promotion in making this movie to highlight its other (in)famous movies! 👌🙃👍

I should approach them with an idea for a

movie starring, Yours Truly. Since most

of their actors are D-List unknowns.

And I wouldn't mind working for

cheap pay just to get my foot-

in-the-(Whollyweird)-door!

Especially since they can allocate in their

budget for some CGI SFX❗🎬❗

'Sounds Like A Plan. 😎

If 3-D printing data file is forced to print in poor resolution quality and the objects deteriorate rapidly, the Best DEFENSE is, "Go grab a drink & some Popcorn, sit down in a recliner 💺 seat and enjoy the show!" 🥤😎🍿

The black guy is the 1st main character to die! Come on, Whollyweird!! Stop with this usual trope already!!! 

Damn 👽 Alien 👽 Invaders want to take over the whole United States of America! But what else is new??? 🤷‍♂️

The attacking "people" look like they were all getting ready to High 5 their victims! 😀 I would have been fooled into High-Fiving them all! 😂

Shouldn't she be strapped-in SECURELY inside of the Battle-Bot to engage the giant creature in a fight ❓ 😏

Such a highly advanced civilization should also have a highly advanced form of Martial Arts! I would imagine ❗😕

Organic beings exposed to the Cold Vacuum of Space wouldn't last more than a few seconds! 🙄

👉 http://opr.news/7faace85240128en_us?link=1&client=opera

The same thing would happen to all of those 3-D printed monsters out in the Vacuum of Space!  🤯

"They needed humans to repopulate their species." A human would have to be either drunk or desperate--Or Both--to help the aliens out in this department! Or the aliens could just come here to Vallejo because there are "street walkers" ( mostly of the Dark & some Milk Chocolate 🍫 varieties ) who might be talked into it! 😜

TIDBITS: I dreamed about the Iranian girl that I mentioned in my THE PERSIAN VERSION movie blog ( 11/08/'23 ) not once but twice in as many weeks! And in both dreams, I wasn't pleased to see her again. In the 1st dream, she visited me unexpectedly and sat uneasily on a couch waiting for me to come into the living room. My late mother introduced her to me. Although an introduction was not necessary. She looked somewhat different from when we last saw each other. I wasn't pleased at all to see her again. I was angry because of what she put me through 38 years ago! In the 2nd dream early this morning, she seemed weak and dying (?). I was still angry with her. She "bared" herself to me in a hopeless attempt to soften my heart as she lay constrained in some sort of black thorny vines that had ripped through her white blouse and had exposed her breasts. I just stared emotionlessly into her weak & pleading eyes which were staring deep into the Distant VOID of my cold-hearted being .... 

I don't know if there's going to be a 3rd dream. But I'm not looking forward to it happening because of what they say about the "Third time's a charm!" Anyway, these are just dreams that I'm sharing with all of you because the 2nd one happened on this day that I decided to see this movie. That's it! I don't think that there will ever be any sense of closure to this "relationship." 😐 Because I don't go back; I move on once someone betrays my trust in them! You know what they say, "Live and learn." Well, to that I say, Leave & Learn! 

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Before I left home to do some errands, I had

to email the Solano County Court to request

a jury duty excusal because I have a bunch

of health matters to attend to that are over

half a year overdue. I still don't know how

my health has been and won't know 'til

I get updated test results and talks

with my medical care team. I hope

that the court will see fit to go and

grant me an exemption from the

jury duty obligations. The doses

that I need to take for all of my

prescription medications have

to be taken at certain times

in the course of the day.

One of which is an RX

diuretic. Yeah, good

luck sitting through

a court case with

a bladder that

needs to be

relieved

FREQUENTLY!

🥴

I stopped at the J&R Market to get some lottery

tickets. I learned that Jimmy didn't sell his

business and/or retire. He just doesn't

work as much now that he has some

extra help. He's been working at his

store for 30 YEARS, 6 days per

week! 😲  He deserves to

take it easy from now

on. He earned it! 

Then, I headed to the York & Marin Streets Grocery Outlet Bargain Market. On my way there, I saw 2 prostitutes on the corner of Sonoma Boulevard and Louisiana Street. For sex tourists, come and experience the sights and sounds that this part of Vallejo has to offer!  👽 🍫 🛸 😉

I got to the grocery store and saw this new 

protein powder brand, READY. I'll have to

try this and see how it tastes like. I am

in need of a quality Protein powder

supplement at my age to prevent

muscle loss and to strengthen

my Heart. Seniors do need to

add extra Protein into their

diet because their own

bodies can't metabolize nutrients

like the way that they used to! And

Animal Protein is better absorbed

than Plant Protein, despite what

all of the Vegan health gurus say!

There were 2 prostitutes who shopped at the grocery store. I hoped that they didn't follow me to the store!  😁 😁 😁

After I put away the groceries and before I watched this movie, it was time for me to do an evening walk. 🚶‍♂️

As I started my early evening walk at the Sutter Solano Medical Center, I saw this victimized

silver Beamer across the street. All 4 of its

tires & wheels were stolen! I feel sorry

for the homeless man who lives

in this car! Some people are

so very heartless! 🤬 !

Surely, there's a special place in HELL

for people who take advantage of

those who are down on their

luck❗😠❗😡❗

 

And the winners of today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race is, drumroll 🥁 please ...

Congratulations to Singapore! 👏

🎉🎇🏆🎆🎊

🇸🇬🥇🇸🇬

❗❗

🍾

China is in 2nd Place.

🇨🇳🥈🇨🇳

❗❗

and the US is in 3rd Place.

🇺🇲🥉🇺🇸

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I.S.S.

I went to see this movie today, January 23rd, 2024, an All Day Bargain Tuesday, at the Regal Edwards Fairfield & I-Max. The price of admission was $5.00; and I bought a medium sized bag of Popcorn at the concessions counter for $4.90. I brought a 20 oz ( 591 ml ) bottle of Aquafina Water mixed with a stick of Wyler's Light Grape. 

SYNOPSIS: When World War 3 finally happens on Earth, the US Astronauts and the Russian Cosmonauts are each given an imperative order by their own governments: Take control of the International Space Station At All Costs!

R, 1h & 35 m

Auditorium 16, C-10

"Knock 3 Times" sounds like the Russians have been listening to Tony Orlando songs.  😁

Shortly after they docked on the space station, you could hear the message, "We are under attack!" But none of the 6 space crew members seemed to care!  😕

The punch sent one of them doing backflips in the zero gravity fight but the puncher didn't get pushed back by the blow. 🤦‍♂️ And remember that they were both floating around so that neither one of them could have delivered a Power Punch❗Since the foot, leg, hip, arm and fist have to be positioned in such a way that would generate a hard, solid punch!

During the fight, one of the combatants was stabbed with a rod or screw 🪛 driver which was not withdrawn but Blood globules floated around. Such a stab wound would form a tight seal around the injured site and it wouldn't bleed out for as long as you keep the object in place.

Don't tell me that they left the mice at the station!

With all of the nuclear explosions 💥 going on in at least half of the world, the sky didn't get covered in smoke and there were no volcanic 🌋 eruptions at all. One would think that nuclear bomb explosions occuring near simultaneously would trigger additional volcanoes to erupt. I say additional volcanoes because, on average, up to 10 volcanoes erupt each day!

If this movie was made in Russia, they would escape in a US shuttle and be wearing Russian Cosmonaut suits! 🤷‍♂️

NOTE: As worrisome as this movie is, what the Astronauts & Cosmonauts saw happening on Earth was just the aftermath of a far deadlier weapon used to attack the USA! Keep in mind that Bunker Busters, Atomic Bombs, Hydrogen Bombs, Thermonuclear Bombs, and even the Tsar Bomba itself ARE ALL ANTIQUATED/OBSOLETE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION❗None of these bombs can kill over 90% of a country's total population!

FYI: The militaries, strategic locations, higher levels of governments and certain very rich people have contingencies to address such a doomsday scenario. All of those 💥 explosions 💥 seen on Earth are the result of offensive and counter-offensive Acts of Mutual Destruction❗

Russia has invented the deadliest bomb that can not just decimate but can almost annihilate any big country's entire population. In the case of the USA, there are 340 million people living here, not even counting the ILLEGALS ❗ If Russia's newest bomb were to be detonated over this country, more than 306 million people would be wiped out within 2 month's time❗❗ Don't be fooled into thinking that Ukraine can beat Russia ❗❗❗Putin is hesitating until after the 2024 US Presidential Election is over with before he decides what he must do because of the implied consequences of executing such a drastic measure! If we get Trump or any other hard-line Republican as President, we will be safe!! Because Trump or any other hard-line Republican will put an immediate stop to the US tax dollar funding for Ukraine's war efforts!!! Haley is a RINO ( Republican In Name Only ), therefore can't be trusted. But if we get a DEMON-crat "president" again, Putin might be forced to use his new bomb on us, the H.E.M.P. bomb. And, NO, it's not gonna rain down reefers on us all!

👉 https://youtu.be/B_HR22ocgc4?si=-FsIXaeH5169PxnA

The H.E.M.P. ( Hypersonic Electro Magnetic Pulse ) bomb ( someone in the space station mentioned an EMP attack but didn't elaborate on it ) is an unstoppable bomb❗No Patriot Missile can intercept it and no Iron Dome can defend against it ❗❗ Because It Travels 5 Times Faster Than The Speed Of Sound ❗❗❗When it detonates over its target, everything electronic will be disabled or destroyed, i.e. Cellphones & Towers, Computers, Electric Vehicles, Commercial Equipments, Aircrafts, Boats, Hospital/Hospice/Nursing Home Equipments, Pacemakers, Emergency Communications, Water Treatment Facilities, Electricity, Heaters, Banks, Stock Markets, Gas Stations, Grocery Stores, etc. What the H.E.M.P. bomb won't kill right away will be killed by roving gangs of desperate and hungry people in around 2 month's time. Your off-grid survival skills and homesteads will not save you from the bomb explosion's aftermath! Your one reliable vehicle will be just a non-electric bicycle 🚲! And good luck trying to escape from the gangs of starving ( cannibalistic? ) people on that thing--you'll be Dead-Meat 🍽️ soon enough ❗

Remember that the Berlin Wall was torn down because Reagan promised Gorbachev that there will be no more NATO expansion around the USSR. But brandon reneged on this promise and invited Ukraine to apply for NATO membership. In effect, isolating and surrounding Russia with NATO countries! And to make matters even worse, DOTARD brandon claimed that he will destroy Nord Stream 2

👉 https://youtube.com/shorts/FVbEoZXhCrM?si=K0y96ugv--WVsqzh

which led to brandon gouging Germany for its winter LNG ( Liquefied Natural Gas ) supply at more than twice what Putin was selling LNG to Germany for❗😡❗🤬❗

If Putin decides to use his new bomb on us, it will be for 2 reasons: To get back at brandon by attacking us at our most vulnerable time, Winter;

👉 https://www.newsweek.com/russia-nuclear-warning-mikhail-popov-biden-austin-health-1869784

and to use the USA ( just like brandon is using Ukraine against Russia ) as a proxy to destroy China ( China is a paper tiger, In REALITY )! Because Russia has a bone to pick with China regarding territories that were stolen by China!

All of the above can be found on the Internet. Let's all Hope and Pray that there won't be such an Apocalyptic War EVER❗❗❗

Pres. Trump's Space Force can serve as a strong Deterrent against such a drastic measure! 

👉 https://www.spaceforce.mil/About-Us/About-Space-Force/History/

TIDBITS:

I wanted to catch the 2:10 p.m. showing of this movie but I had to get $8.00 worth of gas ⛽ first. And there was just no way that I could get to the cineplex in time!

On a different subject, my Saturn's stealth antenna works--kind of. 😕 The stubby little antenna is actually designed for rooftop mounting. My radio was getting a good reception until the freeway dipped into the valley between Vallejo and Fairfield. Then, there was static until I reached Fairfield. But the static wasn't as bad as before because I could still hear music coming from my radio. I'll eventually have to replace it with an OEM ( Original Equipment Manufacturer ) style aftermarket replacement. For now, I'll just keep it on.

The OEM style aftermarket replacement antenna for my Hyundai Accent's ETA ( Estimated Time of Arrival ) is next Monday, January 29th. I'll have to Crazy Glue that antenna into place at the base! 

There's a new restaurant in the Westfield Shopping Mall:

It occupies the space that was once a

Red Robin Restaurant. I don't know

if it's already open for business. 

Unfortunately, when I walked around the 2 floors of the mall, I saw about 6 stores/restaurants that went out of business! 🙁

And the winner of today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race is, drumroll 🥁 please ...

Singapore❗ Congratulations. 👏

🎊🎆🥇🎇🎉

🇸🇬🏆🇸🇬

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🍾

China is in 2nd place.

🇨🇳🥈🇨🇳

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The US is in 3rd place.

🇺🇲🥉🇺🇸

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And an honorable mention

goes to India.

🇮🇳🏅🇮🇳

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WONKA

I went to see the 10:35 a.m. matinee showing of this movie today, Sunday, January 21st, 2024, at the Century 14 Vallejo here in Vallejo, CA. The price of admission was $7.50.

SYNOPSIS: An ambitious young Willy Wonka comes to town to prove to 3 other chocolate shop owners, aka "The Cartel,"  that his magical, out-of-this-world creations are simply the best! 

PG, 1h & 56m

Auditorium 14, B-6

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One of the previews shown is of the upcoming Godzilla X Kong movie scheduled for release on March 29th of this year. With the time setting being 4 or 5 years after Godzilla V Kong. But this Godzilla 🦖 isn't the chonky Godzilla of GODZILLA MINUS ONE which can barely walk. This Godzilla CAN do sprints and seems to be faster than King Kong 🦍❗😃

As this Wonka movie is supposed to be about magical things, I shall refrain from commenting on certain things.

But the "Read The Small Print" scene, however, got my attention. 🤨

Lederhosen. 😂

"What rhymes with Noodle?"  Here's a list of 11 words/phrases which rhyme 100% with Noodle:

The Oompa-Loompa song. 🙂

The manhole 🕳️ cover was too light! 

The Wonka Chocolate Shop looks like something that Amaury Guichon would make! 👍

The time setting is Wintertime! So, the stored chocolate in the basement should not have flowed fluidly❗ But Since It Did, It Meant That It Was Actually Being Kept Constantly Hot 🔥 To Maintain Its Fluidity--hot enough to slow-stew anyone ❗🥵❗ Had it been I who was left to drown in chocolate, I would have peed & perhaps even pooped in it to improve its flavor❗😉❗😆❗

This is a good movie to take your brats to go see! 👌

TIDBITS:

I wonder if world famous chocolatier Amaury Guichon, whose chocolate academy is in the next-door State of Nevada, worked as a consultant for this movie. 🤔

No need to wonder, perhaps ❗

👉 https://youtu.be/p8zc0RGmwhA?si=8405b96yB3gSnfXx

👉 https://youtu.be/ExVtGIOjZQQ?si=oELURJpRYRliD_Qo

Being taught and trained by Amaury Guichon should be on my Bucket List 👌❗😊❗👍

The Internet is set abuzz with the discovery of this Gene Wilder lookalike:

This is the fans' favorite choice to play

the part of an older Willy Wonka! 

And speaking of Willy Wonka, am I the only one who thinks that his last name sounds like an English word for "something else" which relates to his first name ...?  😜

As I was about to leave the theatre, I saw Grayson Nonoa, aka AQUAfinaMAN. I told him that if Whollyweird ever decides to make a parody movie about AQUAMAN and they pick him for the lead part, that he should tell the director and the producers about me, that I can help them develop Comedy, Action, Horror and Sci-Fi scenes. 🤞 😎

Then, it was time for me to have lunch at Selecta Pilipino Buffet Restaurant on Springs Road here in Vallejo. 

I met the unassuming multi-millionaire once again today after I ate lunch and bought lottery tickets at Selecta Pilipino Buffet, and after I bought 3 items at the nearby Dollar Tree Store. He was sitting in his car snacking on some green grapes which he had just bought at the 99-Cents Only Store right next door to Selecta. 

We talked about random things. He remembered me from last time. We exchanged names again. His name is Roger. He seems to come by here on Sundays after church. I will have to hangout with him sometime and ask him for some pointers on how to invest in Real Estate! 🤑

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:

My movie blogsite finally crossed the 400,000 pageview mark❗ It couldn't have done so without my readers' active participation ❗🤗❗ We All Did It Together ❗👌❗👍❗

YAY ....  ☺️📣

And the winners of the 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race are, drumroll 🥁 please ...

Congratulations, Singapore.

You took 1st place again!

🎉🎇🥇🎆🎊

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China is in 2nd place.

🇨🇳🥈🇨🇳

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The USA is in 3rd place.

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And an admirable mention

to both Germany and

Italy for tying in 

4th place.

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ZOMBIE ASS: TOILET OF THE DEAD

I saw this on my computer's TUBI Streaming App late in the evening yesterday, Friday, January 19th, 2024.

Could this have been the source of inspiration

for ACH DU SCHEISSE ( Holy Shit! )❓

WARNING ⚠️: After the first 20 minutes, don't eat anything while watching the rest of this movie. 😶

This movie is a Coprophiliac's Wet (runny) Dream come true! 

Now, that's one mouth-to-mouth that I'd dread to be involved in!  🤢

River parasites = Tapeworms. 🪱 

That trout looked so suspended from a fishing line! 😒

At just past the 00:23:00 mark, 🤢🤮❗

This makes "stepping out of the closet" pale in comparison! 😏 But if they all crawled out of the outhouse's Shit-Hole, why weren't they more soiled ...? And why does the Shit-Hole hold so many zombies ❓ 🤷‍♂️

Farts Galore, if anyone's into that kind of "thing", this movie is perfect for those with a Flatuphiliac obsession! 😷

An axe 🪓 cannot cut a body in half with just a single strike! 🤦‍♂️

Deadly Butt 🍑 ASSault! 😁

A double barrel shotgun that can shoot more than 2 shells before reloading .... 😒 Dang, where can I get one?  🤪

"You should shut-up!" 😂

ENEMA of the Enemy 🤦‍♂️

"Roto-Rooter" Tapeworms! 

Butt Bat 😄

We got "Back-Up"!  😉

Butt But 😃

"All's well that ENDs well."

Constricting 🪱 COLONizer

Bun-BQ for 2 on a stick 😄

BUTT what happened to the dueling tapeworms? 

Don't just stand there---Run❗

"Shit for brains." 💩🧠

YES ❗ There's a new superheroine 🦸‍♀️ in Japan Town. Remember her name, BUTTwoman. Her exploits will go down in the ANALs of History.

Bun Pun intended! 😜 REPEATEDLY ❗🤣❗🤣❗

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Karate 🥋 Girl in a short schoolgirl outfit Fetish & Zombies, what more could one ask for in a Japanese horror movie? 🤷‍♂️ This will be a cult classic ( if it isn't already) among those of certain predilections in liberal college towns once it's shown during midnight movie screenings ( college kids don't just stay up all night to prepare for exams, they also attend Friday midnight shows to de-stress )!

Now, I see why ACH DU SCHEISSE was well-received in Japan!  😏

TIDBITS:

I was infected with a tapeworm back when my family still lived in Kidapawan, Cotabato, Mindanao, Philippines. I was a sickly, skinny little kid. But after we moved to Matina, Davao City, Mindanao, Philippines, the 🪱 crawled out of my 🍑! And I soon got FAT ❗

There was a scandal in the '70s about a doctor who marketed a very effective weight loss pill. What the buyers didn't know was that the capsules were filled with tapeworm eggs!  😳

Roto-Rooter:

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Michael🕴️ Jackson's THRILLER can't hold a stinkin' fart to this movie!  😁 😁 😁

This movie reminds me not to eat Rope Sausage anytime soon:

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At my age 👴🏼,  I'm due for a Colonoscopy. After watching this movie, I'm not sure if I should schedule one anytime soon! 😕

And the winner of today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race is--drumroll please ... 🥁

Congratulations, to all of my devoted

readers in Singapore. 👍

You did it again! 👌

🎊🎆🎖️🎇🎉

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And an honorable mention

goes to my readers 

in China.

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As well as to my readers in

the US 🥉and in Russia

for finishing the

grueling

24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race! 

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TIMESCAPE

Today, Thursday, January 18th, 2024, I watched this movie via my TUBI Streaming App on my computer 💻.

I don't know if this movie was shown in the USA. It's a Canadian movie. The synopsis is somewhat misleading once you're near the ending of this movie.  😕

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You can't pilot a plane if you don't know how to orient yourself using an analog watch ⌚ face for visual reference. In other words, the 9 o'clock side should be so obvious TO ANY PILOT❗

The plane's explosion was so underwhelming. 

How was the Mobile Intelligence Assistant ( MIA )  robotic orb able to speak in English without it being programmed by a modern day English speaking earthling? ( It is a question posed at the 00:19:10 mark which was never answered. ) Hint: From Shakespeare's time to our time, the English language has evolved immensely❗

That pizza 🍕 would be poison to such a predator way back then! 

Even with Gyroscopes, they should have been seated and fastened. Because Gravity is still Gravity. And tumbling around is still tumbling around. 🤸‍♂️ Heck, even astronauts tumble around in the absence of Gravity! 

silver ore

They talk too much as they casually stroll through the Cretaceous forest. 🤦‍♂️

The Mosasaurus made sounds underwater but no bubbles came out of its mouth. 😏

Why couldn't they order MIA to act like a perimeter security device? 

Why is there sound in Outer Space ...? 🤷‍♂️

They repaired the ship's hull with Silver which is a highly malleable metal, 2nd only to Gold. In other words, the repair weld would not have held well during the return flight. 🧐

It sure took the mother too long to say her daughter's name!  🙄

Lara's parting words to Jason sound like a liberal's socialist utopian fantasy. 🤨

What could a precocious kid do that advanced 500-year old aliens couldn't do?  🤷‍♂️

Now, for the bad news about 65 million years BC:

It was about 95° Fahrenheit on a cool day in

the ocean waters. Land temperatures were

considerably hotter the further inland that 

you went. In other words, more creatures

were actively out and about AND very

hungry near the waters. But the kids

would not have been able to run

that far because of the air:

Back then, because of the higher level of

Oxygen in the air, and coupled with the

Volcanic Activities, it was a time of

very combustible existence for

all of the Flora & Fauna.

Then, The Asteroid

happened!

Chicxulub, that is.

So, No! Traveling back in Time to 65

million years BC would truly be

a very foolhardy adventure! 

The animation used for this movie isn't that good. But It's WAY BETTER Than The COCAINE SHARK's Animation! So, to my USA readers, please stop using COCAINE SHARK to find my blogsite. Here, try using TIMESCAPE for a change. 🙂

They should just stop making movies about time travelling to 65 million years ago. 😒  I know, I know. They made this movie because it's a kids' movie; and kids just love 🦕 dinosaurs! 🦖

And speaking of dinosaurs, Soberund has a bunch of them at www.SoberundGoodes.com

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in the Furniture & Home Décor collections 

for 🇺🇲 US and Canadian 🇨🇦 dinosaur collectors. 

TIDBITS:

I first went to Selecta Pilipino Buffet for lunch and to buy some lottery tickets.

As you can see in the picture, I made a cross barrier of Rice to keep the flavors separate.

And I ate a green banana for dessert for

its Resistant Starch content.

After doing a bit of shopping at the nearby

Dollar Tree Store, I drove to the GOIN' POSTAL

shop to pick up a package which had just

arrived the day before. 

I ordered 6 of these in 3 different colors:

Black, Silver and Blue. They're

replacements for my cars'

antennas which were

stolen by some

ASSHOLES!

But it wouldn't fit on my Hyundai Accent. So, I

have to order a different kind through eBay.

But it fits on my Saturn SC-1 way inside

the antenna base. I won't know until I

drive my Saturn to Fairfield next

week to see if it works or not.

Yeah, this stubby little antenna is in

stealth mode! No asshole would

even know that it's there! 

Once I get the other antenna, I Will Crazy

Glue It Into Place❗❗❗

Now, for the result of the 24-hour race, The 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race, to be exact ❗😎❗

This is quite a feat, 3 in a row for Singapore!

Congratulations to all of my readers in

Singapore. Hurray ❗❗❗

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