Thursday, May 16, 2024

SHINDA SHINDA NO PAPA

This is the 2nd movie which I saw yesterday, May 14th, 2024, at the Regal Edwards Fairfield & I-Max, a $5.50 All Day Tuesday. The price of admission was $5.50. I went to the Concessions Counter to get a half refill on my Popcorn. I told the Concessions employee about the Star Wars movie, how it was the very 1st movie shown at the theatre 25 years ago, and where I sat to watch the movie.

Auditorium 1, C-9

Scene Commentaries:

The Western Way vs The Punjabi Way of raising kids. They are very different from each other. Coming from the Philippines, I can relate to this. I don't condone Child Abuse, mind you. But, if I were to have my own children someday, I'd prefer that they be raised in the Philippines! Most of my nephews and nieces here in the USA think that they are better because of their college INDOCTRINATION!! They have no respect for their Elders at all!!! My siblings and I weren't like that to our Elders in the Philippines❗

That birthday boy better hope and pray that the 2 adult men that he disrespected by calling them Indians Are Not Khalistani Extremists❗ That's about THE Worst Insult that you could ever use on a diasporic Khalistani Sikh❗๐Ÿ˜ก❗The father of the spoiled brat should have slapped some sense into his offspring---and to HELL with what the "law" dictates on the proper way of SPOILING--not raising--children!

That kids game, Gulli Danda, is similar to the Pilipino kids game that we Bisayans call, Shatung! So, who introduced it to whom? ๐Ÿค” The only difference is that the Punjabi kids play it on dirt roads but Pinoy kids play it on Asphalt roads! If you ever go to the Philippines and notice lots of potholes in Asphalt roads, now you know why! ๐Ÿ˜

If you go to an extended family reunion, take pen & paper with you to write ✍️ down everyone's name! ๐Ÿ˜

Grampa got bitch-slapped! ๐Ÿ˜„

If they don't mind getting slapped in the face, christian missionaries should explain to them the virtue of "Turning The Other Cheek" so that they will feel comfortable about switching religions!  ๐Ÿ˜•

SIRI & google have an Iconoclastic Agenda in their quest for a One World Government!  ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

I often wondered why their outdoor bed has a different woven pattern at one end.  ๐Ÿค” 

But now I know!
๐Ÿ‘Œ  ๐Ÿ™‚  ๐Ÿ‘
 

Don't they have ๐ŸฆŸ mosquitoes ๐ŸฆŸ in Punjab, though?  ๐Ÿค” 

In Makhan's fantasy, exasperated parents from Canada and Australia give him wads and wads of US Dollar$---Why?  ๐Ÿคท‍♂️

"You just told me." ๐Ÿ˜

The Forced Marriage!  ๐Ÿ˜„

The Kids' Revolution! ✊

I knew that the accident was going to happen ❗Am I becoming psychic or are movies becoming more predictable ❓ ๐Ÿค” 

In that scene with the foot injury, a Puncture wound with a nail would have been more believable than the deep Slash wound caused by the broken bottle that penetrated deep enough to hit the bone since it wasn't attended to for many hours! Based on my experience with Diabetic Foot Ulcer, the deep Slash wound would have needed an amputation; because in such a rural setting, Clostridium tetani is just one of an assortment of microbial sources of SERIOUS INFECTIONS found in dirt! In my own case, I spent half a day in the emergency room!! But the father spent 2 days which was 4X that of my recovery period!!! I was put on a 3-cocktail of antibiotics: Amoxicillin, Doxycycline and Rocephin❗ I ended up with Diarrhea and Edema for many months❗❗Because of it, my Kidneys were damaged by the Edema❗❗❗ And it has taken almost 3 years for my Kidney functions to start normalizing again. What I'm saying is that he shouldn't have been able to recover so easily from his infection which was 4X more serious than mine was!

Guru Nanak based his religion on the belief that there's only one God, "Ik Onkar." When is the religious world going to add Sikhism to the 3 other monotheistic religions?

Don't Perpetuate A Wrong Just Because It Has Been Done In Each Previous Generation❗

Tidbits:

After the movie, I had a conversation with a bearded white man. I see him from time to time at this Cineplex. He is a confirmed Cinemaphile❗He said that if he combined all the movie credits of all of his Regal Movie Rewards Cards, he would have earned over 3 million points by now❗๐Ÿคฏ❗And all the reward card credits that I had in my wallet was a measley 24,655 points because the popcorn used up 20,000 points❗๐Ÿ™❗๐Ÿ˜•❗

At one point, I had almost a million points on my movie rewards card! But that was back in the pre-covid years!! The graphs for my older posts reached their highest points in mid-2017!!! And in 2018, my blogsite rapidly started losing readerships from over 150 countries❗ What changed aside from the covid PLANdemic's "shelter in place while we let ILLEGALS & JIHADISTS in" was that the DEMON-crats CHEATED their way back into office and started clamping down on Free Speech with the help of Butt-Hurt "feelings" Fake News Media❗๐Ÿคฌ❗

Anyway ....

This bearded white man named Tim sees about a dozen movies EACH Week. And he even travels more than 75 miles/121 km roundtrip just to see movies❗ Because he loves movies W-A-Y More Than I Do❗❗I'm just glad that his movie-watching addiction doesn't afford him the time to have his own movie blogsite Or I Will Have Some Serious Competition To Have To Deal With❗❗❗

One my way home, I went in search of the parking ๐Ÿ…ฟ️ lot for the county courthouse. I scouted the neighborhood around 1:00 a.m. The directions on the summons card stated that I should turn on Pennsylvania Avenue until I get to the designated parking lot. But there is roadwork on that intersection which might still be busy next Tuesday. 


On Tuesday of next week, I will have to make
a left from Texas Street at either Webster 
or Jefferson Street and turn right on
Empire Street. May the Force be
with me and Jedi mind trick
the "judge" into excusing 
me from the biased
Kangaroo Court 
jurors' pool!

At the top of this map is the Library 
Foundation where a local Star
Trek cosplay meeting took
place  many years ago.
I checked it out. The
7 of 9  cosplayer
won the contest!
Obviously. ๐Ÿ˜
What "implants" are they talking 
about exactly?  ๐Ÿ˜œ  I never 
watched the TV show!

The only thing that would motivate me to go to the court next Tuesday is the fact that there's a storied long-time fixture in this area: Joe's Buffet! It's a famous local hang-out that is open from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Monday to Saturday. I've always wanted to check it out! It's also the go-to place for court judges and staff!! ๐Ÿ‘Ž The "judge" that I must appear before better not be there or I'll lose my lunch!!!  ๐Ÿคฎ

For my predawn supper, I had a cheese sandwich and some Ube Chips because of Obi-Wan Kenobi. ๐Ÿ˜‰

The  nutrition  label on  this  one was
prepared by  someone  with good 
common sense because it lists
its serving size by weight, not 
by "pieces" like what is on
the Sweet  Potato  and
Taro Thins which 
I tried a few 
days ago.

Then I realized that I brought the wrong shaker container with me! Instead of my homemade Popcorn Seasoning Mix, I brought my homemade Coffee Creamer Mix to the movies with me❗๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️❗Duh ....  ๐Ÿฅด  I color-coded them so that I don't bring the wrong one with me: Orange cap for popcorn and Yellow cap for coffee. Still .... ๐Ÿ™„ Lesson Time: Check ✅ the cap before rushing out the door!

-------

Today, Thursday, May 16th, 2024, I had to go to the Indian Bazaar on Sonoma Boulevard to buy my favorite herbal toothpaste: Dant Kanti.

I ask the owners' son if he has already 
seen this Shinda Shinda movie. He
hasn't seen it yet but his mom
has. I asked them if Shinda
is actually Gippy's son.
They said that he is
but the actress
who plays  the role of  the mother
isn't the real mother.  And I asked
them if kids are actually spanked
in Punjab. Yes, they  are. Just like
in the  Philippines, I said.  And we
grew  up respecting our elders.
Unlike here in the USA, I added.

I drove across the street to get some gas ⛽ for my Saturn SC-1. Because the Low Gas symbol came on. It's the 1st time in all of my years of driving that the Low Gas symbol ever came on in any of my cars. I usually don't let the gas go this low in the tank because it is bad for the car--or so they say.

Then, it was time for me to go see, KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES ( 2024 ).  ๐Ÿฆง ๐Ÿต ๐Ÿฆ

-------

Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners. Drumroll ๐Ÿฅ please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 
winning in 1st place!
๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽŠ
๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ
❗❗
๐Ÿพ
Congratulations to Israel for 
winning in 2nd place!
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
❗❗
Congratulations to the USA for
winning in 3rd place!
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
❗❗
Congratulations to China & Italy 
for tying in 4th place!
๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น
❗❗
And congrats to Germany & India 
for rounding up the Top 5!
๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐ŸŽ–️๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ
❗❗

Thanks to the nations that took part in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish!  ๐Ÿ    ๐Ÿ›ฃ️    ๐ŸŽ️

*

Wednesday, May 15, 2024

STAR WARS: EPISODE 1 - THE PHANTOM MENACE

I went to the Regal Edwards Fairfield & I-Max, in Fairfield, CA, today, May 14th, 2024, to see this movie's 25th Anniversary Re-release during the $5.50 All Day Tuesday. I didn't pay for this because I was asked if I wanted to use my Movie Watcher Points. I bought a Big Tub of Popcorn ( the price has gone up to $5.40---$0.35 more than before ) to enjoy with the show. And I brought my own 20 oz/591 ml bottle of iced Aquafina Water. And I also brought a packet of Zero Sugar PK Energy Blue Raspberry to flavor my water with. Plus, I also brought a Ratio™ Keto Friendly Toasted Almond Crunchy Bar to compliment my popcorn lunch meal.

Auditorium 6, C-10

There were only 3 of us before 
this  movie  started  playing.
I don't know if there were
others who showed 
up  later  on.

Scene Commentaries:

You will notice that although I reserved seat C-10, I marked off seat J-2. This movie was the 1st movie ever shown at this Cineplex when it opened exactly 25 years ago! And it was PACKED with people! I was in Auditorium 12 which is one of the two auditoriums here that have the most seating capacities; Auditorium 11 being the other one, a mirror image of 12. I chose to sit in 12, J-2 ( these subsections ( J, K & L have 5 seats each in both auditoriums ). The 5 seats behind mine were then occupied by white highschool boys. The one directly behind me told me to move over because he wanted to put his feet up❗ That was back when, being employed in the service industry to provide good service, I just quietly complied and moved to J-3. But being that Fairfield is a city with a large military community since it is where Travis Air Force Base is located about 2 miles away, I hope that the Disrespectful, Rude, Racist Asshole PUNK joined the military 2 years later after 9/11 & was blown to smithereens in Iraq❗๐Ÿ™‚❗I CAN ONLY HOPE ❗๐Ÿ˜‰❗๐Ÿ˜❗

By the way, years later at this city's McDonald's Restaurant parking lot one evening before I went back to the Cineplex, 4 white highschool boys who were loitering around and pretend-acting that they were tough called me, "N!gger❗๐Ÿคฌ❗Either they were all colorblind or they just wanted to gang-up on someone because they have security in numbers❗ I wasn't in the habit of carrying a knife back then so I just let it slide. BUT I hoped that they got shipped off to Afghanistan sometime later and got their asses IEDed❗๐Ÿ˜‰❗๐Ÿ˜❗

I was hoping to just "popcorn" ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅค this movie when I Realized That I Started Movie Blogging In 2009, which is a decade after I first saw this movie❗๐Ÿ˜ฏ  So, I had to blog about this movie❗๐Ÿคจ❗ And I was amazed at what happens when I don't suspend my Subjective disbelief BUT put my Objective "thinking hat" on❗✍️ ❗๐Ÿง❗

-------

The spaceship going to the landing bay should have been shown with its Reverse Thrusters engaged. Because in Outer Space, an object in motion stays in constant motion unless it is acted upon someway or somehow!  ๐Ÿค“

The Humanoid Protocol Droid served "tea" to the apprentice 1st instead of the Master❗๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️

Qui-Gon Jinn tried to open the automatic doors using his Lightsaber to cut a hole through it❗ Obviously, in highschool, he didn't sign-up for Welding Shop❗๐Ÿ™„❗

They doved underwater in Lake Paonga to go to the Otoh Gunga City situated deeply in the lake! But they didn't seem affected by the gradually intensifying water pressure!! At the very least, their unprotected eardrums should have ruptured!!!

They got out of the water with dry clothes on! Either their clothes were waterproofed or they walked through a "clothes dryer" before being received by Boss Nass.  ๐Ÿ˜’

Why didn't the lake fish bleed when it was bit in half by the bigger fish?  ๐Ÿคท‍♂️

When Qui-Gon Jinn was walking on the street with Watto, I didn't see him cast a shadow. Why did I not notice Watto's shadow?  ๐Ÿคท‍♂️

Before the Podrace .... ๐Ÿ˜ด ๐Ÿ’ค ๐Ÿ˜ช

After the Podrace, I asked myself, Why didn't Anakin wear a mask?  ๐Ÿ˜ท 

So, in his formative years, Anakin developed an urge to have a mother substitute ....  ๐Ÿ˜‰ 

Why didn't the Naboo castle have security cameras to document the attack?  ๐Ÿคท‍♂️

"Fear is path to Dark Side." Holy guacamole! I didn't know that my Kriya Yoga Paramguruji is Yoda, himself❗๐Ÿ˜ณ❗

What in heck is a "Midi-chlorian"? It seems suspiciously like the Mitochondria! ๐Ÿง

Why did they have to take Anakin to the battle with them? Don't they have babysitters anywhere on Naboo? ๐Ÿคท‍♂️

When the doors opened, Darth Maul didn't have his lightsaber drawn out yet. Why didn't anyone of them shoot at the bad guy?  ๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️

When the 2 Jedis somersaulted over to where Dart Maul was at, why didn't he use his lightsaber then? ๐Ÿคท‍♂️

Oh, boy! Can you imagine me as a Sound Studio musician in the orchestra playing an instrument while the 2 against 1 lightsaber fight was going on without the conductor knowing that I'm EASILY Distracted?!?!?! ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜

Darth Maul could have easily cut Obi-Wan Kenobi in half when he jumped out of that hole ๐Ÿ•ณ️ because he was within reach of Darth Maul's lightsaber❗๐Ÿ˜•❗

Holy Sith, Batman!๐Ÿ˜ฒ!

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://wou.edu/westernhowl/opinion-jar-jar-is-a-definitely-member-of-the-sith/#:~:text=If%20not%2C%20the%20only%20logical,user%20conspiring%20with%20Darth%20Sidious.


If Queen Amidala were black and had "White Face" on, would Jar Jar Binks have said, "How rude❗ Me, Ma'am, don't like YOU, Ma'am"❗๐Ÿ˜ ❗?

25 years ago = Cheering, Laughing and Clapping❗

Now = ❗๐Ÿฆ—C๐Ÿฆ—R๐Ÿฆ—I๐Ÿฆ—C๐Ÿฆ—K๐Ÿฆ—E๐Ÿฆ—T๐Ÿฆ—S๐Ÿฆ—❗

And I Was The Only One To Stay For The ACOLYTE PREVIEW ❗❗❗

Tidbits:

I have the Amidala Pepsi Cola collector's items and the life-size cardboard cutout of her, too.

It's almost the same as this 
poster but with whole 
legs and boots!

I was today years old when I learned that the decoy Padmรฉ was played by Keira Knightly ( Sabรฉ )! I knew that she didn't look like Rose Byrne ( who played the role of Dormรฉ in 2002 ) at all❗

Life Imitates Art:

He must've thought that 
he was in a Podrace!

Yes, I relieved the experience from 25 years ago. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ™‚  Unfortunately, the experience didn't make me age back to when I was 25 years younger!  ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘Ž

-------

Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners. Drumroll ๐Ÿฅ please.


Congratulations to Hong Kong for 
winning in 1st place!
๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‡๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ†๐ŸŽŠ
๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ
❗❗
๐Ÿพ
Congratulations to Israel & USA
for tying in 2nd place!
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
❗❗
And congratulations to Germany
for winning in 3rd place!
๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช
❗❗

Thanks to the nations that took part in this 24-Hour Race to the Finish!  ๐Ÿ    ๐Ÿ›ฃ️    ๐ŸŽ️

*

Tuesday, May 14, 2024

MOSSAD

I started watching this Social Distancing movie at predawn today, Tuesday, May 14th, 2024, in bed ๐Ÿ›️ via my cellphone's ๐Ÿคณ TUBI Streaming App.



Scene Commentaries:

"Leave us. Not you!" ๐Ÿ˜„
"That one's always kissing some agent." ๐Ÿ˜š
Tunisia ... Jail ๐Ÿ˜€
Bar/Restaurant date. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
Why does the old Mossad man at the outdoor event look like george Sore-Ass?  ๐Ÿค” 
"What did you eat?" ๐Ÿ˜†
"I'm a secret agent." ๐Ÿ˜
The Caribbean Trick ๐Ÿ˜
Sheik Habibi's party ๐Ÿคข
"Hard to watch." ๐Ÿ˜‰
"Third wooorld ...." 

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/j0m4rcx0of4?si=FysSWSKtZi1sGoNd


The red laser beams.  ๐Ÿคฃ

If the Mossad cannot afford to have ...

Then it will have to settle for "A
combination of a machine and
... A Jew."  Which needs to be 
"manually" updated. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

The traitor!  ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Am I the only one to notice that the Sugiria's terrorist organization RBG is also the acronym for Ruth Bader Ginsburg? What is the connection .... ๐Ÿค” 

The escape door!  ๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️

"In Israel, you could be foreign workers and build our homeland." ๐Ÿ˜‚

There are funny outtakes at the end. As well as funny messages for people who stay reading the Ending Credits---Oops, busted!  ๐Ÿค“

And, to end this funny movie on a good note ๐ŸŽถ 


๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/jBUhDDeCkiQ?si=0Ibitu_GNIxDKqqU


This movie is a homage to and takes inspiration from Leslie Nielsen's NAKED GUN: FROM THE FILES OF POLICE SQUAD! ( 1988 ) movie:


๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/foll8sDGq4M?si=Vbiaf-51l2lyMsnn


The ayatollah was so offended by this 1 particular scene that a fatwa was issued on Nielsen! And Leslie was eventually killed on the 28th of November, 2010 by ... Pneumonia. RIP ๐Ÿ˜” 

Leslie Nielsen worked as an actor until the year before his death.  


Tidbits:

I stepped out of my condo at around 3:20 p.m. to take out the garbage. I could hear an angry man in one of the 5 units to the left of mine yell threateningly, "Give me back my f()¢king phone, bitch! Give me back my phone or I'll beat you up! Give me back my f()¢king phone!"

When I got back to my condo, I could still hear him threatening his wife(?) or girlfriend(?) but with a hoarser voice now. And I could hear her calmly respond to him. 

It has now been 21 minutes but I could still hear him through my partially open window. He Must Have Some Really Incriminating Photos & Texts On That Phone Of His❗๐Ÿ˜œ❗

I've got some important stuff to do today. I  have to find out where exactly I'm supposed to go next Tuesday for my court summons. Then, I need to present to the "judge" My REASONS why I am prejudiced against this sanctuary state's INjustice system ❗

Then, I have to watch and review 2 more movies. By the time that I've checked off my To-Do List, it will be around midnight.  ๐Ÿฅฑ

-------

Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners. Drumroll ๐Ÿฅ please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 
winning in 1st place!
๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‡๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ†๐ŸŽŠ
๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ
❗❗
๐Ÿพ
Congratulations to Israel for 
winning in 2nd place!
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
❗❗
Congratulations to China for 
winning in 3rd place!
๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ
❗❗
Congratulations to the USA for 
winning in 4th place!
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
❗❗
And congrats to Canada & Germany 
for tying in 5th place!
๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐ŸŽ–️๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช
❗❗

Thanks to the nations that took part in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish!   ๐Ÿ   ๐Ÿ›ฃ️   ๐ŸŽ️

*

Monday, May 13, 2024

DEADMAN APOCALYPSE

I started watching this COVID Lockdown movie at predawn today, Monday, May 13th, 2024, in bed ๐Ÿ›️ via my cellphone's ๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿป TUBI Streaming App.

This movie poster is Very MISLEADING ❗

Scene Commentaries:

He has been trapped in Labyrinthia for a decade. Funny, I didn't notice him go down there in the first place with a lifetime supply of cigarettes! ๐Ÿšฌ

That sure is a whole lot of pallets❗It reminds me of how kids make their own playhouse by using seat cushions.  ๐Ÿ˜

I did not know that they
are so expensive!
No wonder that they get stolen all
of the time  from retail  stores!
Assholes would just drive to 
the backlot of stores and 
load up their pickup ๐Ÿ›ป 
trucks  with  them!

How'd he manage to keep his beard well-trimmed in the dark for a decade--and without a handy razor & mirror?  ๐Ÿ˜’

How nice of the "emperor" to have his sycophantic acolyte go and get some mints ( leaves? ) for the captive woman. Was it because he wanted her to have a minty-fresh ๐Ÿ—ฃ️ breath for her reunion with her lover? What about the oral hygiene of her cigarette-breath lover? ๐Ÿคท‍♂️

What's with all of the dim red lights?

If water was such a precious commodity that it had to be rationed and used as THE barter tool in the exchange of goods & services, EVERYONE's Oral and Personal Hygiene Would Be Virtually Non-existent❗๐Ÿคข❗

And what, exactly, did they have for food?   ๐Ÿคจ

How did the lasso manage to get itself looped around the victim's waist when there was no room in the tunnel for the rope to get over the head of the victim in the first place?  ๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️

Gimme some room, pardner, to
round-up this here hot filly!

When his master said, "I'm your enemy," why didn't he shoot him directly since he received such a confirmation and had the rifle in hand? 

That cleaver wasn't stuck on to the wood slat at all. He could have easily pried it loose! ๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️

It's a "Death Blaster," not a slumber-sooner!  ๐Ÿ˜’

The tunnel is about a 4 yard/meter by 4 yard/meter in measurement. If you need to shoot directly at someone in front of you, just shoot straight near or in the center of the tunnel!  ๐Ÿ™„

Blood is a liquid. But that doesn't mean that it should squirt out like Hawaiian Punch❗๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️❗

Why did the pallets catch on fire so quickly?

Why wasn't he overcome by the smoke in the burning ❤️‍๐Ÿ”ฅ section of the tunnel? Where did all of the smoke go, anyway?  ๐Ÿคท‍♂️  I mean, he's just sitting there looking at the burning area AND even smoking a cigarette! ๐Ÿšฌ 

It should take them much longer for their own eyes to adapt to the bright daylight!  ๐Ÿคจ

For someone with a learning disability, he sure knows the need for "repopulation." Yes, beauty will do that for you!  ๐Ÿ˜œ  But, hold on there, Einstein. You would need a bigger Gene Pool for all of the "homunculi" to go swimming in if the whole of Humanity needs to continue on! 

"I'm a warrior woman, too!" Can the woke nonsense just stop with this "identifying with the opposite gender" already?!?!?!

This movie is a ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ‘Ž

Tidbits:

Here is my walking ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿฝ‍♂️ result from yesterday:

6.00 kilometers.
I took  an empty  42.2 fl oz/1.25 L
bottle with me to the park to refill.
There was nobody there at all.
Not even the homeless.
And  it was  quite  dark!

I used the Artificial Vanilla Flavoring, that I bought yesterday, on my breakfast bowl of Oatmeal. But I learned recently that Oats are fed to Horses ๐Ÿด to make & keep them "fat"! ๐Ÿ˜ฆ I have 2 more breakfast servings to go and I'm done with Oats! ๐Ÿ‘Ž

I also had some Island Pacific Taro ( Gabi ) Thins to go with my breakfast.

The nutrition information label says
that a serving consists of 6 PCs.
I opened the bag and said, What
do they mean by "pieces"?!?!?!
There are literally hundreds of
broken-up pieces  inside of it!
S๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️M๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️D๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️H๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️
Why couldn't they just use a simple 
measuring cup to approximate
the serving size?๐Ÿคท‍♂️?๐Ÿคท‍♂️?๐Ÿคท‍♂️
Their nutritionist has 
no  common  sense!

-------

Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners.  Drumroll drum please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for
winning in 1st place!
๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽŠ
๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ
❗❗
๐Ÿพ
Congratulations to Israel for 
winning in 2nd place!
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
❗❗
Congratulations to Russia for 
winning in 3rd place!
๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ
❗❗
Congratulations to The United States 
for winning in 4th place!
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
❗❗
Congratulations to Canada for 
winning in 5th place!
๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐ŸŽ–️๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
❗❗
And congratulations to China, Germany
& Vietnam for tying in 6th place!
๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ณ
❗❗

Thanks to all of the countries that took part in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish!  ๐Ÿ  ๐Ÿ›ฃ️  ๐ŸŽ️ 

*

Sunday, May 12, 2024

CONJURING BABA

I started watching this "Mask ๐Ÿ˜ท Up & Social Distance because it's the 2022 MADterm selection yEAR" movie at predawn today, Sunday, Mother's Day, May 12th, 2024, in bed ๐Ÿ›️ via my cellphone's ๐Ÿคณ TUBI Streaming App.

If you're expecting to see this Evil Dude,
you're in for a major disappointment!

Scene Commentaries:

This is like a very amateurish film school beginner's 1st movie project.  ๐Ÿง  Or maybe it is! Either way, it's a sophomoric film effort.

Those graveyard crosses needed to be aged! Fire the new guy Breakdown Artist and hire Cine-Man, Artist Apprentice❗

That's the "Baba"❓๐Ÿ˜ฎ❗ Hell, I'd be more scared if I was in an old graveyard ๐Ÿชฆ and approached rapidly by something like this:


๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtu.be/_94viw75ulc?si=_LWeHdx8DFTQ1qyZ


or this ....


๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/UgnupEkHXPo?si=j0_c0MSq9qfIEoX5


Why would he leave his Genie Lamp behind? ๐Ÿค” 

For an entity to manifest itself by manipulating objects or people, TAKES A WHOLE LOT OF ENERGY FOR IT TO DO SO❗Such an activity tires it out easily ๐Ÿ˜ฎ‍๐Ÿ’จ and it needs to take a rest before it can resume its Poltergeist activity❗❗If such an activity occurs more than once within a short time span, there are likely 2 or more entities pranking you❗❗❗

At 00:13:24, the show's guest talks about a patient who was weighed before death then some time after. The after-death weight was less. I believe that this was made into the movie, 21 GRAMS ( 2003 ).

People think that this 21 grams is the weight 
of the Human Soul. No, it's not! Crudely 
explaining it, It's The Last Gas That
You Will Pass Out Of Your Ass.

Hey, I just made a poem!

You also have Air in your Lungs, in your Blood, and in your Stomach, as well as the one in your Intestines. And, depending on what your Last Supper was, your body's after-death weight loss averages to about 21 grams. Remember that all of your body's Sphincter Muscles, Valves and Pores stop functioning at death and begin to open up, releasing into the surrounding area what once were contained in & by the body. And the 21 grams of Gases are the first to be released, followed by the Fluids and lastly by the Solids.

"A penis! This ain't no woman!" Do you see what happens when you identify with the opposite gender❓ It Leads To Sexual Disappointment❗  ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ

๐Ÿ‘‰ Keep in mind that all of the World's most Evil People started out in life as adorable, cute and sweet little infants! Only to grow up into what they ultimately became❗๐Ÿ˜ˆ❗๐Ÿ‘ฟ❗Nature & Nurture go hand-in-hand in raising a child. So, be ever present in your child's upbringing AND SERVE AS A GOOD, RESPONSIBLE, CONSIDERATE, RESPECTFUL, HONEST, FAIR & POSITIVE ROLE MODEL TO YOUR CHILD. And teach your child to believe in God and to Thank God Every Day for the LITTLE THINGS--not the big things--in Life! Because the LITTLE THINGS are really what count; and the LITTLE THINGS DO ADD UP LITTLE BY LITTLE BUT EVER SO SURELY❗And Making A Habit Of Thanking God Every Day For The Little, Seemingly Inconsequential Things ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN DAILY ๐Ÿ‘‰PRAYERS๐Ÿ‘ˆ❗❗Or ๐Ÿ‘‰"Good"๐Ÿ‘ˆ Deeds to God❗❗❗What are examples of Little Things? Serendipitous things and/or events! It means that God is attentive to your needs!! So Believe In The Holy Spirit, i.e. Adonai Ruach Ha'Kodesh!!! Because He's the Comforter sent to you by God the Father to be your True Best Friend who has known you from the time that you Inhaled your First Breath and will be with you when you Exhale your Last Breath❗ This is what is meant By The ๐Ÿ‘‰TRUE SAINTS๐Ÿ‘ˆ Of God When They Said That They Were Filled With THE HOLY SPIRIT---but we ain't saints yet, you and I ❗❗Remember that you can pump a dead body with air but it won't rise from the dead if the Holy Spirit/Ruach Ha'Kodesh isn't in that air or no longer is in the body❗❗❗The Holy Spirit/Ruach Ha'Kodesh is present in the air that we breathe--But Is Separate From It--WHICH ARE THE OMNISCIENT, OMNIPOTENT & OMNIPRESENT ASPECT OF GOD! If He leaves the air that you breathe, you're instantly dead! You CAN Actually Train Yourself To "See" His Presence Separately From The Air That You Breathe; in a somewhat similar way that scientists can separate Oxygen from Hydrogen in the water that we drink❗ Once you "see" His Presence, SHOW RESPECT, HUMILITY & REPENTANCE❗❗When I "saw" His Presence, I Felt Worthless, I Was Humbled And I Cried Uncontrollably❗❗❗So, never forget to thank God multiple times every day for the Little Things or you'll just invite Evil into your life which will only make bigger things miserable for you and possess you if you're not lucky! With God on your side, you have nothing to fear from Evil❗And remember what the late PM Golda Meir once said:


๐Ÿ‘† This is my Sunday sermon on the importance of guiding and helping your child to resist EVIL Influences. ๐Ÿ™

The janitor should have wiped that emergency exit door clean in the area above the push handle because it is smudged with oil and dirt! Dang, what do they pay janitors to do at school nowadays? ๐Ÿคท‍♂️

If she is a student at that school, how come she doesn't know where the restroom ๐Ÿšบ is? New students are provided with a campus map on their 1st day!  ๐Ÿคจ  I guess that she just decided to identify as a Man because men don't need maps. But men also use a tree to pee on when they can't find the restroom!  ๐Ÿคช

Automatic lavatory faucets in public restrooms ACTUALLY have turned on for me. It has happened in 4 or 5 public restrooms! It would've freaked guys out if they'd have seen it!! But I just thank it and greet it!!! Never show fear❗ Because bad entities feed on the emotion of Fear❗❗And Good Entities KNOW that you need to be fed with the Emotion of LOVE❗❗❗

The genie ๐Ÿงž‍♂️ is just a harem pimp❗

"Baba, I need your help. Come talk to me, please." I need the winning Lotto Numbers ASAP!  ๐Ÿค‘


Happy Monster's Day❗๐Ÿ‘น❗๐Ÿ’❗


Tidbits:

I finished my walk last night with these totals:

6.1 Kilometers 

-------

Today, I went to the Selecta Pilipino Buffet Restaurant for lunch. And I also bought some Lotto tickets, just in case Baba heard me!  ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„

After lunch, I walked 7 doors to the Dollar Tree Store to tell a couple of employees there about their new branch that opened on May 4th and which I visited yesterday. I told either one of them to go and check out the new store that's at least twice as big as theirs is!

And because of the TAROT movie which gave me a sudden craving for Taro ( Gabi ) Chips, I walked ๐Ÿšถ‍♂️on over to the opposite end of the shopping center to shop at the Island Pacific Pilipino Grocery Store.

I bought a small bottle of Artificial
Vanilla flavor on this aisle.

And I bought a  bag of Taro  ( Gabi ) Chips
on this aisle. And I decided to make it
a Trifecta by buying a bag of Sweet
Potato Chips and a bag of Ube
( Purple Yam ) Chips, too!
❗๐Ÿ‘Œ❗๐Ÿคค❗๐Ÿ‘❗

-------

Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners. Drumroll ๐Ÿฅ please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for an
impressive 1st place lead!
๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‡๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ†๐ŸŽŠ
๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ
❗❗
๐Ÿพ
Congratulations to The United States 
for winning in 2nd place!
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
❗❗
Congratulations to Israel for 
winning in 3rd place!
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
❗❗
Congratulations to China & Russia 
for tying in 4th place!
๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ
❗❗
And congratulations to Germany for
rounding up the Top 5!
๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐ŸŽ–️๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช
❗❗

Thanks to all of the countries that joined in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish!  ๐Ÿ    ๐Ÿ›ฃ️    ๐ŸŽ️

*

Saturday, May 11, 2024

ALIEN: BATTLEFIELD EARTH

I started watching this "COVID Social Distancing because it's getting close to the 2022 Midterm Election Year" movie at predawn today, Saturday, May 11th, 2024, in bed ๐Ÿ›️ via my cellphone's ๐Ÿคณ TUBI Streaming App.

This was 1st shown in 2021. It
Is A Political Allegory.


Scene Commentaries:

If the aliens insist on coming here Butt-Naked, then they're in the wrong country❗They should go to the South of France:

The aliens will feel right at home here!
And, from the looks of it, they won't 
even need to worry about a thing 
when they go frolicking in the 
water when it gets ice cold!

Here are 2 things about Interstellar Aliens: They always come to Earth Butt-Naked & they don't know how to land their own Spaceships!  ๐Ÿ™„

"Never negotiate with terrorists." How in Hell did you even arrive at that conclusion if they're just hovering around nonthreateningly and simply requesting to get back 2 of their missing crew members? ๐Ÿคท‍♂️ Talk about missing a Historic opportunity to establish a friendly Interstellar Relationship! The resident in the White House could have taken a page from Trump's Art Of The Deal. I thought that "Dangerous, Decrepit DOTARD brandon" loves ๐Ÿ’ž aliens so much that he opened up Our Borders, even including our Sovereign Air Space!  ๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️ So, why the Flip-Flop?  ๐Ÿคท‍♂️

Given the choice between The Real Deal or an inferior IMPOSTER, which one would you rather pick?

The Choice Is Rather Obvious!

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/ISnO6dJGRO4?si=1k2Vk1tiniVKiCqZ

This movie is not the John Travolta starrer, BATTLEFIELD EARTH ( 2000 )! Which was an idiotic movie that really set the bar low. Let's see if this 2021 movie will have no problem jumping over the bar!  ๐Ÿง  At least, the aliens in the Travolta movie had the common decency to come to Earth fully clothed!

The New Hampshire 1961 abduction of Barney & Betty Hill by aliens from the Zeta Reticuli Solar System, 39 Light Years away. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Epsilon Indi and Epsilon Eridani.  ๐Ÿค” 

As is expected, "brandon" imposes "house arrest", covid lockdown style, so that Aliens can invade our country without opposition!  ๐Ÿ˜’

The aliens get to go sightseeing in Egypt during an active "invasion."  ๐Ÿ˜ But who's the Astronaut in the orange pumpkin suit?


"But, Romney, this is an election year." Mitt, is this you❓๐Ÿ˜ฏ❗See, the " Dangerous, decrepit DOTARD" in the White House is willing to gamble with US Citizens' lives. Unlike Pres. Trump who has the odd distinction of any recent US President of not starting any war during his presidency!

T.800 android model. Is this the Ah-nold model? You Send A JIHADIST Android To The Spaceship❓๐Ÿคฏ❗Are you f()¢k!ng NUTS❓๐Ÿ˜ก❗Is your puppeteer, "barry," the one who taught you that❓๐Ÿคฌ❗The DEMON-crats just love to have endless wars, don't they❓ There must be Ton$ of BLOOD MONEY to be made in the Military Industrial Complex❗๐Ÿ’ต❗๐Ÿ’ฐ❗

This movie is just like a bunch of wet
noodles being thrown at a wall to
see which ones stick to it!
And there's way too much talking for
a supposed "action" movie.

What's next, Mutilated Cows ...?  ๐Ÿคท‍♂️

The difference between these two Drone
characters is as clear as ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿป‍♂️ & ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป.
Their "2-Tier Injustice System of Mutiny
Law's GUILTY And Goodluck Trying 
To Prove Your Innocence In Our 
Kangaroo Court" is showing!

Hah, I knew that she was going to say, "I'm pregnant!" ๐Ÿคฃ  ๐Ÿคฃ  ๐Ÿคฃ Well, at least She isn't a He!

"Weasel" ... "Troglodyte" .... This alien android must've been downloading American slang and English dictionary words ....  ๐Ÿ˜•

News Flash to the Aliens, the Reptilian race have already been here way before you got here:

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://youtube.com/shorts/8jZdMSyy4cA?si=0o8ONSFSE-L5g5oQ

Betty Hill's alien abduction account. But I'd be more interested in Benny Hill's account!  ๐Ÿ˜‰

The aliens are buffed and especially more so is their Super BUFFED Leader Gweldor! But do they have to slather on copious amounts of baby oil? What did they do in Outer Space on their way to our planet, watch muscle building contests? ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‹️‍♂️

But the baby oil that they've been using better not be oil rendered from Baby Fat❗๐Ÿฅบ❗

So, this Oddministration's plan is to bomb US Citizens in order to secure a win in the upcoming midterm election? And Deflect The Blame, Of Course ....  ๐Ÿ˜’

"Governments tell their citizens that it is all about democracy ( read: DEMON-crazy ), and safety. Bullshit." Yup, as I was saying, this movie is a Political Allegory!  ๐Ÿค“

Gen. Romney's Vietnam war recollection.  ๐Ÿ˜

"The ultimate solution."  ๐Ÿ˜ถ

Wow, mr. resident! What a way to lose votes❗⚰️❗

This movie is Very Boring UNLESS ... You Can Read Between The Lines❗๐Ÿง❗

Tidbits:

Last night, writing about Pork in my PREPPER blogpost gave me a craving for Pork Rinds of the Fresh Kind! Only mexican grocery stores make them fresh in my area. I went to the Vargas Grocery Store because their Website says that they're open from 7:30 a.m. 'til 10:00 p.m. And I still had over an hour before closing time. Or so I thought .... ๐Ÿ˜’

But they closed an hour early!
Because  they  are  on
mexican  time!
W๐Ÿคท‍♂️T๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️F

This reminds me of an outtake from
the PREPPER movie: "No cerveza,
no trabajo!" Well, I hope that
they get the Corona kind.
So that they can stay
closed  as  long
as they like.

Why are they allowed to be on mexican time in Clusterfucknia just because this is a sanctuary state? ๐Ÿคท‍♂️ SMDH ๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️

So, I just went a mile away to the American Canyon Wal-Mart's because I needed to buy some stuff. They only had one item that I needed to buy. They were out of the other things that I needed to buy. I just bought a micro SD Card for my new emergency back-up cellphone:

It costs $10.48 + $0.81 tax.

Because my new back-up 'phone only
has 16 GB. And opening it plus 
putting 2 apps on it ate
up 8.8 GB. Which
left me with
just 7.2
GB!

I installed the memory card when I arrived home. Then, I tried to install a Compass App. But my cellphone doesn't support such an app! Oh, well. What can I do ....  ๐Ÿ˜•

I did change the generic wallpaper ( it only has one ) by selecting a wallpaper from my main 'phone and sending it to my back-up 'phone number. From there, I downloaded it to my Photos File. Then, I used it:

I like the serenity of it!

And below is my main 'phone's wallpaper:

Yeah, all of my 'phones' wallpapers 
are Water Themes.

-------

Today, I went to the new location of the Dollar Tree Store here in Vallejo, CA. I was told that they opened last Friday, May 4th. I only learned about this new location when I tried to buy some Chicharons ( Pork Rinds w/ Meat ) last night. This new Dollar Tree Store is the biggest Dollar Tree Store that I've ever been in! Of course, they're selling stuff priced from $1.25 and up. That's why they have a center post at the front and another one at the rear with a Price Scanner; that way, you don't get "Price Sticker Shock!"  ๐Ÿ˜ฒ 


Then, I went back to the Vargas mexican store with dogged determination to get my Chicharons craving satisfied! ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ‘

I bought 0.72 lb/0.33 kg
for $9.35❗

Finally, I went to the metroPCS on Sonoma Boulevard in downtown to pay on my 'phone & WiFi service for the month.

And I Know Exactly What I'm Having For My Late Lunch As Soon As I Post This!  ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ‘

-------

Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners.  Drumroll ๐Ÿฅ please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 
winning in 1st place!
๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽŠ
๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ
❗❗
๐Ÿพ
Congratulations to Israel & USA for
tying in 2nd place!
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
❗❗
Congratulations to Russia for
winning in 3rd place!
๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ
❗❗
And congrats to China, Germany and 
Romania for tying in 4th place!
๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช
❗๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ❗
❗❗

Thanks to the nations that took part in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish!  ๐Ÿ    ๐Ÿ›ฃ️    ๐ŸŽ️

Let's all give ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Romania ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ a Warm Welcome for entering this 24-Hour Race!  ๐Ÿค— 

*