GET SMART'S BRUCE AND LLOYD: OUT OF CONTROL

I started to watch this movie at predawn today, Friday, July 5th, 2024, in bed 🛏️ via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App.

When  Agents  99  and  86  are

too busy trying to prevent 

World Annihilation.

This spin-off movie was released 

in the  same year as  the remake 

of  the  '60s TV show,  Get Smart.

Scene Commentaries:

Optical Camouflage Technology.  😲

"Sorry about that!"  "No problem."  😃

"I'm gonna call you back on a landline."  🤢

The Static Electricity.  💡 

"Dang, I've gotten so bad at this game."  🎮 

"We're gonna die! Wait a minute. Why is my life not flashing before my eyes? You're mother's right. I have no life!"  😆

"That wasn't my fault."  😏

"We're working on a beer-based solvent. It's very technical."   😒

" Four hours later ...."   😕

"Sir, you have to press the button again to turn it off."  📴 

"A small angry nation sandwiched between Paraguay and Uruguay. Don't ask why."  😉

"If I go down, you go down on me."  🙃

Hymie, the Robot.   😃

"You're being ridiculous. After they kill us, they can't torture us."   😀

"Hello, I'm Isabella."  😍

"I thought twins were supposed to have an emotional bond."  😃

"I can see your nipples."   😁 😁 😁

"Are you hitting on me?"  😘

No Socks, No Service!   🧐

Is that a Mercedes Benz 240D? 😯 If it is, it's an underpowered BUT Super Reliable, long-lasting model. There are a few examples of it still running strong even with over 1 million miles/1,609,344 kilometers on the Odometer❗👍❗

The SPECIFIC Anti-Odor Pheromone!  😆

"I didn't say it was a bad smell. It's unique, distinctive ... idiosyncratic."   🤢

"And in 15 years, he gives me nothing of value except some sort of engine that runs on water. Hello? That's what gasoline is for."

"Please tell Bruce I speak Chinese."  😄

The stench permeating the laboratory."  🤮

" They're not cheap. They're Oakleys!"  🤑

"Your smell, which you don't have."  😍

The glass of wine. 🍷 

"Alcohol Neutralization Solution"  😎

😎 😎 😎

"I will help you, for my father."  😮

"Uh, those were my breasts."  😬

"He's pretty much dead!"  😵

"The usual way--bribery, murder and the free elections sponsored by the United States."  🤐

What a way to get rejected by the object of your lustful desire❗😥❗

"36 years never got a party, never got a bag."  😠

"You look like an infant."  👶🏻

"You guys are sick. I'm telling mom."  😧

"This is like the ocean."  😒

There are Outtakes during the Ending Credits. Hymie the Robot's scene is the funniest!  🤣

IMHO, they should have shown this simultaneously on the Big Screen when the GET SMART ( 2008 ) remake was being shown. It would have made for a perfect light-hearted, Double-Billed event!  Especially with Anne Hathaway as Agent 99 in a Cameo Scene! 🍿👌🤓👍🥤

Also, in an early scene, Terry Crews does a Cameo appearance as Agent 91.

Tidbits:

I decided against doing my walk this July 4th. From around 7:00 p.m., I started to hear fireworks and some gunshots. It peaked at around 9:30 or so. But the fireworks and a few gunshots still pierced the night sky every now and then. This year's fireworks and gunshots are more than those of previous years! I didn't want to take a chance and venture out on such an evening. Sporadic fireworks continued on 'til around 1:45 a.m.  😕

This July 4th "fireworks gone bad" is from last year:

👉 https://youtu.be/Jt_hzRd7BNs?si=VZh1jcrFrS6lHlKi

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Today, July 5th, I decided to try my homemade DIY Dawn Powerwash to get rid of the Popcorn 🍿 Grease Stain on the lap of my jeans!👖 

The Test Result:

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But 3 stain spots--marked in red--appeared!

The Left Side just got pretreated. I was

about to do the exact same kind of

treatment on the Right Side. 

It seemed to have worked. But my jeans

will need to be presoaked for a much

longer time for treatment when

I use my spray once again.

I Hate Popcorn Grease❗🤬❗

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I'm getting ready to go and do some errands after I post this blog.  😕

I'm glad that I don't have to tolerate Southern Weather❗🥶❗🥵❗

👉 https://www.facebook.com/itisasouthernthing/videos/1012897237240803/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

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On a sad note, Hitler is really having a bad day today❗☹️❗

👉 https://youtu.be/W84TjyKQBO4?si=xZxtrZ-bV4CDQF4w

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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners.  Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 

winning in 1st place!

🎉🎇🏆🎆🎊

🇭🇰🥇🇭🇰

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Congratulations to the USA for 

winning in 2nd place!

🇺🇲🥈🇺🇸

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Congratulations to China for 

winning in 3rd place!

🇨🇳🥉🇨🇳

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And congrats to Germany & Italy 

for tying in 4th place!

🇩🇪🏅🇮🇹

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For as long as the Flag Icons are not corrected, I will just have to call someone out on it! Oops, I just found it!  👉🇮🇹👈

Note: I accidentally deleted the 5:04 p.m. result of the 24-Hour Race! But the winners and their relative positions are still the same❗

Thanks to the countries that participated in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish!  🏁          🛣️          🏎️

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ONE-PERCENT WARRIOR

I started to watch this "Wear Masks 😷 And Practice Social Distancing And Don't Mind Us Allowing ILLEGALS & JIHADISTS Into Our Country While We Tell You To Stay Indoors To Avoid Getting Sick During The PLANdemic And To Remind You To Be Sure To Just Mail In Your 2024 Ballots In Next Year's Residential Selection For Ballot Stuffers And Ballot Mules To Fraudulently Collect Your Ballots For The Sake Of Your Own Health & Wellbeing" movie at predawn today, Saturday, June 22nd, 2024, in bed 🛏️ via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App.

Scene Commentaries:

BIRTH ....  👶

"I want to train my co-stars in "real action," and make a "100% Pure Action Film." 

"All they want is fantasy."

Assassination-jutsu  😬

The disillusionment of the once-famous Action Hero.  😕

After the introductory scenes, the Beginning Credits end at 00:13:42.  😐

The 1%er Teaser Poster.  😳

The Sakaguchi's 1% Wave Punch is the Japanese's answer to Bruce Lee's 1-inch Punch!  😎

The "Median Plane."  😂 😂 😂

I wonder if the abandoned island is the same one used in the James Bond SKYFALL movie?  🤔 

The Nutcracker Fight Dance Choreography!  😆 😆 😆

A stray bullet!  😲

"Film the whole thing." 

Arachnid.  😮

"I could kill you right now. But I won't. Know why? Because I'm an Action Film actor."  🤣 🤣 🤣 This is probably the best line that I have heard recently in the movies! 👌😁👍 They should add this to the list of Famous Movie Quotes❗

"Who are you?" Lady, how is he supposed to answer your question IF you kill him first❓🤷‍♂️❗🤦‍♂️❓ Duhh ....   🙄

Maria, the daughter of the late Chairman of the Kurokawa-kai Crime Syndicate.  😯

Two Tons Of (Fun) Cocaine!  😬

👉 🙂 👈!  😃

The Arachnid's Hit Squad led by Shishido.  😦

"Daddy ... I think you should watch out. Not even the real Jackie (Chan) could do this." 😶

"As it turns out, he was the real deal."  👌

Assassination-jutsu finally in action!  🍿👌🙂👍🥤

Close quarters engagement requires the use of handguns, seems to be the tactical message.   🤨

"Jackie? I think I prefer Bruce Lee."  😎

Why didn't Camera Guy introduce her to the 2 guys before he left to finish his job?  🤷‍♂️

Hey, wait a minute! This Action Guy read my April 25th, 2024 blog on ABIGAIL and used my "flashlight secret weapon" in the dark❗ Copycat martial artists, I swear❗😠❗

Wait a minute, part 2❗ How come the bad guys don't have flashlights❓🤷‍♂️❓

"Don't yell before you attack."  😁

One of them could just have tackled Sensei to the ground! And everyone of them could've just piled on top of him to immobilize him!! While Maria proceeded to hog-tie Sensei!!!  😕

"It's not just your father. You're the same."  😳

"So, he really was Jackie Chan." Dang, Bruce Lee ain't getting any respect here! It must be because he yells before he attacks.  😏

"Why are you guys hitting it off? This isn't an action flick, asshole."  😄

"Guys who hit girls are scum!"

The truth about Akira.  😮

"Real action film actors are strong."  😐

This action movie's more realistic approach to Fight Scenes is in line with my personal belief! 👌🙂👍

The late Sonny Chiba is to Quentin Tarantino just as Tak Sakaguchi is to Cine-Man❗Move over, Quentin! Cine-Man is now in Tinseltown ❗😎❗

This movie is a must-watch!  🍿👌🤓👍🥤

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There is currently a territorial dispute in a southern border town between 2 different kinds of ILLEGALS about who can dominate the Big US Government:

👉 https://youtu.be/4i6sdxmVs7M?si=jO4eieWJiGUmGCo1

Tidbits:

Here are the results of last night's walk:  🚶‍♂️

6.97 kilometers 

6.73 km

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Today, Saturday, June 22nd, 2024, I took my Saturn SC-1 to OCM Auto Repair for its scheduled 60K miles/96,561 km Maintenance. Its Odometer reading is presently at 60,627 miles/97,570 km. I brought it in at ~8:05 a.m.

I took this picture while I waited inside of 

the McDonald's where I had a large

cup of coffee. I asked for some 

creamer that they forgot to 

add in & I forgot about

'til after I drank the 

whole thing! 🤦‍♂️

Duhh .... 🥴

The scheduled maintenance work was done shortly after I took the picture, almost 2 hours after the shop owner, Omar, got in my car. I like this auto shop. They treat me very well. And they do good work!  Omar charges $140/hour for labor. My car was worked on for about 2 hours. So, for labor alone, I should have been charged $280! But The Total For The Whole Thing, PARTS & LABOR, Was Only $278.23❗👌🤑👍❗

I went to the Admiral Callaghan Lane Grocery Outlet Bargain Market to buy some groceries. I also bought a bottle of Dawn Dish Detergent because I read a tip on how to make one's own Dawn Powerwash!

I need to try this on a very stubborn 

popcorn grease stain on

my jeans! 👖 

They have a new checker. It is her 1st day of training, a trial by fire! I told her that it will get easier later on. 👌

When I got home, I wanted to spray some Belt Dressing on my car's Alternator Belt. I always make it a habit to do so after each Oil Change. But I left the Belt Dressing in my other car!  🤦‍♂️  I'll fetch it from my Hyundai Accent tomorrow. Lord, please don't turn me into a Decrepit, Dotard, pee-pad brandon!  🥺

In the meantime ...

I finally got around to putting Super

Glue to the base of the Rubber 

Hose that I slipped on my

car's antenna. I had to 

hold it in place for

5 minutes 'til

it dried.

I'm about to have my late breakfast now at 3:00 p.m.

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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners.  Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 

winning in 1st place!

🎉🎆🏆🎇🎊

🇭🇰🥇🇭🇰

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🍾

Congratulations to Israel for 

winning in 2nd place!

🇮🇱🥈🇮🇱

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Congratulations to the USA for 

winning in 3rd place!

🇺🇸🥉🇺🇲

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And congratulations to Germany 

for winning in 4th place!

🇩🇪🏅🇩🇪

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Thanks to the countries that took part in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish!  🏁          🛣️          🏎️

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