Thursday, October 26, 2023

THE LAKE, TV-MA ( 1 hr & 33 min )

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A little Thai girl finds a mysterious large egg πŸ₯š on the ground and takes it home. Soon, the village is terrorized by Thai-Zilla ( I just made this name up 😎 )❗ 

This movie came out last year and went straight to TV? video? or to streaming ...? If you have the streaming app, TUBI, on your phone's app store, download it if you don't already have it on your 'phone. 

The only reason why you should download TUBI is because they just added SAW from 1 to 7 so that you can binge watch the SAW Torture Porn franchise. πŸΏπŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‹πŸ‘πŸ₯€

Anyway, back to this Hollywood Thailand movie. It's worth seeing only for free. There are so many things that are wrong in this movie: Directing, Acting, Script Writing, Editing or Continuity, Logic, Conflicting Motives, and the Monsters' Origin & Gender ( I'm guessing Asexual πŸ˜• ). I just hope that they at least broke even in its distribution.  😐  The sfx monsters are this movie's redeeming quality. πŸ™‚

I'm waiting until next Tuesday, Halloween πŸŽƒ, to go back to the theatre so that I don't have to deal with bratty trick-or-treaters on that day! And, also, so that I can take advantage of Bargain Tuesday!  πŸ€‘

Yes, the film company's name is actually Hollywood Thailand! Whether or not it's related to Whollyweird, I don't know.  🀷🏽‍♂️


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