BLOW: THE TRUE STORY OF COCAINE, A BEAR, AND A CROOKED KENTUCKY COP

I watched this TUBI movie tonight, Thursday, December 14th, 2023, on my cellphone 🤳 while I laid in bed 🛏️ as I recover from my Cold. 🤧

This movie pays homage to the late Pablo Escobear. The All-American ( yeah, 🇺🇲'murica🇺🇸! ) bear which started the whole exploitation craze this year! May he rest in BLISS❗😉

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So, let us all just sit back or lay down and enjoy the show!  🥤🙂🍿

SPOILER ALERT:

The original cocaine bear was a female one whose body was found so badly decomposed & scavenged that it was in bits and pieces. And, Therefore, Was Never Really Taxidermied ❗The bear on display at the Lexington store is not the real one!  ☹️

TIDBITS:

I made a 3-ingredient, 7-servings Lentil & Chicken dish:

1 cup Lentils

3 cups Purified Water

One 15-ounce ( 425 g ) bag of ISADORA Pollo con Mole/Chicken with Mole Sauce

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I just boiled the Lentils in water. Then I allowed it to simmer unlidded on Low Heat for 20 minutes. Once I turned off the heat, I added in the Chicken with Mole Sauce to heat it up and at the same time to cool down the whole dish. So that even Momma Bear won't complain that such a dish might be too hot to serve!  😉 What turned out was a High Protein, High Fiber, Low Fat & Low Sodium dish!  👌😋👍 And eating it with 1 boiled egg 🥚 made it an even more Nutritious Meal ❗❗❗But it is somehow on the sweet side. I don't really like sweet dishes as meals; but desserts, yes! 

When you make it yourself, just flavor it according to taste. Since I was still too sick to go grocery shopping, I'll make this next time with Garlic 🧄 and Onion 🧅 and with some Herbs, too!  🤤

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Coming up, the insane movie about a Gilmer County, West Virginia Herd of COCAINE COWS discovered on the morning of September 10th, 1982:

https://www.dailycitizen.news/news/local_news/from-white-liquor-to-white-powder-smugglers-cocaine-drop-from-airplane-was-40-years-ago/article_7d9c6c22-2aca-11ed-98af-13b2ef7ac1b8.html

Somebody, quick! Tell Elizabeth Banks about this so she can make a follow-up movie about animals high on cocaine, a stampeding herd this time around ❗ 🤣 ❗🤣 ❗🤣❗

But let's not stop there. There are crocodiles, alligators, foxes, coyotes, wolves, snakes, wolverines, bees, mosquitos, et cetera to consider for possible sequels! There's even Bigfoot & Skin-Walker!!  Yeah, let's milk this Cocaine "Cash Cow"  dry!!! 🙃

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COCAINE SHARK

I saw this late tonight, Friday, December 8th, 2023, via my home computer, courtesy of my TUBI Streaming App. 🙂  Downloading the app to my computer 💻 sure is a game-changer. 👍 It beats watching movies on my cellphone! 🤳

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This movie was 1st released in Japan as

KANIZAMI SHAKURABU, on January

29th of 2023. And was retitled as

COCAINE SHARK when released

on July 7th here in the USA

to take advantage of the

success of COCAINE

BEAR which was

released on

February 24th of this same year. 

I didn't even know that there was such a

shark movie until I did a 2023 movie

search on TUBI. There's another

that is also trying to profit off 

the COCAINE BEAR's Box 

Office success ( it made 

more than twice its 

production costs ):

It is the one which is titled

COCAINE COUGAR. 

I don't think that I

want to see this

one because it

didn't get good

feedback. And

it was made

so cheaply!

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A human/animal hybrid is accidentally let loose by a research lab experimenting with chimeras which are fueled by the highly-addictive hallucinogenic, body altering drug, HT-25. Drug-fueled carnage happens along the way. 

Sadly, I see why this movie flew under the radar and never made it to the Big Screen here in the US: Bad Script, Bad Acting, Bad Directing & Bad SFX.

It's as if the SFX guy is a little kid who just used

toy crab 🦀 legs and toy man's arms and stuck

them into a lame excuse for a yellow-green

Play-Doh® shark that would make Ray

Harryhausen groan in utter

embarrassment

for the "kid"!

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Watching this movie made me realize how such movie-making specialties are taken for granted. This movie is like a throwback to the schlock movies of the '50s but shot with better video equipment ( and not much else ). Think of it as the Celluloid 🎥 version of Vanity Book 📖 Publishing! 

Also, how did the detective keep his beard well-trimmed when he was strapped to his hospital bed? 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Don't expect to see a Megalodon like in the Jason Statham's MEG movies, either ❗👎❗

COCAINE BEAR is a way much better movie. But,  unfortunately, I never got to blog about it because I didn't know how long I was supposed to be banned from posting. I never got to pay my last respects to the late Ray Liotta. ☹️

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My friend Soberund has the perfect RC toys waiting for you in his Drones collection at

www.soberundgoodes.com

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3.7" x 5.5" x 15.0"

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But his supplier is running low on high quality quadcopter drones because they're being scooped-up by both Russia and Ukraine. And he only sells to the USA 🇺🇸 & to Canada 🇨🇦. 

NOTE:

👆⬆️👆⬆️👆⬆️👆⬆️👆⬆️👆

I am still being 👀🕵️‍♂️🔎

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Yesterday's total should only be just 2,

actually. Because the other 2 were of

me using a different browser to see

whether or not people were still

seeing my blogs. So, that's 2

hits in a 24-hour period and

one of which is The one

known as "other" ❗

😠❗😡❗🤬

Therefore,

just one

hit!!!

👎

And, in today's start time of 4pm,

the counter goes back to zero.

And shows the previous 24-

hour count of just 12. But

2 of which are "other."

Therefore, it's just a

total of 10 for the

whole time!!!

🔎💻👀

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